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How can a comic look so copy-pasted without being copy-pasted?
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 03:01 |
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drat that's a fine splash page. And no wonder those crypts are losing 'Oh poo poo, we're hosed, time for the cyanide pills!'
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 03:05 |
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treasureplane posted:Whoa, a Nancy strip that actually feels like a Nancy strip.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 03:27 |
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Juliet Jones Phantom Classic Radio Patrol has ANOTHER gap in the archives! This one is set to resume about two months after the last strip we saw. I want to like Radio Patrol, but this makes it pretty difficult to follow and I'm not sure if it's worth it. I guess we'll see what's going on when it comes back. Rip Kirby Big Ben Bolt
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 03:44 |
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Bloom County THE SAVAGE TRUTH The wiliness of these guys. Calvin And Hobbes Cheap Thrills Cuisine Mark Litzler is the person responsible for Joe Vanilla. Jump Start always leaves me feeling a little bit like someone just stepped on a Pomeranian in front of me. There's attempted cuteness somewhere in the mix, but nothing good is resulting from the experience.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 04:39 |
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Bitchtits McGee posted:Jeez, I know I said "Dan Dare later", but this is ridiculous! Dan Dare is so great.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 04:40 |
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Gil Gil has a bright future as a Retail This is the same manager who accused a guy selling gift cards outside the store of stealing and couldn't fathom why anyone would prefer cash instead. So yes. Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog More fodder for the "Skip's on drugs" theory. Dustin I'd say it's high time Dustin learned to cook, especially after complaining about his mom's healthy vegan meal the other week. On the Fastrack Only hugboxes allowed on my internet. Heaven's Love Thrift Shop It's like anti-Retail.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 05:54 |
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Midnight Moth posted:Gil My buddy and I used to draw these when we were little kids.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 06:19 |
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Julet Esqu posted:The Amazing Spider-Man F Minus Mary Worth The depressing thing is even if he wasn't an ex-con/addict, he'd still be having this problem. Rex Morgan MD "What a bitch!"
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 06:31 |
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Darthemed posted:Cheap Thrills Cuisine The final panel doesn't look completely unappealing. Panels two and three make up for that, tho'. "Um, they were all out of tenderloin, so I bought a giant pink slug. Same difference, right?"
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Pentaro posted:The final panel doesn't look completely unappealing. Panels two and three make up for that, tho'.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 06:43 |
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Johnny Walker posted:Who is that in the background? I'm pretty sure it's the tech dude who's been helping enable JJJ in all these power suit shenanigans, all the while thinking, "Gee, I wish there were some way to prevent JJJ from horsing around with this power suit!" quote:
"If Tommy's job is legal but doesn't pay a decent wage, then gently caress him! We already have too many Dustins on this comics page and I will not have another one in my house!" I meant to post some 2010 Spidey yesterday, and then I forgot. Now I gotta upload this whole week of strips all over again. Man, life can really throw you a curveball sometimes, but I try to keep a positive outlook, you know?
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 06:49 |
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No worries, most of these comics are still within the 'Best Before' date. Piranha Club Dick Tracy Judge Parker Even the peeping Toms in this strip are richer and better equipped than the usual perverts you see in the funny pages. 9 Chickweed Lane At what point after Bill recovers from his head wound does the details of this dream get told to him so that he can pass it on to Gamma? Pibgorn
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 07:11 |
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SynthOrange posted:And no wonder those crypts are losing 'Oh poo poo, we're hosed, time for the cyanide pills!' Well, in their defense, the Phants really did have them over a hell of a barrel, there. But still, their ship didn't even have guns until the Earthlings installed them?! Gahan Wilson
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 07:16 |
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Geech can't be bothered to show us the joke today.EasyEW posted:Peanuts (March 18, 1967) I've always felt Peanuts is overrated, but this is a really good one. Not only does Linus know what Charlie Brown really needs, he has the decency not to look at him while he does it. BlankIsBeautiful posted:Hell, if they could handle one of these... They're Pinky and the Brain, Pinky and the Brain, A soup-like homogenate that you'll pour down the drain!
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 07:21 |
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Julet Esqu posted:2010 Spidey Yessss, this is awesome. Aardmania posted:Dick Tracy Is Sprocket going to drive them into the lake out of spite? Because I could see it.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 07:47 |
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The Little Kingdon Jaime posted:They're Pinky and the Brain, Pinky and the Brain,
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 08:06 |
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Johnny Walker posted:Mary Worth
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 09:25 |
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Mandrake the Magician (1941-11-30)
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 09:46 |
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Ema Nymton posted:I shouldn't care about this strip, but if she decides not to go to Yale to stay with loving Gunther, I'm going to be pissed off enough to avoid reading Luann ever again. Because this strip would really want to me think her decision was noble or some poo poo. I feel the same way, which in itself is upsetting. This terrible comic is becoming so terrible that it's forcing me to care.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 10:34 |
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Wanamingo posted:Zachary Nixon Johnson It's like they took the dystopian stuff from Transmetropolitan, and combined it with the writing of webcomic Questionable Content. This strip belongs in the Terrible Webcomics thread in GBS.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 13:55 |
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If this was Questionable Content-style writing we'd never see any of the supposed revolutionary tech except for when a dick joke needs to be made and none of the human protagonists would stoop to that level.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 14:20 |
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Bitchtits McGee posted:Well, in their defense, the Phants really did have them over a hell of a barrel, there. But still, their ship didn't even have guns until the Earthlings installed them?! They're prey animals so they're not allowed to fight back, duh.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 14:24 |
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Peanuts, in which Charlie Brown auditions for the road production of "The Dot And The Line". (March 19, 1967) Funky Winkerbean There's only a finite amount of happy endings in the Funkyverse, and if somebody gets one, another household has to do without. Classic Popeye Sunday: This one's for those of you who've been wondering when Olive's going to get hers. (c. 1942) Pogo (March 15, 1970) Undiagnosed Dagwood makes more sense with every First-Gen Blondie that goes by. (c. 1941) Out Our Way (August 13-14, 1924)
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 14:46 |
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Aardmania posted:Dick Tracy I think we've all had that dream. It's as common as going to class naked or having all your teeth melt into a puddle that comes to life and starts strangling you while screaming in your mother's voice.
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Scary Gary
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Wow, how much of a narcissist is Funky's wife? "We are the only people who fear for our child when news of dead soldiers hits the airwaves."
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 16:30 |
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I also love how Batiuk thinks all this angst and suffering and and smugeyes is ART. Such a step above those other plebeian strips. Why do I have a bad feeling that what's her name, the Yalebird from Luann, passes up the chance of a lifetime so she can minister to that spud of a Gunther? Yeah, great message there! Piss your life away for a high school romance you'll barely remember in a year or two.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 16:47 |
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Midnight Moth posted:Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog I love that lava frog thing with the ring of fire Midnight Moth posted:On the Fastrack Meanwhile a man literally fights poo poo.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 17:06 |
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Good Listener posted:I love that lava frog thing with the ring of fire Yeah, that's actually a pretty cool drawing, all hot nightmare-y things and then ice cream. Nom.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 17:16 |
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Cul-de-sac confirms its existence.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 17:31 |
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I have to admit, I'm really enjoying this story. Heavenly Nostrils Years ago, when "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" came out, a friend of mine pronounced Phoebe Cates' first name as.. "foab". To this day, occasionally, that pronunciation pops into my head. It's all his fault. 9 Chickweed Lane 3/16/2003 It's weird that you can't see Juliette's mouth in any of the panels. It's like she's got her mouth wrapped around the phone or something. Zits Huh. I'm an "ENTJ". Which makes me Kell? drat, and I just ordered my Kevin fursuit. If you give a flying gently caress, you can take the test here. 72 questions, It took me about 10 minutes. BlankIsBeautiful fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Mar 16, 2014 |
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Bowl of Noodles: January 29, 2006: The dog knows. February 12, 2006 Was the Valentine's Day strip. February 19, 2006 If I'd looked ahead in the archive I would have timed this better and put this one up while the Olympics were on. The 2006 Winter Olympics were occurring in Turin when this appeared. February 26, 2006 These activities are in the right order, except IME there should be more falling and at least one ice pack on a knee by the end.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 17:41 |
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Tina's Groove Family Circus Rose is Rose One Big Happy Mother Goose & Grimm Foob Compu-Toon Bizarro Dilbert Foxtrot
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 17:50 |
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Piranha Club Dick Tracy Flattop Jr.'s lake! We just can't get over it! Judge Parker Why pay good money for a drone when you can just grab one out of the air for free? 9 Chickweed Lane
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 18:09 |
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Guys, I think some panels got cut off the last Retail strip. Here's the real one:
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 18:26 |
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Aardmania posted:Piranha Club I suppose we're not supposed to take this as anything more than the bloody-minded internal fantasizing of the nasty mother in law? Doesn't matter. It's still objectivifying, abusive, and not funny. (Pretty much describes the whole strip, but this particular schtick is beyond awful.) I can't even worry about the stupid Yale subplot in Luann while this crap is syndicated.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 18:33 |
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Aardmania posted:Piranha Club This is just the loving worst comic.
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# ? Mar 16, 2014 18:35 |
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Aardmania posted:Flattop Jr.'s lake! We just can't get over it!
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:
INFJ I'm Dorothy.
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