The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

MondayHotDog posted:

You must be the goon who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.

Ugh, look what you made me post.

# ? Mar 5, 2014 20:11

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# ? May 25, 2024 13:31

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Lady, he's putting my kids through college!
/

# ? Mar 5, 2014 20:13

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

JetsGuy posted:

EDIT:

Should refresh the thread before replying

Hey JetsGuy, you still here? Boy, you are slow!

# ? Mar 5, 2014 20:34

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

JetsGuy posted:

EDIT:

Should refresh the thread before replying

Ha look at that jerk! He dropped his quotes! :laffo:

CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Mar 5, 2014

# ? Mar 5, 2014 20:49

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Ainsley McTree posted:

Hey JetsGuy, you still here? Boy, you are slow!

Something said! Not good!

# ? Mar 5, 2014 21:04

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

Ha look at that jerk! He dropped his quotes!

If I could post a few words... I'd be a better Simpsons quoter! :v:

# ? Mar 5, 2014 21:10

JetsGuy: Sep 17, 2003; science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

CatchrNdRy posted:

Ha look at that jerk! He dropped his quotes!

Excuse me, Prof. CatchrNdRy, but I worked in a nuclear panner plant for over 10 years, I THINK I know how a proton accelerator works. :smug:

# ? Mar 5, 2014 21:43

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

JetsGuy posted:

Excuse me, Prof. CatchrNdRy, but I worked in a nuclear panner plant for over 10 years, I THINK I know how a proton accelerator works.

Well why don't you come down and show us?

# ? Mar 5, 2014 22:29

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Well why don't you come down and show us?

I think you'll find it's even MORE fun if YOU get it for ME.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 00:03

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

Oh yeah?

# ? Mar 6, 2014 00:07

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Man Alive! posted:

I think you'll find it's even MORE fun if YOU get it for ME.

Who would have thought a nuclear reactor could be so complicated? :psyduck:

# ? Mar 6, 2014 00:14

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Who would have thought a nuclear reactor could be so complicated?

We place this last doughnut in the reactor core exposing it to radiation, thereby making it big!

# ? Mar 6, 2014 00:19

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

We place this last doughnut in the reactor core exposing it to radiation, thereby making it big!

The bright blue flame indicates that this was a particularly sweet donut.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 00:21

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Who would have thought a nuclear reactor could be so complicated?

# ? Mar 6, 2014 00:21

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

IMJack posted:

The bright blue flame indicates that this was a particularly sweet donut.

That's it! Fire!

# ? Mar 6, 2014 00:36

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

We place this last doughnut in the reactor core exposing it to radiation, thereby making it big!

Worked on my hand.

Oh wait, it's this one.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 00:37

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

That's it! Fire!

Hey, off a tall building! That's a great way to do it!

# ? Mar 6, 2014 00:50

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Everything Counts posted:

Hey, off a tall building! That's a great way to do it!

The best part was when the buildings fell down!

# ? Mar 6, 2014 01:09

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

That's it! Fire!

Scourge of Prometheus. Toaster of marshmallows. Eradicator of dead wood.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 01:32

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Hey, off a tall building! That's a great way to do it!

Off a cliff! That'll solve everything!

# ? Mar 6, 2014 01:48

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

Scourge of Prometheus. Toaster of marshmallows. Eradicator of dead wood.

Fire. Man's oldest foe. Insatiable, remorseless, unquenchable.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 02:13

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

IMJack posted:

Fire. Man's oldest foe. Insatiable, remorseless, unquenchable.

Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing...

Block it out!

# ? Mar 6, 2014 02:20

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

IMJack posted:

Fire. Man's oldest foe. Insatiable, remorseless, unquenchable.

Fire can be our servant, whether it's toasting s'mores, or raining down on Charlie.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 02:23

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Tokelau All Star posted:

Lady, he's putting my kids through college!
/

Yeah, but without the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 04:04

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

Yeah, but without the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.

Ewwww, I'll take a crab juice.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 04:10

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Fire can be our servant, whether it's toasting s'mores, or raining down on Charlie.

That elephant ate my entire platoon. :stare:

# ? Mar 6, 2014 04:49

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

# ? Mar 6, 2014 05:10

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

MondayHotDog posted:

Off a cliff! That'll solve everything!

Please MondayHotDog, don't drive into that chasm!

# ? Mar 6, 2014 05:14

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

MondayHotDog posted:

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

Listen to your mother, Hotdog. I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye ...and swift hand.

Oh. There's mother now. Watching me.
What's that, mother?
Well I have right to be here! It's school business.
I ...Mother, that sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Mar 6, 2014

# ? Mar 6, 2014 05:16