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"Celia's up for parole." "Hey, Little Jerry won his cockfight." "What?" "Who?"
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Big Yerry is making a mistake, Yerry!
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Mar 11, 2014 22:31
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Even I am not above the policy.
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Mar 11, 2014 22:38
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Criminal Minded posted:"Celia's up for parole." She was getting shoes for the wedding, yada yada yada, I'll see her in six to eight months.
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Mar 12, 2014 16:26
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Criminal Minded posted:"Celia's up for parole." ... I'm too tired.
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Mar 12, 2014 16:50
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Jerry, it's 3AM, I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?
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Mar 13, 2014 15:13
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Tamale!
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Mar 13, 2014 17:23
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I have come to the conclusion that the majority of Seinfeld's most triumphant moments for me involve Elaine bullying George.
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Mar 13, 2014 19:32
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Kull the Conqueror posted:I have come to the conclusion that the majority of Seinfeld's most triumphant moments for me involve Elaine bullying George. Hey, if I were a gigolo, how much do you think I could charge a night?
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Mar 13, 2014 19:55
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Kull the Conqueror posted:I have come to the conclusion that the majority of Seinfeld's most triumphant moments for me involve Elaine bullying George. 
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Mar 13, 2014 21:14
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Hey, Nip!
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Mar 13, 2014 22:00
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Remember that Panama hat? That was nothing. 
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Mar 13, 2014 22:06
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She said I wasn't spongeworthy.
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Mar 13, 2014 22:29
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Mar 13, 2014 22:57
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He sunk like a stone!
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Mar 13, 2014 23:12
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Well, this is certainly something.
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Mar 14, 2014 07:39
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Well, why am I watching it?
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Mar 14, 2014 12:07
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Because it's on tv.
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Mar 14, 2014 13:54
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Not yet.
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Mar 14, 2014 14:22
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Get a good look, Costanza?
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Mar 14, 2014 17:17
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He tried to lamb, but they cheesed him! 
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Mar 14, 2014 17:26
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potee posted:Get a good look, Costanza? It's not my fault! You poked me!
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Mar 14, 2014 19:40
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Capt. Sticl posted:It's not my fault! You poked me! You don't think I can put asses in the seats?
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Mar 14, 2014 19:48
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Potee's got more muscle, higher protein content. It's better for you.
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Mar 14, 2014 19:51
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I need a joke solved. When Jackie Stiles is saying "you can't predict a balm, no-one knows what a balm is gonna do" etc... are they making a 'balm sounds like bomb' joke? If so that's pretty freakin hacky and one of the most forced jokes in the series. If not, then what's going on there.
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Mar 14, 2014 20:35
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stratdax posted:I need a joke solved. When Jackie Stiles is saying "you can't predict a balm, no-one knows what a balm is gonna do" etc... are they making a 'balm sounds like bomb' joke? If so that's pretty freakin hacky and one of the most forced jokes in the series. If not, then what's going on there. A bra needs to fit right up against a person's skin... LIKE A GLOVE!
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Mar 14, 2014 20:51
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stratdax posted:I need a joke solved. When Jackie Stiles is saying "you can't predict a balm, no-one knows what a balm is gonna do" etc... are they making a 'balm sounds like bomb' joke? If so that's pretty freakin hacky and one of the most forced jokes in the series. If not, then what's going on there. There is no punchline. It's all in the delivery.
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Mar 14, 2014 21:45
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potee posted:Get a good look, Costanza? I'm watching you too but this guy is really givin' me something.
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Mar 14, 2014 21:58
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stratdax posted:I need a joke solved. When Jackie Stiles is saying "you can't predict a balm, no-one knows what a balm is gonna do" etc... are they making a 'balm sounds like bomb' joke? If so that's pretty freakin hacky and one of the most forced jokes in the series. If not, then what's going on there. Balm is a funny word.
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Mar 14, 2014 21:59
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Supreme Allah posted:There is no punchline. It's all in the delivery. Basically anything that guy says is funny. I'm surprised I never saw him show up in anything else.
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Mar 14, 2014 22:43
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Supreme Allah posted:There is no punchline. It's all in the delivery. Red Star Baldgreg posted:Balm is a funny word. Oh. Thanks. I love you.
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Mar 14, 2014 23:00
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stratdax posted:Oh. Thanks. I know, I heard you the first time.
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Mar 14, 2014 23:16
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Someday, we'll get enough people on the Supreme Court to change that law...
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Mar 15, 2014 01:39
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Criminal Minded posted:Basically anything that guy says is funny. I'm surprised I never saw him show up in anything else. You think this is the plane that Ted Danson gets?!
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Mar 15, 2014 01:47
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They're my books.
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Mar 15, 2014 01:52
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Red posted:You think this is the plane that Ted Danson gets?! Oh, would you stop with the Ted Danson?
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Mar 15, 2014 02:43
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Capt. Sticl posted:They're my books. Because he's my Butler!
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Mar 15, 2014 02:57
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New thread title is gold, Jerry, gold!
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Mar 15, 2014 02:58
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Red Star Baldgreg posted:Balm is a funny word. Puke! That's a funny word, puke. Puke.  Don't have to think about that!
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Puke! That's a funny word, puke. That's why during the '80 vomit, I was yelling to George: "Can you believe it ? I'm vomiting on June 29th again!"
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