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i already told you loving girls that the plane is in Iran being outfitted for war with Israel.
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Mar 17, 2014 19:26
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Iran has a number of private and public airlines operating from their own country so they would not need to hijack a plane for this purpose? *poof* MythBusted. 
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Mar 17, 2014 19:30
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Somewhere a pilot just woke up from an epic bender, rubbed his eyes, looked out the window of his motel and saw a 777 in the parking lot.
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Mar 17, 2014 19:31
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newreply.php posted:that plane is somewhere underwater and thats why they cant find it  secret underwater iranian facility confirmed
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Mar 17, 2014 19:32
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Nonsense posted:i already told you loving girls that the plane is in Iran being outfitted for war with Israel. look pilot barbie doesn't come with a hidden airbase playset so the plane went to lego jurassic park instead is this really a problem
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Mar 17, 2014 19:47
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newreply.php posted:that plane is somewhere underwater and thats why they cant find it lol as if
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PlantRobot posted:look pilot barbie doesn't come with a hidden airbase playset so the plane went to lego jurassic park instead is this really a problem Very much so. Toys shouldn't be marketed towards any one gender. In 2014 you're asking this? gently caress.
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Mar 17, 2014 19:53
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How many maps do the malaysians have open right now with different circles and lines on em
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Mar 17, 2014 19:54
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gnarlyhotep posted:Welp, pack it in airline people, this missing plane proves that we shouldn't be flying around up there in the air quote:Malaysia Airlines' missing plane prompts the niggling thought that maybe we have no business taking to the skies
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Mar 17, 2014 19:55
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myshl0ng posted:How many maps do the malaysians have open right now with different circles and lines on em the map with the drawing of two coconuts side by side
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newreply.php posted:that plane is somewhere underwater and thats why they cant find it loving spoilers, jesus christ
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Mar 17, 2014 19:56
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also Malaysia has forfeited independence and deserves to be conquered.
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Mar 17, 2014 19:58
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Nonsense posted:also Malaysia has forfeited independence and deserves to be conquered. Putin has other matters to attend to. Send him a reminder in a couple months or so.
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Mar 17, 2014 20:00
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Lobok posted:Putin has other matters to attend to. Send him a reminder in a couple months or so.
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Mar 17, 2014 20:09
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The hot new theory comes from tumblr. This one is apparently gaining some traction even among sane people.quote:
http://keithledgerwood.tumblr.com/ Edit: whoops, beaten all to gently caress by Kevin Pleasure a few pages ago, but check out the whole theory, it makes an interesting if not completely plausible read. bonestructure fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Mar 17, 2014 |
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Mar 17, 2014 20:13
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bonestructure posted:The hot new theory comes from tumblr. This one is apparently gaining some traction even among sane people. See, this kind of dastardly radar trick is what nearly got Maverick and Goose killed. e: Merlin not Goose.
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bonestructure posted:The hot new theory comes from tumblr. This one is apparently gaining some traction even among sane people. This is the strategy that the submarine used to avoid sonar and sneak into the harbor at the end of the 1996 naval comedy Down Periscope starring Kelsey Grammar and Rob Schneider.
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Mar 17, 2014 20:23
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myshl0ng posted:How many maps do the malaysians have open right now with different circles and lines on em  Particle decay, or flight MH370?
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happyhippy posted:
The plane was destroyed by gravity waves
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Mar 17, 2014 20:28
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plane literally occupies all possible dimensions of planeliness at once pending waveform collapse by anybody knowing what the gently caress is going on anymore
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happyhippy posted:
If you framed this you could put it in a modern art museum. (I actually like it.)
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The plane went to a parallel earth and landed on this secret island west of Australia. The Island only exists in the real universe, i.e where they filmed Dazed and Confused. In other words it went back to the real earth, and away from our current simulation earth that we entered in 1999. This is how they escaped the matrix.  jk Elphiem fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Mar 17, 2014 |
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Mar 17, 2014 20:37
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It is pretty funny how there are tons of signs pointing to different locations and situations.
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Elphiem posted:The plane went to a parallel earth and landed on this secret island west of Australia. The Island only exists in the real universe, i.e where they filmed Dazed and Confused. In other words it went back to the real earth, and away from our current simulation earth that we entered in 1999. This is how they escaped the matrix. 
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bathroom sounds posted:Is that why the high school girls always stay the same age? the plane is here in Austin Matthew McConaughey is making a bong out of it as we speak
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Mar 17, 2014 20:59
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Here's an interesting graphic from the Wall Street Journal showing the mountain peaks and sea troughs that the search areas arc through. Pretty unforgiving terrain. 
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Mar 17, 2014 21:14
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Do we know if James Bond is on the job yet? If nothing else is working I'm sure there are some cars he could blow up or some secretaries he could molest.
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Mar 17, 2014 21:18
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Elphiem posted:The plane went to a parallel earth and landed on this secret island west of Australia. The Island only exists in the real universe, i.e where they filmed Dazed and Confused. In other words it went back to the real earth, and away from our current simulation earth that we entered in 1999. This is how they escaped the matrix. They landed on Rand McNally
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Mar 17, 2014 21:20
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duckmaster posted:People think it means "the simplest explanation is the correct one" when really it means "the simplest explanation is correct". In other words it's not about trying to find the solution to a problem but giving the most simple solution possible which sums up the problem. Your definition of Occam's Razor says that if we don't know something, the best explanation is "we don't know". Also, "the simplest explanation is the correct one" and "the simplest explanation is correct" are the same thing. Occam's Razor would choose "the plane exploded into dust over the ocean" since its the hypothesis with the fewest assumptions. Occam's Razor doesn't tell you what the facts are, it helps you decide which theory is worth pursuing. I feel like a really goony joke just went over my head.
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mckenna posted:Here's an interesting graphic from the Wall Street Journal showing the mountain peaks and sea troughs that the search areas arc through. Pretty unforgiving terrain. So basically this plane is never gonna get found
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Mar 17, 2014 21:27
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They'd never let Occam on a plane with a razor these days anyway. Thanks Bin Laden!
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Daimo posted:(sound of hammers being thrown into cockpit) Those transcripts sure are great: JT: Do you, uh, live over in Arkansas, Dave, or...? DS: Naw, I live in Fisherville. JT: Aw, Fisherville, great spot. (Sounds of hammer blows striking pilots.) AP: Ow! JT: God! JT: Oh, ah, poo poo. DS: God almighty! AP: Ow! JT: What the gently caress are you doing? Rick Rickshaw posted:Has anyone considered that the person at the controls managed to pull off a Sullenberger-style water landing? Then the plane just eased itself into the ocean depths like an old man into a nice warm bath. The ocean is too rough to do that. bathroom sounds posted:How loving metal would it be if they hijacked the plane to a secret terrorist base and summarily executed all the passengers That's like 1978 Judas Priest level. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60Mo_Nmydg
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Is it mount everest season yet? Maybe the climbers needed oxygen masks.
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truth in advertising
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Lobok posted:Do we know if James Bond is on the job yet? If nothing else is working I'm sure there are some cars he could blow up or some secretaries he could molest. He had a License To Kill and Permission To Sexually Harass. It's just a drat shame that Tom Clancy didn't live to see this though. Right up his alley, this would have been.
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I keep seeing this story from sources I'm not familiar with, so I'm not sure if it's been verified, but ALLEGEDLY the pilot's wife and kids moved out the day before the flight. http://www.ryot.org/flight-370-pilot-political-fanatic/604929 If true, this definitely makes pilot suicide/pilot hijacking the likely scenario IMO. If he lost his family, and his political hero was just thrown in jail, those are the kind of circumstances in which middle aged men go crazy and kill themselves/other people. Alt theory: for above reasons he was planning the Malaysian 9/11, hence circling back over Malaysian airspace. But he either lost his nerve and killed himself, or was overpowered by passengers, then no one knew how to fly the plane so they crashed into the Indian Ocean 
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gnarlyhotep posted:truth in advertising That's an A380
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Ugh I told them a plane couldn't run on coconuts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgA2xo0HYrE We need a musical song based on this
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