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bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Red posted:

Thor himself can be a great smartass. I found this on GIS, but I'd love if someone could ID the panel.

Based off the art it Romita Jr. To narrow it down it would be in one of the following issues - Thor (1998) #9-13 or THOR ANNUAL 1999

# ? Mar 6, 2014 18:32

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 23:09

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

I think it's either #6 or #7 of Thor Vol. 2.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 23:08

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Wolverine and the X-Men v2 #1

This post brought to you by Rob Liefeld.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:00

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Redeye Flight posted:

Yeah, I distinctly remember Loki having a scene where he talks with the "ghost" of Kid Loki about how the process had brought him back, but also changed him. Which is fitting with all the overarching "story" themes in the story. This being comic books, Loki will never be permanently "allowed" to be a good guy--but now that Journey into Mystery happened, Kid Loki has become part of the character's mythos.

That's just guilt manifesting itself. Although him feeling guilt at all is a pretty major step for Loki. I liked good guy kid Loki, but he was always doomed. Teenage conflicted, probably bad, but will screw up for the right reasons Loki is a decent compromise.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:14

Vincent: Nov 25, 2005

TwoPair posted:

Wolverine and the X-Men v2 #1

This post brought to you by Rob Liefeld.

I'm so angry at "eye pad".

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:26

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

TwoPair posted:

Wolverine and the X-Men v2 #1

This post brought to you by Rob Liefeld.

This girls power is looking like a character out of an Arthur cartoon?

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:27

Sefer: Sep 2, 2006; Not supposed to be here today

Vincent posted:

I'm so angry at "eye pad".

I don't have the panel from the comic handy, but the line "Eye am the worst" makes an appearance, in reference to a third eye pun.

I have no idea if that will make you more or less angry.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 02:02

DisMafugga: Apr 29, 2013

Ultraverse: Exiles #1

# ? Mar 7, 2014 03:55

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

TwoPair posted:

Wolverine and the X-Men v2 #1

This post brought to you by Rob Liefeld.

Why is that eye on top of his head just sitting above his hair? Surely it should be interfering with his center part at least a little bit. The rest seem to have lids around them.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 03:57

Pacra: Aug 5, 2004

Red posted:

Thor himself can be a great smartass. I found this on GIS, but I'd love if someone could ID the panel.

That definitely reminds me of smartass Ares from Incredible Hercules (both from around #112-115):

and previous to that:

# ? Mar 7, 2014 04:03

New Leaf: Jul 24, 2013; Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Knormal posted:

Why is that eye on top of his head just sitting above his hair? Surely it should be interfering with his center part at least a little bit. The rest seem to have lids around them.

Maybe that's part of his mutant power.

I'd be in constant agony if that was me. Just imagine all the possibilities for getting stuff in your eye. Food or drink could easily get into the one on his chin or cheeks, his hair would constantly be poking into the ones on his forehead.. God, just loving kill me.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 04:04

Avulsion: Feb 12, 2006; I never knew what hit me

New Leaf posted:

Maybe that's part of his mutant power.

I'd be in constant agony if that was me. Just imagine all the possibilities for getting stuff in your eye. Food or drink could easily get into the one on his chin or cheeks, his hair would constantly be poking into the ones on his forehead.. God, just loving kill me.

He has an eye on his tongue. He bit it once.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 04:18

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Knormal posted:

Why is that eye on top of his head just sitting above his hair? Surely it should be interfering with his center part at least a little bit. The rest seem to have lids around them.

It's kinda obvious the artist just drew a normal guy then added a bunch of eyes willy nilly. Hell, some of them almost look clone stamped.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 04:53

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Pacra posted:

That definitely reminds me of smartass Ares from Incredible Hercules (both from around #112-115):

and previous to that:

God drat I miss Marvel Ares.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 05:39

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

New Leaf posted:

Maybe that's part of his mutant power.

I'd be in constant agony if that was me. Just imagine all the possibilities for getting stuff in your eye. Food or drink could easily get into the one on his chin or cheeks, his hair would constantly be poking into the ones on his forehead.. God, just loving kill me.

Given that he isn't just a quivering mass in pain on the ground, I'd say it's probably part of his mutation that they just don't bother him as much and/or at all like normal eyes.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 06:08

Chinaman7000: Nov 28, 2003

Pacra posted:

That definitely reminds me of smartass Ares from Incredible Hercules (both from around #112-115):

and previous to that:

I just hear pro wrestler style over acting in my head when I read this. In a good way.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 06:18

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Chinaman7000 posted:

I just hear pro wrestler style over acting in my head when I read this. In a good way.

Prior to Randy Savage's death, I always wanted him to voice Hercules on Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes with Ultimate Warrior as Ares.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 06:33

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

They really should have adapted the EMH comic issue with the Elders of the Universe, because Macho Man did a great Champion.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 06:48

Action Tortoise: Feb 18, 2012; A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

TwoPair posted:

Given that he isn't just a quivering mass in pain on the ground, I'd say it's probably part of his mutation that they just don't bother him as much and/or at all like normal eyes.

Ugh, this is probably how he feels every day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7S3-UH2rUIQ#t=43

# ? Mar 7, 2014 06:49

Atmus: Mar 8, 2002

Red posted:

Thor himself can be a great smartass. I found this on GIS, but I'd love if someone could ID the panel.

Oh cruel fate, to be thusly bludgeoned! Ask not from whom the bludgeon bludgeons!

# ? Mar 7, 2014 17:27

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Metal Loaf posted:

That was John Romita, Jr. He'd collaborated with Paul Smith on a few issues previously, but that was his first solo issue as regular penciller. I'm not sure who inked it.

drat. I usually enjoy Romita, Jr. but that's some phoned-in lazy poo poo right there. Now that you told me, I can see it but I never would have guessed that.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 20:51

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

Mr. Maltose posted:

They really should have adapted the EMH comic issue with the Elders of the Universe, because Macho Man did a great Champion.

Seriously? How did I miss that. He did pretty much the same character on Dexters Laboratory.

# ? Mar 8, 2014 00:38

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

That's what I was referring to, sorry. But man was Rasslor a great send up to the whole Champion story.

# ? Mar 8, 2014 00:41

Cangelosi: Nov 17, 2004; "It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

(Batman Family #3) - When a Monty Python reference goes too far.

# ? Mar 8, 2014 15:30

Bloodly: Nov 3, 2008; Not as strong as you'd expect.

So Batman Family 1 was Benedict Arnold(Observe: http://comicsalliance.com/robin-batgirl-devil-worshipping-ghost-benedict-arnold/ ), and 3 features the Spanish Inquisition and almost a Python gag.

I can only ask, "What's next?"

# ? Mar 8, 2014 17:28

Fuego Fish: Dec 5, 2004; By tooth and claw!

Bloodly posted:

I can only ask, "What's next?"

Something completely different, of course.

# ? Mar 8, 2014 17:48

GorfZaplen: Jan 20, 2012

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:07

Drifter: Oct 22, 2000; Belated Bear Witness; Soiled Meat

Oh my god, his helmet is an LCD. That's beautiful.

# ? Mar 8, 2014 23:08

Mister Roboto: Jun 15, 2009; I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

So we all agree that this should be in the next Spiderman movie right?

# ? Mar 8, 2014 23:12

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Mister Roboto posted:

So we all agree that this should be in the next Spiderman movie right?

Who the gently caress wants a Spider-Man movie when we could have an Iron Jonah movie?

# ? Mar 8, 2014 23:23

Lars Blitzer: Aug 17, 2004; He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink...

Dick Tracy's number one fan.

ImpAtom posted:

Who the gently caress wants a Spider-Man movie when we could have an Iron Jonah movie?

J.K. Simmons is on the phone to his agent right now. If he isn't then he should be. Just checked out his IMDB page. He's been JJJ for pretty much every version of Spider-Man since the Raimi movies. Webb better recognize the need for him in the third movie, at least.

# ? Mar 8, 2014 23:36

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

GorfZaplen posted:

So anyone from out of town who doesn't know JJJ just thinks it's a flying robot Hitler, right?

# ? Mar 8, 2014 23:56

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Red posted:

So anyone from out of town who doesn't know JJJ just thinks it's a flying robot Hitler, right?

Next arc is JJJ having to deal with neo-nazis from all over the world coming wanting to do his bidding. Peter Parker's out of a job thanks to the new Daily Bugle team.

# ? Mar 8, 2014 23:58

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Cangelosi posted:

(Batman Family #3) - When a Monty Python reference goes too far.

Pink robes? Are they fighting the Gay KKK?

# ? Mar 9, 2014 01:55

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Say Nothing posted:

Pink robes? Are they fighting the Gay KKK?

GayKayKay?

# ? Mar 9, 2014 02:00

BIG HEADLINE: Jun 13, 2006; "Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

ImpAtom posted:

Who the gently caress wants a Spider-Man movie when we could have an Iron Jonah movie?

J.K. Simmons in an Iron Man suit? Yes, please.

Ms. Brant: "Mr. Jameson, you just knocked the spire off the Empire State Building!"

Iron Jonah: "Cut 'em a check!"

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Mar 9, 2014

# ? Mar 9, 2014 03:19

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

BIG HEADLINE posted:

J.K. Simmons in an Iron Man suit? Yes, please.

Ms. Brant: "Mr. Jameson, you just knocked the spire off the Empire State Building!"

Iron Jonah: "Cut 'em a check!"

"Mr. Jameson, you have to stop blasting off in your suit from your office. You added 4 new holes to the ceiling this morning - the construction teams can't keep up!"
"Blast it, Miss Brant, if you could get a cup of coffee to my desk in a timely manner, I wouldn't have to fly over to Starbucks, would I?"

# ? Mar 9, 2014 03:29

Perigryn: Oct 22, 2010; TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Lager posted:

Actually, I believe you'll find that Cyclops does not fire lasers, instead they are force beams which have no heat associated.

Edit: Someone had to take the bait on that one...

Cyclops' must have KO'd the shark so it couldn't swim in a straight line and probably drowned as a result.

Of course, it doesn't matter anyway because of the giant octopus that later showed up

# ? Mar 9, 2014 10:00