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Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

The Jim Bean can explains everything.

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Ofaloaf posted:

The Jim Bean can explains everything.

Beaten.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Jombo posted:

Douche's don't provide me with cheap internet laughs about fatties faceplanting - ergo; not a douche.

http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/bad_timing3.gif

That guy reminds me of the "cat spa" video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srS9kMtWGtE

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Ofaloaf posted:

The Jim Bean can explains everything.

Wait, since when can you get Jim Beam in a can?

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
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Fandyien posted:

Wait, since when can you get Jim Beam in a can?

Look at mister high class over here. Doesn't even drink his whiskey from a can.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Fandyien posted:

Wait, since when can you get Jim Beam in a can?

Jim Beam in a can? Somebody better let him out! :haw:

Combo
Aug 19, 2003



Fandyien posted:

Wait, since when can you get Jim Beam in a can?

You can buy premixed, canned Jim Beam and cola. I'm assuming that's what that is.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

FrozenVent posted:

What was that American church that was boycotting everything Disney because they were too pro-gay?

I have a feeling poo poo's about to get hilarious.

If memory serves it isn't a church exactly but a coalition of Christians that boycott Disney because the "Gay Days" are a thing. It isn't something that Disney organized or even publicly endorses, really, there are just people that are angry that Disney isn't banning or trying to sabotage it or telling the gays that they can come to the theme parks so long as they don't act gay.

When Gay Days started happening Disneys' response was "Sure, whatever, have fun, thanks for the money." Some far right nut jobs are angry that Disney's response to it was to shrug and get back to business.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Jabor posted:

I did, yes. People being unable to spend more doesn't somehow make the "put fewer people on the plane but it somehow costs just as much per-passenger" pipe-dream into something achievable.

Even on short hops, different airlines put different numbers of seats on the plane. You get more legroom if you fly with an airline that has fewer seats. And yes, they cost a little more since they have fewer passengers to cover the fixed costs involved with getting an aircraft from A to B.

That's totally fair. I heard your post as "pull harder on those bootstraps and fly first class you fat poor" but from the rest of the talk last page it's pretty clear that's not what you think. In some cases it's just not possible though - not a whole lot of airlines fly big planes between Ottawa and Toronto, for example - and that's not really anyone's fault. Not like the airlines are going to send an A380 on a cropduster route.

Five choads on Facebook allegedly decided to talk about how they'd love to do all kinds of degrading, violent sexual acts to a student leader at their university. One party to that conversation sent her a screenshot of it. The predictable happened, and now these guys have been publicly named and they stand a not-bad chance of being expelled. As much as I disagree with her assertion that the locker room chatter of five jackholes is proof of a nationwide consensus among male youth that sexual violence is an appropriate way to express their feelings (especially after frosh at a different school were recorded literally singing the praises of raping underage girls last semester), if these guys really did put their rapey thoughts into words and post them on the internet they deserve everything they're about to receive and I'll rub my hands gleefully while it's being distributed.

flakeloaf has a new favorite as of 17:36 on Mar 3, 2014

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Azurrat posted:

You can't post this gif and not link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_eOvbyTGo
Those are some of the best howls of pain I've ever heard.

Every time I see that my back aches :( I think the dude broke a couple vertebra in his lower back too. Best part was he said he'd try it again after healing up, and as a joke, ended up standing on a roof and flinging a dummy off onto the inflated ball instead :lol:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




Is this the Harmoni TransJakarta bus station?

Marley Wants More
Oct 22, 2005

woof
SeatGuru.com is a handy reference when choosing airline seats. It tells you which rows have the best seats, which seats tend to feel turbulence the worst, which seats are most likely to get bonked by the service cart, etc., on any given plane.

I am offering this information in the hopes that it will solve the problem as best it can be, and I can go back to feeling smug that I'm not pushing past people in turnstiles or making a drunken idiot of myself.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Azurrat posted:

You can't post this gif and not link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_eOvbyTGo
Those are some of the best howls of pain I've ever heard.

They're good, but not as good as perpetual favorite (and my personal favorite), "Two morons jumping from a roof, one atop the other's shoulders." It's been posted a couple of times, so I won't repost, but it's awesome.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

This is years old and all the pictures are gone, but this is a thread about a wonderful war between an Arizona HOA's chosen parking enforcer and a guy whose Audi they booted even though he had a parking permit.

Basically he put the car up on dollies and moved it into his garage. He's doing a rebuild on the car so he doesn't care that the boots are on his wheels. Parking company wants $140 to take the boots off. Guy says "Nah, I don't care that they're there, but you can come on my property to take the boots off if you want." Parking company calls the cops, says he's stolen their property, cops say "Look, he's standing right here telling you you can go get your boots back, he hasn't stolen anything. He moved his own car into his own garage, and then called and told you where your boots are."

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Watch out for snow plows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAmfegO2Mk4

Smashing Link
Jul 8, 2003

I'll keep chucking bombs at you til you fall off that ledge!
Grimey Drawer

Phanatic posted:

This is years old and all the pictures are gone, but this is a thread about a wonderful war between an Arizona HOA's chosen parking enforcer and a guy whose Audi they booted even though he had a parking permit.

Basically he put the car up on dollies and moved it into his garage. He's doing a rebuild on the car so he doesn't care that the boots are on his wheels. Parking company wants $140 to take the boots off. Guy says "Nah, I don't care that they're there, but you can come on my property to take the boots off if you want." Parking company calls the cops, says he's stolen their property, cops say "Look, he's standing right here telling you you can go get your boots back, he hasn't stolen anything. He moved his own car into his own garage, and then called and told you where your boots are."

Metafilter is a prime source of shadenfreude (the posters and comments, not the links) and sure enough, their tread on this incident delivers: http://www.metafilter.com/72620/RIP-Arizona-Parking-Solutions

Hillridge
Aug 3, 2004

WWheeeeeee!

I'd get so much schadenfreude out of youtube banning users that uploaded shaky videos of their televisions.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Marley Wants More posted:

SeatGuru.com is a handy reference when choosing airline seats. It tells you which rows have the best seats, which seats tend to feel turbulence the worst, which seats are most likely to get bonked by the service cart, etc., on any given plane.

I am offering this information in the hopes that it will solve the problem as best it can be, and I can go back to feeling smug that I'm not pushing past people in turnstiles or making a drunken idiot of myself.

That's a good site, thanks for sharing :)

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Hillridge posted:

I'd get so much schadenfreude out of youtube banning users that uploaded shaky videos of their televisions.
But that's the primary way security footage is smuggled out of tiny security offices, where a high percentage of our schadenfreude originates :confused:

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Hillridge posted:

I'd get so much schadenfreude out of youtube banning users that uploaded shaky videos of their televisions.

A better clip has emerged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvt2zD1Jxo

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry
German family wants to homeschool their kids, so they emigrate to the US and seek asylum on religious persecution grounds. Their request was denied and their appeal has just been refused without comment.

I hope they get deported.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Guy doesn't even break stride.

jodai
Mar 2, 2010

Banging with all due hardness.

Is this supposed to be a two way thing? Is the lady going the wrong way or cutting the line or is the guy trying to exit an entrance?

Rudi Starnberg
Jul 8, 2012
From the people in the back looks like the later to me. Guy is childish asehole either way.

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

jodai posted:

Is this supposed to be a two way thing? Is the lady going the wrong way or cutting the line or is the guy trying to exit an entrance?
The ones I've seen are two way. Spins freely if you're walking out, but are locked until you swipe your metro card on the way in.

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat

Phanatic posted:

This is years old and all the pictures are gone, but this is a thread about a wonderful war between an Arizona HOA's chosen parking enforcer and a guy whose Audi they booted even though he had a parking permit.

Basically he put the car up on dollies and moved it into his garage. He's doing a rebuild on the car so he doesn't care that the boots are on his wheels. Parking company wants $140 to take the boots off. Guy says "Nah, I don't care that they're there, but you can come on my property to take the boots off if you want." Parking company calls the cops, says he's stolen their property, cops say "Look, he's standing right here telling you you can go get your boots back, he hasn't stolen anything. He moved his own car into his own garage, and then called and told you where your boots are."

There was a video of this as well. With the booted car in question in the garage, cops, and an extremely butthurt boot company manager there on the phone doing his best to press the case for his authority.

It was beautiful.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

Christ almighty

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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Blue_monday
Jan 9, 2004

mind the teeth while you're going down

Looks like it was more of a slam.

PatrickBateman
Jul 26, 2007

Theresa Frontpage posted:

Do away with first class, gently caress your expensive super elite section taking up space on the plane and reducing the overall number of seats cause some people can afford to pay twice as much to fly. Give every seat enough legroom for a 6 foot tall person and tear out that ridiculous section. Let the rich smell the farts and hear the screaming children of the lower classes.

Business/First class brings in 60-75% of the revenue per flight.

Not gonna happen. Business travelers make airlines bank.

Did you know there are some flights that are exclusively business class? London City to JFK, Singapore to EWR/LAX too.

arnbiguous
Feb 2, 2014
Gary’s Answer

PatrickBateman posted:

Business/First class brings in 60-75% of the revenue per flight.

Seriously? God damnit. Do they manage to sell it out on every flight or something? How?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Being unsupervised while young and stupid or alcohol. Or both.
Yeah, my own young and stupid unsupervised adventures often ended up on top of roofs or with my friends and I throwing sharp objects at one another and trying to dodge. We once tried to surf a cafeteria tray down a mud slick and that ended as well as you could imagine. If we'd had camera phones back in the day, I wouldn't be surprised to see my crew in this thread.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Theresa Frontpage posted:

Seriously? God damnit. Do they manage to sell it out on every flight or something? How?
Because it's expensive.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Theresa Frontpage posted:

Seriously? God damnit. Do they manage to sell it out on every flight or something? How?

I'm not sure how it works on shorter domestic routes, but generally speaking once someone is getting paid enough, it's more cost effective for a company to pay for them to fly business class than it is to have them be unproductive (yet still getting paid) for a day traveling and another day recovering from jet-lag. This is especially so once they're far enough up the corporate ladder to need to fly a bunch of places on company business in the first place.

Heck, even if you're a middle-of-the-road tech worker or whatever it's probably a worthwhile expenditure, depending on the airline and how much the upgrade costs.

Larry Horseplay
Oct 24, 2002

Theresa Frontpage posted:

Seriously? God damnit. Do they manage to sell it out on every flight or something? How?

If I need to fly somewhere for work the gulf between first class and coach is so big it's basically a requirement that they better drat put me on first or business. If it's a job with any flying at all I negotiate this at interview time and I wouldn't call myself super highly paid or anything.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
I flew from the west coast of North America to Johannesburg and back twice in one year for work. The first time I flew business and it was the greatest thing because 24 hours in the air sucks, even with a 12 hour layover. The second time I flew I asked my employer if I could bring my then-girlfriend now-fiancee along by trading in my business class ticket for two coach tickets. How quickly they said yes made me realize I should have checked the prices first. I could have brought 3 other people in coach for the price of the one business class ticket!

To stay on topic, you can revel in my fiancee's misery. She didn't sleep on the flights and couldn't sleep in the hotel in Frankfurt, so by the end of the 36 hour journey she was a jibbering, sobbing mess who had the misfortune of also being on anti-malarials, which made things exponentially worse.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010




Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Theresa Frontpage posted:

Seriously? God damnit. Do they manage to sell it out on every flight or something? How?

Airlines make a lot of money off business travelers. All those Expedia or PriceLine customers sitting in coach? They're just there to balance the plane's weight.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
Businesses in Canada can expense 50% of all travel, so that brings the high cost down significantly on the business end. Also any larger business will have accounts with travel agencies who can negotiate with the airlines.

That said, I got bumped the BA business class once on a flight from Toronto Toronto to London (ultimately going to Dublin) and it was so awesome. I'd totally pay for i if I had the cash.

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Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Why don't you guys make your own thread to rant about airline's prices?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKUAkmKAObU

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