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Zachack
Jun 1, 2000




Grouchy Smurf posted:

Can I do it instead?
None. Blue skin is a main symptom of two "common" medical conditions, one of which is silver poisoning.
There are thousand of colour photographs from the 1900's where people are white.

Those photographs were made using a technique which blended red, yellow, and green absorbing chemicals on plates. Blue can not be replicated that way because its negative is orange, which was not present. Hence why people appeared white, often with strange sun tones. It's also why there are very few old photos that show a blue sky, although in some cases a special technique could be used to capture UV bounce, and there are some other photos from white supremacist groups who tried to rewrite history by digitally inserting blue sky into shots of "white" people. A lot of this history is still kinda buried due to pressure from HUAC in the 50s following the A. Hiss revelation and was further squashed in the 80s with the contras.

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Grouchy Smurf
Mar 12, 2012

"Interesting Quote"
-Interesting guy

Zachack posted:

Those photographs were made using a technique which blended red, yellow, and green absorbing chemicals on plates. Blue can not be replicated that way because its negative is orange, which was not present. Hence why people appeared white, often with strange sun tones. It's also why there are very few old photos that show a blue sky, although in some cases a special technique could be used to capture UV bounce, and there are some other photos from white supremacist groups who tried to rewrite history by digitally inserting blue sky into shots of "white" people. A lot of this history is still kinda buried due to pressure from HUAC in the 50s following the A. Hiss revelation and was further squashed in the 80s with the contras.

http://blogs.denverpost.com/captured/2009/10/21/color-photography-from-russian-in-the-early-1900s/544/

Random pictures.

Seriously, do you people really believe that you great grand parents were blue and no one noticed?

Thomas13206
Jun 18, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZCHxGRSUok

"He's talking about Krishna, you know, like Smurfs are blue, and like he's saying that Smurfs are getting kids used to seeing blue people. You know, with Smurfs being blue, kids see blue people, they like, relate to Smurfs, and they relate to blue people when Krishna comes about."

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Grouchy Smurf posted:

http://blogs.denverpost.com/captured/2009/10/21/color-photography-from-russian-in-the-early-1900s/544/

Random pictures.

Seriously, do you people really believe that you great grand parents were blue and no one noticed?

You can see the original blue coloring of white people pre-Illuminati-poisoning in the Fugate family of Kentucky, the only people so isolated that they avoided the Masonic toxins.

Grouchy Smurf
Mar 12, 2012

"Interesting Quote"
-Interesting guy

Jazerus posted:

You can see the original blue coloring of white people pre-Illuminati-poisoning in the Fugate family of Kentucky, the only people so isolated that they avoided the Masonic toxins.

Not even them could escape, however, as their doctor managed to "cure" their symptoms and turned them pink.
There is simply no way out of the NWO.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
As can be seen in the history of color photography, blue skin was first phased out in Soviet Russia, before making its way south and east to the Americas and the rest of Asia, and then finally taking out Europe and Africa.

Grouchy Smurf
Mar 12, 2012

"Interesting Quote"
-Interesting guy

Install Windows posted:

As can be seen in the history of color photography, blue skin was first phased out in Soviet Russia, before making its way south and east to the Americas and the rest of Asia, and then finally taking out Europe and Africa.

Which makes me wonder: How did they manage to give the Africans their distinct black colour? I guess it has something to do with the weaponized AIDS genes that they inserted into their DNA.

Edit:
VVVVV

I totally forgot that the whole population received the vaccine in the exact same second, sorry. In other news: drat, you blew my cover :(
Time to look for a new job.

Grouchy Smurf fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Mar 4, 2014

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Grouchy Smurf posted:

Seriously, do you people really believe that you great grand parents were blue and no one noticed?

What, you mean the other proportionally blue people? Also, isn't it convenient that a person with your username is introducing disinformation about blue truth?

duck monster
Dec 15, 2004

Grouchy Smurf posted:

http://blogs.denverpost.com/captured/2009/10/21/color-photography-from-russian-in-the-early-1900s/544/

Random pictures.

Seriously, do you people really believe that you great grand parents were blue and no one noticed?

I thought it was common knowledge. v:shobon:v

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Grouchy Smurf posted:

http://blogs.denverpost.com/captured/2009/10/21/color-photography-from-russian-in-the-early-1900s/544/

Random pictures.

Seriously, do you people really believe that you great grand parents were blue and no one noticed?

Since you seem genuinely puzzled, I guess I'll have to ruin things and explain :thejoke: to you: No, our great-grandparents weren't blue, it's just a parody of conspiracy theories and "little-known facts."

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Grouchy Smurf posted:

Which makes me wonder: How did they manage to give the Africans their distinct black colour? I guess it has something to do with the weaponized AIDS genes that they inserted into their DNA.

Easy, they are not true humans.

This whole thing is a great example of just how crazy this stuff is; you start with an assertation, then someone poke a hole in it with facts/reality then you come up with something else to answer that and then down the rabbit hole you go.

Whatstheharm is great, and depressing. Its sad that kids have died due to the insane paranoia and bizarre food myths that exist today.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Grouchy Smurf posted:

http://blogs.denverpost.com/captured/2009/10/21/color-photography-from-russian-in-the-early-1900s/544/

Random pictures.

Seriously, do you people really believe that you great grand parents were blue and no one noticed?

My god, this also explains America's sudden fascination with itty bitty kitty titties. I don't know how I never realized.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Many people come into the world blue and quickly lose their healthy skin tone from exposure to chemtrails in the air.

Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 24, 2007

I just saw this on Facebook.



God dammit. Just last week I was thinking how weird it was that I hadn't heard any conspiracies regarding the Titanic.

Radio Prune
Feb 19, 2010
There's a bunch of conspiracies about the Titanic but I have to say that's a new one to me.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Yarbald posted:

I just saw this on Facebook.



God dammit. Just last week I was thinking how weird it was that I hadn't heard any conspiracies regarding the Titanic.
So something good did come out from that catastrophe after all. Shame about all other people who drowned.

E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011

Yarbald posted:

I just saw this on Facebook.



God dammit. Just last week I was thinking how weird it was that I hadn't heard any conspiracies regarding the Titanic.

I gotta love how they didn't say 'drowned', they say 'killed', as if to imply that they were totally going to escape but then an illuminati ninja appeared out of loving nowhere and stabbed them in the kidneys.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Yarbald posted:

I just saw this on Facebook.



God dammit. Just last week I was thinking how weird it was that I hadn't heard any conspiracies regarding the Titanic.

I know that railing against the Fed is a common conspiracy theory thing, but that doesn't sound very conspiratorial at all? There's no suggestion that the Titanic was deliberately sunk in order to kill off opponents of the Federal Reserve.

The tie-in to the Titan is also weird because it's a factoid that could stand all on its own.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

gradenko_2000 posted:

I know that railing against the Fed is a common conspiracy theory thing, but that doesn't sound very conspiratorial at all? There's no suggestion that the Titanic was deliberately sunk in order to kill off opponents of the Federal Reserve.

The tie-in to the Titan is also weird because it's a factoid that could stand all on its own.
Conspiracy theorists like to claim that the illuminatis announce their plans in advance through coded media, so I guess similarities to the novel are supposed to "prove" that sinking of Titanic was planned before it was even built.

ClownSyndrome
Sep 2, 2011

Do you think love can bloom on bob-omb Battlefield?

Yarbald posted:


God dammit. Just last week I was thinking how weird it was that I hadn't heard any conspiracies regarding the Titanic.

There are a few, mostly that it was sank as part of an insurance scam and stuff that ties into it's sister ship (which was nearly identical)

Remember seeing a chain email or a webpage years ago that used 'Jack and Rose from the film weren't real!!! their names don't appear on the passanger list despite the film being 'based on a true story'' as bullet point on a list of TITANIC LIES

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Forgall posted:

Conspiracy theorists like to claim that the illuminatis announce their plans in advance through coded media, so I guess similarities to the novel are supposed to "prove" that sinking of Titanic was planned before it was even built.

For instance, the fact that someone wrote a book in the 30s (and sort of one of the first alt history books) that discussed an impending war between the US and Japan with the US the eventual victory due to superior economic output means that the Illuminati planned WWII.

Grouchy Smurf
Mar 12, 2012

"Interesting Quote"
-Interesting guy

Barudak posted:

For instance, the fact that someone wrote a book in the 30s (and sort of one of the first alt history books) that discussed an impending war between the US and Japan with the US the eventual victory due to superior economic output means that the Illuminati planned WWII.

drat. I am now worried about the inevitable attack by aliens.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Grouchy Smurf posted:

drat. I am now worried about the inevitable attack by aliens.

Or a wave of young people discovering they have magic. And we are on the way to the Hunger Games.

duck monster
Dec 15, 2004

ClownSyndrome posted:

There are a few, mostly that it was sank as part of an insurance scam and stuff that ties into it's sister ship (which was nearly identical)


The original 9/11 conspiracy theories (before it went full 666-ufo-illuminati) tended to revolve around it being an insurance scam. That pretty quickly changed into the full george-bush used lizard ufos to remote detonate the buildings using jewish mind control satelites to discredit ronpaul and lauch foreverwar against israels enemy, type poo poo.

onlyprettysure
Mar 6, 2014
"the jews did titanic" - my grandma

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

onlyprettysure posted:

"the jews did titanic" - my grandma

They do most movies.

onlyprettysure
Mar 6, 2014

Baronjutter posted:

They do most movies.
i totally almost laughed myself into an iceberg. good form!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I like how everything involving guns these days always has some crazy person screaming FALSE FLAG!!!!

Even something as simple as "facebook is going to make sure no one uses it to make illegal gun sales, like they do for drugs and pornography" turns into "THEY'RE GONNA BAN ANYONE WHO LIKES GUNS!" and "the examples they used were all made up by gun grabbing democrats to silence our 2nd amendment rights!". It has nothing to do with a private company trying to protect its rear end to make sure people aren't using it to sell illegal goods. But then these people are convinced that anyone who wants even the smallest restriction on guns is a terrible tyrant who wants nothing to do but take away their rights and make them defenseless in face of the hoards of urban ferals and UN Peacekeepers that are just waiting for the population to be disarmed. I'd not be surprised there is an ultra fringe that thinks that actually having to pay for guns is some kind of evil plan to keep them out of peoples hands.

I was listening to a podcast and they made an offhanded joke about Osama being alive because we never saw his body, but there really are people who believe that. What did they want? Osama's body paraded down the Penn Ave on a cart like a defeated enemy of Rome, then propped up in the Mall where people can pay 5bux to throw baseballs at it? Based on the primitive tribal instincts of the right wing, that's almost certainly what they actually wanted.

onlyprettysure
Mar 6, 2014

twistedmentat posted:


I was listening to a podcast and they made an offhanded joke about Osama being alive because we never saw his body, but there really are people who believe that. What did they want? Osama's body paraded down the Penn Ave on a cart like a defeated enemy of Rome, then propped up in the Mall where people can pay 5bux to throw baseballs at it? Based on the primitive tribal instincts of the right wing, that's almost certainly what they actually wanted.

good point, it's not like if they hung him off a bypass it would make anything better or him any more dead. i kind of feel the same way about people who go to excecutions why the gently caress would a person want to witness something so traumatic? i don't get it.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!




You can swear here, fucker.

onlyprettysure
Mar 6, 2014

AATREK CURES KIDS posted:

You can swear here, fucker.

*weeps* i have shamed myself and my entire loving family sorry i'm a stupid newbie

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

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KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

onlyprettysure posted:

*weeps* i have shamed myself and my entire loving family sorry i'm a stupid newbie

I made that same mistake when I finally went from reading the forums for free to buying in.


As for conspiracy theories, the co-developer of Bitcoins (or something) recently committed suicide. So queue my Illuminati believing,anti-fluoride, anti-vax conspiracy wacko friend going on about how he just knew the government would try and stop bitcoins. Oh he I guess is also a Truther now too. Man it sucks watching a friend fall into mental illness and they ignore it thinking they're right cause of loving Natural News

Chin Strap
Nov 24, 2002

I failed my TFLC Toxx, but I no longer need a double chin strap :buddy:
Pillbug

See? Totally a Jewish name.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
So my local transit company, who have allowed christian ads on buses and anti-abortion ads but didn't allow a humanist group from advertising they exist because it was potentially offensive and controversial is allowing a bunch of WTC tower 7 conspiracy ads on buses. I have no idea why a group in Canada has the money or interest to do this, but someone is paying thousands for loving 9/11 conspiracy bus ads and the bus company is standing by "freedom of speech"

E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011

Baronjutter posted:

So my local transit company, who have allowed christian ads on buses and anti-abortion ads but didn't allow a humanist group from advertising they exist because it was potentially offensive and controversial is allowing a bunch of WTC tower 7 conspiracy ads on buses. I have no idea why a group in Canada has the money or interest to do this, but someone is paying thousands for loving 9/11 conspiracy bus ads and the bus company is standing by "freedom of speech"

Canadians have a habit of hating America, not entirely unjustified mind. Its not entirely surprising that they'd be fine with spreading 9/11 bullshit.

onlyprettysure
Mar 6, 2014

Chin Strap posted:

See? Totally a Jewish name.

ahahahhahahahahaa!!!!! but srsly though, I think we are onto something here, you guys, and my grandma. someone quick make a facebook meme about how the jews did titanic so all our friends can know just how deep this poo poo goes. gently caress, this is a Pandora's box i'm fittin to open all over everyone's face.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

E-Tank posted:

Canadians have a habit of hating America, not entirely unjustified mind. Its not entirely surprising that they'd be fine with spreading 9/11 bullshit.

I don't think it's a "hating" america thing, it's just weirdo conspiracy nuts know no borders.

Last summer it didn't rain once all season and at the same time a group (maybe the same one doing these bus ads?) were sidewalk-chalking weird conspiracy poo poo all over town. By the fall nearly every intersection and crosswalk area had some big scrawled chalk message about 9/11, chemtrails, or how Jesus Christ was re-born in a swiss village and people need to know his love. It was always equal parts conspiracy equal parts religious.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

E-Tank posted:

Canadians have a habit of hating America, not entirely unjustified mind. Its not entirely surprising that they'd be fine with spreading 9/11 bullshit.

I ran into some Canadian from Burlington, Otario online once on a rock website. He kept hating on Americans for electing Bush, fully believed in Conspiracy theories, and considered Jesse Ventura a man "Who spoke the truth"

He'd call us all idiots, and then blame us for voting for Bush. Even people that were Democrats, who would have avatars/signatures saying they hated the guy.

When asked what he would do to make our country better, he flipped out into a fit of rage and then point the fingers at us for voting for Bush again

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onlyprettysure
Mar 6, 2014
according to my grandma the Canadians, latinos, and homosexuals are taking over the world! everyone panic!PANIC @ THE USA ALSO SHE WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT THE DARKIES DID THE KENNEDY ASSASINATION

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