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Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006

Auron posted:

Fez's tirade is going to lead to:

A.) Heart attack
B.) Leaving the show

Or A leading into B. Fez is a oval office.
Oh boy, who said fag this time?

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Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Cory Lidle posted:

Oh boy, who said fag this time?

Management wanted him to stay away from the fishbowl because someone famous was going to be there (I'm not sure if they ever said who, I turned it off during lunch), and they didn't want him creeping around like the uncomfortable creep he is. So he OF COURSE turned it into an anti-gay thing, saying people don't know how to keep their "cakehorn's" shut. This lead to everyone making fun of him coming up with the word cakehorn, and ended up trending #1 on twitter, leading to Fez to go absolutely batshit insane-mad that people were making fun of the stupid word he made up. He went off on EVERYONE (except obviously Ron, who kept instigating everything like usual) and basically anyone who made fun of his word is anti-gay as well.

The guy is a legit lunatic.

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006
That makes me really happy that management thinks he's a fucktard that can't help himself. I hope they understand that on top of doing jack poo poo on the air, he's a distraction anywhere he goes.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

Auron posted:

Management wanted him to stay away from the fishbowl because someone famous was going to be there (I'm not sure if they ever said who, I turned it off during lunch), and they didn't want him creeping around like the uncomfortable creep he is. So he OF COURSE turned it into an anti-gay thing, saying people don't know how to keep their "cakehorn's" shut. This lead to everyone making fun of him coming up with the word cakehorn, and ended up trending #1 on twitter, leading to Fez to go absolutely batshit insane-mad that people were making fun of the stupid word he made up. He went off on EVERYONE (except obviously Ron, who kept instigating everything like usual) and basically anyone who made fun of his word is anti-gay as well.

The guy is a legit lunatic.

It's leading to the culmination of the whole "Fez" bit...

or it's one of the last desperate attempts of a mentally ill person to save their job.

Call Me Charlie fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Mar 3, 2014

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006

Call Me Charlie posted:

It's leading to the culmination of the whole "Fez" bit...

or it's one of the last desperate attempts of a mentally ill person to save their job.
"You can't fire me, I'm a gay, autistic retard."
"We're not firing you, you negotiated your contract to run out."
"I'm too retarded to know what a negotiation is! I'm sthhhhhuing!"

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Call Me Charlie posted:

It's leading to the culmination of the whole "Fez" bit...

or it's one of the last desperate attempts of a mentally ill person to save their job.

At least it'll stop the whole 'Michelle comes down to tell Ron what a jerk he is' thing. I felt Fez was doing that so he would have some recourse in case Ron turned on him or he needed more people on his side on his spiral to madness.

But if this is a bit, it's an awesome one.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I don't usually go for the homophobic jokes (way overdone on R&F imo) but 'Faghorn Cakehorn' made me cackle.

UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell
I loved how at one point Fez was yelling at Vitto, Shelby and Hicks and said something like, "You all will be gone and Ron and I will still be here because everything always changes around us but we don't change, we always stick together no matter what." I immediately took that as Fez being hyper-aware of April breathing down his neck and he's already trying to get manipulative with Ron.

Fez is a hypocritical, petulant child. But goddamn was today's show a blast to listen to because of it. The entire cakehorn thing is the hardest I've laughed in a while. It reminded me of how Dave used to butcher phrases, like when he said that something was "just the tip of the ice bird."

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

I don't usually go for the homophobic jokes (way overdone on R&F imo) but 'Faghorn Cakehorn' made me cackle.

I never thought a radio show could be spoiled. I feel terrible for not having heard the show before reading this line.

That's hilarious :roflolmao:

Capt. Supermarket
Sep 30, 2007
I'm anxiously waiting for Audible to put today's show up. Ron, Hicks, and Shelby have been a lot more relaxed and fun the past few weeks, and this sounds absolutely hilarious.

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

Auron posted:

Management wanted him to stay away from the fishbowl because someone famous was going to be there (I'm not sure if they ever said who, I turned it off during lunch), and they didn't want him creeping around like the uncomfortable creep he is. So he OF COURSE turned it into an anti-gay thing, saying people don't know how to keep their "cakehorn's" shut. This lead to everyone making fun of him coming up with the word cakehorn, and ended up trending #1 on twitter, leading to Fez to go absolutely batshit insane-mad that people were making fun of the stupid word he made up. He went off on EVERYONE (except obviously Ron, who kept instigating everything like usual) and basically anyone who made fun of his word is anti-gay as well.

The guy is a legit lunatic.
I didn't hear a bit of this but this right here made me laugh until I was crying to the point I had to explain the entire (back) story to my wife.

O__O
Jan 26, 2011

by Cowcaster
It's good to hear Ron laughing so much and Fez taking it out on everyone else.

Paul Kersey
Oct 28, 2004

Call Me Charlie posted:


or it's one of the last desperate attempts of a mentally ill person to save their job.

Do you honestly think Fez won't be there after April 6? Please, he isn't going anywhere.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
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Capt. Supermarket posted:

I'm anxiously waiting for Audible to put today's show up. Ron, Hicks, and Shelby have been a lot more relaxed and fun the past few weeks, and this sounds absolutely hilarious.

I know I have been down on the show for a little while, but this show was absolutely hilarious and enraging at the same time.

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.

UncleMonkey posted:

It reminded me of how Dave used to butcher phrases, like when he said that something was "just the tip of the ice bird."
Didn't he once say because his wife used credit cards a lot, she was a "card shark"? And Ron just says "That's not what a card shark is."

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
I'm changing my username to Cakehorn Bruce

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
Today's show is up on Audible.

ChristianDB
Jun 29, 2008
An hour on cakeorn? gently caress this show

FeedRobots
Jul 18, 2006
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ChristianDB posted:

An hour on cakeorn? gently caress this show

Shut your cakehorn.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
The cakehorn bit is my favorite segment this year.

eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

ChristianDB posted:

An hour on cakeorn? gently caress this show

They're doing an hour on cake horn on O&A. Hope you're happy. :v:

Paul Kersey
Oct 28, 2004

I loved Vito cracking up in the background during the Cakehorn bit. Also Fezzie calling Hard Rock Johnny a "loving sick...o"

ChristianDB
Jun 29, 2008

eightysixed posted:

They're doing an hour on cake horn on O&A. Hope you're happy. :v:

I'm in the minority I know but that segment reminded me of the lovely segments with earl where they would bully him over something minuscule, benign and make it into a thing. Ronnie B would be so hurt if wetmouthbreather started trending on is account. Ron is a pussy poo poo starter.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

ChristianDB posted:

I'm in the minority I know but that segment reminded me of the lovely segments with earl where they would bully him over something minuscule, benign and make it into a thing. Ronnie B would be so hurt if wetmouthbreather started trending on is account. Ron is a pussy poo poo starter.
Hi Fez.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

That's not Fez. Fez would never call Ron out on anything.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
Fez calling Ron out on his poo poo-stirring is the actual payoff that everyone's hoping for, but that no one will get.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

Morter posted:

Fez calling Ron out on his poo poo-stirring is the actual payoff that everyone's hoping for, but that no one will get.

Fez is no dummy. He has to know the moment he tries to call Ron out is the moment Ron will stomp him into oblivion.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

Call Me Charlie posted:

Fez is no dummy. He has to know the moment he tries to call Ron out is the moment Ron will stomp him into oblivion.

I disagree, I think there's nothing that Ron wants more than to have Fez be angry at him instead of just being a man dog.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Droopy Goines posted:

I disagree, I think there's nothing that Ron wants more than to have Fez be angry at him instead of just being a man dog.

Yeah, Ron's been not so patiently waiting for the day Fez fights back.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
Goddamn, cakehorn show is the best show in years. Fez attacking Hard Rock Johnny had me howling.

Holy hell, drunk abusive Fez is back. This is a meltdown for the ages.

Neodoomium posted:

Yeah, Ron's been not so patiently waiting for the day Fez fights back.

It's more like he's been patiently waiting for the day he can take off the gloves and really put it to Fez. (no homo)

Call Me Charlie fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Mar 4, 2014

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Just heard the cakehorn bit on O&A. loving hilarious, you could tell Ron knew he had gold the second the words came out of Fez's mouth.

ChristianDB
Jun 29, 2008

Call Me Charlie posted:

Goddamn, cakehorn show is the best show in years. Fez attacking Hard Rock Johnny had me howling.

Holy hell, drunk abusive Fez is back. This is a meltdown for the ages.


It's more like he's been patiently waiting for the day he can take off the gloves and really put it to Fez. (no homo)

drunk show!?

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

spudsbuckley posted:

Just heard the cakehorn bit on O&A. loving hilarious, you could tell Ron knew he had gold the second the words came out of Fez's mouth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOC65YvhNKU

Audio.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

ChristianDB posted:

drunk show!?

No, I was talking about the cakehorn show. Near the end of the hour, Fez sounded exactly like drunk Fez as he was screaming at Vito. The inflection in his voice, the abusive nature.

Call Me Charlie fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Mar 4, 2014

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.
Is Shelby the same person as Sheepy from around 2007ish? They both sound whiny and nerdy.

Caesarian Sectarian
Oct 19, 2004

...

Cromulent posted:

Is Shelby the same person as Sheepy from around 2007ish? They both sound whiny and nerdy.

No. Shelby is actually funny.

Okimin
Dec 19, 2009

rebel rebel
holy poo poo this cakehorn bit is fantastic, how typical is it that fez comes up with the funniest line in the country and responds by fighting against like a caged rabid dog

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Master of the EXTREME!, Jason "Professional Douchebag" Ellis apparently came out and said he has the best show on radio and also said he's better than O&A.

Have fun with that, Jason!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Did Ellis and O&A have some falling out along the line? I know they're not exactly friends and they cater to different audiences but that seems a bit weird.

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Caesarian Sectarian
Oct 19, 2004

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He probably went on Howard.

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