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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

This is close to what my idea was for what a "King of the Mountain" match should be.

It's still better than what some have come up with.

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Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

UltimoDragonQuest posted:


Amazing AAA talent Gronda.

Batista as Muta is now something I ant to see

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Cowboy Bobs Hep C posted:

Batista as Muta is now something I ant to see

I just want to see Batista to come out to Hooked on a feeling at Wrestlemania.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Cowboy Bobs Hep C posted:

Batista as Muta is now something I ant to see

his name was rellik

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

oatgan posted:

his name was rellik

That's Killer spelled backwards.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3



this picture of buff "the prostitute" bagwell is wrinkling my brain...

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Little Mac posted:

buff "the prostitute" bagwell...

I'm sorry.....what?

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

I'm sorry.....what?

http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/05/buff-bagwell-gigolo-wrestler/

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

I'm sorry.....what?

He had to put on the red light.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

He had to put on the red light.

But he does have to wear that dress tonight.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Buff doing his trademark walk/dance into a hotel room with his nWo hat on and then posing and laughing is worth it.

Gar
May 13, 2005
I got the Playstation but I still play the Sega
The real question is, is it cheaper to book him for a match or a two hour date?

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Gar posted:

The real question is, is it cheaper to book him for a match or a two hour date?

The more important question, which is a more painful experience?

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



oldpainless posted:

Buff doing his trademark walk/dance into a hotel room with his nWo hat on and then posing and laughing is worth it.

The lady rips off her mask to reveal Sting, and then Scorpion Death Drops him.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

For an extra hundred:

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Basically his original Global Wrestling gimmick anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpj-L1ZYOZY

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
GWF owned so much

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

How could you not want your muff stuffed with this Buff:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
All his dates have to wear this

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


This page makes me feel nauseous.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Frankston posted:

This page makes me feel nauseous.

Why?

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

So the opportunity cost of wrestling somewhere like Japan for Buff Bagwell is the sweet coin he makes as a sex worker.

Ah, wrestling.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Frankston posted:

This page makes me feel nauseous.

do you need a hug?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

coconono posted:

do you need a hug?



That will cost you

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Gah, now you got Dean sleaze on my monitor...

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Jay 2K Winger posted:

Gah, now you got Dean sleaze on my monitor...

here. let me Buff that out for you.

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*

Rad R. posted:

Awesome. Cool cool cool cool cool. I really want to see the Shield pics. I remember female Wyatts, that was great as well.

Thank you:3:

I'm not being any particular Shield member but I've got the outfit to boss around in. I've decided to hold a wrestling themed party for my birthday this Sep as well, because it's clearly the most adult thing to do when you're nearing 30!
I've bagsied early Shawn Michaels and am currently pressuring my best friend into being either Bret or Diesel.

Content:


Someone say leather daddy & rent boy for the page of sleaze?

oh and this




Available to buy on etsy right now, be the envy of all your mates!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
So was that really Bagwell's real mother?

That's something I've always wondered.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

"Tatanka! ...BUFFalo!" :raise:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Alteisen posted:

So was that really Bagwell's real mother?

That's something I've always wondered.

Yes. The same mother that got him fired due to calling up the WWE and telling them he was injured and was getting bullied. His wife is also named Judy. They may be the same person.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I liked JR's reaction to that. "While I'm sure you're a very nice lady and you're welcome to call and talk about anything, Bagwell is a grown man and I never want to hear any of his problems coming from you ever again. Can I help you with anything else?"

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
You know, gigolos mainly gently caress older women. I'm not saying Buff Bagwell has a thing for his mother. But now you're thinking it.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Animal-Mother posted:

You know, gigolos mainly gently caress older women. I'm not saying Buff Bagwell has a thing for his mother. But now you're thinking it.

Once again I will point out his wife's name is Judy.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

bobkatt013 posted:

Yes. The same mother that got him fired due to calling up the WWE and telling them he was injured and was getting bullied. His wife is also named Judy. They may be the same person.
As if Buff coming into WWE still in lazy-rear end WCW-mode and picking a fight with Shane Helms (which he lost) wasn't enough, his mommy pestering the front office constantly was surely the last nail in Buff's coffin.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!


Now we can really shut the thread down. We've seen everything now.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I was hoping for a duckface

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
As soon as I saw that photo, I shouted "AW SON OF A BITCH!".

Because c'mon, Vince. C'mon. What are you doing?

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Well at least he's still clothed.

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