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kissekatt
Apr 20, 2005

I have tasted the fruit.

E4C85D38 posted:

Did he ever get admitted to the bar, though? Without a bar card, you're not a lawyer, just some schmuck with a degree.
Yes, although I have no idea what state.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pvZ8N1qvcA

e: Rationalwiki says New York State.

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

SocketWrench posted:

Seems Andy forgot what happens when you see beer and alcohol in general as evil in the US

I saw something a few years ago where a member of the Womens Temperance League (yea they still exist) claimed that Prohibition didn't fail because it was unenforceable, or a violation of peoples rights, or that it was so inflexible, or any of that, but because there were too many non-christian in power at the time, and if the US had a proper, christian goverment, it would have worked, and all other sinful endevors such as drugs, pornography, gays and abortion would also go away.

Andy probably believes something akin to that. We know that he believes that 100% of the current problems are because there's not enough olde tyme Christians in power, so his historical reading would probably be akin to that.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



kissekatt posted:

He has a BS in electrical engineering from Princeton (though he does not believe in imaginary numbers)...

As someone who spent five years studying electrical engineering, this makes my head hurt so bad.

How!? Electrical theory loving relies on j (or i if you're a non-EE)! You either have to perform the most convoluted calculus ever to express stuff or you simply can't.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Alkydere posted:

You either have to perform the most convoluted calculus ever to express stuff or you simply can't.
This fits quite well with his other work.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

kissekatt posted:

Yes, although I have no idea what state.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pvZ8N1qvcA

e: Rationalwiki says New York State.

What is this guy's loving problem?

Lord_Ventnor
Mar 30, 2010

The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

Alkydere posted:

As someone who spent five years studying electrical engineering, this makes my head hurt so bad.

How!? Electrical theory loving relies on j (or i if you're a non-EE)! You either have to perform the most convoluted calculus ever to express stuff or you simply can't.

But you see, imaginary numbers are just that. Imaginary. Else why would they be called that?

Your move, libtard. :smug:

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
That's how it went with my radiator. My father in law, who is a retired plumber, thought it needed to bled, but then I just got some Christians over and it heated right back up.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

twistedmentat posted:

I saw something a few years ago where a member of the Womens Temperance League (yea they still exist) claimed that Prohibition didn't fail because it was unenforceable, or a violation of peoples rights, or that it was so inflexible, or any of that, but because there were too many non-christian in power at the time, and if the US had a proper, christian goverment, it would have worked, and all other sinful endevors such as drugs, pornography, gays and abortion would also go away.

Andy probably believes something akin to that. We know that he believes that 100% of the current problems are because there's not enough olde tyme Christians in power, so his historical reading would probably be akin to that.

So basically take the whole Constitution and such and shove them all in a blender? Sounds about on par with crazy Christian nutters.
I wonder sometimes if this whole "Christian nation" bullshit is just them winging because "them dirty Arabs have some and we need to outdo them"

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

What is this guy's loving problem?

Being a rich white Evangelical.

FADEtoBLACK
Jan 26, 2007
Everything will be better if we just give the Supreme Court absolute power and only elect Christian leaders that are approved by the Chief Christian Justice to such positions. No, this couldn't be terrifying at all.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Shbobdb posted:

So what? Are you arguing that Europeans thought the world was flat? Or that discovering the round Earth was a uniquely Greek achievement?

He's arguing that rigorous scientific investigation was occurring long before Newton formed his ideas on motion and in entirely non-Christian settings. There were countless scientific advances and discoveries made in the centuries (and millenia) before the Age of Enlightenment. The suggestion that Europe during the Age of Enlightenment was the birthplace of science is farcical, and the argument about Christianity being a necessary piece for the development of scientific reasoning is based on the assumption that "real" science only occurred in Christian places. This assumption is false.

QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Mar 16, 2014

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Wanamingo posted:

Andy's basically protestant, right? They drink grape juice at communion instead of wine.

As a Catholic he doesn't drink alcohol or grape juice at communion, but the literal blood of Christ.

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

What is this guy's loving problem?

Where do we begin?

As for his beliefs, he's like a lot of hardcore Christians without a lot of experience in the world. They see the world in a very simple manner, and they stick with that story. There's nothing unique about a lot of the things he believes on morality. It's just your standard sheltered-conservative viewpoint of the world. "Gays are evil because the Bible says so."

Moving on:

I think in general, he believes his own bullshit. He comes into arguments knowing that he's right in totality, and that the other side is wrong. And he will stop at nothing to convince you that you are wrong and that he is right, and if you would only listen to him, it could be so nice. He's not interested in what you have to say, nor will he listen to a single thing you will say beyond just trying to contradict or refute it. You can see it there. He KNOWS he's right and that the judge is wrong, and nothing that the judge says is valuable to him.

Andy is probably like a lot of smart people we know. You know the type: they're smart and they know it, and so they approach life with a holier-than-thou attitude. And what happens is they start to form beliefs and opinions on subjects, and because they're smart, they create an internal logic that is pretty strong in their mind. And they consider themselves intellectuals. So they go and start talking about it, and they encounter people who disagree with them because they're probably wrong. But no! They're smart. They have this logic. And so they just keep pontificating, never listening to what the other side has to say.

I had a friend just like that. He was a smart guy who was too smart for his own good. He became a die-hard libertarian, and I remember him saying that we didn't need the FCC for any reason. And I explained how radio stations work and that it can't be controlled by the states since radio signals don't conveniently stop at the state lines, but he wouldn't listen to any of it. He was convinced that the states could control it all.

Edit: For evidence of this mindset, here's Andy talking about the importance of logic, and how apparently the movie Trainspotting supports drug use because it shows cool people doing it...

quote:

Philip, I comment on things all the time that I have not personally experienced, ranging from smoking to Hell. It doesn't require "a good source" to do so, but merely logic. That's what logic is for. ...
ogic can and should be applied to draw conclusions about the output of a culture that embraces particular values. I do not personally know any terrorists, for example, but I can predict with a high degree of certainty what terrorists will do if given the opportunity, simply by knowing their values. And it would be foolish to expect otherwise.
Trainspotting is the product of Hollywood values, and one can apply logic to those values in order to predict with certainty greater than medical expections what the product of those values is. The public availability of information about this movie, including its new entry here, confirm those expectations.
It's liberal deception to resist applying logic to values. Logic can apply as effectively to values as to anything physical.
http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Main_Page/archive66#Evangelist_Values

And yes, he links to the conservapedia page for Trainspotting, which includes an edit he made about the film's content even though he never seen the film because logic...

What the gently caress is wrong with his brain?

Cemetry Gator fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Mar 16, 2014

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

QuarkJets posted:

He's arguing that rigorous scientific investigation was occurring long before Newton formed his ideas on motion and in entirely non-Christian settings.

What's your definition of 'rigorous'?

quote:

There were countless scientific advances and discoveries made in the centuries (and millenia) before the Age of Enlightenment. The suggestion that Europe during the Age of Enlightenment was the birthplace of science is farcical, and the argument about Christianity being a necessary piece for the development of scientific reasoning is based on the assumption that "real" science only occurred in Christian places. This assumption is false.

This depends on what your definition of science, obviously, but in terms of seeking formalistic and universal laws that are based on empirical observations that are verified through 'the scientific method' I'd be curious to know what pre-modern examples you can cite. I can think of one or two Greek and Arab figures who might qualify but its a very short list.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Alhazen to begin with, as I said earlier he basically had the scientific method down in 1000 AD. It's not like Newton invented the scientific method from whole cloth. People like Alhazen were definitely represented in the canon of ideas Newton was exposed to.

Even if you place the beginning of true "science" as the age of Enlightenment. Assuming all of these ideas hadn't preceded him, do you believe that Newton would have been as successful as he was? If not, how can you point to Christianity as the deciding factor that led to the "birth" of science? Why privilege it over other factors, such as historical processes that created the economic and social conditions necessary for men like Kepler or Newton to be left to their research? Why shoudl NEwton be credited for it, beyond simply being the one to write it down in English?

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Helsing posted:

What's your definition of 'rigorous'?


This depends on what your definition of science, obviously, but in terms of seeking formalistic and universal laws that are based on empirical observations that are verified through 'the scientific method' I'd be curious to know what pre-modern examples you can cite. I can think of one or two Greek and Arab figures who might qualify but its a very short list.

If you can think of one or two Greek and Arab figures that satisfy your criteria, then my point is already proven. There are more than one or two, but disproving the idea that science only existed from the Age of Enlightenment onward, specifically with Newton for some reason, only needed one counterexample.

(To start, the field of Aristotelian physics and its countless practitioners/contributors nicely satisfies your criteria, being a set of laws based on empirical observations that was developed millenia ago. If you want to look at non-European cultures specifically, you could go look at China's Scientific Revolution, lasting from 600-900AD)

QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Mar 16, 2014

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

The history-of-science derail is interesting, but still a derail. Here's something else I found:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Christian_In_Name_Only posted:

They also hold beliefs contrary to what Jesus did and taught. Such beliefs include considering such things as abortions, special rights for homosexuals, social justice, gun control, and cohabitation between unmarried people to be morally acceptable.

(...)

List of XINOs

* Anders Breivik
* Jimmy Carter

(...)
* Al Gore [footnote: To be precise, he's the head of the Church of Global Warming, that insists that man-made global warming is real, and you must give tithes to it.]

* Adolf Hitler [footnote: Hitler was only using Christianity to gain favor with the German people. His true beliefs were based off of his social darwinistic views]

(...)

* Fred Phelps [footnote: Due to the indecent and Un-American nature of this activity, it likely he is a liberal and therefore Un-Christian]

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

quote:

List of XINOs

drat looks like even Conservapedia has fallen.

OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009
They'll be adding Jesus and the apostles to that list before long.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

List of XENOs:

  • Tyranid Swarm: devouring entire planets is contrary to Christ's parable of the Good Samaritan (see article, Liberals and Obesity)
  • Aliens from LV426: These parasites live off good, hard-working taxpayers, eventually killing them. Their entitlement brands them as liberals and also uneducated thugs.
  • ALF: Illegally immigrated to America, living undocumented with a liberal-sympathizer family.
  • Widget the World-Watcher: Dements the minds of Christian children into believing the lie of climate change. Possibly summoned by or in control of Al Gore?

Suffer not the XENO to live.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

List of XENOs:

  • Tyranid Swarm: devouring entire planets is contrary to Christ's parable of the Good Samaritan (see article, Liberals and Obesity)
  • Aliens from LV426: These parasites live off good, hard-working taxpayers, eventually killing them. Their entitlement brands them as liberals and also uneducated thugs.
  • ALF: Illegally immigrated to America, living undocumented with a liberal-sympathizer family.
  • Widget the World-Watcher: Dements the minds of Christian children into believing the lie of climate change. Possibly summoned by or in control of Al Gore?

Suffer not the XENO to live.

Thought for the day: Do not ask "why kill the Xeno;" rather ask, "why not?"

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Fred Phelps hates homosexuals more than he hates Muslims. Thus he is a Liberal.


The proper Conservative Hierarchy of Hatred is:
1. Muslims
2. Homosexuals
3. Russians

This is why a True Conservative fantasizes about Putin conquering America and murdering our gays, but a liberal like Phelps fantasizes about Muslims conquering America and murdering our gays.
:psyduck:

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Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
I think the real #1 on that list is Atheists. And I'd probably put Women above Russians. :v:

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Mornacale posted:

I think the real #1 on that list is Atheists. And I'd probably put Women above Russians. :v:

I don't think conservatives hate women, really. They just believe that a woman's rightful place is as a subordinate baby and dinner factory.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I don't think conservatives hate women, really. They just believe that a woman's rightful place is as a subordinate baby and dinner factory.

Those sentences are contradictory.

e: "I don't think conservatives hate black people, really. They just believe that a black person's rightful place is as a piece of property held by a white man."

Vartiter
Nov 15, 2008
There's no sense in hating what we all know to be inferior anyway. :smug:

Mind Loving Owl
Sep 5, 2012

The regeneration is failing! Hooooo...
So what Bible verses do they take out of context to try and claim the Bible has any opinion on guns?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mind Loving Owl posted:

So what Bible verses do they take out of context to try and claim the Bible has any opinion on guns?

I think that's Luke 22:36

quote:

36 [Jesus] said to [the disciples], "But now the one who has a purse must take it, and likewise a bag; and the one who has no sword must sell his cloak and buy one."

http://www.biblicalselfdefense.com

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Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Luke 22:38.

quote:

The disciples said, "See, Lord, here are two swords." "That is enough," he replied.

We only need exactly two guns. Or perhaps it is one gun for every six people?

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
There's also that "I came not to bring peace, but the sword" quote.

But ultimately they don't need to proof-text from the Bible, these are people who think God wrote the U.S. Constitution. The Second Amendment is thus sufficient to show that god supports guns.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


VitalSigns posted:

Fred Phelps hates homosexuals more than he hates Muslims. Thus he is a Liberal.


The proper Conservative Hierarchy of Hatred is:
1. Muslims
2. Homosexuals
3. Russians

This is why a True Conservative fantasizes about Putin conquering America and murdering our gays, but a liberal like Phelps fantasizes about Muslims conquering America and murdering our gays.
:psyduck:

Conservapedia shows there is no hierarchy. When trying to approach true pathos exterminate all rational thought.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
Also Russians aren't anywhere on the hierarchy sine Russia is a bastion of pro-hetero conservatism.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Yeah Russia got off the shitlist in the past couple of years.

Eridine
Aug 11, 2011

Mornacale posted:

Those sentences are contradictory.

e: "I don't think conservatives hate black people, really. They just believe that a black person's rightful place is as a piece of property held by a white man."

I actually think there is an important distinction to be made here. To use the case of a black person, hatred, to me, is the perspective of, "If that darkie gets near me or my family or my property, I am going to kill him." It is viewing the class as an existential threat. While it certainly isn't easy to dissuade someone from this viewpoint, it is rather simple. You must only convince them that they are not, in fact, an existential threat.

On the other hand, someone who sees a black person and says, "Oh, that person is my lesser. I know this because everyone else knows this. I personally wish no harm on that individual, and don't believe they wish any harm on me, but because of their inferiority, [slavery, apartheid, segregation]" is someone you would have to take a different approach with. in this situation, the stakes for that person maintaining their viewpoint are still very high, but for a very different reason.

In the first case, if the person was considering changing their mind on the subject, all they have to think about is the one time a black person killed someone to realize that, "If I start treating them normally, and I'm wrong, they are going to destroy my whole world."

In the second case, in order for the person to change their mind, they have to admit that everything their culture has taught them throughout their entire life about black people is wrong, and that kind of realization is uncomfortable and most people will actively avoid it.

It should also be pointed out that the first case usual contains elements of the second case, because who told that person that black people are coming to kill him and rape his wife and steal his property? Everyone in his life that he holds to be a good source of information.

While both viewpoints are clearly wrong, and both viewpoints lead to negative consequences for the class in question, to make no distinction between the two, lumping them both in as hatred, is I think misleading and can make it more difficult to solve the problem.

A final clarification: this is not meant to be apologia for the second group. I am not saying they are poor misguided people who only need our love and understanding to come around to not having reprehensible viewpoints. I am simply saying there are important distinctions between the two groups.

EDIT: Chauvinism is exactly the word for describing the second case, within the parallel situation of describing gender relations, I agree. Is there such a word for the second case within the context of race relations?

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Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Chauvinism

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Except the moment that a member of a group that they treat with "benevolent paternalism" expresses dissatisfaction with their position as social inferiors, conservatives start lynching.

You cannot treat another human being as inferior without hating them. It is not possible, no matter how much a slaveowner tells himself that it's in the best interest of those poor, benighted savages.

Eridine
Aug 11, 2011

VitalSigns posted:

Except the moment that a member of a group that they treat with "benevolent paternalism" expresses dissatisfaction with their position as social inferiors, conservatives start lynching.

You cannot treat another human being as inferior without hating them. It is not possible, no matter how much a slaveowner tells himself that it's in the best interest of those poor, benighted savages.

Benevolent Paternalism, while still obviously have gendered overtones, does seem applicable as a general term for the second case. The issue seems to be that we simply have different definitions of hatred, that yours in more inclusive and that mine is more exclusive. I can see the appeal for it being inclusive, thus being able to label many different kinds of undesirable behavior as "hatred" but I think a more exclusive approach can lead to better results when it comes to dealing with people in the different categories.

Sidenote: It occurs to me that I might end up with redtext because of this :ohdear:

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

I really do think Chauvinism is the right word. The word itself doesn't actually relate to gender relations, but is actually a reference to a French Napoleonic soldier (possibly apocryphal) who was excessively proud about his French heritage and belligerent about it to everyone around him.

Hannah Arendt posted:

Chauvinism is an almost natural product of the national concept in so far as it springs directly from the old idea of the "national mission." ... [A] nation's mission might be interpreted precisely as bringing its light to other, less fortunate peoples that, for whatever reason, have miraculously been left by history without a national mission. As long as this concept did not develop into the ideology of chauvinism and remained in the rather vague realm of national or even nationalistic pride, it frequently resulted in a high sense of responsibility for the welfare of backward people.[4]

Chauvinism has since been applied to other forms of identity valorization, where the dynamic is largely the same (see male chauvinism). The key is that the devaluation of the other group doesn't come from directly hating them, the way an MRA does, but from the valorization and aggrandization of one's own identity in comparison to others, devaluing them in the process. It's not the same thing as misogyny, it operates on a different logic and pulls from different sources. Chauvinism can often turn into hatred if the person in question feels their identity or self-concept as a superior being is threatened by the lesser group. In many ways it is more insidious than outright hatred, because it can easily be cloaked in apparently benevolent intentions. Just look at the way the rich value helping the poor through charity or tips. That' sat least as much a chauvinistic assertion of social power, and it justifies the rich feeling superior to the poor, and hence not feeling that their own privilege is unearned.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Eridine posted:

Benevolent Paternalism, while still obviously have gendered overtones, does seem applicable as a general term for the second case.
Honor killings would like a word with you. Now sure, those are no longer acceptable in the West (no thanks to conservatism), but just look at what happens to a woman who challenges them. How long did it take after Sandra Fluke's testimony for the likes of Rush Limbaugh to start spouting rape fantasies, demanding that women who get birth control coverage be required to literally prostitute themselves for his pleasure in return? It took all of two minutes for the right wing circuit to start masturbating about sexual violence.

quote:

The issue seems to be that we simply have different definitions of hatred, that yours in more inclusive and that mine is more exclusive.
If we're talking about whether keeping a group in an inferior position is hatred, I think it's more instructive to look at what happens to those who defy the status quo. Someone can say "oh I don't want to see every X dead, so you see I don't hate them", but if they're perfectly happy to use deadly force on dissenters to keep the rest in line, then they really do want to see every single one dead. At least, they prefer it to seeing them walking around as equals.

quote:

I can see the appeal for it being inclusive, thus being able to label many different kinds of undesirable behavior as "hatred" but I think a more exclusive approach can lead to better results when it comes to dealing with people in the different categories.
I see your point too. Insisting that bigotry must entail hatred does help someone who believes that he holds no hatred at all in his heart for women (God just made us for different roles) reject any introspection about his beliefs because "I'm not hateful so I can't be a bigot". I prefer to uncover the hatred that I believe really is at the core of bigotry, but I'm open to the idea that it might be more effective to argue that simply "not hating" someone doesn't make discrimination okay.

quote:

Sidenote: It occurs to me that I might end up with redtext because of this :ohdear:
Now I'm kind of tempted to give you a giant red one that says "I value calm and reasonable good faith debates" or somesuch but I don't think that joke would be :10bux: worth of funny ;)

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Trifoil
Apr 26, 2008
How about children? Most people probably consider them socially inferior, but I donīt think that most people necessarily hates them.

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