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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Alien Rope Burn posted:

Maintain your ignorance, it's better that way. :(

Agreed. Be more disturbed if they were into 50 Shades of Grey.








:barf:

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Yyyyyeah, because when I think "artistic merit", I think...





:stonk:
Lady Gaga #1, obviously.

Richard Nixon, Nooo! Don't throw Lady-Nixon off the balcony into the time tunnel!!

Cangelosi
Nov 17, 2004

"It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."
Right, brain bleach incoming. How about hedgehogs? (StH #183...I think)



Wait, no, that just made things worse.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Don't leech.


e: Incredible Hulk #359

Ghostlight fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Mar 13, 2014

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Gavok, I think we've been given a run for our Christmas money.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Man, I miss writing Ultimate Edit Santa Thor.

Lurdiak posted:

Dude that's like the only thing Bluewater ever did that had actual artistic merit.

The Misadventures of Adam West actually had an interesting premise. Too bad the art was poo poo.

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Sabretooth? More like SabreNOPE:



Source: Deadpool v3 #25

Aw, I wanted to post this. The issue also mentions that the upcoming wedding issue is going to be "the most important 27th issue of any comic ever," which gave me a good laugh.

DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Agreed. Be more disturbed if they were into 50 Shades of Grey.

..I've got news for you...

Silentman0
Jul 11, 2005

I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Agreed. Be more disturbed if they were into 50 Shades of Grey.

IndustrialApe posted:

..I've got news for you...

I worked in a library when it was on the best seller list for an entire year. It sure as hell wasn't young women that made it so popular.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




When it was getting popular, my mom asked me 'how to get mommy porn on [her] iPad' which, having not heard of 50 Shades of Grey, made it even weirder.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Yeah, my mom an aunts and female cousins were all talking about it a few years ago at a family reunion. Talk about awkward.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Does this help?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3POYx6IeeI

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I was thinking more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

Sockser posted:

When it was getting popular, my mom asked me 'how to get mommy porn on [her] iPad' which, having not heard of 50 Shades of Grey, made it even weirder.

If that wasn't an invitation to fill her iPad with as much pregnant/lactation porn as you could find and then just shrug a "What? Isn't this what you wanted?" at her eventual horror and disgust, I don't know what is.

DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

Silentman0 posted:

I worked in a library when it was on the best seller list for an entire year. It sure as hell wasn't young women that made it so popular.

I still work in a library and now I get to shelve all the copycats it spawned.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005




And he is ready to rock!

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Gavok posted:

Man, I miss writing Ultimate Edit Santa Thor.


The Misadventures of Adam West actually had an interesting premise. Too bad the art was poo poo.


Aw, I wanted to post this. The issue also mentions that the upcoming wedding issue is going to be "the most important 27th issue of any comic ever," which gave me a good laugh.

That makes Batman's first ever apperance sad.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger

muscles like this? posted:

And he is ready to rock!
I understand trying to shoot Grogg. Foolish, but when you don't have anything better, at least it's a ranged weapon.

The guys with pitchforks and bats on the other hand are suicidal.

Super Dan
Jan 26, 2006

The Question IRL posted:

That makes Batman's first ever apperance sad.

:thejoke:

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


I am amazed no one has posted this yet:


From Superior Foes of Spider Man #9. You can close your eyes and flip to any page in this book.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
The "If you kill me, they'll just send 008!" is amazing.

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

wiegieman posted:

I am amazed no one has posted this yet:


From Superior Foes of Spider Man #9. You can close your eyes and flip to any page in this book.

I don't get the "P... persona" thing.

Fearless_Decoy
Sep 27, 2001

You shall all soon witness the power of my Tragic 8-Ball!

FredMSloniker posted:

I don't get the "P... persona" thing.
The stream from the robot watching him is buffering.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Fearless_Decoy posted:

The stream from the robot watching him is buffering.

This is like the old GBS perry bible fellowship thread all over again.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Is that a malware ad or a trial version expired window in the robot's vision?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...
Are we still posting JL8? Because the newest strip is loving gold.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

FredMSloniker posted:

I don't get the "P... persona" thing.

He's about to say "Painting", realizes that telling Owl that no, he personally stole the painting himself and Chameleon stole it from him, is a bad idea that will lead to him dying in a pile of hungry rats. He takes a moment to find a way out of it, and says Persona instead.

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

FredMSloniker posted:

I don't get the "P... persona" thing.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Lurdiak posted:

This is like the old GBS perry bible fellowship thread all over again.
I can only imagine the level of pbfing that thread would've had.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

The Lord of Hats posted:

He's about to say "Painting", realizes that telling Owl that no, he personally stole the painting himself and Chameleon stole it from him, is a bad idea that will lead to him dying in a pile of hungry rats. He takes a moment to find a way out of it, and says Persona instead.

That was my interpretation as well.

Senor Candle
Nov 5, 2008

Someone please edit Boomerangs face over Yu.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Are we still posting JL8? Because the newest strip is loving gold.



Pretty much Choco & Son right there.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Ghostlight posted:

I can only imagine the level of pbfing that thread would've had.

It was terrible

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

It was terrible

It was so bad that if you made a blatantly jokey parody interpretation that was so over the top as to be ridiculous, you'd still get people who were unsure if you were actually genuinely interpreting the cartoon that way. It was basically Poe's Law: The Thread.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Senor Candle posted:

Someone please edit Boomerangs face over Yu.

Superstring
Jul 22, 2007

I thought I was going insane for a second.

Mother of god.

Jeabus Mahogany
Feb 13, 2011

I'm mad because of a thorn in my impenetrable hide
It's beautiful.

Nick_326
Nov 3, 2011

History's Latest Monster

mind the walrus posted:

I don't know about Max Landis being an rear end in a top hat or not. He's defnitely the son of privilege, and he suffers from the curse that all well-articulated men do which is that their sense of sounding right outstrips their capacity to be right, but I don't know about an rear end in a top hat. I'd love to hear evidence though, I'm not particularly fighting for the guy.

I know this is from roughly 30 pages ago, but I might as well share some stuff.

Before the PWOT (Pointless Waste of Time) forum/site got merged with Cracked, Landis posted as "uptomyknees" on the forums. This was before I joined, but you can read some of the comments by the older forum members:

http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/95388/chronicle
http://dragonmtn.com/index.php?topic=512.0

He got banned (several times, apparently) for "constantly pushing his terrible screenplays at everybody in the most obnoxious way possible" and just being a douche. Reading those two threads was really fun for me, mainly because this guy was getting mainstream attention and being treated seriously, while only a handful of people remember him being a douchey teen posting horrible scripts.

http://www.cracked.com/members/Uptomyknees/
http://www.cracked.com/members/utmk/

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


poo poo, he was even posting his videos here in BSS. I don't know if he actually posted outside of his shilling, but he made a Drunk Comicbook History: The Robins thread.

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

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Madrox
Jan 31, 2001

Does whatever
a multiple can.
The latest page from DrMcNinja.com. The Dr. has been tossed into a fight with the alpha gorilla in a village of intelligent apes (think Gorilla Grodd's city):

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