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Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Aardmania posted:

Judge Parker


Parky the Pinhead

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Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Cowslips Warren posted:

Then maybe I need to read it all at once, because once a day makes it lovely. It can't make up its mind if it wants to be a comic or a novel with a few pictures attached and so far it's tons of cliche descriptions and no real substance. Then again I don't know if reading all of that Nixon space future comic in one sitting would make it bearable. Just what the hell is happening in that last comic?


Wait, why is the Retail store understaffed? Wasn't Josh replaced, so they are back to full staff?

Reading it in a sitting or two makes it clear that this particular story is an old style graphic novel, with prose and illustrations to help things along. There's one arc where it's more of a traditional comic-book style storytelling, but it goes back to this style after that. Reading it bit by bit really doesn't do it any favors.

Nixon is awful and really skeezy.

Cul-de-sac Has issues with stinky tissues.


The Creeps tickles your inner child's funny bone.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
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BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

tiistai posted:

Fingerpori


Goddamn did I laugh at that! I love Fingerpori..

Jane's World



Getting back to this "Ted" thing it looks like. I have to admit, I want to know what the deal is, too.

Non Sequitur



I laughed at this. Pretty good, Wiley. I'd totally hit that button the third time -- even against my wife's protests. :v:

Heavenly Nostrils has resumed normal operations, so here are two...




:3:

Kliban's Cats



Cats do love their noodles!

9 Chickweed Lane 3/6/2003



Ok, that's sort of funny. I like the symbolism. Honestly, the nun holding the punk cracked me up.

Zits



Pierce definitely isn't the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to identification falsification.

Kevin & Kell



Groan is right. We don't even need Picard for this one. That stupid "flying thing"... Jesus...

Save us from dorky comics Nemi!



"Smoker's Mouths"? Huh. I mean, of course I know the reference, but such a weird term. Must've been the translation.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

"CUT TO OFFICE ACROSS TOWN" in a visual medium is probably a new low point for this thread. I think I heard Scott McCloud's heart breaking.










NEXT POST FOLLOWS

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

Bitchtits McGee posted:

I actually thought the Miyamoto reference was a pretty cool idea. Of course, it's utterly wasted here because Brooke McEldowney is a hack and must be destroyed, but still.

I was hopeful when it started, but resolving the duel with an accident killed any enjoyment I might have gotten from it.

The lesson is: never hope.

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011
New York, London, Paris, Munich, everybody talk about poop music!

Jim's Journal didn't answer during roll call this morning.

I ragequit on Johnny Hazard earlier in the week, but later on decided that if Aardmania can put up with posting Piranha Club every day...





Hey, wait a second... how old is she supposed to be, anyway??

Krazy Kat



oh where oh where has my little mouse gone

Classic Mandrake



This calls for a hypnotic gesture or two!

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
File under: Skippy the pragmatic (December 16, 1926)



Peanuts (March 9, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



They're on a collision course with wackiness! And wackiness looms on the horizon like a iceberg while the comedy Titanic sails on!

Popeye



The judge should be recused just for saying "Wheeeeee!" from the bench.

Rip Haywire



Pogo (March 8, 1956)



Out Our Way (July 28-29, 1924)



Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Why would a closet it door normally lock from the outside?

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


Peter: This is just like my nightmares!

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County

:black101:


:gifttank:

Calvin And Hobbes




Cheap Thrills Cuisine

Sounds delicious, but again, that last panel isn't doing it any favors.

Heart of the City always vaguely reminded me of One Big Happy back in the day. I wonder if it's aged as well?


Herb and Jamaal has provided the thread with some of the oddest panels over the years. None today, though!

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Calvin & Hobbes did it better.
:goonsay:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Bitchtits McGee posted:

I actually thought the Miyamoto reference was a pretty cool idea. Of course, it's utterly wasted here because Brooke McEldowney is a hack and must be destroyed, but still.

I think you're giving Brooke too much credit. Miyamoto Musashi never fought in a river with a boat oar, the closest was when he whittled a wooden sword out of one before a duel on an island.

See, Musashi was one of the greatest swordsmen who ever lived, and he went kind of crazy as he got old. He started exclusively dueling with blunt wood swords, even in duels to the death against sharpened steel. He did this partly to insult the young whelps who kept challenging him, and partly because he genuinely believed that he was invincible. He fought hundreds of duels to the death that way before retiring to become a monk and poet, because back then you could decide you were invincible and then prove yourself correct. That is, of course, barring any Sudden and Unexpected Animal Attack Comix.

Pooch Café



Ballard Street


Holy poo poo, a Ballard Moose!

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Zereth posted:

Did he really just put a PANEL DIVIDER right down the middle of a series of word balloons which are supposed to be read from top to bottom?

It might even have worked if he had them go across it instead of just being cut by the gutter.

I can just imagine the Honorable Master patting himself on the back about how innovative and artistic he is by breaking all the conventions of panel and word balloon placement, not realizing (or caring?) that those conventions are there for a purpose. They're so that the reader's eye will view things in the intended order and the reader will understand what the hell is going on.

Luann



Apartment 3-G


Check those phones with the curly cords. I wonder if they're rotary.


Pros & Cons



Sally Forth



The Amazing Spider-Man

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Saw that coming a light year away. Quick, gently caress your brains out while you have the chance!

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

During the next few strips while whatever's going on will be going on, I'd like everyone to keep in mind that those two are firefighters.

Zero_Tactility
Nov 25, 2007

Look into my eyes.

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

"Parker! Now get one of just my face on this helmet!" :allears:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Lowen SoDium posted:

Why would a closet it door normally lock from the outside?
Because there is little reason to lock one's self into a closet (home invasions, I guess?), however there are plenty of reasons one might want to lock a closet that's full of stuff. This would generally necessitate a key, though.

A better question is why they have never bothered to reverse the lock. It's a simple procedure and doesn't require more than a screwdriver.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Endless Mike posted:

Because there is little reason to lock one's self into a closet (home invasions, I guess?), however there are plenty of reasons one might want to lock a closet that's full of stuff. This would generally necessitate a key, though.

A better question is why they have never bothered to reverse the lock. It's a simple procedure and doesn't require more than a screwdriver.

A much better version of this would involve Shannon, hearing the soft moaning, and heavy breathing coming from the closet, props a chair under the doorknob, avails herself of the treasures in the refrigerator, burns Brad's porn stash, and leaves the house. :v:

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

VictorGrunn
Feb 15, 2004
Ye Guilty
Seriously, what the hell is going on in Chickweed Lane at this point? I've actually been making an effort to follow it a bit, and I'm lost. As near as I can tell it's something like this:

Souris there is actually working for the axis.
German guy was actually a spy for the allies.
American guy has head trauma and he's been very confused.

At first I thought the American Guy's head being hurt was just a Calvin and Hobbes style 'this is how he's framing the situation in his imagination' thing, but now it's looking like the head damage actually scrambled his brains a little, and he's only just now realizing that the nazi was on his side, and Souris there is the enemy?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



VictorGrunn posted:

Seriously, what the hell is going on in Chickweed Lane at this point? I've actually been making an effort to follow it a bit, and I'm lost. As near as I can tell it's something like this:

Souris there is actually working for the axis.
German guy was actually a spy for the allies.
American guy has head trauma and he's been very confused.

At first I thought the American Guy's head being hurt was just a Calvin and Hobbes style 'this is how he's framing the situation in his imagination' thing, but now it's looking like the head damage actually scrambled his brains a little, and he's only just now realizing that the nazi was on his side, and Souris there is the enemy?

Isn't it just a retelling of Nazi Gamma from a few years back?

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Endless Mike posted:

Isn't it just a retelling of Nazi Gamma from a few years back?

I think this is some sort of a sub-plot within the original Nazi Gamma story. I'm still thoroughly confused though, and I kinda just glance at it now because I'm so far off. Same with Pigporn too, since he started the Shakespeare.

Anyway, pic sort of related to the thread... Paige just posted this to her Facebook page, and I really, really like it.



I think her artwork is really slick in this drawing.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

COMICS CRIMINAL

Predictable that they don't have a cell in a pocket. So they locked it for a kiss and that's it?

Death Ray
Jan 20, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 6 years!)

Does anyone remember the name of the brand of automobile tires that the cavemen from B.C. are mascots for? I've been looking all over Skynet and I can't find the answer. Any link to pictures or video are also welcome.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!
Wikipedia says that B.C. characters were mascots for Monroe shocks in the 80s, and Marathon gasoline in the 60s. I'm having a hard time coming up with any pictures though.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person

Death Ray posted:

Does anyone remember the name of the brand of automobile tires that the cavemen from B.C. are mascots for? I've been looking all over Skynet and I can't find the answer. Any link to pictures or video are also welcome.

Found an auction for a cel of them hawking Monroe Shocks, but that's it.

http://www.americanaexchange.com/auction_lot_books/2549284

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Death Ray posted:

Does anyone remember the name of the brand of automobile tires that the cavemen from B.C. are mascots for? I've been looking all over Skynet and I can't find the answer. Any link to pictures or video are also welcome.

Uniroyal.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-UNIROYAL-TIRES-Key-Ring-w-BC-COMIC-By-JOHNNY-HART-CAVEMAN-TIRE-/400624764540

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
I remember I got that BC Game for my Tandy 1000 and my mom saw the box and said I wasn't allowed to call the one lady "Fat Broad" as it suggested in the manual. She would come out and hit you with a club and kill you, so we would always scream, "Watch out for That Lady" instead. BC was a weird comic.

https://archive.org/stream/BCs_Quest_for_Tires_1983_Sierra_On-Line#page/n3/mode/thumb

Death Ray
Jan 20, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 6 years!)

Kammat posted:

Found an auction for a cel of them hawking Monroe Shocks, but that's it.

http://www.americanaexchange.com/auction_lot_books/2549284

Ah ha! That's what I was thinking of. Thanks!

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant



That's the end of In the Service of King Arthur, but I'm beginning to realize that the chapter divisions in my hardcover are nonsense. Next up is Knight Errant.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Mark Trail blunders into some plot.

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Mark Trail blunders into some plot.


I want him to continue the trend of just ignoring everything suspicious.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Instagramming packages: totally a thing you can do.

Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Wee Pals


Is this a repeat? I can't help but feel I've seen this exact joke before.

Andertoons


Four Eyes


Lost Side of Suburbia


Zachary Nixon Johnson

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Wanamingo posted:

Wee Pals


Is this a repeat? I can't help but feel I've seen this exact joke before.

Its not a rerun, but he is reusing a joke:

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


Wait, wasn't whatshisface.. Lampshade Guy... going to slip her a mickey or something so she'd forget all the crap she saw?

Wanamingo posted:

Arlo and Janis


This strip... so stupid. Non Sequitur's notched up a few in my comics rankings.

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


Wanamingo posted:

Zachary Nixon Johnson


I haven't read ahead so maybe this changes, but at this point Zachary Nixon Johnson is all but straight up cribbing from the plot of Altered Carbon which is a fantastic sci-fi noir novel infinitely better than this drek.

(Literally the plot of the book is that a rich old gently caress dies and is restored from a upload of his brain which leads him to hiring Takeshi Kovacs as a P.I. to discover why he died.)

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


WeaponGradeSadness posted:

Its not a rerun, but he is reusing a joke:

This Soul Corner is just begging for a Breaking Bad edit.

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idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Wait, wasn't whatshisface.. Lampshade Guy... going to slip her a mickey or something so she'd forget all the crap she saw?

That's still the plan as far as we know. There've been a couple of panels with the Phantom self-satisfiedly chuckling about it, or Guran mashing stuff to make it, etc. Which just makes the Endless Treasure Carousel even more pointless.

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