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unlawfulsoup posted:In that case I highly suggest Dr. Faustus's Handle Grease (Steve Vai Approved) to cover the most lucrative market segment. It's both literal and figurative masturbation cream.
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PRS tone balm, made from extracts of quilted maple and ebony. Comes in Whale Blue, San Mateo Green and Charcoal Black colors. $49.95
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 18:01 |
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there is a balm to stop you dropping your plectrum (I am serious ) http://www.vintageguitar.com/14357/stik-n-pik-balm-aims-to-fix-plectrum-dropsies/
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 18:12 |
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Sorry guys you'll have to call my sub, I'm out of pick juice
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 18:14 |
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http://gorillasnotusa.com/ http://www.gorillasnotusa.com/artists/ When your product is endorsed by a one hit wonder hair metal band (XYZ) you know its good. Bonzo fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Mar 10, 2014 |
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Bonzo posted:http://gorillasnotusa.com/ I never tried Gorilla Snot, but I did have the tee shirt because it is awesome, and who would believe that is a real product anyway. http://www.gorillasnotusa.com/mens-black-large-t-shirt/
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 19:06 |
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ArmZ posted:tone tonic dr. bonzo's tone-ic
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 19:07 |
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Bonzo posted:http://gorillasnotusa.com/
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 19:24 |
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Actuary X posted:I never tried Gorilla Snot, but I did have the tee shirt because it is awesome, and who would believe that is a real product anyway. it just makes your pick gross and sticky
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 19:59 |
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score your pick with your coke razor like every other 80s band, jesus
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 20:13 |
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Skeleton Ape posted:Oozedad
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 20:15 |
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Sephardic Homo posted:score your pick with your coke razor like every other 80s band, jesus Straight edge/gator grip/m/23/va
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 20:23 |
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Declan MacManus posted:Straight edge/gator grip/m/23/va lets gently caress bro
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 20:27 |
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Slow hand lotion.
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 20:33 |
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tacodaemon posted:Haha I'd forgotten about the part of that song starting around 1:46 in the video where Roth has a conversation with Vai's guitar bending How could you forget the best part in the song?!?! My 6-year-old self thought that was the most hilariously awesome thing in the world when that song first came out. I would seriously rewind just that part over and over again.
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 20:44 |
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Marltone Cigarettes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCOybQV41Y8
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 20:49 |
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Sephardic Homo posted:lets gently caress bro Is this the true meaning of Spanish manlove?!?!? A fatal case of zemaitis
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 21:00 |
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Tone tile
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 21:02 |
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How about a tone belt buckle?
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 21:12 |
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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:Agreed? Yeah his pick sperging is a little weird (Or I just feel hurt that he's never shown any love towards RedBear or pure steel picks) but he seems to be a nice guy with a poo poo load of knowledge relative to guitar playing and recording. Ninja Edit: Just got off the phone with Vinne again in fact, we were discussing a wholesale order and this discussion came up, funny stuff. You guys should at least give one a try.
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 21:19 |
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I'm morbidly curious about specialty picks but jazz iii's are already spergy enough as is for me.
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 21:21 |
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Bonzo posted:How about a tone belt buckle? tone threads manufacture the cheapest, stupidest looking clothes you possibly can and make up some reason why they drastically increase sustain when worn while playing and etc etc etc sell them for crazy markup at guitar center
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 21:25 |
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i really loved the jazz iii's after trying them and always have one near the top in my pick holder. gonna try out the acoustic assortment from v-picks and see what's up
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 21:25 |
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My view that no one asked for is that specialty picks can be useful, great, amazing, etc. but lots of dudes build them up to the point where I think a lot of newer guitar players feel like they have to drop 10 or 20 or 50 bucks on a pick for ~tonez~ You should play whatever you're comfortable with, and if conventional picks just never seem to be "right" then go for it, get yourself an acrylic pick the size of a moon pie, but if not, then don't sweat it
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Sephardic Homo posted:I'm morbidly curious about specialty picks but jazz iii's are already spergy enough as is for me. It'll be specifically one from the 'starter kit', they're nice and all, but to me the pointier, unbuffed picks are really where they shine, and I'm admittedly hooked. Declan MacManus posted:My view that no one asked for is that specialty picks can be useful, great, amazing, etc. but lots of dudes build them up to the point where I think a lot of newer guitar players feel like they have to drop 10 or 20 or 50 bucks on a pick for ~tonez~ Same deal for you too btw, if you want one, hit me up.
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 21:51 |
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Please don't enable me.
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 21:52 |
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empty baggie posted:That reminded me of the old David Lee Roth video for Yankee Rose. That guitar is one of several that Vai plays in the video. One guitar in particular is green and has a monkey grip (and a couple of other holes), and I'm pretty sure it was before the JEM was released. The best part of this by far is the balloon breaking spin kick at the end.
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 22:00 |
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I'm scared if I start experimenting with these clear, rock-like things then I will be addicted
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 22:02 |
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Declan MacManus posted:I'm scared if I start experimenting with these clear, rock-like things then I will be addicted I just bought the starter kit about 10 minutes ago out sheer dumb curiosity. I'll report back on the ~tonez~
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 22:03 |
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Sephardic Homo posted:Please don't enable me. First hit's free, go ahead, everyone's trying them... Declan MacManus posted:I'm scared if I start experimenting with these clear, rock-like things then I will be addicted
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 22:33 |
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Ever since I've seen good flamenco and classical players, using a pick makes me feel like a neanderthal
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 23:00 |
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if you don't buy three boutique picks, every hour of every day, my family fuckin starves so thanks for that, BORT you fuckin monster
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 23:35 |
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you're welcome i guess i'm amazed you haven't written a 10 page essay about tone picks here yet. please don't take it as an invitation to do so
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 23:44 |
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Bitchtard posted:Ever since I've seen good flamenco and classical players, using a pick makes me feel like a neanderthal Playing fingerstyle is easy it's just a matter of practicing and developing calluses
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 23:45 |
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comes along bort posted:you're welcome i guess never! unlike your shady rear end I operate on vampire law when it comes to running my fuckin mouth. no invitation, no explication. this is your home bort, roam freely, say whatever you want you're a gazelle I'd never stop you
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# ? Mar 10, 2014 23:55 |
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Actuary X posted:I never tried Gorilla Snot, but I did have the tee shirt because it is awesome, and who would believe that is a real product anyway. A fellow drummer suggested that I try some Gorilla Snot to help with a slippy grip. Awful stuff. Actually tore the skin off from my thumb and fingertips. "Yeah, it'll do that" he informs me after the fact.
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# ? Mar 11, 2014 00:34 |
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Get your pick game tight. Just use Dunlop Gator Grip 1.5mm and beat that noisemaker till the joy feelings come. edit: http://www.amazon.com/Dunlop-417R15-1-5mm-Gator-72-Pack/dp/B0032TWT96
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# ? Mar 11, 2014 00:54 |
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I kind of like those big triangular Dunlop 426P Ultex picks because they're so wide that you can get them in a light weight and then bend them around your thumb while playing to make them stiffer as needed.
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# ? Mar 11, 2014 00:57 |
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I only use picks made from the bone of a whale that existed for 3 hours in the early 17th century.
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Fat picks own, thin picks are for assholes and child molesters.
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