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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Everything Counts posted:

You have a gambling problem!

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved Everything Counts, and I call him Gamblor!

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BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Everything Counts posted:

You have a gambling problem!

:colbert: Hey, I'm watching you.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Mister Kingdom posted:

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved Everything Counts, and I call him Gamblor!

Look, Smithers! Garbo is coming!

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

mrfart posted:

Look, Smithers! Garbo is coming!

I said HOP. IN.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Everything Counts posted:

You have a gambling problem!

No deal! That moon money is mine!

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Writer Cath posted:

No deal! That moon money is mine!

Slow down, Writer! You're not on the moon yet!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Technogeek posted:

Slow down, Writer! You're not on the moon yet!
You've never been?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

You have a gambling problem!

19.

Hit me.

20.

Hit me.

21.

Hit me.

22.

D'oh! :doh:

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES
Hey y'all, I've gone back page by page all the way to pg 80, and I can't seem to find the animated gif of Martin playing the arcade game with "Tell me More", "Bon Mot" and "Trenchant Insight". I know one of you has it.

MondayHotDog posted:

I like those odds.

Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything, MondayHotDog. 35% of all people know that

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

JetsGuy posted:

Hey y'all, I've gone back page by page all the way to pg 80, and I can't seem to find the animated gif of Martin playing the arcade game with "Tell me More", "Bon Mot" and "Trenchant Insight". I know one of you has it.


Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything, MondayHotDog. 35% of all people know that

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




Now I know you love video games, and I asked the clerk which is the one every boy wants... :)

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now I know you love video games, and I asked the clerk which is the one every boy wants... :)

'Disemboweler IV': the game where condemned criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now I know you love video games, and I asked the clerk which is the one every boy wants... :)

No, use an open faced club. A sand wedge!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

No, use an open faced club. A sand wedge!

Nice shot, jscolon! Maybe next time, you can use your own clubs. And stay the hell out of my locker!

You can keep the shoes.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

jscolon2.0 posted:

No, use an open faced club. A sand wedge!

I've got sand in my underwear... :wink:

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now I know you love video games, and I asked the clerk which is the one every boy wants... :)

Give me some quarters... I'm doing my laundry. :ninja:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

JetsGuy posted:

Hey y'all, I've gone back page by page all the way to pg 80, and I can't seem to find the animated gif of Martin playing the arcade game with "Tell me More", "Bon Mot" and "Trenchant Insight". I know one of you has it.

Jerusalem posted:

Seeing that horrible gifsoup watermark reminds me - here is an album of Simpsons gifs (and a few jpgs) - most made by me, some made by others, all taken from the hard work of Korean animatorsMatt Groening.

If The SituAsian wants to put this in the OP (and also leave his vast, vast fortune to me), he can.

Everybody shout Boo-urns at The SituAsian!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

If I hit the 'remorse' button one more time, I would've made it! :doh:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Jerusalem posted:

Everybody shout Boo-urns at The SituAsian!

You know, Jerusalem, you could always run for OP. And tell the fat cats upstairs things are gonna change in this thread!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You know, Jerusalem, you could always run for OP. And tell the fat cats upstairs things are gonna change in this thread!

Bah, no honest goon could afford to run for OP!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

Bah, no honest goon could afford to run for OP!

Preliminary results are in: CharlieFoxtrot 100%, Jerusalem 1%. And keep in mind there is a 1% margin of error.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

IMJack posted:

Preliminary results are in: CharlieFoxtrot 100%, Jerusalem 1%. And keep in mind there is a 1% margin of error.

I demand a recount!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Preliminary results are in: CharlieFoxtrot 100%, Jerusalem 1%. And keep in mind there is a 1% margin of error.

I can't believe one convicted shitposter would get so many votes and another convicted shitposter would get so few.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



MondayHotDog posted:

I can't believe one convicted shitposter would get so many votes and another convicted shitposter would get so few.

It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your thread is doomed. DOOMED!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your thread is doomed. DOOMED!

Uh, Charlie? The mic is on.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

jscolon2.0 posted:

One of our posters is a cannibal. Try and guess which one. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

No buts! You march right back to TV IV, look those goons straight in the eye, and say "Don't eat me"!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

TMMadman posted:

'Disemboweler IV': the game where condemned criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks.

You've been reading my dream book again, sir.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

Do over Ham posted:

No buts! You march right back to TV IV, look those goons straight in the eye, and say "Don't eat me"!

Oh I'll stay away from your son alright...

stay away... forever. :devil:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

JetsGuy posted:

Oh I'll stay away from your son alright...

stay away... forever. :devil:

Wait, that's no good.



Wait, I've got it! Say "stay away from my son" again.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

No buts! You march right back to TV IV, look those goons straight in the eye, and say "Don't eat me"!

Pro: I'm drought and famine resistant!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

TMMadman posted:

Pro: I'm drought and famine resistant!

Con: I'm finding you less attractive, sexually.

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Con: I'm finding you less attractive, sexually.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Jerusalem posted:

Everybody shout Boo-urns at The SituAsian!

Jer-u-sal-em

You're quite good

at turn-ing

me on!

edit:



This gallery even has two versions of this gif! Oh medical waste I could kiss you!

MWAH MWAH!

...eeew

MWAH!

...eeeeew

twerking on the railroad fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Mar 10, 2014

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Skeesix posted:

Jer-u-sal-em

You're quite good

at turn-ing

me on!

Thank you for making my last moments in this thread socially awkward :mad:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Jerusalem posted:

Thank you for making my last moments in this thread socially awkward :mad:

Oh, what was I thinking ?!

The boathouse was the time!

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Jerusalem posted:

Thank you for making my last moments in this thread socially awkward :mad:

I'll be socially unpopular!


...more so!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Man Alive! posted:

I'll be socially unpopular!


...more so!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Skeesix posted:

Oh, what was I thinking ?!

The boathouse was the time!

Skeesix this isn't the time!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Lumber :stare: We need lumber.

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