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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


Rape gang reservists will be activated and dispatched to the scene immediately

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i had a dream the plane was in somebody's kitchen
so check please

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

EmperorFritoBandito posted:

So which of the Three Stooges do Malaysia, China, and Thailand each correspond to?

Or is it more like one of the countries is all three, and the others are just wacky pratfall triggers like open manholes and paint buckets balanced on ladders?

Hey Mao!

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

FuhrerHat posted:

i had a dream the plane was in somebody's kitchen
so check please

Well that's just... plane crazy!

ist
Mar 9, 2007
lurkin since '01

Given the map in that article and the reported sightings above the Maldives, I propose this new theory of the plane's disappearance:

Exhibit a:



Exhibit b:



I assume that Malaysia Airlines has already received the ransom note. I hope they're not making any of the passengers walk the plank at 30,000 feet :ohdear:

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

I know the US Navy has trained dolphins and sea lions to find bombs. Too bad they haven't harnessed the collective power of the deep sea creatures. To unite the giant squids and the sperm whales in a coordinated search effort.


AKA Pseudonym posted:

How much data do flight recorders retain? If they ever find the black box, will it have the full seven hours or just the last little bit?

It will contain all seven embarrassing hours of the cockpit orgy.


:hfive:

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Article says that the photos were "old data" and not current enough to be the missing plane.

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

Blistex posted:

Article says that the photos were "old data" and not current enough to be the missing plane.

evidence consistent with the time portal theory

your move, logic

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Blistex posted:

Article says that the photos were "old data" and not current enough to be the missing plane.

Better write this article anyway.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
Interesting about the people on the Maldives noticing a low flying airliner though

demonR6
Sep 4, 2012

There are too many stupid people in the world. I'm not saying we should kill them all or anything. Just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.

Lipstick Apathy

Drunk & Ugly posted:

Interesting about the people on the Maldives noticing a low flying airliner though

For some that is the event of the year.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

demonR6 posted:

I did not share the link.. in the event anyone wants to read it.


The Malaysian government cannot figure out what they are doing one minute to the next but I think this is more the families expecting the Malay government to at least present someone with an official capacity saying something that won't be rescinded 30 minutes later with some new punchline.

The answer is because the Malaysian government is full of idiots.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I'm drunk and I wanna teach English in Malaysia

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

SynthOrange posted:

The answer is because the Malaysian government is full of idiots.



I know a lot of Malaysian Chinese who left the country precisely because of this sort of poo poo.

Arakan
May 10, 2008

After some persuasion, Fluttershy finally opens up, and Twilight's more than happy to oblige in doing her best performance as a nice, obedient wolf-puppy.

Bubble-T posted:

I know a lot of Malaysian Chinese who left the country precisely because of this sort of poo poo.

coulda been the genocide too

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
i hope this thread crashes into the ocean with all passengers aboard

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Petey posted:

i hope this thread crashes into the ocean with all passengers aboard

it already has :lost:

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Petey posted:

i hope this thread crashes into the ocean with all passengers aboard

Are we still doing petey replies because please consider this as one if so and not if not

thanks

Ironed Idol
Nov 16, 2013

by XyloJW

angerbeet posted:

Are we still doing petey replies because please consider this as one if so and not if not

thanks

United charges money to get alcoholic drinks these days, nevermind peanuts.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Ironed Idol posted:

United charges money to get alcoholic drinks these days, nevermind peanuts.

Air Canada has some manner of shellac-glazed crackers that are absolutely tasteless.

Nut Allergies! :bahgawd:


Obligatory Handle posted:

Better write this article anyway.

I love how Wired runs with that Google+ chatlog posted a while ago.

"We can't just tell them the facts, we need a new spin on this. If this alternate theory doesn't work throw in a hot sexy teen and a monkey!"

Ironed Idol
Nov 16, 2013

by XyloJW
the planes on the moon

deal with it.

at least in space youre loved ones are freezed dried, or exploded.

sorry for your loss

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



angerbeet posted:

Are we still doing petey replies because please consider this as one if so and not if not

thanks

As an admin can you comment on the widely circulated theory that the plane has actually been hellbanned by Lowtax himself and is still posting yet none of us can see the plane's posts?

Admins lied.

Chinese people died.

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax
has anyone seen lowtax since the 8th?

CEO: plane carrying a shitload of mangosteens

reagan fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Mar 19, 2014

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


reagan posted:

has anyone seen lowtax since the 8th?

CEO: plane carrying a shitload of mangosteens

:siren:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

reagan posted:

has anyone seen lowtax since the 8th?

CEO: plane carrying a shitload of mangosteens

yes, he has posted a youtube video of him playing a bad videogame so all is right with the world there

no goontomb just yet

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Totally TWISTED posted:

As an admin can you comment on the widely circulated theory that the plane has actually been hellbanned by Lowtax himself and is still posting yet none of us can see the plane's posts?

Admins lied.

Chinese people died.

If we could still hellban people there would be a lot more hellbanned people

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

gnarlyhotep posted:

yes, he has posted a youtube video of him playing a bad videogame so all is right with the world there

no goontomb just yet

he was playing slenderman.. from beyond the grave

myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!
So if it crashed into the ocean why has no debris been found yet. They have found planes in much shittier places.
And if it didn't crash then were is it lol

PM me with the answer(s)

James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina

myshl0ng posted:

So if it crashed into the ocean why has no debris been found yet. They have found planes in much shittier places.
And if it didn't crash then were is it lol

PM me with the answer(s)

great, noted forums troll myshl0ng is here to really stir the pot :rolleyes:

we're having a serious discussion here

BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014
in other news Russia is taking over eastern europe but nevermind that let's just talk about a stupid plane instead

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

BlueChocolate posted:

in other news Russia is taking over eastern europe but nevermind that let's just talk about a stupid plane instead

love to; where is it?

Zampano
Jun 23, 2010

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

BlueChocolate posted:

in other news Russia is taking over eastern europe but nevermind that let's just talk about a stupid plane instead

Why do you care about stuff that happened 60 years ago?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




BlueChocolate posted:

in other news Russia is taking over eastern europe but nevermind that let's just talk about a stupid plane instead

Lets be honest here. Nobody really gives a gently caress about eastern europe, and frankly the Cold War Balance of Terror was a lot more interesting than what we have now.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

FuhrerHat posted:

love to; where is it?
its in the ocean

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Angela Christine posted:

Lets be honest here. Nobody really gives a gently caress about eastern europe, and frankly the Cold War Balance of Terror was a lot more interesting than what we have now.
I Dunno Obama's disappearing act was better than the Airplane's. He doesn't even need to take responsibility.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Copley Depot posted:

its in the ocean

which one
the questions never endf with this loving train UGH!!!

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

FuhrerHat posted:

which one
the questions never endf with this loving train UGH!!!

There's only one ocean.

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

Gravy Boat 2k
http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/18/world/asia/malaysia-airlines-plane/

Breaking news that is two days old brought to you by CNN.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

James Polk posted:

great, noted forums troll myshl0ng is here to really stir the pot :rolleyes:

we're having a serious discussion here

yes because this is a forum for serious discussion

bwahahha

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

reagan posted:

has anyone seen lowtax since the 8th?

CEO: plane carrying a shitload of mangosteens

at least they have food and don't have to eat each other.

just trying to stay positive.

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