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This is why I have done the most YOSPOS thing and quit my job and went on welfare to live out the rest of my life smoking weed and watching anime and playing video games while you suckers slave and toil for me. I have won.
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tef posted:there is some old loving saying about comics, writing, drawing etc that you have thousands of bad ideas in your system and you have to just get on with writing them and developing them before you get close to being good at a thing the critical thing i learned is that good software is the software loved by its users. it doesn't matter how cool or how elegant or how bug free your package is. it doesn't matter how great your test coverage is. software exists to serve people who will actually make the money somehow the silver lining: if the audience is me, i can write the same package over and over and it is every inch as valid as the new hot thing on HN
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:the critical thing i learned is that good software is the software loved by its users. Good points. I hope you're taking notes, Google, with your stupid redesigns for YouTube and Search.
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I used to be one of those types who were above the redesign complainers but when Google has screwed up so badly to peeve even me. Oh boy. And don't get me started with their new Maps.
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Nanami Madobe posted:Good points. I hope you're taking notes, Google, with your stupid redesigns for YouTube and Search. lol if you think Google's users are the people who touch the ui
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Mar 20, 2014 04:37
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I guess in the end we're all bad programmers trying to endlessly one-up each other in order to ignore just how miserable and awful we really are.
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Mar 20, 2014 04:39
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Nanami Madobe posted:I guess in the end we're all bad programmers trying to endlessly one-up each other in order to ignore just how miserable and awful we really are. SARCASM ALERT delicate constitutions might want to look away from this white hot dose of TRUTH i'm glad you were here to deliver startling insight not contained in the thread title!!!!
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Mar 20, 2014 04:42
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SARCASM ALERT *farts*
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Mar 20, 2014 04:43
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Laziness is ingrained into the spirit of programming. Its why people program in the first place and that is embodied in our posting. Just an echo chamber of the same ideas and jokes over and over and I sure can't get enough of them. I just slap together random memes and ideas together as if I'm using an API. I can do this over and over but lol if u r an autist. But aren't we all.
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Mar 20, 2014 04:45
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Finally I have a place where I, a stinking computer nerd, can feel empowered and cool for once in his life instead of a miserable desk jockey strapped into a Dilbert level of hell.
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Mar 20, 2014 04:50
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:SARCASM ALERT Thanks for proving my point.
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Now then, anyone got any tips on how to get a girlfriend?
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Nanami Madobe posted:Now then, anyone got any tips on how to get a girlfriend? yospos
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Nanami Madobe posted:Now then, anyone got any tips on how to get a girlfriend? lol i only know compute what is girlfriend?
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Nanami Madobe posted:Now then, anyone got any tips on how to get a girlfriend? neg her op
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:lol if you think
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So this is a throwaway because I simply feel stupid asking this.. either its a viable option or it's going to come across creepy/stalkerish and i'm not at all intending that. I'm simply a guy who's oblivious to dating stuff, never had a sister and not many friends in the world at the moment to get feed back on this so i'm turning to you. Here ya go.. while doing the online dating thing I come across a profile that's unlike any profile i've come across before and really stands out... we're talking 5+ years of online dating here. I send a message but 2 weeks go by and she hasn't been back online since earlier in the same day that i sent my message... I have never met this girl but know where she works... it's not the place you can just drop in and bump into her so creating a random-hapenstance is out.. but i'm curious would it be creepy or whatever to send this girl flowers and nudge her to get back online to find the message or try to connect with her that way?
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Mar 20, 2014 05:31
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use java or c#
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Luigi Thirty posted:So this is a throwaway because I simply feel stupid asking this.. either its a viable option or it's going to come across creepy/stalkerish and i'm not at all intending that. I'm simply a guy who's oblivious to dating stuff, never had a sister and not many friends in the world at the moment to get feed back on this so i'm turning to you. super creepy.
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Shaggar posted:use java or c#
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Shaggar posted:use java or c# SkinSuitFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactory
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All I have is a thin layer of irony to hide how crappy I really am.
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i decided to stop pursuing the unobtainable goal of being a good programmer and do something else like play anime bideos
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MeruFM posted:i decided to stop pursuing the unobtainable goal of being a good programmer and do something else You could spend half your time doing that and the other half just mashing together a minimally competent code and you would end up getting a raise.
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It's like mommy praising me for the finest poop I have ever taken.
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Nanami Madobe posted:I guess in the end we're all bad
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Nanami Madobe posted:I guess in the end we're all bad programmers trying to endlessly one-up each other in order to ignore just how miserable and awful we really are. Um the purpose of this thread is to reflect on being bad programmers not to ignore it!
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USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:Um the purpose of this thread is to reflect on being bad programmers not to ignore it! I'm just being honest about my facade. Come join me in this depression chat thread.
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it's pretty ironic that alan turing is famous for his test, since he had almost no test @ the end.
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it's a joke about horrific crimes against a gay man
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my vasectomy was performed by a urologist who was obviously juiced. his wife was a gynecologist so i guess she wrote it? idk/idc tbh i was surprised his lab coat didn't have the sleeves ripped off just free associating on testosterone
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Mar 20, 2014 18:57
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Is that supposed to be a passive aggressive way to get at me.
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so i wrote 80% of a flappy birds game, not sure if i cba to finish it off
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inspired by this recent conversation, i went to my disused linkedin profile and filled in my actual work history that was yesterday. today i have an email in my inbox from a recruiter i already have a job and all, but hey, that's some fast results
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AlsoD posted:so i wrote 80% of a flappy birds game, not sure if i cba to finish it off ask the nerds at #SAGameDev (you have to get into Synirc and then /join) for help.
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JewKiller 3000 posted:it's because you updated your linkedin profile, not because they read or understood what you put in it yeah let me tell you about all the emails in broken english that start with dear sir trying to get me to do things not listed in my resume 400 miles away i get when i update my linkedin profile
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you know bootstraps?? there's a company here looking for someone with 2-3 years experience in bootstraps
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Morkai posted:super creepy.
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