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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

ThatPazuzu posted:

I mean the same episode has Karl passionately argue that "some fish here are so see-through they're invisible. I bet they forget they exist."

Ok, that's a good line. I'm back on board.

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SheepNameKiller
Jun 19, 2004

Idiot Abroad is one of the most entertaining programs I've seen in a long time, but like a lot of shows it really hits its stride midway through the first season.

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.
Yeah, the first season of Idiot Abroad really didn't do it for me, but I loved the second and third. It's less just make him miserable and more make him do awesome poo poo and be miserable during it.

me your dad
Jul 25, 2006

Some good movies recently brought in/brought back:

Dr. Strangelove
Dogtown and Z-Boys
Donnie Brasco
Easy Rider
Desperado
El Mariachi
Nightmare on Elm St Pt 2
Fright Night (1985)
Ghostbusters II
Girl, Interrupted
All the Pretty Horses
Capote
Midnight Express
Men in Black II
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Robin Hood Men in Tights
Serpico
Spiderman
Spaceballs
Taxi Driver
Fisher King
The Ice Storm

Present
Oct 28, 2011

by Shine

coyo7e posted:

So to try and get this thread back on track and interesting, I'm going to try and post some more poo poo about movies.

Force of Execution - The fattest Steven Seagal ever works for Ving Rhames. The movie begins with a mostly inexplicable scene where an assassin gets himself sent to prison (Seagal is his sensei, so he does the legwork as the fat man obviously can barely get out of a chair by himself) to kill a snitch or something, and Ving Rhames directs him to the wrong target. People get upset, the assassin gets hosed over, there's a lot of bad drama, and the most original use of creative camera angles and holding guns across the midriff to avoid showing that Steven Seagal is pregnant with twins. Danny Trejo is a loving Mexican Witch Doctor line cook who saves the day, and Stella gets his groove back just in time to kill everybody remaining. I've seen worse Seagal movies I think, but this one is worth watching just to see how he carefully poses with machine guns over his belly to obscure his beer gut, and his carefulyl constructed fight scenes which only require him to move his arms for about 3 seconds. None of the recognizable actors in this movie put in much effort - aside from Trejo, who clearly loves his job, no matter what he's doing.

A Case of Honor - Stripes: the POW years. A bunch of goofy archetypes are stuck in a POW camp, and they decide to escape because it sucks, and the war is over or something so thir captors are just being assholes. They immediately go to a brothel and then try to escape through the jungle with a bevvy of hookers (who tag along, hoping to get to America.) There's a crazy guy. He's crazy, but he talks to god so they do what he says. Like repair a downed and years-old crashed airplane, with green lumber and vines. The Vietnamese prison warden is really stressing because the Russians are coming, and they want to stop the American GIs from escaping because <reasons>. There are some jungle pygmies who show up, they sure do like hookers. Everybody flies off into the sunset - thanks Jesus! This movie was kind of dumbfoundingly stupid, yet remained fun.

Reviewing the movies people haven't seen in a paragraph is a good idea, but spoiling the entire plot and ending of them in your review is pretty lame. There's honestly no reason for me to watch either one of these movies now.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

Leper Residue posted:

Yeah, the first season of Idiot Abroad really didn't do it for me, but I loved the second and third. It's less just make him miserable and more make him do awesome poo poo and be miserable during it.

Ok you sold me on working through the first season. I had to stop after the India episode.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
The first season of Pokémon is up on Netflix.

wormil
Sep 12, 2002

Hulk will smoke you!
I watched one episode of Idiot Abroad when it first aired and something about it rubbed me the wrong way. Maybe I'll look up a later episode and give it a second try.

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

me your dad posted:

Some good movies recently brought in/brought back:



Where did you find that list? I typically use instantwatcher to keep up on new streaming stuff, but apparently it doesn't show old content that is removed and added back again.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

azflyboy posted:

Where did you find that list? I typically use instantwatcher to keep up on new streaming stuff, but apparently it doesn't show old content that is removed and added back again.

I subscribe to the RSS feed for What's New On Netflix.

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.

ThatPazuzu posted:

The first season of Pokémon is up on Netflix.

It's not the original series though :( it's the Indigo league and another Black and White season.

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

casual poster posted:

It's not the original series though :( it's the Indigo league and another Black and White season.

Indigo League is the original first season, though? They just renamed it when Adventures on the Orange Islands came out.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Naked Gun's back up :toot:

me your dad
Jul 25, 2006

azflyboy posted:

Where did you find that list? I typically use instantwatcher to keep up on new streaming stuff, but apparently it doesn't show old content that is removed and added back again.

That list came from me scrolling through the new release section of the 'Instant Watch Browser for Netflix' Roku channel. If you have a Roku it's a great addition.

hypersober
Mar 27, 2006
...

me your dad posted:

Some good movies recently brought in/brought back:

Dr. Strangelove
Dogtown and Z-Boys
Donnie Brasco
Easy Rider
Desperado
El Mariachi
Nightmare on Elm St Pt 2
Fright Night (1985)
Ghostbusters II
Girl, Interrupted
All the Pretty Horses
Capote
Midnight Express
Men in Black II
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Robin Hood Men in Tights
Serpico
Spiderman
Spaceballs
Taxi Driver
Fisher King
The Ice Storm

You forgot Over the Top

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

hypersober posted:

You forgot Over the Top

He said "good movies". Not "best movies ever made".

samizdat
Dec 3, 2008

me your dad posted:

Some good movies recently brought in/brought back:

Capote

Awesome. I'd been putting it off and then after Philip Seymour Hoffman died it wasn't there when I figured I should finally watch it.

Also, Night of the Living Dead is in the public domain so I have no idea what issues Netflix could have with it.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
Ghostbusters 1 & 2 are on Netflix, pour one out for a fallen brother with a couple of his comedies.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Trip report:

Netflix on the Nintendo 3DS

Film: Event Horizon

Pros:

Movie was just as awesome as I remembered it.

Audio quality was fantastic once I put headphones on. Without an audio solution besides the tinny built-in speakers, it's :geno:. Not horrible, just not great.

Even at max brightness and with heavy use of the 3DS's wireless capability, battery life was not an issue. I started with full bars, and at the end of the 1:35:00 film, it still read "full."

Picture quality wasn't bad considering the tiny screen. Aspect ratio was correct and even smaller details were sharp-ish. I want to make special note of the subtitles, because they were (at least for this film) fantastic and definitely tailored for the 3DS's display. Crisp, clean, and perfectly readable without detracting from the film.

Cons:

Netflix takes quite a while to load, and it seems like the initial handshaking between the 3DS and your router/ISP/Netflix/whatever drags on and on and on. I'm willing to accept this if it means over an hour of uninterrupted playback, but


Blurriness due to lovely camera. Not indicative of image quality on 3DS.

sometimes, it wants to stop and buffer at the worst goddamn possible time. This happened about three times throughout the film, and each instance lasted around twenty-five seconds. Netflix on any other device I own has no such problem.

Conclusion:

The Nintendo 3DS has the stamina for a whole shitton of viewing! It's a shame it has to stop so often to get its act together.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
^^^ Dude you're gonna LOVE Europa Report!


Okay, so I've never heard of Bad Milo! before however, it's got Stormare, Warburton, and the guy from Everybody oves Raymond or something. Then, the baby from Dinosaurs shows up, Oedipal issues ensue, and everybody starts sharting out monsters. This movie was amazing and a good commentary on society - except that I never realized that Indian dudes steal everybody's cougar mom.

edit: This movie is really amazingly funny and insightful, and it has an amazing cast.

coyo7e has a new favorite as of 05:20 on Mar 7, 2014

Slandible
Apr 30, 2008

Last night I watched Blue Is the Warmest Color, and even 24 hours later, I still feel completely devastated. It has been on my mind all day long, I find myself going back and trying to remember each scene and pick it apart. I have not had a movie effect me this hard before, it really is on a entirely different level when it comes to the acting and story telling. The way the film progresses over several years is so fluid without needing to ever say or write down specific time frames, the dialogue is close tight shots that seem to go on forever yet are constantly engaging like you are in them, and the acting from the two lead ladies are the best I have ever seen without question. It does have a harsh NC-17 rating, and well deserved for the longest most intensive sex scene I have ever witnessed, but this film is so much more than all the controversy this scene has caused. It comes with a long run time of three hours, but every scene has a purpose; I never found a single one should have been cut out.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Season 4 of Archer is up now.

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.

AngryRobotsInc posted:

Indigo League is the original first season, though? They just renamed it when Adventures on the Orange Islands came out.

Yeah it is the original first season, sorry for the confusion.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
I've heard Call Me Kuchu is on Netflix (not the one I have) and it's a great documentary. I watched it at the local film festival a few weeks ago. It's about LGBT people in Uganda and the bill that would put them in jail. David Kato, a very prominent activist who was murdered during production, is my favourite thing about it. He was a lot of fun to watch, really funny guy. There's also a bishop who's like a Ugandan Desmond Tutu and quite a lot of rabidly homophobic pastors, including the one from this video.

BattleTech
Jun 6, 2010

Is this easy mode?
Fun Shoe

AngryRobotsInc posted:

Indigo League is the original first season, though? They just renamed it when Adventures on the Orange Islands came out.

It's not the complete season though, it's missing about 28 episodes of the Indigo League. Like 6 of them are the banned episodes but I'm not sure what the other episodes missing are. Probably just the actually Indigo League battles because I think they are considered the start of season 2 by VizKids.

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

Neo Helbeast posted:

It's not the complete season though, it's missing about 28 episodes of the Indigo League. Like 6 of them are the banned episodes but I'm not sure what the other episodes missing are. Probably just the actually Indigo League battles because I think they are considered the start of season 2 by VizKids.

The line up for Pokemon on Netflix is pretty weird overall. They're missing well before the League starts (the League episodes start in the early 70s for both original and dub), and the episode they have as 52 was originally 55 in the dub rotation. There were only three episodes that were permanently cut from Indigo League (the Porygon seizure episode globally, and Beauty & The Beach and The Legend of Dratini in the dub). Any other banned ones are from later seasons or were only temporary. The two temporarily banned after 9/11 are there, so that's not it either. I haven't gone through to see what they didn't include, and haven't seen anything on when they're getting the rest or if they even are.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Neo Helbeast posted:

It's not the complete season though, it's missing about 28 episodes of the Indigo League. Like 6 of them are the banned episodes but I'm not sure what the other episodes missing are. Probably just the actually Indigo League battles because I think they are considered the start of season 2 by VizKids.

How in the world does a Pokemon episode get banned. Pikachu gets slapped around a little too hard? Koffing smokes some weed?

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Ragequit posted:

How in the world does a Pokemon episode get banned. Pikachu gets slapped around a little too hard? Koffing smokes some weed?

Guns pointed at little kids and a man entering a bikini contest.

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Guns pointed at little kids and a man entering a bikini contest.

That, Jynx's appearance being considered racist, two that were never aired period due to proximity to earthquakes and tsunamis in Japan, two for various reasons following 9/11, the Porygon episode for causing seizures, and one that was banned in a few places but not the US for referencing the 'battle of the sexes.'

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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AngryRobotsInc posted:

That, Jynx's appearance being considered racist, two that were never aired period due to proximity to earthquakes and tsunamis in Japan, two for various reasons following 9/11, the Porygon episode for causing seizures, and one that was banned in a few places but not the US for referencing the 'battle of the sexes.'

The worst thing about the Porygon episode is that Porygon and its evolutions were never in the show again, even though it was Pikachu's stupid thunderbolt that caused the crazy light flashes. gently caress Pikachu, Porygon owns. :colbert:

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

AngryRobotsInc posted:

That, Jynx's appearance being considered racist, two that were never aired period due to proximity to earthquakes and tsunamis in Japan, two for various reasons following 9/11, the Porygon episode for causing seizures, and one that was banned in a few places but not the US for referencing the 'battle of the sexes.'

I remember when that happened, and being pissed that Tower of Terror was banned. Even at like 8, I knew that was bullshit.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Christ, I know this is the internet, but how many people watch Pokemon? Isn't it a show for children?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

Christ, I know this is the internet, but how many people watch Pokemon? Isn't it a show for children?

Most of the people here were kids when it was on, it can be fun to revisit things

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

I guess I'm an old cranky man. I went back and watched Rocko's Modern Life recently (which I adored as a lad), but I was pretty indifferent. I can see why I liked it when I was younger, but I can't really enjoy it now beyond one episode. I guess I can see revisiting for nostalgia's sake, but beyond that how do you guys do it?

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

I guess I'm an old cranky man. I went back and watched Rocko's Modern Life recently (which I adored as a lad), but I was pretty indifferent. I can see why I liked it when I was younger, but I can't really enjoy it now beyond one episode. I guess I can see revisiting for nostalgia's sake, but beyond that how do you guys do it?

By having a nine year old son? I watched Pokemon as a kid, yes, and while I have no real burning desire to watch it all day every day like I did then, it's fun to sit down and watch it with my kid, who loves Pokemon now as much as I did when it first came out.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

I guess I'm an old cranky man. I went back and watched Rocko's Modern Life recently (which I adored as a lad), but I was pretty indifferent. I can see why I liked it when I was younger, but I can't really enjoy it now beyond one episode. I guess I can see revisiting for nostalgia's sake, but beyond that how do you guys do it?

I don't get it either, but I have a five year old niece so I've seen a lot of modern kids' poo poo designed to amuse her. So maybe that's why they're revisiting it?

parque bynch
Mar 12, 2004

R.I.P. Side-Scrolling Link: we hardly knew ye...

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

I guess I'm an old cranky man. I went back and watched Rocko's Modern Life recently (which I adored as a lad), but I was pretty indifferent. I can see why I liked it when I was younger, but I can't really enjoy it now beyond one episode. I guess I can see revisiting for nostalgia's sake, but beyond that how do you guys do it?

Let me guess, the one episode is Zanzibar (the one with R-E-C-Y-C-L-E Recycle!)? Two of the lead writers on Rocko now make Phineas and Ferb, which I think is the best cartoon on TV now.

On topic: does anybody know why Psych hasn't been updated to include season 7? The DVDs have been out for months now.

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.
Im still waiting for Red Dwarf Season 10 to be added. Sometimes it takes them forever, I guess

Nyx
Mar 24, 2006

Like some cat from Japan
Speaking of Red Dwarf, I decided I should finally give it a go. Is it the type of show I should start from the beginning or is there a certain season that's better to skip to?

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Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Nyx posted:

Speaking of Red Dwarf, I decided I should finally give it a go. Is it the type of show I should start from the beginning or is there a certain season that's better to skip to?

Start from the beginning and count how many different actresses play Kochansky.

Isn't there a different actor for Kryten as well in the ep where he's introduced?

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