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cis_eraser_420
Mar 1, 2013

karl fungus posted:

My mother hates all immigrants despite being one herself, coming here from communist Poland in the 1980s. Even better is that she's violently against interracial marriage, despite currently being married to a Pakistani man. She seems to lack any sense of self-awareness and also likes to regularly rant about how gay people are destroying the country, all in broken English.
To be honest, that seems to be our national trait.

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Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

MyFaceBeHi posted:

I may not have made myself clear. Someone literally typed "I'm tired.com" and Facebook found the website even though the person wasn't looking for the website, it was just an expression. A really stupid expression that started from a really popular British advertising campaign from 8 years ago.

It's British poo poo so you wouldn't understand! :v:

British slang is weird.

Dienes posted:

I tried to find news coverage on this White Man March (surprise, there isn't any!) and I found this image on the official website for the march:



Wait a sec...




So much makes sense now.

Now for another stupid question. Every time I see stuff about BLACK PEOPLE ARE ALL VIOLENT THUGS etc etc, they always harp on flash mobs. Are people that terrified of surprise public dance performances or something?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

What field are blacks over-represented in? :confused:

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

RFC2324 posted:

What field are blacks over-represented in? :confused:

The common racist view is that "blacks excel only at sports and entertainment" or something like that.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Gus Hobbleton posted:

British slang is weird.


Now for another stupid question. Every time I see stuff about BLACK PEOPLE ARE ALL VIOLENT THUGS etc etc, they always harp on flash mobs. Are people that terrified of surprise public dance performances or something?

You see, it has 'mob' in the name and mobs are bad so

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Huge Liability posted:

I was replying to a thread on Facebook and the subject turned to food. I mentioned that I was going to eat a banana for dessert. My friend then sent me the following message

So angry... literally shaking, etc. Why do people so readily believe all this nonsense, especially when it's about food and 'toxins'. It's the same weird insistence on things being both all-powerful and mystical yet easily controlled with the right magic words that you see in the 'God loves us but only if we let prayer into schools' posts or Freemen on the Land poo poo. For all humanity's collective knowledge and understanding of the world around us in TYOOL 2014 there are a lot of superstitious-rear end motherfuckers out there who would probably still be trying to drown people for being witches if they thought they could get away with it.

Elblanco
May 26, 2008

Dienes posted:

I tried to find news coverage on this White Man March (surprise, there isn't any!) and I found this image on the official website for the march:



Wait a sec...




So much makes sense now.

The best path I'd the line about being able to attack people of other races without it being considered racist. That is the most mind blowing part.

Huge Liability
Mar 2, 2010

cyberia posted:

So angry... literally shaking, etc. Why do people so readily believe all this nonsense, especially when it's about food and 'toxins'. It's the same weird insistence on things being both all-powerful and mystical yet easily controlled with the right magic words that you see in the 'God loves us but only if we let prayer into schools' posts or Freemen on the Land poo poo. For all humanity's collective knowledge and understanding of the world around us in TYOOL 2014 there are a lot of superstitious-rear end motherfuckers out there who would probably still be trying to drown people for being witches if they thought they could get away with it.

My friend is a smart guy who unfortunately believes in some health-related bullshit. It started when he lost a lot of weight on a 'toxin-cleansing' diet. Unsurprisingly, morbidly obese people lose a lot of weight when they control their portions and stop eating processed food/sugary drinks every day - but his sucess caused him started believing in 'toxins.'

I'll be honest, though, I didn't know it had progressed to the point of believing that fruit miiiiight just cure cancer if you eat it the right way.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

karl fungus posted:

The common racist view is that "blacks excel only at sports and entertainment" or something like that.

It's true that black people are overrepresented in sports and entertainment, but they're also underrepresented in other fields like law and medicine. But instead of saying "well hey that's weird maybe the playing field should be leveled" or examining the historical reasons for it racists freak out about monster cock privilege or whatever.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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e: nm, no more derail.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
Stolen from a facebook friend, popped up on my timeline:



One of these things is not like the other :downs:

Thigh Gap
Nov 16, 2013

Thigh Gap
Nov 16, 2013



i donated $50 to planned parenthood in her name with her phone number/e-mail address on her behalf.

Abrasive Obelisk
May 2, 2013

I joined th
ROVPACK IN THE HOOUUUUSE!
:vince:
he still knows...

Thigh Gap posted:



i donated $50 to planned parenthood in her name with her phone number/e-mail address on her behalf.
Why?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


If you beat your children, they'll learn that beating children is wrong! :downs:

Thigh Gap
Nov 16, 2013


to give her something to rant about to her fellow pro-life, abortion-protesting friends and PP could always use the money for the myriad of other services they provide for women.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

OK, I have to ask. What the hell is a glitter bottle and why are they so excited about it?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Maggie Fletcher posted:

OK, I have to ask. What the hell is a glitter bottle and why are they so excited about it?

I assume its a sex thing.

Glitter Bottles(everything about them)

Carbon Thief
Oct 11, 2009

Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.

Maggie Fletcher posted:

OK, I have to ask. What the hell is a glitter bottle and why are they so excited about it?

Some time-out timer for kids I've seen shared around Facebook lately.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Thigh Gap posted:



i donated $50 to planned parenthood in her name with her phone number/e-mail address on her behalf.

Holy poo poo that's a pretty clever way to gently caress with someone.

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

Maggie Fletcher posted:

OK, I have to ask. What the hell is a glitter bottle and why are they so excited about it?

I just googled it and apparently it's something parents make and give their kids during time-outs to help them calm down, rather than the time out being strictly a punishment. Pretty cool idea. Here's a blog post on making them, and here's a pinterest post that quickly turns into "I spank my kids cuz I was spanked and I'm fine! drat lieberals!"

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Thigh Gap posted:

i donated $50 to planned parenthood in her name with her phone number/e-mail address on her behalf.

That's amazing :allears:

Do the ACLU or the United Negro College Fund next. We should make this a thing, actually. Do good deeds while pissing off your horrid conservative relatives!

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Thigh Gap posted:



i donated $50 to planned parenthood in her name with her phone number/e-mail address on her behalf.

YES YES YES!
I finally get to use this factoid, ahem:
For a women who is preaching so much bullshit about our lord, she doesn't seem to realize that IMMACULATE CONCEPTION is the way in which Mary was born. Specifically, it refers to being born without the original sin. VIRGIN BIRTH is not IMMACULATE CONCEPTION. Maybe if God was in schools, you would've learned that...OH WAIT

Thigh Gap
Nov 16, 2013

Thigh Gap
Nov 16, 2013

ol qwerty bastard posted:

That's amazing :allears:

Do the ACLU or the United Negro College Fund next. We should make this a thing, actually. Do good deeds while pissing off your horrid conservative relatives!

I literally spent $300 tonight donating to PP, NAACP, NARAL, and Humans Rights Campaign with her name/email address/phone number.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


That would only apply if they were being forced to bake a gay cake.... Like, a cake depicting graphic buttsex or something. A store can always refuse to sell a thing they don't actually make...

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Carbon Thief posted:

Some time-out timer for kids I've seen shared around Facebook lately.

Hm. I don't claim to know much about kids, but honestly, that seems like it would be rather effective.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Thigh Gap posted:

I literally spent $300 tonight donating to PP, NAACP, NARAL, and Humans Rights Campaign with her name/email address/phone number.

I would normally not like someone touching the poop, but I can't argue with donating to organizations for the sake of getting some old lady pissed.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

50 years ago this was going on. Just saying.

Edit: vv Ah, but the neighbours didn't drag the parents out and beat them to death like Jesus would have wanted.

catlord has a new favorite as of 07:52 on Mar 16, 2014

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

catlord posted:

50 years ago this was going on. Just saying.

Reading over that(I had to stop halfway through the section on confiment, holy poo poo) but her parents were uneducated, so therefore not exposed to God in school.

Checkmate libtard! :fsmug:

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

catlord posted:

50 years ago this was going on. Just saying.

Edit: vv Ah, but the neighbours didn't drag the parents out and beat them to death like Jesus would have wanted.

Also this.

KingJackalope
Aug 10, 2007
More than a rabbit?

Gus Hobbleton posted:

British slang is weird.


Now for another stupid question. Every time I see stuff about BLACK PEOPLE ARE ALL VIOLENT THUGS etc etc, they always harp on flash mobs. Are people that terrified of surprise public dance performances or something?

I live in Philadephia, and a few years ago there were 'flash mobs' where a bunch of bored teenagers would text each other to meet and suddenly you'd have like 40 teenagers descending on South Street. They put a few people in the hospital, it was pretty serious and made national news. I think that's what they're talking about.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Postal Parcel posted:

YES YES YES!
I finally get to use this factoid, ahem:
For a women who is preaching so much bullshit about our lord, she doesn't seem to realize that IMMACULATE CONCEPTION is the way in which Mary was born. Specifically, it refers to being born without the original sin. VIRGIN BIRTH is not IMMACULATE CONCEPTION. Maybe if God was in schools, you would've learned that...OH WAIT

Mary was born that way? I don't know what to believe anymore!

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
On the subject of regrets felt when waking up with someone ugly the next morning, here's a precious comment from "that girl" who believes any conspiracy theory she sees on the internet so long as it's in the form of poorly-formatted text in a badly-compressed jpeg:



You know, I think it might not hurt for you to be a little smarter with science. :downs:

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice
Glitter bottles for time outs are absolutely stupid and will make your time out less effective. Giving your kids toys during time outs defeats the entire purpose. You might as well give the kid a $1 every time. Ugh.

Anyway, more idiots on facebook:



This woman posts at least once a week on how awesome her pussy is. Thanks for sharing, I guess?

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Dienes posted:

Anyway, more idiots on facebook:


This is pretty funny.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Thigh Gap posted:

I literally spent $300 tonight donating to PP, NAACP, NARAL, and Humans Rights Campaign with her name/email address/phone number.

None for GLADD?

Regardless, this is too awesome. I just wish we can hear a proper reaction from the woman learning that Obummer is giving HER MONEY to his deviant cronies.

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 15:01 on Mar 16, 2014

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

Gus Hobbleton posted:

British slang is weird.


Now for another stupid question. Every time I see stuff about BLACK PEOPLE ARE ALL VIOLENT THUGS etc etc, they always harp on flash mobs. Are people that terrified of surprise public dance performances or something?

It's not that kind of flash mob. It's basically a large number of people mobbing stores or mugging victims and stealing everything they can, usually also involving destroying things/vandalism and violence. It was big in the news in Philadelphia about a year and a half ago.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

Dienes posted:

Glitter bottles for time outs are absolutely stupid and will make your time out less effective. Giving your kids toys during time outs defeats the entire purpose. You might as well give the kid a $1 every time. Ugh.

Yes, because time-outs are never given when the kid's upset with another kid for whatever reason. It's always because the kid did something bad that didn't involve them being upset. :rolleyes:

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Bonster posted:

It's not that kind of flash mob. It's basically a large number of people mobbing stores or mugging victims and stealing everything they can, usually also involving destroying things/vandalism and violence. It was big in the news in Philadelphia about a year and a half ago.

Yeah, I'm not sure if I could work nightshift at any convenience store in the US without a shotgun.

I did it for a while in Australia, but I only had a cricket bat and told one shady fella to not rob me or I'll hit him for 6.

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