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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Kheldragar posted:

Gevlon is on his case too! :ohdear:

Sitka will protect him! :911:

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Cerebral Wolf
Jun 20, 2008

deadtear posted:

I'm not quite sure why you think he's doing much of anything, aside from you being a deluded crazy man.
I'm just trying to play the game, not my fault you guy's keep sending jabber pings out and asking people to remove me all the time.

It's actually really interesting to see things from the other side of the fence now and how a couple of conversations happened to be turned into a year long witch hunt. This is Mittens creation, not mine.
I do enjoy the attention though.

Cerebral Wolf
Jun 20, 2008

Kheldragar posted:

Gevlon is on his case too! :ohdear:

You seen Gevlons SOTA? He signed it "The Puppet Master".

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Cerebral Wolf posted:

You seen Gevlons SOTA? He signed it "The Puppet Master".

You should probably sign your posts "The poo poo Poster" because really it's all you seem to do.

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

orange juche posted:


:downs:[08:56:02] Michelle Chen > triplleboy JU-OWQ
:downs:[08:56:39] Michelle Chen > Im scrambled


Heh. I know this guy, and he is such a mouthbreathing retard that it only adds to the :cripes: factor that he managed two kills. He got kicked out of the pubbiest of pubbie Syndicate alliances (a region known for its terrible pubbies) for being such an idiot.

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Cerebral Wolf posted:

I'm just trying to play the game, not my fault you guy's keep sending jabber pings out and asking people to remove me all the time.

It's actually really interesting to see things from the other side of the fence now and how a couple of conversations happened to be turned into a year long witch hunt. This is Mittens creation, not mine.
I do enjoy the attention though.

Yeah, because people who know they're hated and are just tryin to play the game totally get into friendly corps or alliances and then go...rat in the people that hate them's home region and when that fails get into more friendly corps or alliances. You are seriously either deluded or a pathological liar.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
So how many months will it be until Cerebral Wolf tries a comeback because he thinks everything will have "blown over"? Surely the current turn of events would extend this occurrence for at least another month and a half.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Cerebral Wolf posted:

I'm just trying to play the game, not my fault you guy's keep sending jabber pings out and asking people to remove me all the time.

It's actually really interesting to see things from the other side of the fence now and how a couple of conversations happened to be turned into a year long witch hunt. This is Mittens creation, not mine.
I do enjoy the attention though.

Poor poor innocent non creepy Cerebral Wolf. Someone sponsor this fine human being into goons please.
:ironicat:

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


In a shocking turn of events, Cerebral Wolf turns out to be Preencleeve in another hairbrained scheme to get into GSF. :v:

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Kheldragar posted:

In a shocking turn of events, Cerebral Wolf turns out to be Preencleeve in another hairbrained scheme to get into GSF. :v:

He was in GSF and got kicked out for being terrible.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Kheldragar posted:

In a shocking turn of events, Cerebral Wolf turns out to be Preencleeve in another hairbrained scheme to get into GSF. :v:

That's a massive insult to Preencleeve. Heck, if you'd replaced Preencleeve with Xenuria, it would have been a massive insult to Xenuria.

Actually, if you'd replaced Preencleeve with pretty much anyone we've ever hated, it'd still be pretty much a massive insult. Cerebral wolf is that much of a massive twatbag.

And yes, Cerebral sparklewolf, amongst the massive array of stuff I make as a professional costume and prop maker, I've made one fursuit. It was the easiest £3 grand I've ever made for a week's casual paced work. I know you're grasping at straws to make the people who know the full story about why we hate you so much "look bad", but importing real life isn't the way to go about it.

You'd probably have done better calling me a weeb or something for making three anime based costumes.

Oh, what am I even saying, Importing real life and twisting it to your needs is your standard MO. gently caress off you psychopath and go back to making up stories about people, then blaming it on others for "hacking your email" when you get called out and it all backfires.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
It's not like Cerebral Wolf (more like cerebrally challenged wolf amirite :v:) has a history of confusing real life and internet games, using one to blackmail people in the other.

ArchetypeBlue
Jul 9, 2012

ASSHOLE.

Xaerael posted:

That's a massive insult to Preencleeve. Heck, if you'd replaced Preencleeve with Xenuria, it would have been a massive insult to Xenuria.

Actually, if you'd replaced Preencleeve with pretty much anyone we've ever hated, it'd still be pretty much a massive insult. Cerebral wolf is that much of a massive twatbag.

And yes, Cerebral sparklewolf, amongst the massive array of stuff I make as a professional costume and prop maker, I've made one fursuit. It was the easiest £3 grand I've ever made for a week's casual paced work. I know you're grasping at straws to make the people who know the full story about why we hate you so much "look bad", but importing real life isn't the way to go about it.

You'd probably have done better calling me a weeb or something for making three anime based costumes.

Oh, what am I even saying, Importing real life and twisting it to your needs is your standard MO. gently caress off you psychopath and go back to making up stories about people, then blaming it on others for "hacking your email" when you get called out and it all backfires.
Wow. Reading that post I thought, "drat, that must be hyperbole. Nobody's that terrible."

Then I read back through the last few pages of the thread. How wrong I was.

MacPac
Jun 2, 2006

Grimey Drawer
come back to groon wolf, its cool we gotcha back.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cerebral Wolf posted:

Less chance of mittens hard on for me getting in the way then.

If it get's much bigger he may trip and fall on it, i'd hate for him to hurt himself.

Maybe you could tell TEST how evil Goons are and how you did nothing wrong and they still went out of their way to attack you :reddit:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Alexzandvar posted:

The new CFC Incursion fleets have been running smoothly lately, and it looks like were things are spawning we will be busy printing isk for quite a while.

It's also absolutely hilarious how many people don't realize this an incursion right now in deklien, so many dead people jumping gate to gate.

Or worse the people who know there's an incursion and chance the rats anyway instead of waiting for one of our escort fleets.

I knew there was an incursion in dek, but I didn't know anyone was running that incursion. No broadcasts, no war room thread. I even asked around on jabber, and everyone was all "we're bad at incursions". :effort: I assumed we were just waiting a week for it to burn out by itself.

Oh, I get it. The CFC Incursion fleets have been running smoothly because you don't invite the goon hoard to join in. Smart.

Deofuta
Jul 7, 2013

The Corps is Mother
The Corps is Father

Cerebral Wolf posted:

Once i've made enough money i'm going to go play with TEST i think.

How much submission karma do you have? And don't try to pass me over with some podunk comment about how you only have comment karma that poo poo won't fly by me. :colbert:

gwrtheyrn
Oct 21, 2010

AYYYE DEEEEE DUBBALYOO DA-NYAAAAAH!

Angela Christine posted:

I knew there was an incursion in dek, but I didn't know anyone was running that incursion. No broadcasts, no war room thread. I even asked around on jabber, and everyone was all "we're bad at incursions". :effort: I assumed we were just waiting a week for it to burn out by itself.

Oh, I get it. The CFC Incursion fleets have been running smoothly because you don't invite the goon hoard to join in. Smart.

One of the guys leading it is a huge sperg though, so there's that.

Margaret Thatcher
Jan 2, 2013

by Cowcaster

Kheldragar posted:

In a shocking turn of events, Cerebral Wolf turns out to be Preencleeve in another hairbrained scheme to get into GSF. :v:

My plans are foiled yet again! :bang:

Cerebral Wolf actually tried to sponsor me into goonfleet for 10 billion ISK, but instead of sending me a mail in game, he decides to start sending his 'offer' straight to my personal email. I kept refusing, and eventually he started threatening to pay a visit to my home.

e: Just to makes things super clear, this was about 10 months ago.

PerrineClostermann
Dec 15, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Where's the popcorn? This thread is getting ridiculous.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Aaand Prencleeve returns.

Be still, my gentle heart.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Margaret Thatcher posted:

My plans are foiled yet again! :bang:

Cerebral Wolf actually tried to sponsor me into goonfleet for 10 billion ISK, but instead of sending me a mail in game, he decides to start sending his 'offer' straight to my personal email. I kept refusing, and eventually he started threatening to pay a visit to my home.

e: Just to makes things super clear, this was about 10 months ago.

Cerebral "I don't know how to not blur the line between real life and videogames" Wolf.

Margaret Thatcher
Jan 2, 2013

by Cowcaster
I think TMC's analysis of him was pretty good.

In his emails to me, I asked him why he would risk himself by sponsoring me. His answer was that he was becoming a very "senior" person within goonfleet because he was leading goon efforts in DUST and that he needed the money from me to get things setup.

I told him that his DUST corp wasn't official or anything, but he kept denying it.

EDIT:

Here's the final logs of the email conversation between me and Cerebral Palsy Wolf



I'm pretty sure this is enough to get dear Wolfy banned? I'll let any noble soul take this up with CCP.

Margaret Thatcher fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Mar 16, 2014

Orlando Furioso
Nov 7, 2012

Margaret Thatcher posted:

My plans are foiled yet again! :bang:

Cerebral Wolf actually tried to sponsor me into goonfleet for 10 billion ISK, but instead of sending me a mail in game, he decides to start sending his 'offer' straight to my personal email. I kept refusing, and eventually he started threatening to pay a visit to my home.

e: Just to makes things super clear, this was about 10 months ago.

Holy poo poo this thread :allears:

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

What in the gently caress is happening right now. Preencleve laying body blows on Cerebral Wolf.

(Wolfy this is literally the lowest point in your life, how does it feel?)

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Holy poo poo Preencleve is looking remarkably sane next to CW :aaaaa:

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Cerebral Wolf: literally worse than Prencleeve Grothsmore :cripes:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

The irony is that Prencleeve will one day grow up, no longer be 13, wake up and go "The gently caress was I thinking?" and that may be the end of it.

Cerebral Wolf will still be the guy that, as a "grown up", thought that doxxing his internet-spaceshipspace-infantry-adversaries and creating fake-drama while running for fake-internet-office was a great course of action.


Let Prencleeve in, is what I'm saying here.

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


Maybe that was his plan all along. :tinfoil:

mynnna
Jan 10, 2004

Margaret Thatcher posted:



I'm pretty sure this is enough to get dear Wolfy banned? I'll let any noble soul take this up with CCP.

Unfortunately, out of game evidence doesn't typically fly for CCP.

Cerebral Wolf posted:

I'm just trying to play the game, not my fault you guy's keep sending jabber pings out and asking people to remove me all the time.

It's actually really interesting to see things from the other side of the fence now and how a couple of conversations happened to be turned into a year long witch hunt. This is Mittens creation, not mine.
I do enjoy the attention though.

It's your creation, not Mittens'. You're a massive piece of poo poo who's brought it all on yourself and Preencleeve's mails up there are just the latest entry in a long list of why that is.

Knowing you before long you'll be back to claim they're fake.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

The irony is that Prencleeve will one day grow up, no longer be 13, wake up and go "The gently caress was I thinking?" and that may be the end of it.

Cerebral Wolf will still be the guy that, as a "grown up", thought that doxxing his internet-spaceshipspace-infantry-adversaries and creating fake-drama while running for fake-internet-office was a great course of action.


Let Prencleeve in, is what I'm saying here.

Not quite yet, when it's clear this is not just a momentary lapse into sanity...

suck my woke dick fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Mar 16, 2014

Kabuki Shipoopi
Jun 22, 2007

If I fall, you don't get the head, right? If you lose the head, you're fucked!

Holy poo poo this thread just got :suspense:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I have no idea who Preencleeve even is, and this is incredibly :suspense:.

BAD AT STUFF
May 10, 2012

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.

The Leper Colon V posted:

I have no idea who Preencleeve even is, and this is incredibly :suspense:.

Suffice it to say that if you make Preencleeve look like the stable and reasonable party, there is something seriously wrong with you.

Margaret Thatcher
Jan 2, 2013

by Cowcaster
Sorry, I left out the best one.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

The Leper Colon V posted:

I have no idea who Preencleeve even is, and this is incredibly :suspense:.

13 year old kid who got scammed by goons, dedicated his life to either joining GSF/destroying GSF, got banned by CCP for posting Mittens' parents' personal information on eve-o.

He also sang The Impossible Dream in a youtube video that was pretty great.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


Cerebral Wolf, a strangely clairvoyant guy that may or may not appreciate irony.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I don't even know what the gently caress right now.

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Margaret Thatcher posted:

Sorry, I left out the best one.



goodness fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Mar 16, 2014

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Tolth
Mar 16, 2008

PÄDOPHILIE MACHT FREI

smg77 posted:

13 year old kid who got scammed by goons, dedicated his life to either joining GSF/destroying GSF, got banned by CCP for posting Mittens' parents' personal information on eve-o.

He also sang The Impossible Dream in a youtube video that was pretty great.

What's the chance that he's faked these emails to try and redeem himself?

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