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gradenko_2000 posted:Alex Jones has such a nasty-rear end voice. It's like the man smokes entire packs at a time. He's Goku, not JC Denton.
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The Casualty posted:He's Goku, not JC Denton. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj2e9hi9Qss
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So while this plane is missing (lol where the gently caress is it) hammock cat is also missing from byob. coincidence?
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Awesome! posted:So while this plane is missing (lol where the gently caress is it) hammock cat is also missing from byob. coincidence?
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I don't even know what that means so I'm just gonna continue pretending hammock cat hijacked the plane and they're all in jamaica chillin and smoking weed
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gradenko_2000 posted:Alex Jones has such a nasty-rear end voice. It's like the man smokes entire packs at a time. occupational hazard of screaming gibberish into a camera for a living i guess
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The conspiracy theories about this are loving hilarious. It was brought down by U.S. SCALAR WEAPONS power by Tesla's ghost to send a message to the Chinese, also the Russians have apparently perfected these "hyperspace weapons" which have the ability and destroy anything anywhere instantly and cannot be blocked. They've had this technology since the 70s didn't use it against the U.S. because reasons (likely aliens). They have harnessed literally free, limitless energy to mildly dick around with America's weather occasionally and not make their country a non-shithole. Somehow this caused 9/11.
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Why don't they make the plane out of the black box?
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Melmac posted:Why don't they make the plane out of the black box? it's almost racist not to
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Chinese satellite is showing large-sized debris, in an area that I think is within the NZ guy's sighting from the oil platform. This might be it. http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/12/world/asia/malaysia-airlines-plane/index.html Or it might not. 
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I like how what appears to be the only witnesses from the oil rig were completely ignored by Malaysian government for days and had to go to U.S. media to get their info out. The only reason the plane is not found is that because Malaysia is totally incompetent. Or they are trying not to find it on purpose. Because CIA/Aliens/China secret docs.
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Meanwhile, in Malaysia... Missing jet may have strayed toward Andaman Sea: Malaysian air force quote:KUALA LUMPUR/PHU QUOC, Vietnam (Reuters) - Malaysia's military has traced what could have been the jetliner missing for almost five days to an area south of the Thai holiday island of Phuket, hundreds of miles to the west of its last known position, the country's air force chief said on Wednesday. http://news.yahoo.com/malaysia-military-source-says-missing-jet-veered-west-004734056--sector.html  Voting "incompetent." I've never seen a country get owned in real time before. bonestructure fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Mar 12, 2014 |
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bonestructure posted:Meanwhile, in Malaysia... At this point is there anything believable about what the Malaysian military might say?
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It was shot down by associates of Rupert Murdoch in order to drive a news frenzy. This of course had to be cleared first with the lizard rulers in the UK.
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bonestructure posted:Chinese satellite is showing large-sized debris, in an area that I think is within the NZ guy's sighting from the oil platform. This might be it. Please do not link CNN they do not deserve anyone's attention or money for it.
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At the time I posted, they were the only ones with the story.
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bonestructure posted:At the time I posted, they were the only ones with the story. I know, its just that even that's too much. gently caress CNN>
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Overwined posted:At this point is there anything believable about what the Malaysian military might say? I was actually surprised to learn they have an actual air force. I'd like to see what they have.
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bonestructure posted:At the time I posted, they were the only ones with the story. Please do not quote Al Borland he does not deserve anyone's attention.
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spengler posted:Please do not quote Al Borland he does not deserve anyone's attention.
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genesplicer posted:I was actually surprised to learn they have an actual air force. I'd like to see what they have. http://wiki.baloogancampaign.com/index.php/DataAircraft 
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Awesome! posted:we should make planes bigger so they're harder to lose Chain them to a hub cap, or a length of 2X4.
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Overwined posted:At this point is there anything believable about what the Malaysian military might say? The Malaysian military looks like they had track of the plane until the moment it crashed & knew about its westward turn. They just didn't bother to tell anybody until a few days ago lol
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wtf they have both migs and f-18s are you fuckers pinko sympathizers or freedom lovers, make up your fuckin minds!!!
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Savings Coupon posted:The conspiracy theories about this are loving hilarious. It was brought down by U.S. SCALAR WEAPONS power by Tesla's ghost to send a message to the Chinese, also the Russians have apparently perfected these "hyperspace weapons" which have the ability and destroy anything anywhere instantly and cannot be blocked. They've had this technology since the 70s didn't use it against the U.S. because reasons (likely aliens). They have harnessed literally free, limitless energy to mildly dick around with America's weather occasionally and not make their country a non-shithole. 
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Knight Corgi posted:And yet the Atlantic Ocean is much much deeper and bigger (can't remember but the black box and most of the debris, along with many bodies were found deep down, like around 4000 meters, which is roughly 12,000 feet). Sure, it took them two years to find the most important evidences but the wreckage was in the middle of nowhere deep down, in a very big ocean and it "only" took them two or three days to find some floating pieces and bodies. The thing with AF447 is that authorities knew definitively that the plane went down and approximately where it went down because they had received ACAR messages in the last few minutes before it crashed. So, when they started their search, they had a set of co-ordinates to start from and confirmation that the plane was going down at the time. This is somewhat different because at the last verified point of contact (which was when Malaysian air control was handing off to Vietnamese air control), everything was still okay with the flight. After the hand off, the flight dropped off secondary radar. All of the stuff about the flight turning back towards Peninsular Malaysia/Straits of Malacca is based on what was picked up on primary radar and they haven't been able to verify if that was actually MH370 since all primary radar does is tell you that "hey! there's a big metal thing in the sky over there heading in x direction". So, really, the starting point for the search between MH370 and AF447 is quite different.
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bonestructure posted:Meanwhile, in Malaysia... China could have been nice and told the Malaysian government behind closed doors before they let the world know. But China chose not to be nice 
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bonestructure posted:Meanwhile, in Malaysia... As a Malaysian citizen it's positively embarassing yet not unexpected to see our officials bumbling around like idiots all the time. Only this time the rest of the world gets to have a look too.
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Savings Coupon posted:The conspiracy theories about this are loving hilarious. It was brought down by U.S. SCALAR WEAPONS power by Tesla's ghost to send a message to the Chinese, also the Russians have apparently perfected these "hyperspace weapons" which have the ability and destroy anything anywhere instantly and cannot be blocked. They've had this technology since the 70s didn't use it against the U.S. because reasons (likely aliens). They have harnessed literally free, limitless energy to mildly dick around with America's weather occasionally and not make their country a non-shithole. okay scully
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MOther f ucking AIRPLANE TIME no dad no
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Wall Street Journal has an article up claiming "engine monitoring data", which I assume means ACARS messages, continued to be received for four hours after the plane's transponder signal was lost. That puts its possible location in a circle with a radius of 2200 nautical miles from its last known position. https://twitter.com/jonostrower/status/443967767835062272 Full article is paywalled: http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304914904579434653903086282 If this is true, there's going to be a poo poo storm. edit: also this ominous tweet from same WSJ reporter: "Investigators pursuing notion the 777 was diverted "with the intention of using it later for another purpose.""
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Makarov_ posted:Wall Street Journal has an article up claiming "engine monitoring data", which I assume means ACARS messages, continued to be received for four hours after the plane's transponder signal was lost. That puts its possible location in a circle with a radius of 2200 nautical miles from its last known position. That sounds about right. RADAR coverage, without transponders, is spotty at best. With the amount of fuel in that plane, you could probably cross the entire Indian Ocean and end up in Somalia without being seen once, if you were really ballsy. You can land a 777 like that in ideal conditions on a 4500 ft runway.
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