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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

A Bering strait tunnel/bridge/whatever would also serve a total of ten people. Sure it looks good on a map but then you realise it's one of the least populated areas.

In the world.

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Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

Boiled Water posted:

A Bering strait tunnel/bridge/whatever would also serve a total of ten people. Sure it looks good on a map but then you realise it's one of the least populated areas.

In the world.

There probably wouldn't be that many passenger trains going trough it, but there would be a lot more freight trains so it opens up trade significantly.

Edit: Russia also want's to make the people they have living up there be more connected to the rest of the country.

Kamrat fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Mar 9, 2014

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Kamrat posted:

There probably wouldn't be that many passenger trains going trough it, but there would be a lot more freight trains so it opens up trade significantly.

Again though that problem is solved by boats.

The reason they made the Panama Canal is that it's cheaper to ship stuff by boat rather than trains (or at least boat -> train -> boat).

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

computer parts posted:

Again though that problem is solved by boats.

The reason they made the Panama Canal is that it's cheaper to ship stuff by boat rather than trains (or at least boat -> train -> boat).

That might be true, that's the reasoning I read anyway, can't remember where I read it otherwise I'd link it.

It's possible that the tunnel is only a small part of a bigger picture, Russia and the U.S. connecting their remote areas might be profitable in other ways as well as making cross-border trading easier.

Hedera Helix
Sep 2, 2011

The laws of the fiesta mean nothing!

Kamrat posted:

That might be true, that's the reasoning I read anyway, can't remember where I read it otherwise I'd link it.

It's possible that the tunnel is only a small part of a bigger picture, Russia and the U.S. connecting their remote areas might be profitable in other ways as well as making cross-border trading easier.

There's a gas pipeline attached.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

computer parts posted:

Opening up the Arctic sea routes are probably orders of magnitude cheaper and quicker than that.

If there was a road bridge/tunnel or rail service akin to the Chunnel that I could use, I would totally go on a roadtrip from Detroit to Lisbon the long way around.

*Also assuming I had the money and time for such a long trip, plus a car fit to tackle the Trans-Siberian Highway.

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe

Ofaloaf posted:

*Also assuming I had the money and time for such a long trip, plus a car fit to tackle the Trans-Siberian Highway.

You could always borrow the Thomas Flyer.

Darth Various
Oct 23, 2010

Farecoal posted:

Yeah but a Berlin-Cape Town train!!!!!

Boring answer: Bridging the Strait of Gibraltar seems more likely. And quite badass enough.

And since we were talking about Denmark Holland:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Denmark, 'Holland', same thing.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Phlegmish posted:

Denmark, 'Holland', same thing.
That's not all of Denmark though. It's kind of appropriate actually, that Jutland and Funen become Holland, given the confusion surrounding Denmark as a whole and the Netherlands.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

My question for things like this is: Who gets the land? Obviously since the English were the ones proposing it I guess they would, but I doubt the Netherlands, Belgium, and Germany wouldn't appreciate their entire navy and water-based trade being rendered worthless and get nothing in return.

Robhol
Oct 9, 2012

Peanut President posted:

My question for things like this is: Who gets the land? Obviously since the English were the ones proposing it I guess they would, but I doubt the Netherlands, Belgium, and Germany wouldn't appreciate their entire navy and water-based trade being rendered worthless and get nothing in return.

I would think the most obvious way to resolve it would be for each country to get the land that's closer to them than to any other country.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Wouldn't be the first time in history that the North Sea was dry land.

Lord Hydronium fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Mar 9, 2014

Radio Prune
Feb 19, 2010

Darth Various posted:

Boring answer: Bridging the Strait of Gibraltar seems more likely. And quite badass enough.

And since we were talking about Denmark Holland:



I like how Dees is slowly getting more openly Nazi.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Viking-Bergen?

Doggerland? :staredog:

Who the hell came up with those names?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Carbon dioxide posted:

Viking-Bergen?

Doggerland? :staredog:

Who the hell came up with those names?

The Dutch are responsible for the name of the Dogger bank so blame them for Doggerland.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Radio Prune posted:

I like how Dees is slowly getting more openly Nazi.

I like how he manages to reconcile his Islamophobia with his antisemitism.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Radio Prune posted:

I like how Dees is slowly getting more openly Nazi.

I don't think Dees personally believes in every single thing he... photoshops? Creates? Illustrates? I don't even know the right word to describe what he does He does a lot (most?) of it on commission, and even though conspiracy nuts seem to love him, a lot of the conspiracy theories his pictures advocate seem mutually exclusive.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

computer parts posted:

Again though that problem is solved by boats.

The reason they made the Panama Canal is that it's cheaper to ship stuff by boat rather than trains (or at least boat -> train -> boat).

The claims I saw in past articles said with the current state of freight rail vs. ships, rail would be a lot faster/cheaper once the initial investment was made. Though the question is how long it takes to pay off the investment.

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


Pakled posted:

I don't think Dees personally believes in every single thing he... photoshops? Creates? Illustrates? I don't even know the right word to describe what he does He does a lot (most?) of it on commission, and even though conspiracy nuts seem to love him, a lot of the conspiracy theories his pictures advocate seem mutually exclusive.

This might be better put in the conspiracy thread, but people who are predisposed to conspiracist thinking often have no problem believing (or at least agreeing with) entirely contradictory claims. Here's a summary of some research on people who believe bin Laden was killed years ago, and that he's also alive – anything but the official story.

Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine

Hoooooly poo poo. This guy's website is amazing.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Golbez posted:

Hoooooly poo poo. This guy's website is amazing.

Yeah Dees is a favorite of the Polititoons thread, he's got legitimate mental issues but he uses his affliction to make the most amazing shops. And he likes cats, and nobody who likes cats is all bad :kimchi:

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past

computer parts posted:

Again though that problem is solved by boats.

The reason they made the Panama Canal is that it's cheaper to ship stuff by boat rather than trains (or at least boat -> train -> boat).
The weird thing is that the Russian side of it is already approved and the railway link to Yakutsk is under construction.

Wikipedia copy/paste:

The TKM-World Link

The TKM-World Link (Russian: ТрансКонтинентальная магистраль, English: Transcontinental Railway) also called ICL-World Link (Intercontinental link) is a planned 6,000-kilometer link between Siberia and Alaska providing oil, natural gas, electricity, and railroad passengers to the United States from Russia. Proposed in 2007, the plan includes provisions to build a 103-kilometre (64 mi) tunnel under the Bering Strait which, if completed, would become the longest tunnel in the world. The tunnel would be part of a railway joining Yakutsk, the capital of the Russian Yakutia republic, and Komsomolsk-on-Amur, in the Russian far east, with the western coast of Alaska. The Bering Strait tunnel was estimated to cost between $10 billion to $12 billion, while the entire project was estimated to cost $65bn.
In 2008, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin approved the plan to build a railroad to the Bering Strait area, as a part of the development plan to run until 2030. The more than 100-kilometre (60 mi) tunnel would run under the Bering Strait between Chukotka, in the Russian far east, and Alaska. The cost estimate was US$66 billion.
As of 2011, the railway Amur Yakutsk Mainline connecting Yakutsk (2,800 km or 1,700 mi from the strait) with the main rail network is under active construction; the estimated completion date is 2013.
In late August 2011, at a conference in Yakutsk in eastern Russia, the plan was backed by some of President Dmitry Medvedev's top officials, including Aleksandr Levinthal, the deputy federal representative for the Russian Far East.[22] It would be a faster, safer, and cheaper way to move freight around the world than container ships, supporters of the idea believed.[22] They estimated it could carry about 3% of global freight and make about US$7 billion a year.[22] Shortly after, the Russian government approved the construction of the US$65 billion Siberia-Alaska rail and tunnel across the Bering Strait.


I think freight traffic would eventually be cheaper via a route like that.

duodenum
Sep 18, 2005


Imagine all the Neolithic villages and Roman/Phonecian/etc sea ports that would emerge on our new beaches. It would be a boon for looters archaeologists.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

sweek0 posted:

I think freight traffic would eventually be cheaper via a route like that.

Even accounting for loading and unloading at each coast, I can't imagine this is actually true. Ships are something like twice as efficient per mile as trains, and going as far north as the Bering Straight makes the land route substantially longer.

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


Far northern California had an offshore earthquake, a reminder that we live in a burning ring of fire.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
And yet the deadliest Tsunami since the Lisbon Tsunami I think? originated in the Indian Ocean.

And wow, look at Japan, every time I see it I am thankful to live in safe Europe.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Torrannor posted:

And yet the deadliest Tsunami since the Lisbon Tsunami I think? originated in the Indian Ocean.

And wow, look at Japan, every time I see it I am thankful to live in safe Europe.
The coast of Iberia is starting to become a subduction zone, so it won't last forever. Just you wait 20 million years.

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Even accounting for loading and unloading at each coast, I can't imagine this is actually true. Ships are something like twice as efficient per mile as trains, and going as far north as the Bering Straight makes the land route substantially longer.

On the original map it's important to note that the solid lines are already completed, it's just the dotted lines which need to be filled in. Regular (twice weekly I think?) train services from China to Europe have been operating for several years and regular services from Russia > Europe for decades.

The Northern Sea Route can currently only be navigated for approx 2 months of the year. The rail route could potentially stay open for 10 months of the year (even year-round if they really wanted to). Although using the NSR increases a freighters fuel economy in comparison to the Suez Canal route there are all sorts of other considerations to take into account. It's generally far more dangerous than taking a train down a route between towns and cities and as such is only used by very large shipping and companies who can afford the insurance premiums.

Ships may be about as efficient as trains ("twice as efficient" would have been true circa 1985) but in this case it's the route itself which is far more efficient. Far more.

tractor fanatic
Sep 9, 2005

Pillbug

duckmaster posted:

Ships may be about as efficient as trains ("twice as efficient" would have been true circa 1985) but in this case it's the route itself which is far more efficient. Far more.

Is it because it's pretty much a Great Circle route?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Pretty much. Although because the Earth is not a sphere, the route you want is not a great circle, but the more general geodesic. But on the Earth they're basically the same thing.

Nermal
Mar 16, 2004
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

Far northern California had an offshore earthquake, a reminder that we live in a burning ring of fire.



The Baltic is ripe for one of those "dam & pump a trillion litres of water out" projects IMO. No faultlines, only a tiny 3 stretches of water to dam between Denmark & Sweden. What could go wrong?

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Nermal posted:

What could go wrong?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
Exactly what I would have posted.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Going with the thread title.

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Baloogan posted:

Going with the thread title.





Quick and dirty.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

duckmaster posted:

On the original map it's important to note that the solid lines are already completed, it's just the dotted lines which need to be filled in. Regular (twice weekly I think?) train services from China to Europe have been operating for several years and regular services from Russia > Europe for decades.

The Northern Sea Route can currently only be navigated for approx 2 months of the year. The rail route could potentially stay open for 10 months of the year (even year-round if they really wanted to). Although using the NSR increases a freighters fuel economy in comparison to the Suez Canal route there are all sorts of other considerations to take into account. It's generally far more dangerous than taking a train down a route between towns and cities and as such is only used by very large shipping and companies who can afford the insurance premiums.

Ships may be about as efficient as trains ("twice as efficient" would have been true circa 1985) but in this case it's the route itself which is far more efficient. Far more.

I see, my mistake was comparing Shanghai - Los Angeles by land and sea instead of Rotterdam - Los Angeles. On the other hand, unless transhipment in China is required, wouldn't that just be shipped across the Atlantic and through the Panama Canal? Is it still faster to go overland in the opposite direction?

Also, I may be doing the math wrong here, but CSX claims it can move a ton of freight ~450 miles on a gallon of fuel. A large container ship (plucking the Emma Maersk since information is plentiful) burns 1,660 gallons of fuel per hour at 12 knots (13.8 mph) to move 157,000 tons of cargo, or over 1,300 miles per ton on a gallon of fuel. Am I comparing apples to oranges somewhere?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Disco Infiva posted:



Quick and dirty.

Quicker and dirtier.

Edit: can't find that 'lets run this poo poo into the ground' emicolon.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Baloogan posted:

Quicker and dirtier.

Edit: can't find that 'lets run this poo poo into the ground' emicolon.

:regd08:

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Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.

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