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I just can't stop laughing about "FURP"! I'm imagining him yelling it loudly and angrily like, right in Rand Paul's face. FURP! FURP FURP! Worst Muppet ever. Edit: didn't count on new page: Biden Heading to Europe Amid Ukraine Tensions quote:To: kristinn quote:To: kristinn "If this doesn't end in disaster I bet it was a false flag operation this whole time." quote:To: kristinn quote:To: gigster Duke Igthorn fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Mar 15, 2014 |
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Duke Igthorn posted:I just can't stop laughing about "FURP"! I'm imagining him yelling it loudly and angrily like, right in Rand Paul's face. Don't any Freepers ever hit the "now you're just being silly" button on posts like this?
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Mar 15, 2014 05:17
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In 5th grade, some kid would run around the playground calling other people "furps". When someone finally asked him what a furp was, he said it was someone who farted in the bathtub and then ate the bubbles. I am okay with this as a description for Rand Paul.
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Mar 15, 2014 05:25
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We called that "Stroodling" back where I grew up. I hear it's now a term for something involving foreskins. ...this is still a better line of conversation that the usual FReep fare.
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Mar 15, 2014 06:12
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Zwabu posted:Don't any Freepers ever hit the "now you're just being silly" button on posts like this? They used to, before the purges. Now any dissenter is swiftly culled from the herd.
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Mar 15, 2014 06:43
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Wizard of Smart posted:They used to, before the purges. Now any dissenter is swiftly culled from the herd. Considering the nature of the forum, it's really a beautifully ironic demonstration of evolution and natural selection in action.
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Mar 15, 2014 10:04
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Freepers: I can think outside the box, but not for long, I get lost.
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Mar 15, 2014 10:10
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Not on Freep itself but relevant to this thread: A local news station in Lubbock, TX shares weather alerts from the National Weather Service on Facebook about an impending haboob (wall-like dust storm) about to hit the region. KCBD's Facebook page is then inundated with local Freep minded types screaming about the use of a "Muslim" word. The original Facebook posts here and here. If you don't feel like digging through the mess yourself, here's a couple of sites with screenshots of the "best" comments. Link to Rawstory Link to AATP
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Mar 15, 2014 21:08
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Duke Igthorn posted:
Putin, a man well known for his willingness to collaborate with any Western head of state, especially his BFF the President of the United States. Wouldn't be surprised if this guy put forward the idea that the Jews worked with the Nazis in regards to the Holocaust to give them an excuse for creating the nation of Israel.
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Mar 15, 2014 21:16
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Erenthal posted:Considering the nature of the forum, it's really a beautifully ironic demonstration of evolution and natural selection in action. Memetic evolution would be the term, which has the benefit of not only being evolution, but also being related to the  atheist Richard Dawkins.
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Mar 15, 2014 21:18
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So Sam Adams and Heineken aren't sponsoring the St. Patrick's Day Parade in NYC this year, because it won't allow any gay groups to march. Freep is having emotions about this! Seriously there are like five big threads about it, what the hell. None of it is too quote-able, though, most of it is just your standard Freep reactions to anything related to gayness: you have your "urgh just get back in the closet and stop shoving it down our throats" responses, the "our nation is going down the tubes and we must repent and turn to Jesus like Russia" crowd, and of course, the "heh heh turd burgling pole-smokers" posts are endless. One post in particular, though, stood out to me. Bar boycotts Sam Adams after pullout quote:To: raccoonradio 
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Mar 15, 2014 23:20
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Completely true fact: Gay people cannot metabolize beer. However, they do require at least three fruit-flavored mixed drinks with punning sexual innuendos for names (or one bottle of wine that costs >$50) per day, lest they shrivel and collapse into dust in the light of the sun.
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Mar 15, 2014 23:51
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Usually through the rectum too. Because the gays and butts, you see.
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Mar 15, 2014 23:58
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Duke Igthorn posted:
Obama: Hey Putin mind invading a sovereign nation and getting the ire of the international community in order to bring up my ratings, even though I'm not getting another election anyway? Thanks man, you're doing me a solid.
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Mar 16, 2014 00:28
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RagnarokAngel posted:Obama: Hey Putin mind invading a sovereign nation and getting the ire of the international community in order to bring up my ratings, even though I'm not getting another election anyway? Thanks man, you're doing me a solid. Putin is Obama's lover, it all makes sense now.
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Mar 16, 2014 00:31
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Kurtofan posted:Putin is Obama's lover, it all makes sense now. All those shirtless pictures are for Obama.
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Mar 16, 2014 00:33
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quote:To: raccoonradio Is his sig an Obama dick-joke? Or an Obama gay joke? Idgi.
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Mar 16, 2014 00:44
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Since it looks like the missing passenger plane was indeed hijacked, I can't wait to see how the Freep community places blame square on the shoulders of good 'ole "purple lipped" Obama. Bonus points if they mention that Bush kept us safe.
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Mar 16, 2014 00:45
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BUSH 2112 posted:Is his sig an Obama dick-joke? Or an Obama gay joke? Idgi. "Whopper" is also used to mean "a blatant lie."
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Mar 16, 2014 00:49
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:So Sam Adams and Heineken aren't sponsoring the St. Patrick's Day Parade in NYC this year, because it won't allow any gay groups to march. Freep is having emotions about this! Seriously there are like five big threads about it, what the hell. Stuff like this really sets off  because it punctures their bubble and the assumption that only a tiny fringe of coastal lib-tard elitist fag lovers actually supports gay rights. Polls showing strong support for marriage equality or anti-discrimination laws can be waved away as the work of the lie-beral media conspiracy, the problem of national corporations deciding that public opinion is on the side of equality is harder for them to rationalize away.
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Mar 16, 2014 01:05
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Whooooo boy. Texas father shoots boy, 17, to death in teenage daughter's bedroom "Guns are good false flag give that father a medal" right? BUT: the shooter, and the victim, are black!! quote:Another good reason not to :;&$;:/;:$)/,()/ outside marriage. quote:To: PaulCruz2016 quote:Some boy comes into your daughters room, and you execute the kid for it? quote:To: DoughtyOne quote:To: kcvl quote:To: Uncle Chip quote:To: PaulCruz2016 quote:To: Uncle Chip !!!!!! quote:To: GeronL quote:To: Dave W And a bunch of tentatively related jokes and a Far Side comic.
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Mar 16, 2014 01:16
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The Insect Court posted:Stuff like this really sets off A bunch of them in the threads are still holding onto the "JCPenney is going to go bankrupt because they hired Ellen Degeneres, and the Real American People are boycotting until they stop shoving her homosexuality down our throats" myth. Seriously, any time there's any news in the corporate world concerning LGBT rights, threads fill up with "Oh yeah, because it worked so well for JCPenney  "Meanwhile, in the real world, Ellen Degeneres is rather popular with America at large, and JCPenney is struggling because of idiotic business decisions, such as never having sales anymore. I may have mentioned it earlier in the thread, but the fact that they truly believe that middle America is with them in viewing Degeneres as some horrible, disgusting sodomite makes my head spin. It's one of the biggest examples of just how out of touch they are with the demographics of their own country, of which they claim to be true representatives.
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Mar 16, 2014 02:05
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:Meanwhile, in the real world, Ellen Degeneres is rather popular with America at large, and JCPenney is struggling because of idiotic business decisions, such as never having sales anymore. I may have mentioned it earlier in the thread, but the fact that they truly believe that middle America is with them in viewing Degeneres as some horrible, disgusting sodomite makes my head spin. It's one of the biggest examples of just how out of touch they are with the demographics of their own country, of which they claim to be true representatives.
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Mar 16, 2014 02:23
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One wonders what the replies would have been had the daughter been white and the boy black.
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Mar 16, 2014 11:21
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ArchangeI posted:One wonders what the replies would have been had the daughter been white and the boy black. It would be the usual  of scared old white people rage, with a hearty serving of racial under and overtones.and boy would it be hilarious reading.
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Mar 16, 2014 11:51
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Billionaires With Big Ideas Are Privatizing American Science (focusing on white diseases) http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3133780/posts quote:This is a basic Darwinian process........ survival of the fittest. e: quote:Feminists often bloviate about medical research being done for men. Actually, men are experimented on more. This is because they are more stable subjects. It is simple biology. e2: quote:I agree; hwo much more research needs to be done once you know how it all works? I’m tired of hearing commercials asking for donation and asking for help raising awareness. MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Mar 16, 2014 |
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Mar 16, 2014 16:36
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Oh hey look a return of social Darwinism! I was hoping we'd see a return of that wonderfully hypothesis! Also I thought white people were gonna be in the minority in a couple decades. Might wanna change that way of thinking, buddy.
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Mar 16, 2014 16:38
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Freepers: American science healing white people first is a natural part of the process of Darwinism. How agile 
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Mar 16, 2014 16:40
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Duke Igthorn posted:I just can't stop laughing about "FURP"! I'm imagining him yelling it loudly and angrily like, right in Rand Paul's face. Let's be fair, I don't think Biden should be the man to trust with deesculating Ukrainian tensions. Not that he isn't vital to diplomatic relations, but I don't think Putin would be on level with Diamond Joe.
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Mar 16, 2014 18:54
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MizPiz posted:Let's be fair, I don't think Biden should be the man to trust with deesculating Ukrainian tensions. Not that he isn't vital to diplomatic relations, but I don't think Putin would be on level with Diamond Joe. And that's how we got our 52nd state.
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Mar 16, 2014 19:14
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Nessus posted:Perhaps a drag race, with Crimea as the prize? I'm picturing the race scene in the LA River from Grease. Putin attempts to gently caress up Biden's wheels with hubcap blades but Biden pulls a ballsy move and leaves Putin slamming his fists on the steering wheel.
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Mar 16, 2014 19:22
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As I recall didn't Putin's crony in Ukraine call Diamond Joe shortly before fleeing back to Russia? He's got a lot of experience in foreign policy, it's probably actually the right call to send him. At the very minimum we might get some awesome video of him calling bullshit on Putin before they go off and shirtless bear wrestle together.
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Mar 16, 2014 19:43
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I've probably spent too long on the politoon thread, because I'm picturing this with the lady labeled "Crimea" and the guy on the right as Putin. I guess that makes the guy on the left Ukraine.
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Mar 16, 2014 20:07
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Biden used to be chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations and served on it for like 10 years. I think he one of the most qualified people in the administration to deal with this.
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Mar 16, 2014 20:08
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Darkman Fanpage posted:I'm picturing the race scene in the LA River from Grease. Putin attempts to gently caress up Biden's wheels with hubcap blades but Biden pulls a ballsy move and leaves Putin slamming his fists on the steering wheel. I went the wacky races route as I pictured Dale Reed trying to join in and win Crimea for Freep.
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MeLKoR posted:
Amazing: Darwin is suddenly an authority when you think you can twist his work to suit support your viewpoint. A quick run through the CIA Fact Book, PRB, and a few other web sources gives broad ranges of... "Black": ~15% "White": ~16% South Asian + East Asian + Southeast Asian: ~55% Asian is probably skewed by the blanket application of the term, but no matter how you look at it, whitey is not a majority on this planet. Also, who the gently caress still says "the natural order?" I can't imagine trying to drag that out as an argument unless I was going for gold in the Irony Olympics. No matter how often they show it, I still find myself being shocked by how fantastically ignorant the Freepers can be. The ignorance is so broad, and so complete, without even the perspective to see where the the gaps exist in their knowledge, that it's tragic on a Shakespearean level.
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Mar 16, 2014 23:55
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What does "K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 " mean? Also, disease as divine judgement
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Mar 17, 2014 03:06
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Fried Chicken posted:What does "K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 " mean? From his profile here quote:"History is a process, not an event" Bert 
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Mar 17, 2014 03:21
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Haha, occasionally the Freeper thread actually makes me happy. This is one of those times. A bizarre, ancient nerd who quotes Barry Goldwater, holy poo poo.
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Don Quixote: Conservative Role Model.
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