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Infidel Castro posted:Alright, I'm sold. you picked a good season to start following philly
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I still hate the Quakes as a team and the public face of their supporters but those new shirts are pretty nice.
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Hungryjack posted:I'm gonna have some fun! What do you consider fun?
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It is incredibly hard to find MLS games on TV where I live. I fear the MLS experiment may end before it even started. :/
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Hoover Dam posted:What do you consider fun? Running for four hours until his nipples bleed
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Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:It is incredibly hard to find MLS games on TV where I live. I fear the MLS experiment may end before it even started. :/ atdee.net
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Mar 16, 2014 04:50
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Soccer by Ives is reporting that the reasons Jose Gonsalves didn't play today wasn't injury related, apparently Jay Heaps told him to Jose to stop bitching about his contract or don't play. We see which one he chose. It looks like the Revs picked another winner. See you at the bottom of the table again boys and girls.
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FC Dallas hasn't lost a game yet. AWESOME!
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Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:It is incredibly hard to find MLS games on TV where I live. I fear the MLS experiment may end before it even started. :/ Where do you live?
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guppy posted:Where do you live? Omaha.
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Does anyone subscribe to the MLS AppleTV service and as it worth it?
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ubiquitous rex posted:Does anyone subscribe to the MLS AppleTV service and as it worth it? No Probably not
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Alright you shiftless yanks, none of you wrote a Sounders write-up so I've decided to pull my finger out and do it. You have no one to blame but yourselves. Tongues' Excellent Guide to the Sounders who are from Seattle and Play the Footballs  A bolt of eldritch fire shoots from the primordial god, He-Whos-Beard-Is-A-Scarf, the god of War and Lattes As the bolt hits the bubbling ooze at the centre of the void of eternity, the viscous slime begins to boil and green. As nature and the universe recoil in horror, the grave demon emerges. According to the mad wizard Wik-Peda, the demons first words are said to be Raaaaaaave Greeeeeen.  The Emergence of the Chaos-Beast, a crude painting found splattered in excrement on the walls of the chronicler, Tongues. Supporters The most wizened of our sages have interpreted only the most recent and least vile of the arcane texts before succumbing to insanity. Legends tell of a large Ur-Supporter Beast, the true aims of which no mortal can discern.  The Dreadbeast of Carey, bathing in the bloodied tears of sacrificial victims. Survivors have hinted at darker purposes behind the Careybeast, since even Sounder victories have yet to satisfy it's hunger. All that can be heard is THEPOINTSDONTMATTERTHEPOINTSDONTMATTERTHEPOINTSDONTMATTER In an effort to stem the corruption and save the souls of mankind, many followers have become little more than Vestal virgins to the beast.  This goathide scroll was found curled with age and browned by blood amidst the bones of thousands Let this be a lesson to you
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Tongues posted:I've decided to pull my finger You neglected to compare your team to a Kyle Beckerman's bare thrusting rear end.
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Mar 16, 2014 05:26
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I have no idea who that is but I assure you that Kyle Beckerman's rear end is inferior in every way.
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Infidel Castro posted:Alright, I'm sold. Welcome, brother
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Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:It is incredibly hard to find MLS games on TV where I live. I fear the MLS experiment may end before it even started. :/ MLS live or Direct Kick man. Just go for it.
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Mike Magee won't play again today.  Not like we were ever going to win anyway.
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Is there a thread for whining about your fantasy team? I captained Magee in week 1 and Zusi in week 2.
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Hello Towel posted:Mike Magee won't play again today. gently caress it, skipping the match today, why do you fail us like this Mike?! contract renegotiations? A mysterious knock? what's the deal?
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ubiquitous rex posted:Does anyone subscribe to the MLS AppleTV service and as it worth it? It's just MLS Live. If you sign up through Apple TV you can use it everywhere else you can use it, and if you sign up elsewhere you can login on Apple TV.
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Jermaine Dildoe posted:We brutally negged your poo poo team in a home and away series and then started the season with 9 losses Yeah. That was when we were 'the worst team in the world.' I forget who said it. Good times.
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:Yeah. That was when we were 'the worst team in the world.' I forget who said it. Good times. http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2012/05/22/tfcs-koevermans-stands-worst-team-world-statement
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quote:Steven Lenhart worked his butt off for the full 90 minutes, hassling defenders, and his striking partner, Alan Gordon, once again instrumental in forcing the goalie to make an error leading up to Bernardez’s equalizer. Kids — if you’re watching — you can learn much about what it takes to be a pro from these two strikers.
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Bewildrbeast posted:gently caress it, skipping the match today, why do you fail us like this Mike?! Not mysterious, he tweaked his hamstring.
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Lenhart teaches children the valuable lessons of lying to get an advantage, kicking others while they are down, and taunting them when you win
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Gin Soaked Ape posted:Lenhart teaches children the valuable lessons of lying to get an advantage, kicking others while they are down, and taunting them when you win I knew there was a reason I liked him. I thought it was just leftover love from his time in Columbus.
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Last week: opening day loss against Columbus. This week: no match. Next week: away against Toronto, who are good now. I think the league is trying to drive me to drink.
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Don't do it man. Feel the bummings with a clear mind and open, thrusting anus.
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aesop jones posted:Don't do it man. Feel the bummings with a clear mind and open, thrusting anus. That's not how anal sex works. Wtf.
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Captain Trips posted:I knew there was a reason I liked him. I thought it was just leftover love from his time in Columbus. My favorite Gary Smith moment remains the time he told me that the reason he was pissy at the 2011 SuperDraft is because he had tried to trade for Lenhart that day with essentially the same offer as San Jose but Columbus picked the Quakes instead. I didn't know it was possible to feel such waves of relief months after a thing had happened.
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Captain Trips posted:
This is my favorite.
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Captain Trips posted:
Hahaha. I was trying to make out what it was supposed to say, but no dice. I've been to two MLS games at Sporting Park now, and both times (last night and the New England playoff game last season) they couldn't get their display off without part of it bunching up. It's me, I'm the bad luck.
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At first glance I thought it said "VEEP'D" and I thought... wow they like that show a lot.
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Captain Trips posted:
This might have overthrown upside down Seattle banners as my favorite display in MLS.
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DEEF'D /dēēf/ verb 1. carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome. "They had DEEF'D every attempt to stop a late goal." noun 1. a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion. 
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