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Bolivar posted:I'm aware the source is Daily mail, but the timeline actually makes it the most plausible theory so far. He wasn't jailed though - he remains free on bail whilst he appeals to the Court of Appeal. Then he can appeal to the Federal Court, who overturned his last conviction. If he crashed the plane as some sort of political protest why didn't he tell anyone? Leave a note at least? He hasn't made his point at all. Unless he just went crazy for no apparent reason.
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Bolivar posted:I'm aware the source is Daily mail, but the timeline actually makes it the most plausible theory so far. Nah
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All the passengers were chatting and were like ugh Beijing sucks why dont we go someplace else instead and then they tried but ran out fuel
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Mar 16, 2014 15:26
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Imagine if they flew through a temporary wormhole and arrived in Earth 1BC.
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Mar 16, 2014 15:30
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from the captain's facebook, supposedly
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Mar 16, 2014 15:55
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was that the one who loved dick dorkins
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Bold Robot posted:from the captain's facebook, supposedly That looks like raw pork. Looks like the Jihadist theory has a few holes in it.
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Possibly a stupid question, but why is it an option to turn the transponder off on a commercial jet?
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they need (or at least want to) be able to turn things off if they start on fire or whatever. so everything gets switches/breakers
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R.A. Dickey posted:Possibly a stupid question, but why is it an option to turn the transponder off on a commercial jet? It's in case it malfunctions and starts to overheat or something. You want to be able to cut power to it to avoid a fire.
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Mar 16, 2014 16:14
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You know, Top Gun took place in an unknown location in the middle of the Indian Ocean. That would put this plane right in the Danger Zone.
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WastedJoker posted:guys, I think we found something:
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its practically a confession get teh dogs
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Bold Robot posted:from the captain's facebook, supposedly I feel like we may have lost a goon. 
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WastedJoker posted:guys, I think we found something: Is that photoshopped? That's not a Boeing 777. Malaysia so incompetent they can't even get their disappearing airplanes right.
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That can't be real. It isn't even a picture of a 777. E: beaten like the ocean when a plane hits it The Casualty fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Mar 16, 2014 |
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The Casualty posted:That can't be real. It isn't even a picture of a 777. that's what sells it for me.
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Lots of people are starting to ask questions about Diego Garcia, which is a theory that popped up in this thread within a couple days  If the US military has radar of practically the whole Indian Ocean (which I assume you would want if you're hosting a secret Naval base there), why aren't they sharing it or even talking about it?
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Roargasm posted:Lots of people are starting to ask questions about Diego Garcia, which is a theory that popped up in this thread within a couple days They wouldn't necessarily. Radar radius around DG wouldn't cover beyond the line of sight for the antenna, and we have no idea if/when/where airborne radar or ships were operating in the area.
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In the absence of any kind of real evidence, here is my theory: No one on the plane had any intention of committing suicide when the plane took off, but some time during the flight, the pilot and first officer got into some kind of argument and a physical fight broke out in the cockpit. One of them is killed, and the other, who would be looking at either the death penalty or life in prison, freaks the gently caress out and locks himself in the cockpit alone. He then decides that he doesn't want to go down in history as a murder or leave his family destitute, so he switches off the transponder and all the other communication sources he can think of, but forgets/doesn't know about the engine diagnostics, and puts the plane on a course to crash somewhere way the gently caress away from where anyone would look for it, and hopes that he can create enough doubt about what occurred that it will look like either equipment failure or a hijacking gone wrong. Edit: In keeping with thread tradition, let's also say that the argument started when one of the pilots got jizz on the other during some kind of in-flight orgy in the cockpit.
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That's dumber than saying the plane went through a stargate to Planet X
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You know that semi-schizo conspiracy theory that people have where literally everything that happens to them is done by design? Traffic patterns, people at the store eyeing them the wrong way etc? Gang stalking, it's called. Every passenger and the entire airline was in on it for one dude on this plane who always knew it.
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So lets assume only the pilots knew about switching off the transmitters-- what would they achieve by this? They probably assumed most countries were competent enough to track them with radar so they knew that wouldn't necessarily work to disappear, right? (except it did, but what are the odds really?) What would it have achieved? If it's suicide-- what, you made a mystery of yourself and get to die knowing you'll be remembered that way? If it's terrorism, what was the point? Just kill everybody, don't turn off the transmitters If it's a hijacking, where the hell did they think they could land without being intercepted by said country's military? I dont see how anybody who is smart enough to take over a plane is dumb enough to think they can truly hide a plane with so much radar out there. I mean isnt it seriously just pure chance they "disappeared"?
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Azathoth posted:Edit: In keeping with thread tradition, let's also say that the argument started when one of the pilots got jizz on the other during some kind of in-flight orgy in the cockpit. Obviously only one blonde Australian showed up in the cockpit, and the pilots didn't want to go fingercuffs.
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Azathoth posted:In the absence of any kind of real evidence, here is my theory: Your theory is stupid as hell. Also, I thought of it first and posted it a few pages ago.
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jscolon2.0 posted:That looks like raw pork. Looks like the Jihadist theory has a few holes in it.  But what if instead it's raw Chinese person he's holding in the bowl?
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Mar 16, 2014 18:49
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Ok, time to close the thread; CBS has wrapped up the situation for everyone:"CBS" posted:Even with new information about the fate of Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 coming to light Sunday, experts say that the plane's disappearance is still shrouded in mystery and might never be found.
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Here's a theory thought up by a Danish engineer, Poul-Henning Kamp. http://ing.dk/blog/smarte-flykaprere-167056 You may know him from the D-Link-NTP fiasco: http://web.archive.org/web/20060409135145/http://people.freebsd.org/~phk/dlink/ Short summary: The plane had parts bound for Iran and their nuclear reactor, the plane went undetected because flight controllers don't investigate planes coming from unregulated airspace (the middle of the ocean) too closely, and it's sitting in some hangar in Kyrgystan while the parts were driven over land to Iran.
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Mar 16, 2014 18:59
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Reddit saw a thing and there are "reports" of luggage in the water. http://www.bigbreakingnews.com/2014/03/did-reddit-find-malaysian-airlines.html?m=1#.UyXmnNS9LCQ
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brylcreem posted:Here's a theory thought up by a Danish engineer, Poul-Henning Kamp. So what about the poeple on board?
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Of course Malaysia Airlines is still running the same callsign on their daily KUL-PEK trip. "Now boarding flight 370 to Beijing." http://flightaware.com/live/flight/MAS370
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PleasureKevin posted:Reddit saw a thing and there are "reports" of luggage in the water. They , must havr some insane patterm recognition software becaue I cant tell what the gently caress is in those pictures. Or if there is anything at all.
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PleasureKevin posted:Reddit saw a thing and there are "reports" of luggage in the water. maybe....? idk ask that greek ship how long ago was this reported
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Vladimir Putin posted:So what about the poeple on board? Oh right, sorry. The short climb to 45.000 feet was to knock out the passengers. That way you can save fuel by not having to run the air conditioning or having to keep the cabin pressurised.
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So, if the southern route is more likely - what are the candidate islands out there that could suggest a sort of  -type scenario?
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PleasureKevin posted:Reddit saw a thing and there are "reports" of luggage in the water. I don't even need to click on that link to reply that the answer to the question in the headline - "Did Reddit find Malaysian Airlines 370?" - is "No they loving didn't".
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Vladimir Putin posted:They , must havr some insane patterm recognition software becaue I cant tell what the gently caress is in those pictures. Or if there is anything at all. That photo was taken on Wednesday. That's a pretty dense debris field for 4 days of ocean currents.
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Reddit also "found" the Boston bomber five times in some random crowd shots. Edit: to clarify, five different dudes who had no connection whatsoever to the bombings.
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For some reason reddit is obsessed with combing random stretches of sea on that tomnod site even though at this point it really really doesn't look like it crashed in the water.
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Cause they want the fame, i mean imagine if you did find it Problem is, for them,is they like pics of little naked kids
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