Funny Pictures XIII: The chain mails of tomorrow, today!

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cowboythreespeech: Dec 28, 2008

greatn posted:

If we evolved from Mankey why is there still Mankey.

Arceus made us all in his image 6000 years ago.

e: new page, this calls for a fish with hair.

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# ? May 31, 2024 06:42

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

kinmik posted:

# ? Mar 5, 2014 04:02

Mustached5thGrader: Oct 1, 2011; My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Kevyn posted:

Haha, I saw this the other day in the east Village. Poor girl.

# ? Mar 5, 2014 04:03

mad.radhu: Jan 8, 2006; Fun Shoe

kinmik posted:

I made this one image instead of four for easy saving and pasting, because it is funny okay

# ? Mar 5, 2014 05:36

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

cowboythreespeech posted:

So I'm watching this video on youtube entitled "8 Creatures You Won't Believe Exist"

Top comments:

???

Like pokemon we all come from balls.

# ? Mar 5, 2014 09:41

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjnPyGFYKrI

Game Theory is kind of weird but essentially, pokemon are people :stonklol:

Soulex has a new favorite as of 11:33 on Mar 5, 2014

# ? Mar 5, 2014 11:31

KongGeorgeVII: Feb 17, 2009; Flow like a
harpoon
daily and nightly.

Soulex posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjnPyGFYKrI

Game Theory is kind of weird but essentially, pokemon are people

For those interested the actual video doesn't start until 3 minutes in.

# ? Mar 5, 2014 14:36

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

# ? Mar 5, 2014 15:16

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

KongGeorgeVII posted:

For those interested the actual video doesn't start until 3 minutes in.

Oh yeah. Forgot about the stupid intro. I hate his gimmicks but some of his theories are interesting.

# ? Mar 5, 2014 15:21

BANME.sh: Jan 23, 2008; What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??; Grimey Drawer

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Username post combo

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Mar 5, 2014 16:36

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

My god, even Madagascar

# ? Mar 5, 2014 16:41

Political Whores: Feb 13, 2012

Phy posted:

My god, even Madagascar

Trojan planes bypass all borders (including your pants).

# ? Mar 5, 2014 16:44

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

The ultimate fear of homophobes everywhere.

# ? Mar 5, 2014 18:03

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

My Lovely Horse posted:

Saying "this one" implies you know one that isn't and I'm just saying it's rude not to share.

Here you go.

# ? Mar 5, 2014 18:11

Fair Hallion: Jul 25, 2007

# ? Mar 5, 2014 18:42

OK Some Butt Stuff: Jun 9, 2002

BANME.sh posted:

Username post combo

Yes. Also Canada

# ? Mar 5, 2014 18:49

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

mad.radhu posted:

I made this one image instead of four for easy saving and pasting, because it is funny okay

One of the reviews. I like puns.

quote:

Well .. this is delicate. When I ordered the ring, I thought "Men's Ring" was delicate talk for Penis Ring. I put it on, and its too small .. now I can't get the damned thing off. Further more, it's sauron the inside.

# ? Mar 5, 2014 18:55

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

OK Some Butt Stuff posted:

Yes. Also Canada

Down with this sort of thing

# ? Mar 5, 2014 19:14

Doctor Bishop: Oct 22, 2013; To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCw

# ? Mar 5, 2014 19:29

Bogmonster: Oct 17, 2007; The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I called the disease "Gay Bum Disease" in my game because its still kind of funny even when I'm not 9 and in primary school.

# ? Mar 5, 2014 21:10

Krinkle: Feb 9, 2003; Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts

So is that ring purposefully or accidentally mislabeled on amazon? I had hoped that stylized arabic looked like elvish or vice versa so it would have been a clever observation but nope it's identical to the gold versions of the One Ring and also I found it in black here http://www.tungstenaffinity.com/Lord-of-the-Rings-Black-Tungsten-Carbide-One-Ring-p/blk-lotr.htm

The only people who would buy this would be people linked to it to laugh at the reviews, who believe it's arabic that only looks like elvish, and buying it ironically, only to find out after shipping it was literally the one ring, on purpose, but mislabeled, and now they have it in black for no reason so you can't even say hey look at my dumb movie prop because anyone who cares would ask why it's not gold. Anyone actually looking for the lord's prayer in Arabic would know it's fake and not buy it.

# ? Mar 5, 2014 23:10

Taeke: Feb 2, 2010

Krinkle posted:

So is that ring purposefully or accidentally mislabeled on amazon? I had hoped that stylized arabic looked like elvish or vice versa so it would have been a clever observation but nope it's identical to the gold versions of the One Ring and also I found it in black here http://www.tungstenaffinity.com/Lord-of-the-Rings-Black-Tungsten-Carbide-One-Ring-p/blk-lotr.htm

The only people who would buy this would be people linked to it to laugh at the reviews, who believe it's arabic that only looks like elvish, and buying it ironically, only to find out after shipping it was literally the one ring, on purpose, but mislabeled, and now they have it in black for no reason so you can't even say hey look at my dumb movie prop because anyone who cares would ask why it's not gold. Anyone actually looking for the lord's prayer in Arabic would know it's fake and not buy it.

You're bad at jokes and general fun.

# ? Mar 5, 2014 23:24

xxEightxx: Mar 5, 2010; Oh, it's true. You are Brock Landers!; Salad Prong

Taeke posted:

You're bad at jokes and general fun.

Goons.txt.

# ? Mar 5, 2014 23:30

Krinkle: Feb 9, 2003; Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts

Taeke posted:

You're bad at jokes and general fun.

I have to enjoy everything on the same level as everyone else! or at least have it explained to me after the fact! THis is important to me!!

# ? Mar 5, 2014 23:42

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 6, 2014 00:44

stubblyhead: Sep 13, 2007; That is treason, Johnny!; Fun Shoe

http://i.imgur.com/numAK9Z.jpg :nws:

for suggestive snack food

# ? Mar 6, 2014 03:09

mpyro: Feb 9, 2003; 'Cause I live and breathe this Fillydelphia freedom

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What game is this?

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fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

mpyro posted:

What game is this?

Plague Inc.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 03:58

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

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I'm working on taking over with Party Rock.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 04:09

Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

mpyro posted:

What game is this?

Pandemic: $15 Steam Port Edition

# ? Mar 6, 2014 04:32

PopRocks: Jul 4, 2003; WTF am I reading?

stubblyhead posted:

http://i.imgur.com/numAK9Z.jpg for suggestive snack food

What is it supposed to be suggestive of? Because if that's what your penis looks like, please call a doctor.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 04:35

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

PopRocks posted:

What is it supposed to be suggestive of? Because if that's what your penis looks like, please call a doctor.

It looks like a man jerking off. The cheeto itself is not the penis.

edit: This is now a sentence I have said. Time to check that off the ol bucket list.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 04:38

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Captain Trips posted:

Pandemic: $15 Steam Port Edition

Except it's a more fleshed out version that's been on mobile devices for at least a year. The game is less finnicky (places don't close borders at a slight cough) and has far more content to it. Instead of three diseases there's six with two DLC (these might be unlocked normally in the steam version I don't know) along with cheat diseases that you can either unlock or pay for. There's far more countries. More random events. And it's generally just a more polished game.

Do goons even look this poo poo up before they go "IT'S OVERPRICED AND A RIP OFF!" because this is not the first time I've seen someone say this.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 04:38