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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Barca is an incredibly toxic club, no manager is going to last more than 3/4 years. Can't blame Tata if he leaves.

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Need to get a caretaker manager to hold onto the job until Mourinho gets ran out of London.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
I heard Tito was feeling better.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

mackintosh posted:

I heard Tito was feeling better.

Why would tito go back to the club so toxic it gave him cancer?

Voluspa
Mar 17, 2006

HURRRRley

trem_two posted:

He speaks Spanish, you know...

I know Swansea had a fair bit of spanish players but how in god's green earth did he learn spanish?

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

Byolante posted:

Why would tito go back to the club so toxic it gave him cancer?

Pep as a player: has hair


Pep as a manager: no hair (on top, anyway), indicating possible chemo treatments?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

The Mash posted:

Pep as a player: has hair


Pep as a manager: no hair (on top, anyway), indicating possible chemo treatments?


Haha you joke but Pep lost like 30% of his hair in his stint as Barca manager.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

It'll be Frank De Boer surely

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


johann Cruyff

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Rivaldo.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

Modus Trollens posted:

Frank De Boer

dennis bergkamp

dennis bergkamp!

DENNIS BERGKAMP

DENNISBERGKAAAAAAAMP

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Cant wait till Xavi is the manager and the team forfeits an important game because the pitch is not properly watered.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Voluspa posted:

I know Swansea had a fair bit of spanish players but how in god's green earth did he learn spanish?

He learned to coach in Spain

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
It won't matter who'll manage Barca after this season as they'll be leaving to play in the Catalunya Independence League with Girona and Lloret de Mar FC

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

trem_two posted:

They were talking about him going to Barcelona on the radio today actually.

He speaks Spanish, you know...
Messi's name was in one of the three envelopes.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Drogadon: I'm interviewing Keylor Navas for a publication. I have some questions in mind, but I was wondering if there's anything Costa Rica specific that you'd be interested to know.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Tomorrow is going to be the longest Saturday of the year.

Going to try and make it go by faster by hitting up the local tapas place.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



mynameisjohn posted:

Drogadon: I'm interviewing Keylor Navas for a publication. I have some questions in mind, but I was wondering if there's anything Costa Rica specific that you'd be interested to know.

That's so cool, I'm mad jealous.

When are you doing it? I have one in mind (that he probably won't answer directly) but I'm sure I will come up with more.

Ask him who does he think should be on the national team with him: Alvarado, Pemberton, someone else?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Drogadon posted:

That's so cool, I'm mad jealous.

When are you doing it? I have one in mind (that he probably won't answer directly) but I'm sure I will come up with more.

Ask him who does he think should be on the national team with him: Alvarado, Pemberton, someone else?
I'm doing it in a week or so. I'm talking to Levante right now trying to figure out a good time

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Ask him which games his team are planning to throw this season.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Mmmh, can't wait for tomorrow match.

I hope Varane will play but it'll probably be Ramos and Pepe even tho Varane has been amazing against Barcelona

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
Real Madrid are gonna win tomorrow and I'm going to be Real Mad (get it?).

Barça renewed Montoya this week through 2018, with a buyout of 20m. I'm sure this means the idiot board members will now think that we don't need any more defensive reinforcement in the summer!

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on
Really looking forward to Ronaldo and Bale absolutely destroying Barca and flexing at each other like Iceman and Maverick in Top Gun.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:

Really looking forward to Ronaldo and Bale absolutely destroying Barca and flexing at each other like Iceman and Maverick in Top Gun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABavfazPTjo

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

NattyBo posted:

Real Madrid are gonna win tomorrow and I'm going to be Real Mad (get it?).

Barça renewed Montoya this week through 2018, with a buyout of 20m. I'm sure this means the idiot board members will now think that we don't need any more defensive reinforcement in the summer!

They said we needed two defensive signings and they renewed Bartra's and Montoya's contracts so yeah...

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
I'm so high on cold medicine right now I don't even care who wins anymore.

And by not carign I mean the Liverpool Cardiff City game gently caress off Real.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I hope it is a high scoring game and Pepe gets a haircut before it.

Was there a reason big 'mar was absent from last weekends game? Was he at the salon?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Chas McGill posted:

I hope it is a high scoring game and Pepe gets a haircut before it.

Was there a reason big 'mar was absent from last weekends game? Was he at the salon?

I don't know but he went to Disney Paris with Thiago Silva on Monday lol.

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.

El Hefe posted:

They said we needed two defensive signings and they renewed Bartra's and Montoya's contracts so yeah...

Exactly! That's exactly how these fuckers think.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I don't know why someone hasn't started a vote of confidence against this board already, Laporta had one against him and that's only because the team was being a little poo poo.

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.

El Hefe posted:

I don't know why someone hasn't started a vote of confidence against this board already, Laporta had one against him and that's only because the team was being a little poo poo.

B/C Rosell was really behind the last no confidence vote - there's no equivalent person right now (at least publicly) that wants to run for the next presidency. I do think there will be a vote this summer. A lot of people have also said that the vote for renovating the Camp Nou will essentially be a referendum on this board.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Lladre posted:

I'm so high on cold medicine right now I don't even care who wins anymore.

And by not carign I mean the Liverpool Cardiff City game gently caress off Real.

Wow, Barcelona fans mirroring their team by also doing drugs, shameful.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Chas McGill posted:

I hope it is a high scoring game and Pepe gets a haircut before it.

Was there a reason big 'mar was absent from last weekends game? Was he at the salon?

Had to make a deposit at the bank

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Looks like RM fans are a bunch of fascist savages? good thing Cesc has Beats® by Dr. Dre to tune out of all that violence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84niw5mYoXk

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.

El Hefe posted:

Looks like RM fans are a bunch of fascist savages? good thing Cesc has Beats® by Dr. Dre to tune out of all that violence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84niw5mYoXk

Haha no way, they did a version of this in the NFL and it was just as bad...actually I like this better, it's a lot easier to believe RM Ultras doing this poo poo than Seahawks fans :rolleyes:

NattyBo fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Mar 23, 2014

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

Happy la liga plastics day everyone

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

NeoNaoNeo posted:

Happy la liga plastics day everyone

thanks

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I had a dream last night that Cesc interrupted Madrids practice because he was annoyed that they were intentionally mucking up the pitch. It ended with him getting stomped on by Pepe and Ramos.
I'm 100% serious. Any dream readers ?

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

BWV posted:

I had a dream last night that Cesc interrupted Madrids practice because he was annoyed that they were intentionally mucking up the pitch. It ended with him getting stomped on by Pepe and Ramos.
I'm 100% serious. Any dream readers ?

Yeah I'm a dream reader *opens big book of dream meanings and flicks to page 69* Hmm according to this, you're gay

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Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on
What time is el clasico on?

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