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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE loving CHRIST

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UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



The only way to redeem this not-insane episode is for that lizard to eat a bird and spit it up.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Alexis suggesting split votes is probably going to get her voted out 3-2-1 ahahaha

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Who the gently caress splits the first vote?

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
If Alexis just engineered her own boot, oh my god

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Jefra AKA Blue Kelly

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
A split vote on their first tribal? It's almost like they're trying to out-:psyduck: the Brains tribe.

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

Jefra AKA Blue Kelly

A Kelly for every color!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
So Alexis thinks it's gonna be... boys for Morgan (LJ, Jeremiah), Girls for Brice (Jefra, Alexis), and Morgan/Brice voting for somebody. But it might be... 3 Alexis (Jeremiah, Morgan, Brice), 2 Brice (Jefra, Alexis), 1 Morgan (LJ)?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I'm just flying around, eating plants and looking pretty. :laffo:

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I'm pretty sure Jefra is actually Sadie from Duck Dynasty

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Poque posted:

So Alexis thinks it's gonna be... boys for Morgan (LJ, Jeremiah), Girls for Brice (Jefra, Alexis), and Morgan/Brice voting for somebody. But it might be... 3 Alexis (Jeremiah, Morgan, Brice), 2 Brice (Jefra, Alexis), 1 Morgan (LJ)?

And no votes for Morgan's Boobs? They really are running the Beauty tribe.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

hasn't talked strategics with me at all

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Ahahaha Brice's face

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


Morgan needs more Baywatch montages.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
There's been talk of the town.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

TALK OF THE TOWN
TALK OF THE TOWN
TALK OF THE TOWN
TALK OF THE TOWN
TALK OF THE TOWN
TALK OF THE TOWN
TALK OF THE TOWN
TALK OF THE TOWN

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Seems like there's a lot of time left.

Generic American
Mar 15, 2012

I love my Peng


Super Aggro Crag posted:

Morgan needs more Baywatch montages.
Just wait until the gifs flood in. :ohdear:

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Morgan with the calligraphy.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Brice voted with an exclamation point.
He is the best!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I can't believe there was actually a split after all that.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Nooo Brice was hilarious

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Well, Alexis ended up playing herself into a good position. Nice move from somebody I didn't recognize when the ep started!

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

I cant to see what weird rear end poo poo the Brawn tribe pulls out at their first tribal.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

Nooo Brice was hilarious

Would you say he was the talk of the town? Or will he be the talk of the town? What's gonna be the talk of the town?

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



My pony is off to the glue factory.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Has there ever been a season with three men voted off first?

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Codependent Poster posted:

Would you say he was the talk of the town? Or will he be the talk of the town? What's gonna be the talk of the town?
Word on the street is the talk of the town is the cock of the walk.

JesusSinfulHands
Oct 24, 2007
Sartre and Russell are my heroes
Dammit Brice had twice as much personality as the rest of the tribe combined

DurosKlav posted:

I cant to see what weird rear end poo poo the Brawn tribe pulls out at their first tribal.

Brawn is so going to win every challenge then completely fall apart at the merge Tandang style

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Poque posted:

Has there ever been a season with three men voted off first?

you mean two men and a garrett

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

Poque posted:

Has there ever been a season with three men voted off first?

I was wondering last week if there had ever been a season with the first 2 being men. I definitely cant imagine there has ever been one with the first 3 being men.

Preview: I WAS JUST KIDDING BRAWN. You dont have to do something crazy to match the other 2 tribes.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

best exit interview

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Oh man, I can't wait for the nutshots next week.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Making players bump into things is the best challenge other than trying to drown them.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Codependent Poster posted:

Oh man, I can't wait for the nutshots next week.

A Survivor tribute to America's Funniest Home Videos.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Making players bump into things is the best challenge other than trying to drown them.
What around drowning people while also taking shots to the groin?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

sportsgenius86 posted:

you mean two men and a garrett

ahahahaha nice.

I just checked, this is the first time three men went first.

Mercaptopropyl
Sep 16, 2006

I can be framed easier than Whistler's Mother
I don't even know who Alexis is, however I'm disappointed it wasn't Jefra who went home. She is terrible.

Brice was hilarious and entertaining, but I'd have done the same thing if I were Jeremiah.

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Mercaptopropyl
Sep 16, 2006

I can be framed easier than Whistler's Mother
Didn't think I'd be saying this, but Sarah is even worse at interrogating people than Tony is at chasing criminals across rooftops.

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