The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

MondayHotDog posted:

Use your phony guns as clubs!

# ? Mar 16, 2014 08:29

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# ? May 10, 2024 21:57

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Tokelau All Star posted:

Devilishly satirical! I wonder if anyone else got that. :smug:

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Mar 16, 2014

# ? Mar 16, 2014 11:27

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

Devilishly satirical! I wonder if anyone else got that.

What a crappy youtube! :cry:

# ? Mar 16, 2014 12:42

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

What a crappy youtube!

Is it just me or is TV getting worse?

# ? Mar 16, 2014 15:16

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

What a crappy youtube!

I can only make out the fat soldiers.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 16:13

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Writer Cath posted:

Gimme eight hundred Krusty Burgers!

Withhold the lettuce.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 18:07

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Man Alive! posted:

Is it just me or is TV getting worse?

# ? Mar 16, 2014 18:22

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Man Alive! posted:

Is it just me or is TV getting worse?

Stupid TV! Be more funny!

# ? Mar 16, 2014 19:09

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Jerusalem posted:

Devilishly satirical! I wonder if anyone else got that.

Just one of the hundreds of radical right-wing messages inserted into every show by creator Matt Groening!

# ? Mar 16, 2014 19:11

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

♪ They foght, and bit ♪
♪ And fought and fought and bit ♪
♪ Fought fought fought, bit bit bit... ♪
♪ It was the Itchy and Scratchy Show. ♪

# ? Mar 16, 2014 19:26

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

♪ They foght, and bit ♪
♪ And fought and fought and bit ♪
♪ Fought fought fought, bit bit bit... ♪
♪ It was the Itchy and Scratchy Show. ♪

Itchy's a jerk.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 19:45

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MondayHotDog posted:

Itchy's a jerk.

I did the Icky! :corsair:

# ? Mar 16, 2014 20:08

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

♪ They foght, and bit ♪
♪ And fought and fought and bit ♪
♪ Fought fought fought, bit bit bit... ♪
♪ It was the Itchy and Scratchy Show. ♪

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZCZwVhiY8

# ? Mar 16, 2014 22:36

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

The walls are melting again...

# ? Mar 16, 2014 23:11

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The walls are melting again...

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! :catdrugs:

# ? Mar 16, 2014 23:13

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

I hope I didn't brain my damage.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 23:26

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Crackerman posted:

I hope I didn't brain my damage.

They call 'em fingers, but I've never seen them fing!

Oh, there they go.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 23:44

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Crackerman posted:

I hope I didn't brain my damage.

We could perform a surgery and remove the crayon from your brain. It could vastly increase your brain power. Or it could possibly kill you.

# ? Mar 17, 2014 00:04

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

TMMadman posted:

We could perform a surgery and remove the crayon from your brain. It could vastly increase your brain power. Or it could possibly kill you.

Increase my killing power, eh..?

# ? Mar 17, 2014 00:10

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The walls are melting again...

The only drug I'm on is Love for my Son and Daughters. A little LSD is all I need.

# ? Mar 17, 2014 00:31

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

What a crappy youtube!

This was the best quality link I could find, should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

# ? Mar 17, 2014 01:10

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Jerusalem posted:

This was the best quality link I could find, should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

.... I guess....

# ? Mar 17, 2014 01:32

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Skeesix posted:

.... I guess....

....wuh I... but.... :aaa:

Fine, let's see how YOU like it! Look everybody, it's Skeesix, the goon who likes making fun of the quality of people's youtube links. Let's all laugh at him! Wave to the goons, Skeesix! Blow them kisses! :argh:

# ? Mar 17, 2014 02:15

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

....wuh I... but....

Fine, let's see how YOU like it! Look everybody, it's Skeesix, the goon who likes making fun of the quality of people's youtube links. Let's all laugh at him! Wave to the goons, Skeesix! Blow them kisses!

Eh, everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils.

# ? Mar 17, 2014 02:28

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Eh, everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils.

# ? Mar 17, 2014 02:34

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Eh, everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils.

I can't promise I'll try. But I'll try to try.

# ? Mar 17, 2014 03:44

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Eh, everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils.

Let's take a relaxed attitude towards work, and watch the baseball game. The nye Mets are my favorite squadron.

# ? Mar 17, 2014 03:53

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

Let's take a relaxed attitude towards work, and watch the baseball game. The nye Mets are my favorite squadron.

That's my thing, that I say! I feel like I'm going to explode here! :ssj:

# ? Mar 17, 2014 04:08

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

That's my thing, that I say! I feel like I'm going to explode here!

Don't blame me, I'm a product of poor American education system!

# ? Mar 17, 2014 04:38

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

Don't blame me, I'm a product of poor American education system!

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!

# ? Mar 17, 2014 04:57

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Jerusalem posted:

Don't blame me, I'm a product of poor American education system!

The way America's public schools are sliding, they'll all be this way in a few months. I say, lay back and enjoy it! It's a hell of a toboggan ride.

# ? Mar 17, 2014 05:02

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The way America's public schools are sliding, they'll all be this way in a few months. I say, lay back and enjoy it! It's a hell of a toboggan ride.

We could make things more challenging, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

# ? Mar 17, 2014 05:04

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Jerusalem posted:

Don't blame me, I'm a product of poor American education system!

Did that goon just say, "What's a battle?"

# ? Mar 17, 2014 05:51

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:

Did that goon just say, "What's a battle?"

No, they quoted,"What's that rattle?"

# ? Mar 17, 2014 06:19

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

No, they quoted,"What's that rattle?"

Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint? That's a kid's tooth!

# ? Mar 17, 2014 06:42

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Capital City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying...for your leers and cat calls. Yowsa, yowsa.

Can I see your copy of "Swank", CharlieFoxtrot?

# ? Mar 17, 2014 06:44

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The way America's public schools are sliding, they'll all be this way in a few months. I say, lay back and enjoy it! It's a hell of a toboggan ride.

The kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later.

# ? Mar 17, 2014 14:14

I Love Loosies: Jan 4, 2013

Tokelau All Star posted:

We could make things more challenging, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

Oh, I could give you an answer, but the only ones who�d understand it would be you and me . . . and that includes your mod.

# ? Mar 17, 2014 16:04

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

MondayHotDog posted:

The kids have to learn about TekWar sooner or later.

You and I both know these children have no future!

# ? Mar 17, 2014 17:36

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Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Tokelau All Star posted:

You and I both know these children have no future!

Prove me wrong Kids! Prove me wrong

Nice wrap around to your avatar right there

# ? Mar 17, 2014 17:48

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