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Skeesix posted:Pipe down fatty! Too much Pie, that's your problem!  AHHH! SKEESIX!
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JetsGuy posted:My story begins in 19-diggity-three. We had to say diggity, because the Kaiser had stolen our word for fourty. I chased that rascal for diggity six miles to get it back... We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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TMMadman posted:We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. To my son Homer, and his entire family, I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars. You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and... ...Anyway, about my washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as... ...a walking-bird. We'd always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball...
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Mar 11, 2014 20:18
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The Piper posted:they took a photo of my keister for Stars and Stripes. At least they told me it was for Stars and Stripes... And that's how I was awarded the Iron Cross!
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Mar 11, 2014 21:22
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Everything Counts posted:And that's how I was awarded the Iron Cross! Das is nicht ein boobie!
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Mar 11, 2014 21:54
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Ainsley McTree posted:Das is nicht ein boobie! No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
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Mar 11, 2014 22:08
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VogeGandire posted:No one who speaks German could be an evil man. Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!
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Mar 11, 2014 23:09
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Man Alive! posted:Boy, those Germans have a word for everything! We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
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Mar 11, 2014 23:14
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Man Alive! posted:Boy, those Germans have a word for everything! Ah, guten tag! Would you care for a bite of my Vengelerstrasse bar? I also have a bag of marzipan Joy Joys.
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Mar 11, 2014 23:16
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Man Alive! posted:Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!  Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?
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Mar 11, 2014 23:16
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
Those goldfish-tending sandal-wearers?? Yes, I know.
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Mar 11, 2014 23:20
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Man Alive! posted:Those goldfish-tending sandal-wearers?? Yes, I know. Lay off the Asians, Man Alive.
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Mar 11, 2014 23:37
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Man Alive! posted:Those goldfish-tending sandal-wearers?? Yes, I know. The Simpsons [Quote Thead] are going to Japan!
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Tokelau All Star posted:The Simpsons [Quote Thead] are going to Japan! Pfft, why don't we just go to the zoo? 
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Jerusalem posted:Pfft, why don't we just go to the zoo? *Snoooork* Jerusalem, change the channel!
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JetsGuy posted:To my son Homer, and his entire family, I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars. You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and...
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Mar 12, 2014 00:33
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Skeesix posted:*Snoooork* Now Skeesix, don't you post this quote! 
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Mar 12, 2014 00:36
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Jerusalem posted:Now Skeesix, don't you post this quote! .... Alright quote. I'm just going to start randomly pushing buttons. And if you get posted, it's your OOOWN FAULT.  Ow! FYAD? When did BYOB come back?? Owww.. Aw, nuts to this.
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He- Lord Hydronium, Tokelau All Star, jscolon2.0, Man Alive!, Charlie Foxtrot posted:HERE WE GO AGAIN! -o again.... oh. 
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Mar 12, 2014 00:44
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VogeGandire posted:We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine. I hat a big thread, and he hat a big thread, and now we have a very big megathread.
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Mar 12, 2014 00:50
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CatchrNdRy posted:I hat a big thread, and he hat a big thread, and now we have a very big megathread. Well, I happen to know that Jerusalem won't post in it for less than 100 Million! 
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Mar 12, 2014 00:58
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Spiffster posted:Well, I happen to know that Jerusalem won't post in it for less than 100 Million! I bet he'd trade it all in for one night with my
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Mar 12, 2014 01:01
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CatchrNdRy posted:I bet he'd trade it all in for one night with my ...I would.... 
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CatchrNdRy posted:I bet he'd trade it all in for one night with my
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CatchrNdRy posted:I bet he'd trade it all in for one night with my I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA!
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Mar 12, 2014 01:18
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Tokelau All Star posted:I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA! Now remember All Star... you have to get in and out in ten minutes, or you'll suffer permanent neck damage!
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Mar 12, 2014 01:22
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Jerusalem posted:...I would.... HellOnEarth no like! Bad medicine.
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Jerusalem posted:...I would.... mmmmmm 
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Mar 12, 2014 01:23
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Tokelau All Star posted:I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA! 
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Mar 12, 2014 01:26
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Tokelau All Star posted:I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA! Awww no... that sinister looking kid is coming to kill me! Help! Help!
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Tokelau All Star posted:The Simpsons [Quote Thead] are going to Japan! Next year. This year, Brazil.
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HellOnEarth posted:HellOnEarth no like! Bad medicine. Where can we get this bad medicine!?! Maybe there's some in this truck!?! 
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Mar 12, 2014 01:46
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CatchrNdRy posted:I bet he'd trade it all in for one night with my Yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.
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Mar 12, 2014 01:50
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Spiffster posted:
Ooh, floor pie!
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Mar 12, 2014 02:01
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Skeesix posted:.... Your fingers are too fat. To obtain a special posting wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.
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Mar 12, 2014 02:08
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CatchrNdRy posted:I bet he'd trade it all in for one night with my Catcher, I'd appreciate if you didn't tell anyone about my "busy quotes". Not so much for myself, but I am so respected, it would damage the forums to hear it.
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jscolon2.0 posted:Your fingers are too fat. To obtain a special posting wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now. Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers?
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Mar 12, 2014 03:17
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jscolon2.0 posted:Your fingers are too fat. To obtain a special posting wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now. The number you have dialed cannot be reached from this phone. You. Negligent. Monster. If I was a mod I'd change my name to Mod Flanders
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers? Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers? Systems Analyst! Systems Analyst! Literally.
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