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GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Darkrenown posted:

Godamnit, EvW cost me my accout :saddowns:

The ban and your last probation were both requested and approved by the same people. Anti Paradox conspiracy confirmed? :tinfoil:

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GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I remember people saying the AI is really railroady in HoI3.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

JGBeagle posted:

I remember people saying the AI is really railroady in HoI3.

I've heard the exact opposite and that you end up with Fascist France starting WWII by declaring war on Bulgaria.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Darkrenown posted:

Godamnit, EvW cost me my accout :saddowns:
I think you should challenge your ban, your avatar ensures that you always have an example of gamers.txt in your post.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

I think you should challenge your ban, your avatar ensures that you always have an example of gamers.txt in your post.

I'm sure he's not too worried, he's rolling in the Paradox Interactive bucks. What's 10 dollars to him?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I'm sure he's not too worried, he's rolling in the Paradox Interactive bucks. What's 10 dollars to him?
It's the principle of the thing. Let a mod get away with that once, and soon they'll own Paradox Interactive.

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


A Buttery Pastry posted:

It's the principle of the thing. Let a mod get away with that once, and soon they'll own Paradox Interactive.

I just checked, and there's nothing that specifically forbids me from owning all of Paradox Interactive, Paradox Development Studio and sovereign nation of France.

So my first order to Johan & co. is to complete these baby games they are currently working on as fast as possible, and start developing Rome 2 and Vicky 3. And for France to invade England, it's been awhile.

RestRoomLiterature-
Jun 3, 2008

staying regular
I stopped visiting pdox forums long ago, but stories about Serbian nationalism, power mad modders, and revolts over screen shots of hoi4 make for great stories.

It's the age old question- if you are a sperg lord do you know you are wasting your life or do you just think Johan is trying to water down your vision of the perfect game?

Dibujante
Jul 27, 2004

A Buttery Pastry posted:

It's the principle of the thing. Let a mod get away with that once, and soon they'll own Paradox Interactive.

I never got my ban reversed when I first advocated trolling Convervapedia. It has since become a goon pastime :smith:

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Dibujante posted:

I never got my ban reversed when I first advocated trolling Convervapedia. It has since become a goon pastime :smith:

Wear it as a badge of pride, anybody with a clean rap sheet is not to be trusted.

Tuskin38
May 1, 2013

Have you seen these posts?
They're pretty popular on Reddit.
drat with EvW cancelled I'll never know if the CF-105 Arrow was going to be referenced.

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006

Notorious QIG posted:

Wear it as a badge of pride, anybody with a clean rap sheet is not to be trusted.

One of my two entries is IN THIS VERY THREAD. IN A POST ABOUT EvW. i rest my case goon sir.

Lum posted:

It's safe to say that I will probably be writing an events mod for East vs West!

...probably not.

Lum_ fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Mar 10, 2014

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Meanwhile a poster in the HoI 4 How We Changed the World thread has uncovered the truth behind International Women's Day :

quote:

Just pointing out the obvious heavy leftist bias in including Gerda Taro and excluding Leni Riefenstahl. But there's no shame in being proudly pro-Communist, right? It's not like communists ever did anything bad like Nazis, right? Besides, it's a communist celebration anyway.

:tinfoil:

Spoilers: turns out he's a stormfront member too! What a nice crowd they have over at the Paradox forums.

A_Raving_Loon
Dec 12, 2008

Subtle
Quick to Anger

Mortabis posted:

I've been playing around with some stuff in HoI 3. I used the noneutrality cheat to make Sweden join the Allies and DoW Germany. It turns out a couple corps of INF+AT can hold off the Germans indefinitely behind a level 10 fort, level 10 radar, and level 10 provincial AA (all courtesy custom game and deleting the Swedish navy for extra ICd).

Level 10 forts are essentially indestructible in HoI3. I've seen provinces endure full years of continuous assault thanks to level 10 forts.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

A_Raving_Loon posted:

Level 10 forts are essentially indestructible in HoI3. I've seen provinces endure full years of continuous assault thanks to level 10 forts.

I interpret Level 10 forts to mean that literally the entire province is one big mass of concrete bunker.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

A_Raving_Loon posted:

Level 10 forts are essentially indestructible in HoI3. I've seen provinces endure full years of continuous assault thanks to level 10 forts.

Can you not just bomb them with installation strikes? Or does the AI just not do that?

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

BBJoey posted:

Meanwhile a poster in the HoI 4 How We Changed the World thread has uncovered the truth behind International Women's Day :


:tinfoil:

Spoilers: turns out he's a stormfront member too! What a nice crowd they have over at the Paradox forums.

Wow, yikes. Yikes.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Alchenar posted:

I interpret Level 10 forts to mean that literally the entire province is one big mass of concrete bunker.

Imagine something like this except across a whole province instead of a tiny island:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Drum_(El_Fraile_Island)

Nuclear War
Nov 7, 2012

You're a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girl

You HAVE to drop some cryptic posts over on the pdox forums that you're using the ideas from EvW for a HoI4 DLC. Just add 'like the new ideas for straits and extended timeline we recently had for HoI' or something. I'm ninety percent sure half of the guys in that cancellation thread would drop dead from sheer outrage.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
To be fair add straights and your basically playing EVW set during WW2, that is how little things changed.

CrusherEAGLE
Oct 28, 2007

Frosty Divine
I bought EUIV on a sale hearing good things about it, also kind of on a whim, so I'm just apprehensive before I start this game...:

How much of my time is this going to consume?

A_Raving_Loon
Dec 12, 2008

Subtle
Quick to Anger

Gort posted:

Can you not just bomb them with installation strikes? Or does the AI just not do that?

You could do that in HoI2, and tooltips claim you can in HoI3, but if it's still the case the effect is either broken or nerfed to hell.

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


I'm almost entirely certain installation strikes do not damage province fortifications; only province anti-air and radar, I think.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

CharlestheHammer posted:

To be fair add straights and your basically playing EVW set during WW2, that is how little things changed.

Um excuse me but you'll be missing attack submarines, nuclear submarines, guided missile submarines, nuclear guided missile submarines and ballistic missile submarines, as well as the fourteen different types of weapon that can be attached to ship hardpoints, all of which are integral to the authentic WW3 cold war experience.

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

CrusherEAGLE posted:

How much of my time is this going to consume?

Answer a) I think EUIII accounted for, uh... a fifth? A third?! Of my total game-playing time between the years of 2007 and 2013. Which is just loving terrifying to contemplate, like what the gently caress am I even doing with my life? :psyduck:

Answer b) If you want to play through an entire grand campaign, 1444 ~ 1821 (most people bug out about halfway through, I think), it's going to take you upwards of twenty or thirty hours. The game is a massive timesink.

Also it has its own thread, which you might find useful. :)

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Update on How We Changed the World: 2/5 threads are locked. Here are some choice quotes:

quote:

I'm not arguing for "racial purity", but for the preservation of the indigenous European peoples.

quote:

I'm sure everyone featured here would have done the right thing and filled their country with muslims like today's Sweden.
:godwinning:

quote:

I'm so glad that the Paradox development team is hard at work on feminist propaganda rather than fixing the game!

quote:

For instancee hierarchy, authority, and conflict are part of the masculine sphere, whereas equality, consensus, and accommodation are inherently feminine. Because men have much more IQ variance and one man can impregnate multiple women, men are much more hierarchical and less egalitarian than women.
:biotruths:

quote:

Cultural Marxism refers to the attempt to bring down capitalism by attacking the social institutions which support it, such as Christianity, gender roles, the traditional family, hierarchy/masculinity, and so on.
:tinfoil:

maev
Dec 6, 2010
Economically illiterate Tory Boy Bollocks brain.
Keep away from children
I'm sure most proper Marxists today would genuinely admit to that last bit, especially in d&d.

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


This reminds me of a thread that was once in Paradox CK2 forums. The name of the thread was: "Why isn't there a female castration ingame?"

Sadly Thankfully, posters dogpiled on him without a single dissenting voice.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

maev posted:

I'm sure most proper Marxists today would genuinely admit to that last bit, especially in d&d.

Sure, but I don't think Paradox is trying to further the worldwide revolution through their International Women's Day threads.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010
We need another world war where all the manly men can go and die for God and country.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

ArchangeI posted:

We need another world war where all the manly men can go and die for God and country.

It's been LP'd

pdxjohan
Sep 9, 2011

Paradox dev dude.

BBJoey posted:

Sure, but I don't think Paradox is trying to further the worldwide revolution through their International Women's Day threads.

We're not?

I know I missed some memos by deleting every 10th email in my inbox each morning. Does anyone else know any other proper motivational technique than decimation?

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

I wonder how the forums would react if you added the Holocaust to HoI4.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

pdxjohan posted:

We're not?

I know I missed some memos by deleting every 10th email in my inbox each morning. Does anyone else know any other proper motivational technique than decimation?

Hire a brand new team at PDS made up entire of non-white women, and then assign them to make the next Victoria game.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


vyelkin posted:

Hire a brand new team at PDS made up entire of non-white women, and then assign them to make the next Victoria game.

This but unironically. Or just have Anita Sarkeesian talk about your games in some manner, that'll shut your forums down for a good 12 hours minimum.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Kavak posted:

This but unironically. Or just have Anita Sarkeesian talk about your games in some manner, that'll shut your forums down for a good 12 hours minimum.

:what: I'm sorry, but I don't think paradox wanted to have their servers grow sentience and immediately commit sepuku. No hardware is willing to host that crap.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Jeoh posted:

I wonder how the forums would react if you added the Holocaust to HoI4.

Quite positively, I'd imagine. "It's more realistic", "The trains carrying Jews to Auschwitz were a major drain on German supply capacity" etc.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

ArchangeI posted:

Quite positively, I'd imagine. "It's more realistic", "The trains carrying Jews to Auschwitz were a major drain on German supply capacity" etc.
I would be right there demanding Paradox make a Dynamic Genocide System, instead of sticking so much to the historical Holocaust.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Kavak posted:

This but unironically. Or just have Anita Sarkeesian talk about your games in some manner, that'll shut your forums down for a good 12 hours minimum.

Victoria3 should be developed by someone named Victoria! Then they can put her name in the title, just like Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri!

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podcat
Jun 21, 2012

BBJoey posted:

Update on How We Changed the World: 2/5 threads are locked. Here are some choice quotes:

Sadly forum moderators tell me I cant permaban people just because I dont like them every time I ask :( and so far the more, ehmm, colorful posters have been very careful about not breaking any rules directly :(

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