The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Tokelau All Star posted:

The number you have dialed cannot be reached from this phone. You. Negligent. Monster.

If I was a mod I'd change my name to Mod Flanders

You? Mod? This is the greatest forum in the world! We've got a whole system set up to prevent people like you from ever becoming mod! Quit your daydreaming, Melonhead!

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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

You? Mod? This is the greatest forum in the world! We've got a whole system set up to prevent people like you from ever becoming mod! Quit your daydreaming, Melonhead!

I'll melonhead you! :argh:

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Everything Counts posted:

And that's how I was awarded the Iron Cross!

Eh...you never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong.

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'll melonhead you!

I'll mace you good!

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Tokelau All Star posted:

If I was a mod I'd change my name to Mod Flanders

That's too clever... YOU'RE ONE OF THEM! :toughguy:

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CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

Catcher, I'd appreciate if you didn't tell anyone about my "busy quotes". Not so much for myself, but I am so respected, it would damage the forums to hear it.

IMJack IMJack IMJack IMJack IMJack IMJack Jack Jack Jack

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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Tokelau All Star posted:

[spoiler]If I was a mod I'd change my name to Mod Flanders[spoiler]

Mod, schmod. I want my monkey-man!

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

That's too clever... YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!

Remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore hogburto?

# ? Mar 12, 2014 05:38

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

I'll mace you good!

Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful.

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Hogburto posted:

Remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore hogburto?

GET OUT OF MY WAY I'M A FAMOUS HISTORIAN! :derp:

# ? Mar 12, 2014 08:05

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'll melonhead you!

You'll melonhead me. What does that mean? Is it supposed to be some sort of threat?

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Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Jerusalem posted:

GET OUT OF MY WAY I'M A FAMOUS HISTORIAN!

Get out! You're banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children!

For three months.

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

GET OUT OF MY WAY I'M A FAMOUS HISTORIAN!

I'm Princess Margaret!

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Writer Cath posted:

I'm Princess Margaret!

That's the worst name I've ever heard.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 13:58

JetsGuy: Sep 17, 2003; science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

Writer Cath posted:

I'm Princess Margaret!

I'm a torso!

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Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

JetsGuy posted:

I'm a torso!

I'm Idaho! :downs:

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Spiffster posted:

I'm Idaho!

Now, we all know the 13 stripes are for good luck, but why does the American flag have exactly 47 stars?

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Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Spiffster posted:

I'm Idaho!

I'm drunk!

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CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Everything Counts posted:

I'm drunk!

I'm me?

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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now, we all know the 13 stripes are for good luck, but why does the American flag have exactly 47 stars?

I'll be cold in the ground before I recognize Missourah!

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now, we all know the 13 stripes are for good luck, but why does the American flag have exactly 47 stars?

And some people may say that the American flag doesn't contain the word "Jordache" but if they run this up the flagpole, I'll salute.

# ? Mar 12, 2014 17:39

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

jscolon2.0 posted:

I'll be cold in the ground before I recognize Missourah!

John Smith 1912?

# ? Mar 12, 2014 18:44

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

CatchrNdRy posted:

I'm me?

I'm Peter Pantsless! :woop:

# ? Mar 12, 2014 18:58

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

I'm me?

I'm a guy like me!

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Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Spiffster posted:

I'm Peter Pantsless!

I'm Prune Tracy!

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Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Tokelau All Star posted:

I'm Prune Tracy!

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! :newt:

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Spiffster posted:

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Spiffster posted:

I'm Peter Pantsless!

Hey Spiffster, I can see your doodle!

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Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

TMMadman posted:

Hey Spiffster, I can see your doodle!

Shut up Madman... :argh:

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Spiffster posted:

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

Look at me! I'm the prime minister of Ireland!

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Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

CatchrNdRy posted:

IMJack IMJack IMJack IMJack IMJack IMJack Jack Jack Jack

Ccchha-ACHEM!

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Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

IMJack posted:

Look at me! I'm the prime minister of Ireland!

I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

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FishMist: Apr 24, 2005; *sniff sniff*

Tokelau All Star posted:

I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

Take that you stupid hosers!

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

FishMist posted:

Take that you stupid hosers!

That's it! Back to Winnipeg!

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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

Look at me! I'm the prime minister of Ireland!

Hey, mates! What's the good word!

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poly and open-minded: Nov 22, 2006; In BOD we trust

IMJack posted:

That's it! Back to Winnipeg!

Wow! That was close! You can be the center!

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Tokelau All Star posted:

I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

I start fires. :downs:

# ? Mar 13, 2014 14:31

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

MondayHotDog posted:

I start fires.

You did a fine job Monday... Now you know what to do...

Burn the house down!

BURN THEM ALL!!

# ? Mar 13, 2014 14:35

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Spiffster posted:

You did a fine job Monday... Now you know what to do...

Burn the house down!

BURN THEM ALL!!

Arson. Hallucinations. Are these the things we think about, when we think about the Irish?

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Arson. Hallucinations. Are these the things we think about, when we think about the Irish?

It was started as an excuse to beat up the Irish!

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