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spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

Fragrag posted:

I bet the Malaysian Air Force accidentally shot down the plane.

I'm going to laugh my rear end off if that's what happened and then feel bad for laughing my rear end off.

And I see some people are reviving the Flight 93 conspiracy theory with this flight in that it was hijacked so they shot it down.

spasticColon fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Mar 12, 2014

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

US special forces swapped out with the pilots at the last minute, acting on intel that the plane was carrying a passenger of interest.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

If I wanted to hide a plane, I'd stuff it up my gaping anus.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

IceLicker posted:

I have a theory about where it may have ended up at one point but no idea why it is (or was) there. Diego Garcia.

At this point, any sort of catastrophic or mechanical failure is incredibly unlikely. There are way too many automated systems in place with a whole lot of redundancy to support this. It would be incredibly unlikely for both a transponder and ACARS system to fail. In the case of AF447, the ACARS system was spitting out failure messages back to Air France. This has not been shown to happen at least at this time. Weather, does not appear to play any role at this time. The crew, did not indicate any sort of distress or emergency taking place. No debris or equipment of any kind has been been located. This leads me to suspect that the flight crew was in on whatever happened. The whole fake passport thing to me just happens to be coincidence. I doubt this was terrorism because terrorists usually aim to make some sort of statement or demands. Not blow up an airline and have no one know about it. It's also unlikely the crew was incapacitated. There's a number of sensors in place to read cabin pressure changes and pilots are trained for high-altitude, rapid-depressurization. If they did pass out, the plane would have continued onto its programmed route and not made what appears to be a very intentional left turn.

From the images below, you can see that the last reported position from ATC was right around the IGARI intersection (which we can almost certainly assume was part of the flight plan).



It also happens to be conveniently located just prior to the aircraft entering Vietnamese ATC and essentially, in the middle of nowhere. IGARI is a compulsory reporting point meaning that radar coverage can potentially be unreliable but it's also pretty standard in any oceanic environment even while in radar contact for the pilots to report their position. Whether the aircraft was spotted on radar or ATC was just going by a position report, we may not know. If one was to attempt to deliberately "disappear" from the system, the handoff from one ATC sector to another would be an ideal place since the pilots are the ones initiating contact. The IGARI intersection makes for an ideal location given this scenario.

The next interesting bit of information that has recently surfaced is a radar return (possibly from MH370) just near Penang Island.

Edit: I guess it's actually a bit more northwest but even so, a direct from where ever they began the turn, it still puts them in the very near vicinity . This new evidence just happens to fall on a path from the IGARI intersection (or there about) directly to the Diego Garcia Airbase (FJDG).



The time and distance needed to make it to Diego Garcia from IGARI is well within the capabilities of the 777 under the conditions that we assume were correct at takeoff. The total trip from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing is roughly 2700nm compared to the new total of WMKK R208 (assumed) IGARI direct FJDG, being approximately 2300nm.

If anyone wanted to "hide" this plane, that would be the way to do it. Limited radar coverage, secluded air force base with probably no cell phone service. Kind of makes you wonder who or what was on that aircraft. Just my thoughts.

Did you copy this from another forum? What's your deal bud?

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Rocks posted:

Did you copy this from another forum? What's your deal bud?

Kyoon parachute account

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

IceLicker posted:

I have a theory about where it may have ended up at one point but no idea why it is (or was) there. Diego Garcia.

At this point, any sort of catastrophic or mechanical failure is incredibly unlikely. There are way too many automated systems in place with a whole lot of redundancy to support this. It would be incredibly unlikely for both a transponder and ACARS system to fail. In the case of AF447, the ACARS system was spitting out failure messages back to Air France. This has not been shown to happen at least at this time. Weather, does not appear to play any role at this time. The crew, did not indicate any sort of distress or emergency taking place. No debris or equipment of any kind has been been located. This leads me to suspect that the flight crew was in on whatever happened. The whole fake passport thing to me just happens to be coincidence. I doubt this was terrorism because terrorists usually aim to make some sort of statement or demands. Not blow up an airline and have no one know about it. It's also unlikely the crew was incapacitated. There's a number of sensors in place to read cabin pressure changes and pilots are trained for high-altitude, rapid-depressurization. If they did pass out, the plane would have continued onto its programmed route and not made what appears to be a very intentional left turn.

From the images below, you can see that the last reported position from ATC was right around the IGARI intersection (which we can almost certainly assume was part of the flight plan).



It also happens to be conveniently located just prior to the aircraft entering Vietnamese ATC and essentially, in the middle of nowhere. IGARI is a compulsory reporting point meaning that radar coverage can potentially be unreliable but it's also pretty standard in any oceanic environment even while in radar contact for the pilots to report their position. Whether the aircraft was spotted on radar or ATC was just going by a position report, we may not know. If one was to attempt to deliberately "disappear" from the system, the handoff from one ATC sector to another would be an ideal place since the pilots are the ones initiating contact. The IGARI intersection makes for an ideal location given this scenario.

The next interesting bit of information that has recently surfaced is a radar return (possibly from MH370) just near Penang Island.

Edit: I guess it's actually a bit more northwest but even so, a direct from where ever they began the turn, it still puts them in the very near vicinity . This new evidence just happens to fall on a path from the IGARI intersection (or there about) directly to the Diego Garcia Airbase (FJDG).



The time and distance needed to make it to Diego Garcia from IGARI is well within the capabilities of the 777 under the conditions that we assume were correct at takeoff. The total trip from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing is roughly 2700nm compared to the new total of WMKK R208 (assumed) IGARI direct FJDG, being approximately 2300nm.

If anyone wanted to "hide" this plane, that would be the way to do it. Limited radar coverage, secluded air force base with probably no cell phone service. Kind of makes you wonder who or what was on that aircraft. Just my thoughts.

THE IMAGES DONT WORK

GOVERNMENT? OBAMA!

i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice
No, I didn't copy that from anywhere. I'm not a :tinfoil: kind of person either but until we see some wreckage, that's what I'm betting on.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
It crashed in the ocean because the pilots were too busy geetting blowjobs. The ocean is big. The end.

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004


mother loving grays

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

IceLicker posted:

No, I didn't copy that from anywhere. I'm not a :tinfoil: kind of person either but until we see some wreckage, that's what I'm betting on.

That's a sweet conspiracy theory nice work

Arakan
May 10, 2008

After some persuasion, Fluttershy finally opens up, and Twilight's more than happy to oblige in doing her best performance as a nice, obedient wolf-puppy.
how did they manage to avoid all the military personnel on diego garcia

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

quote:

bob2
5:26 PM on 11/3/2014
You can't take more than 100ml of mouthwash on a plane but you can travel on false passports, the pilots can entertain Aussie chicks and nobody can track a plane the size of a block of flats. MADNESS !!

MADNESS
but bob has a point

edit sorry bob2 dont wanna misquote

Harry Joe
Jan 15, 2006
My name be neither Harry, nor Joe, but Harry Joe shall do
bermuda.

triangle.


gg scrubs i'll be in my trailer

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Arakan posted:

how did they manage to avoid all the military personnel on diego garcia

what part did you not get about a conspiracy theory involving taking a plane to a military base

edit: the part where the military/CIA/allied foreign agents did it

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

im going to take that theory and run with it

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

also jews?????

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Wouldn't China know pretty quick if the USA stole a bunch of their citizens?

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

Rocks posted:

Wouldn't China know pretty quick if the USA stole a bunch of their citizens?

maybe they do man

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Rocks posted:

Wouldn't China know pretty quick if the USA stole a bunch of their citizens?

if they're in on it they're in on it

if they're not in on it they're like everyone else going "hey how'd that plane just disappear wooooooah"

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Fallom posted:

what part did you not get about a conspiracy theory involving taking a plane to a military base

edit: the part where the military/CIA/allied foreign agents did it

They thought Snowden was on it.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

doomisland posted:

also jews?????

Of course the jews. They wanted to resell the plane for scrap parts and brainwash the citizens into moeny making slaves or something. IDK.

Alien jews. Jewliens.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

How many Jews were on the plane?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

That's right, none.

demonR6
Sep 4, 2012

There are too many stupid people in the world. I'm not saying we should kill them all or anything. Just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.

Lipstick Apathy

Only if someone picks up the phone.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Same for most places in Asia tho

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!

doomisland posted:

mother loving grays

Zeta Reticulans :eng101:

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Drunk & Ugly posted:

MADNESS
but bob has a point

edit sorry bob2 dont wanna misquote

bob2 died a month ago though, i smell something fishy

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
The plane flew to Crimea guys.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
They said that they could hear the pilots mumbling in their last contact. Is it possible that they were actually saying STENDEC?

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo
Ooh good one. Creepy

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Is this the thread that SA is using to do the whole http://www.tomnod.com/nod/ thing when it comes back up?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Reign Of Pain posted:

Is this the thread that SA is using to do the whole http://www.tomnod.com/nod/ thing when it comes back up?

Only if it'll let me pan over to Diego Garcia and leave notes there

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Fallom posted:

Only if it'll let me pan over to Diego Garcia and leave notes there

Pretty sure you have to sign up for the premier membership

CNN posted:

You -- the person now reading this story -- can help experts solve the mystery of what happened to Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, which disappeared over the open sea.



vvv fake vvv

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Mar 12, 2014

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IceLicker posted:

I have a theory about where it may have ended up at one point but no idea why it is (or was) there. Diego Garcia.

At this point, any sort of catastrophic or mechanical failure is incredibly unlikely. There are way too many automated systems in place with a whole lot of redundancy to support this. It would be incredibly unlikely for both a transponder and ACARS system to fail. In the case of AF447, the ACARS system was spitting out failure messages back to Air France. This has not been shown to happen at least at this time. Weather, does not appear to play any role at this time. The crew, did not indicate any sort of distress or emergency taking place. No debris or equipment of any kind has been been located. This leads me to suspect that the flight crew was in on whatever happened. The whole fake passport thing to me just happens to be coincidence. I doubt this was terrorism because terrorists usually aim to make some sort of statement or demands. Not blow up an airline and have no one know about it. It's also unlikely the crew was incapacitated. There's a number of sensors in place to read cabin pressure changes and pilots are trained for high-altitude, rapid-depressurization. If they did pass out, the plane would have continued onto its programmed route and not made what appears to be a very intentional left turn.

From the images below, you can see that the last reported position from ATC was right around the IGARI intersection (which we can almost certainly assume was part of the flight plan).



It also happens to be conveniently located just prior to the aircraft entering Vietnamese ATC and essentially, in the middle of nowhere. IGARI is a compulsory reporting point meaning that radar coverage can potentially be unreliable but it's also pretty standard in any oceanic environment even while in radar contact for the pilots to report their position. Whether the aircraft was spotted on radar or ATC was just going by a position report, we may not know. If one was to attempt to deliberately "disappear" from the system, the handoff from one ATC sector to another would be an ideal place since the pilots are the ones initiating contact. The IGARI intersection makes for an ideal location given this scenario.

The next interesting bit of information that has recently surfaced is a radar return (possibly from MH370) just near Penang Island.

Edit: I guess it's actually a bit more northwest but even so, a direct from where ever they began the turn, it still puts them in the very near vicinity . This new evidence just happens to fall on a path from the IGARI intersection (or there about) directly to the Diego Garcia Airbase (FJDG).



The time and distance needed to make it to Diego Garcia from IGARI is well within the capabilities of the 777 under the conditions that we assume were correct at takeoff. The total trip from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing is roughly 2700nm compared to the new total of WMKK R208 (assumed) IGARI direct FJDG, being approximately 2300nm.

If anyone wanted to "hide" this plane, that would be the way to do it. Limited radar coverage, secluded air force base with probably no cell phone service. Kind of makes you wonder who or what was on that aircraft. Just my thoughts.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Reign Of Pain posted:

Pretty sure you have to sign up for the premier membership





vvv fake vvv
No you don't have to sign up for premier.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Reign Of Pain posted:

vvv fake vvv
I can't even tell if you're being serious right now because gbs2.1 but lmao

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

quote:

Air force chief General Rodzali Daud was this morning quoted by Malaysian media as saying that radar had last detected the plane over the Strait of Malacca off western Malaysia.

That location would have indicated the flight had banked far to the west of its intended flight path over the South China Sea.

But Mr Rodzali says he "did not make any such statements," and that newspaper Berita Harian published "what is clearly an inaccurate and incorrect report".

Well they cant BOTH be lying!

quote:

Malaysian police chief Khalid Abu Bakar told a news conference that all passengers are being studied.

"Maybe somebody on the flight has bought a huge sum of insurance, who wants family to gain from it or somebody who has owed somebody so much money. We are looking at all possibilities," he said.

Never stop being so Malaysia, Malaysia. :allears:

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!
Sudden course change and a long straight flight does coincide with a theory of being intercepted by a fighter jet and then being forced to be "escorted" in a different direction. If there was a mechanical failure and they were simply turning back, they would go back towards the airport not in a random direction. They covered enough distance after the turn to make it back to their starting point if they actually wanted to.

Also as seen from map linked above they did it RIGHT before crossing into Vietnam airspace which is suspicious. If Malaysian airforce was intercepting them or following them, then this would be the exact point they would instruct the plane to turn immediately or else. That way Vietnam airforce would not get involved. Malaysian jet fighter that was following/intercepting the plane would not be able to fly into that airspace.

a) Why no communication?
- All signal jammed by interceptor(s)
b) Why fly where they did?
- Take it as far away from Vietnam airspace as possible and off-radar so no one can see it and then shot the plane down.

Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Mar 12, 2014

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.
What possible reason could the Malaysian Airforce have for shooting down a passenger plane that's leaving their airspace that would also require them to have it turn around and fly back over Malaysia first.

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Rad Russian posted:

Sudden course change and a long straight flight does coincide with a theory of being intercepted by a fighter jet and then being forced to be "escorted" in a different direction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGvHnDeS12o

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