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not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

Hahaha I love Beijing Red 4 Lyf ever since his pyjamas tweet.

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Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

That's absolutely amazing.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Stevie G sauced up on Sunday. Good lad.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Nice see through v-neck

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

laughing really hard at my office

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
Zidane's kids are going to be loving stars

Enzo Zidane, a midfielder, has accepted a callup to France U-19 squad despite previously playing for the Spain U-15


and Luca Zidane, a goalkeeper, has accepted a U-16 callup for France U-16 squad


Zidane has 4 kids in the Real Madrid system apparently.

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
They'll all be terrible

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I bet Luca grew up with his dad nailing him with kicks.

"Come play ball with your dad son!"

I hope they turn out good though.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

Soulex posted:

I bet Luca grew up with his dad nailing him with kicks.

"Come play ball with your dad son!"

I hope they turn out good though.

basically yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1PAjpYbttU

42 seconds in!

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Weaponized Cum posted:

Stevie G sauced up on Sunday. Good lad.



The benefits of not having a game in midweek

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer


lol Sherwood

e: bit more reasonable resolution now

TheBigAristotle fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Mar 17, 2014

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!
That owns

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!





http://gamerant.com/pikachu-japan-official-mascot-fifa-2014-world-cup-brazil/

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPjmPvp8Sw4

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I love me a free kick where the taker is off celebrating the instant he hits it.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJyYQBfVZlM&t=5s

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Where are the fans?

Or did they get smacked up and have to play behind closed doors?

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Shrapnig posted:

Where are the fans?

Or did they get smacked up and have to play behind closed doors?

Stadium was closed due to a brawl between Legia ultras and Jagiellonia twats a fortnight ago.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

mackintosh posted:

Stadium was closed due to a brawl between Legia ultras and Jagiellonia twats a fortnight ago.

I didn't realize Phil Jagielka's fanbase was that far reaching.

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

Pirlo is so goddamn awesome.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





This is your reminder that earlier this year, Sinisa Mihajlovic (former part-time racist with Lazio, current full-time manager of Sampdoria, and the current holder of the record for most goals scored off free-kicks in Serie A history) challenged Pirlo to essentially a game of free-kick HORSE: each guy takes 10 free-kicks, Mihajlovic chooses distance/angle/wall size of each, Pirlo chooses the make/model of ball they use and who is in goal.

If you don't want to see this happen you hate fun.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Troy Queef posted:

This is your reminder that earlier this year, Sinisa Mihajlovic (former part-time racist with Lazio, current full-time manager of Sampdoria, and the current holder of the record for most goals scored off free-kicks in Serie A history) challenged Pirlo to essentially a game of free-kick HORSE: each guy takes 10 free-kicks, Mihajlovic chooses distance/angle/wall size of each, Pirlo chooses the make/model of ball they use and who is in goal.

If you don't want to see this happen you hate fun.

I'd rather it be like legit horse.

Shoot from here with this wall/ball and the person in goal is agreed upon.

Also, 10 free kicks? You go until one of you is a horse.

quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009



dear god i love this

if only they would make an animated pokemon football movie where ash becomes the coach of a pokemon football team and he must turn a rag-tag group of football novices into champs using only his hot-blooded japanese spirit

:gizz:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Troy Queef posted:

This is your reminder that earlier this year, Sinisa Mihajlovic (former part-time racist with Lazio, current full-time manager of Sampdoria, and the current holder of the record for most goals scored off free-kicks in Serie A history) challenged Pirlo to essentially a game of free-kick HORSE: each guy takes 10 free-kicks, Mihajlovic chooses distance/angle/wall size of each, Pirlo chooses the make/model of ball they use and who is in goal.

If you don't want to see this happen you hate fun.

Pirlo's got 24 Serie A free kicks scored, Mihajlovic has 28. Rapidly coming up on that record.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Did Pirlo just not take free kicks before a few seasons ago? I don't remember him scoring all that many but all of a sudden it seems like he's getting them all the time.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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vyelkin posted:

Did Pirlo just not take free kicks before a few seasons ago? I don't remember him scoring all that many but all of a sudden it seems like he's getting them all the time.

I've rated him since Pro Evo on PS1 so do the math mate

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm8hE5aU0Ok

I never saw this. Neat.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009


Hes got a real Hitlery cadence.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

vyelkin posted:

Did Pirlo just not take free kicks before a few seasons ago? I don't remember him scoring all that many but all of a sudden it seems like he's getting them all the time.

He took most of the free kicks for Milan but remember there was a time when this was a thing



Also Kaka had a mean free kick for a while, and Ibrahimovic was there for a season as well.

He's also got 16 for for the national team.

Gigi Galli fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Mar 18, 2014

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://vine.co/v/Mhi5Zp0iFMq

:getin:

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


Because Sky lost the rights to the Premier League in New Zealand the options are to use an online service, like I do, or watch a replay on MUTV, which Sky DO have the rights for. Anyway a friend watched the latter and said the commentators referred to this challenge as 'an assault'.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VDgvA2EvOk

Stromae being awkward around the Belgian national team for his new song and official World Cup song for Belgium.

glasnost toyboy
May 29, 2009

Ewar Woowar posted:

Because Sky lost the rights to the Premier League in New Zealand the options are to use an online service, like I do, or watch a replay on MUTV, which Sky DO have the rights for. Anyway a friend watched the latter and said the commentators referred to this challenge as 'an assault'.

From the MDT when this happened...

TheRat posted:

Thats a stonecold red on Gerrard though, god drat

JFairfax posted:

it was pretty bad, to me it looked like he had no intention of playing the ball and just headbutted fellaini, iirc gerrard got None (0%) of the ball and All (100%) of fellaini's head.


Melting down so hard they can't see straight :allears:

ForeverBWFC
Oct 19, 2011

Oh, the lads! You should've seen 'em running!
Ask 'em why and they reply the Bolton Boys are coming! All the lads and lasses, smiles upon their faces,

WALKING DOWN THE MANNY ROAD, TO SEE THE BURNDEN ACES!

Fellaini has always been a dirty bastard jumping in with his elbows, this makes me very happy OP!

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
The oval office's even pulling Steven Gerrard MBE's shirt on his way down. Says it all, really.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

New Fulham is all about the public transport

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Slightly surprised he's not getting the team to pull him around London in a carriage as a training exercise

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Roma's curva sud from 1980

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