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Prof.Snugglesworth posted:Nah. Chances are they'll load them into a life boat and tow it back towards Indonesia.
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abigserve posted:cause if a plane hits the ocean you can find it (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_Flight_447 <- found in four days) Uhh, some debris was found from 447 was found in 4 days, but it took over 2 years and 22 million Euros to find the actual plane sitting under 13,000 feet of water, and they searched vast swatches of the ocean before they actually did find the plane.
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bobfather posted:Uhh, some debris was found from 447 was found in 4 days, but it took over 2 years and 22 million Euros to find the actual plane sitting under 13,000 feet of water, and they searched vast swatches of the ocean before they actually did find the plane. Uhh, they found a vertical stabilizer and the body of a guy complete with a boarding pass in four days, floating in the open ocean dude. That plane is no longer missing, it's obviously crashed. The rest of the debris is what's now missing.
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abigserve posted:Uhh, they found a vertical stabilizer and the body of a guy complete with a boarding pass in four days, floating in the open ocean dude. That plane is no longer missing, it's obviously crashed. The rest of the debris is what's now missing. Your claim was that flight 447 was found in 4 days. It was not. Edit your original post if you want to argue and be "right".
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Maybe I'm crazy but I consider finding a vertical stabilizer in the ocean belonging to the flight I'm searching for enough evidence to conclude that the aircraft is not missing, it has in fact, crashed. The black boxes might be missing. The rest of the plane might be missing. But the flight itself, is no longer missing.
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abigserve posted:Maybe I'm crazy but I consider finding a vertical stabilizer in the ocean belonging to the flight I'm searching for enough evidence to conclude that the aircraft is not missing, it has in fact, crashed. The black boxes might be missing. The rest of the plane might be missing. But the flight itself, is no longer missing. Please help me clarify how "not missing anymore" and "found" are equivalent. Because if finding pieces of a plane means the plane was "found", I have some ideas on how France could have saved 2 years of time and 20 million Euros.
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You're both right and both wrong. Please stop arguing and just kiss each other.
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Road_Warrior posted:With a strange shaped search area they must have an idea they are going to find a debris field there. The earth is an oblate spheroid and that map is flat.
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Mar 18, 2014 11:42
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Search zone is only 2.24 million square miles no problem.
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Get snowden and greenwald on the case!
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occam's razor states that among two or more demonstrably equally plausible hypotheses the simplest one is most likely to be correct. there are literally no explanations backed up by evidence right now so anyone who thinks that the principle applies here at all is clueless and bad and doesn't get it. thabks
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Mammal Sauce posted:occam's razor states that among two or more demonstrably equally plausible hypotheses the simplest one is most likely to be correct. there are literally no explanations backed up by evidence right now so anyone who thinks that the principle applies here at all is clueless and bad and doesn't get it. thabks Occam's Razor supports this hypothesis.
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Mar 18, 2014 11:52
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I still don't know anybody on this plane.
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bobfather posted:Please help me clarify how "not missing anymore" and "found" are equivalent. Because if finding pieces of a plane means the plane was "found", I have some ideas on how France could have saved 2 years of time and 20 million Euros. If they found pieces of it floating in the ocean they now know it crashed in the ocean genius. As opposed to finding nothing and knowing nothing.
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what are the chances this plane found atlantis
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Wandle Cax posted:If they found pieces of it floating in the ocean they now know it crashed in the ocean genius. As opposed to finding nothing and knowing nothing. Actually if you apply Occams Razer to it then all it means is that PART of the plane has crashed in to the sea. The rest of it could still be out there somewhere.
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Space Jam posted:what are the chances this plane found atlantis high http://www.thecivilian.co.nz/malaysian-search-and-rescue-finds-amelia-earhart-lost-city-of-atlantis/
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Road_Warrior posted:AP-3 Orion are searching this area, as advised by AMSA and the US investigators: I think Paul Keating was wrong. This search area is in the arse-end of nowhere. The O3C has sonar capabilities of 1500ft (apparently), so hopefully they lucked out and crashed in the shallow end of the southern ocean.
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Mammal Sauce posted:occam's razor states that among two or more demonstrably equally plausible hypotheses the simplest one is most likely to be correct. there are literally no explanations backed up by evidence right now so anyone who thinks that the principle applies here at all is clueless and bad and doesn't get it. thabks this is literally what i was trying to say earlier but i am very bad at words or am i just a facetious rear end in a top hat? LET OCCAMS RAZOR DECIDE
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Maybe it's still flying. You know how in video games you go down to gain speed and then go up and rinse and repeat Just saying
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Avshalom posted:it was the jews I knew it! I love how you loving idiots are still taking this poo poo seriously.
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Jew jism. Classic case.
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Why aren't all the world's Psychics being rushed to the seas to find the plane?!? Mother fucker can find your 20 year old dead Granny within minutes, but is saying nothing on a plane full of people who just died. Racist oval office.
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Al Borland posted:I knew it! You easily have the worst posts in this thread, and indeed, in any thread.
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happyhippy posted:Why aren't all the world's Psychics being rushed to the seas to find the plane?!? To be fair there are an awful lot more Asians, alive and dead, than his usual white targets. Plus they'll all be speaking in languages he doesn't know.
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Troll Bridgington posted:I still don't know anybody on this plane. You too? I feel better now. For a while I thought I was the only one. Do you enjoy drinking tea?
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Troll Bridgington posted:I still don't know anybody on this plane. Whereas I know everyone on the plane is probably dead.
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Elphiem posted:Mehrunes' razor > Occam's razor Alright then, according to Mehrunes' razor, the plane simply faded into oblivion.
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How much data do flight recorders retain? If they ever find the black box, will it have the full seven hours or just the last little bit? Cause finding it might not be worth much if it doesn't say anything about what happened at the time the plane disappeared. edit: Oh yeah, Wikipedia exists. Flight Data Recorders retain around 17-25 hours of data and Cockpit Voice Recorders are required by the FAA to record at least 30 minutes but the NTSB recommends at least 2 hours. This is a Malaysian airline of course but Boeing is a US manufacturer so maybe they follow those standards. AKA Pseudonym fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Mar 18, 2014 |
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demonR6 posted:You too? I feel better now. For a while I thought I was the only one. Do you enjoy drinking tea? I do too. I almost vomited when my wife called me this morning. I thought maybe she was on the plane even though I saw her a few hours earlier, but so what? Maybe the plane has become a devourer of souls, flying around the world on a soul devouring spree? I don't know! I don't know anything anymore! This plane needs to be found before I literally die from a panic attack!
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Troll Bridgington posted:I do too. I almost vomited when my wife called me this morning. I thought maybe she was on the plane even though I saw her a few hours earlier, but so what? Maybe the plane has become a devourer of souls, flying around the world on a soul devouring spree? I don't know! I don't know anything anymore! This plane needs to be found before I literally die from a panic attack! Holy poo poo! This cannot be coincidental?! I woke up this morning and my wife had already woken up earlier and was getting ready for work. I did not hear her get up and when I saw she was gone I thought maybe she was on the plane too even though we went to a St. Paddy's day party last night! I ran out to the kitchen and was making myself a nice chai for breakfast and I was calling out to see if she was around.. "Honey, honey.. are you on flight 370??" no answer.. I was just about to go dig out the life insurance policy when she showed up asking me what the gently caress was wrong with me. What a relief right? They really need to bring this to some sort of conclusion before I lose my mind. Come to think of it I have not seen my neighbor recently?! Damned shame Justin Bieber was not on tour in Malaysia two weeks ago and scheduled to have chartered that flight. demonR6 fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Mar 18, 2014 |
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demonR6 posted:Holy poo poo! This cannot be coincidental?! I woke up this morning and my wife had already woken up earlier and was getting ready for work. I did not hear her get up and when I saw she was gone I thought maybe she was on the plane too even though we went to a St. Paddy's day party last night! I ran out to the kitchen and was making myself a nice chai for breakfast and I was calling out to see if she was around.. "Honey, honey.. are you on flight 370??" no answer.. I was just about to go dig out the life insurance policy when she showed up asking me what the gently caress was wrong with me. What a relief right? They really need to bring this to some sort of conclusion before I lose my mind. Come to think of it I have not seen my neighbor recently?! OMG! I was worried my girlfriend disappeared as well! People keep asking things like "what girlfriend?". The plane is now taking people to where only their love ones vanish from existence. EDIT: What, what girlfriend was I refering to? THIS IS NUTS
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happyhippy posted:Mother fucker can find your 20 year old dead Granny within minutes, but is saying nothing on a plane full of people who just died. Be fair, it's a big alphabet. "I'm getting someone whose name starts with an A... B... C... D... D? They want to tell you something that starts with an A... B... C..."
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happyhippy posted:Why aren't all the world's Psychics being rushed to the seas to find the plane?!? I do not know who this is but I have an astonishingly strong urge to punch him
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buttcrackmenace posted:I do not know who this is You've never seen the original Office? Or Extras?
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Another one for the  files http://www.bloomberg.com/infographics/2014-03-13/vanishing-planes-mapped-since-1948.html
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Lobok posted:You've never seen the original Office? Or Extras? Or Wings?
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I made up a joke Q: What kind of Yogurt ddid they serve on this flight? A: Plane
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