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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Throatwarbler posted:

I'm sitting here wasting another hour of my life, the latest of many, trying to diagnose another bizzaro problem with my (inherited from my mother)iPhone and I dread the day that awful company find a new orfice of mine to penetrate.

But sorry about that derail, Here's some car news. Every single 991 GT3 sold so far is going back for a new engine.

http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2014/03/2014-porsche-911-gt3-engine-replacement-confirmed.html

Keep F5in summit racing for a new batch of reman GT3 engines!

I'm ready.

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Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Powershift posted:

I'm ready.



Holy poo poo. :thurman:

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Powershift posted:

I'm ready.



Still better to just get an LS crate motor.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
So...we're all going to build 956s right?

DEUCE SLUICE
Feb 6, 2004

I dreamt I was an old dog, stuck in a honeypot. It was horrifying.

Powershift posted:

I'm ready.



ahahahaha yes

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

Wheeee posted:

Still better to just get an LS crate motor.

Gonna quote this, as trite and overdone as LS swaps are.

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Powershift posted:

I'm ready.



Now THAT would be nice to stick in the front of a BRZ.

Xguard86
Nov 22, 2004

"You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

Seat Safety Switch posted:

That's what Apple seems to be doing with the Carplay stuff. "gently caress it you morons, now you're just going to mirror the iPhone on the dashboard."

Must be frustrating as hell to be under 60 years old and on the teams pumping out this garbage.

I don't know but if I had to guess the team thats actually doing the work knows what they're doing and exactly whats wrong with the product and when it went wrong but the budget is poo poo, the timeline is irrational and they're forced to use whatever vendors the 60 year old finance background EVP wrangled up because his old dorm buddy's kid has a company or something.

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007

Powershift posted:

I'm ready.


I love the free fire extinguisher deal they have going on.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug

Xguard86 posted:

I don't know but if I had to guess the team thats actually doing the work knows what they're doing and exactly whats wrong with the product and when it went wrong but the budget is poo poo, the timeline is irrational and they're forced to use whatever vendors the 60 year old finance background EVP wrangled up because his old dorm buddy's kid has a company or something.

Welcome to every soul sucking corporate environment, ever.

I personally can't wait for cars to just come with a 11+ inch screen that displays your phone screen and runs apps regardless of platform.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Powershift posted:

I'm ready.



That's way cheaper than I thought it would be. I could almost swing that. Possibly put it in the back of my Golf?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

fknlo posted:

That's way cheaper than I thought it would be. I could almost swing that. Possibly put it in the back of my Golf?

Only if you call it a Gorsch.

A-hyuk!

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Kenshin posted:

I love the free fire extinguisher deal they have going on.

:thejoke:

TrueChaos
Nov 14, 2006




Kenshin posted:

I love the free fire extinguisher deal they have going on.

Yeah that's the best part. Here, buy this engine! Oh, you'll also want these, trust me.

Pr0kjayhawk
Nov 30, 2002

:pervert:Zoom Zoom, motherfuckers:pervert:
Porsche officially announced the Boxster and Cayman GTS today. Base price of $75k for 330hp or 340hp respectively. That company is just... frustrating. If you keep your Porsche blinders on, they almost seem like a good deal in that the GTS cars usually come with upgraded interiors, wheel and suspension packages, etc. Then you take a step back and realize you'll be lucky to get a couple options on the car and be out the door for less than $85k after tax. I shouldn't be surprised but was hoping that with cars like the C7 being so impressive it would force other manufacturers to step up their game a bit.

What's more, I was reading on Rennlist today that rumors are circulating about turbo 4s replacing the current engines in the Boxster/Cayman lineup. It's going to be funny watching Porsche try to gimp that engine (if it happens) so that it doesn't step on the 911's toes. With companies like Ford and Mazda making turbocharged engines in economy cars that are in the high-200hp range, Porsche is going to look a bit silly if their engines don't at least match the current model's output. And those turbocharged engines could very easily make a ridiculous amount of torque compared to their entire N/A lineup. Hell, Audi got 360hp out of the 2.5L I5 and those things easily crested 400hp/400tq with just a tune. When the $100k+ 3.8L Carrera S only makes 325lb/ft at 5600 RPM, it could be interesting.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Yaris WRC is apparently being tested. Dear God, please let there be a Yaris GT4 and let it not suck. Yours faithfully, Butt Wizard

DEUCE SLUICE
Feb 6, 2004

I dreamt I was an old dog, stuck in a honeypot. It was horrifying.

Pr0kjayhawk posted:

I shouldn't be surprised but was hoping that with cars like the C7 being so impressive it would force other manufacturers to step up their game a bit.

As long as Porsche averages $23k in profit on each vehicle sold I don't think they're going to change anything.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Butt Wizard posted:

Yaris WRC is apparently being tested. Dear God, please let there be a Yaris GT4 and let it not suck. Yours faithfully, Butt Wizard

Probably not, since there was never any Peugeot, Focus, Fiesta or Citroen road going AWD WRC cars.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

You Am I posted:

Probably not, since there was never any Peugeot, Focus, Fiesta or Citroen road going AWD WRC cars.

Group A is the best thing that ever happened to cars and now not even the Impreza is worth bothering with :(

E: There was an AWD Vitz but that's about as close as they've been recently. The Caldina doesn't count.

Butt Wizard fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Mar 20, 2014

Xguard86
Nov 22, 2004

"You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

Pr0kjayhawk posted:

I shouldn't be surprised but was hoping that with cars like the C7 being so impressive it would force other manufacturers to step up their game a bit.

Corvettes have almost always been comparable to cars twice their price and it doesn't matter because most buyers want that badge more than they care about raw performance.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

You Am I posted:

Probably not, since there was never any Peugeot, Focus, Fiesta or Citroen road going AWD WRC cars.

Butt Wizard posted:

Group A is the best thing that ever happened to cars and now not even the Impreza is worth bothering with :(
It'd be a lot more fun if the only thing asked during scrutineering was "Can this be bought retail at a dealer in this spec?".

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Butt Wizard posted:

Yaris WRC is apparently being tested. Dear God, please let there be a Yaris GT4 and let it not suck. Yours faithfully, Butt Wizard

They said they're not going to homologate it anyway, so I'm not sure why they're even testing it.

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXaV41zMA60


...what.

Tacier
Jul 22, 2003


But there's no contact with the dirt. This changes everything.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


This is much easier than a regular hood. If you're French.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

MrYenko posted:

This is much easier than a regular hood. If you're French.
Given that the Clio I own has a legendary "The hood latch is a poo poo design and can come open at speed, so you can't see, meaning you crash and die" recall, I'll take what I can get.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


I think French cars should be different and a little bit nonsensical. I like it, because it's non-ordinary.

I drive one of the most conservative French cars ever made, but it's still got that weird quirky personality to it that's hard to explain. It's not unreliable, it's got character :france:

I want a sporty version of the new Clio.

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Mar 20, 2014

travisray2004
Dec 2, 2004
SuprMan
I'm not listening to what you guys say. The Twingo is the poo poo. Rear engine, rear wheel drive, four door, and a crazy rear end hood to match. That's almost reminiscent of Citroen wackiness. I want it.

CovfefeCatCafe
Apr 11, 2006

A fresh attitude
brewed daily!

KozmoNaut posted:

I think French cars should be different and a little bit nonsensical. I like it, because it's non-ordinary.

I drive one of the most conservative French cars ever made, but it's still got that weird quirky personality to it that's hard to explain. It's not unreliable, it's got character :france:

I want a sporty version of the new Clio.

More or less why I want to drive the 2CV. That and having recently learned about it's story during WWII has made me want one a bit more. I don't care if it can't do 45mph down hill with a tailwind.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

KozmoNaut posted:

I think French cars should be different and a little bit nonsensical. I like it, because it's non-ordinary.

I drive one of the most conservative French cars ever made, but it's still got that weird quirky personality to it that's hard to explain. It's not unreliable, it's got character :france:

I want a sporty version of the new Clio.

I really wish we still got Renaults here in the states. Especially the Clio Sport V6.
More companies should make mid engined sport models out of their hatchbacks.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
The first drive impressions of the new 200 are in.

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2014/03/capsule-review-2015-chrysler-200/



:byodood:TACHOMETER :byodood:SPEEDOMETER

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


There is no motherfucking reason a chrysler 200 needs a 140mph speedometer.

The majority of the speedometer you use is likely obstructed by the steering wheel, as well, being at the bottom of the gauge.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

I had a 1995 Taurus SHO with a 140mph speedometer, and I used all of it. :downs:

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

HotCanadianChick posted:

I really wish we still got Renaults here in the states. Especially the Clio Sport V6.
More companies should make mid engined sport models out of their hatchbacks.

Weird stuff like the Clio V6 aside modern Renaults are extremely boring cars - you may as well just get a Nissan.

AdmiralViscen
Nov 2, 2011

Powershift posted:

There is no motherfucking reason a chrysler 200 needs a 140mph speedometer.

The majority of the speedometer you use is likely obstructed by the steering wheel, as well, being at the bottom of the gauge.

I think a 300hp 9 speed can get pretty deep into 100mph territory.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


AdmiralViscen posted:

I think a 300hp 9 speed can get pretty deep into 100mph territory.

I don't doubt the ability(although it will probably be goverened to 110mph.), i doubt the need and chance of it happening outside of an LA car chase in 15 years.

VERTiG0
Jul 11, 2001

go move over bro

Powershift posted:

There is no motherfucking reason a chrysler 200 needs a 140mph speedometer.

The majority of the speedometer you use is likely obstructed by the steering wheel, as well, being at the bottom of the gauge.

Most cars have stupid high speedometers, why is this surprising to you that it's in a Chrysler? And how high would you have your steering column adjusted such that the bottom of the speedometer wouldn't be visible? Sounds like driving a bus.

2009 Corolla:

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Seat Safety Switch posted:

They said they're not going to homologate it anyway, so I'm not sure why they're even testing it.

The 2,500 production run homologation rule made for some of the best cars in the world.

They're probably testing it because Volkswagon have come straight in and dominated it they won't just be facing an ailing PSA team and Hyundai anymore.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


VERTiG0 posted:

Most cars have stupid high speedometers, why is this surprising to you that it's in a Chrysler? And how high would you have your steering column adjusted such that the bottom of the speedometer wouldn't be visible? Sounds like driving a bus.

2009 Corolla:



I've got a 260 kph speedo in a car that will barely hit 215 at the limiter in 5th. I don't think Peugeot has ever made a car that will do more than 230.

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Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Japanese domestic cars all stop at 180km/h

by 180 in 5th the engine is about 2k shy of redline, I can only imagine a R34 GTR would be at 180 at the bottom of 6th or something.

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