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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's a pornography thread. I was posting pornography. :downs:

Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that. :haw:

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe



And now, for what you all came here to see: hardcore nudity!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

And now, for what you all came here to see: hardcore nudity!

IMJack is not here. We have searched every square inch of this thread and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Jerusalem posted:

Man Alive!, there's not a man alive who wouldn't be turned on by that :stare:




.....well, good night! :tipshat:

Oh MargeJerusalem . . . I was just watching women's volleyball on ESPN . . .

Tokelau All Star fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Mar 20, 2014

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Tokelau All Star posted:

Oh MargeJerusalem . . . I was just watching women's volleyball on ESPN . . .

Good for what ails ya...

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

Good for what ails ya...

Sometimes you just gotta spoil yerself!spoil yerself!spoil yerself!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Sometimes you just gotta spoil yerself!spoil yerself!spoil yerself!

All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Tokelau All Star posted:

Oh MargeJerusalem . . . I was just watching women's volleyball on ESPN . . .
Isn't it wonderful? Tokelau has finally found a true love.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Hogburto posted:

Isn't it wonderful? Tokelau has finally found a true love.

Isn't that cute! He thinks he's one of the Models, Inc.!

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Isn't that cute! He thinks he's one of the Models, Inc.!

The bigger they get, the cuter they ain't.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Hogburto posted:

Isn't it wonderful? Tokelau has finally found a true love.

Hey, we're out of these "new love" quotes.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Hogburto posted:

Isn't it wonderful? Tokelau has finally found a true love.

Everyone who has found true love may leave the thread early today. :smithicide:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

mrfart posted:

All right, I will buy it. It'll be good for the economy.

OK who ordered the London symphony orchestra?

Possibly while high?

Mrfart I'm looking in your direction...

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Skeesix posted:

OK who ordered the London symphony orchestra?

Possibly while high?

Mrfart I'm looking in your direction...

Now I have learned that most of the orchestra is having their appendixes removed, so without further ado, I give you the remnants of the Springfield Elementary School Orchestra: on saxophone, Skeesix. On triangle, jscolon2.0, and with a flute up his nose, The Dark One!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now I have learned that most of the orchestra is having their appendixes removed, so without further ado, I give you the remnants of the Springfield Elementary School Orchestra: on saxophone, Skeesix. On triangle, jscolon2.0, and with a flute up his nose, The Dark One!

That's some nice flutin', boy.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now I have learned that most of the orchestra is having their appendixes removed, so without further ado, I give you the remnants of the Springfield Elementary School Orchestra: on saxophone, Skeesix. On triangle, jscolon2.0, and with a flute up his nose, The Dark One!

They will be playing "Stars and Stripes Forever", hopefully not forever.

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Do over Ham posted:

They will be playing "Stars and Stripes Forever", hopefully not forever.

No way, man. We're gonna keep on rockin' forever! ForeverForever

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now I have learned that most of the orchestra is having their appendixes removed, so without further ado, I give you the remnants of the Springfield Elementary School Orchestra: on saxophone, Skeesix. On triangle, jscolon2.0, and with a flute up his nose, The Dark One!

Well that was a close one Charlie but you made it!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Technogeek posted:

No way, man. We're gonna keep on rockin' forever! ForeverForever

1-2-3 o'clock 4 o'clock rock...
We're gonna rock around the world tonight...

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Drink-Mix Man posted:

1-2-3 o'clock 4 o'clock rock...
We're gonna rock around the world tonight...

They weren’t all happy days...like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Technogeek posted:

No way, man. We're gonna keep on rockin' forever! ForeverForever

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

1-2-3 o'clock 4 o'clock rock...
We're gonna rock around the world tonight...

Wait a minute, this sounds like Rock And/Or Roll!

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists
OK, hotshots, now that my Skeesix is on your team, I want to make a few things clear. I don't want anyone to give him a hard time just because he's different: no jokes, no taunting...

:haw:

Look, that goon's got bosoms! Who's got a wet towel?

:black101:

Come here, you butterball!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

They weren’t all happy days...like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.

Well I've always believed in the three Rs. Reading TV Guide... writing to TV Guide... and, uh, renewing TV Guide!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Bjay9 posted:

OK, hotshots, now that my Skeesix is on your team, I want to make a few things clear. I don't want anyone to give him a hard time just because he's different: no jokes, no taunting...

:haw:

Look, that goon's got bosoms! Who's got a wet towel?

:black101:

Come here, you butterball!

And yet, I feel a great sadness...
... in my bosom.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

They weren’t all happy days...like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.

America's greatest citizen summed up in one piece of clothing...

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

MondayHotDog posted:

America's greatest citizen summed up in one piece of clothing...
The Lord gave us the atoms, and it's up to us to make 'em dance!

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Hogburto posted:

The Lord gave us the atoms, and it's up to us to make 'em dance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbsiZQganXc

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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How about we play the basketball? I'm no Harvey Globetrotter, but...

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Hogburto posted:

The Lord gave us the atoms, and it's up to us to make 'em dance!

You can't treat the working man this way. One day, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

How about we play the basketball? I'm no Harvey Globetrotter, but...

He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take it!

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

They were using a freakin' ladder for God's sake!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

TMMadman posted:

You can't treat the working man this way. One day, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!

No need to panic. There is a map to the hospital on the back of the menu.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Drink-Mix Man posted:

He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take it!

The ball is turning into a fat bald guy! And it's no good, and you know what we say every time something strange happens, it's good that Do Over Ham did that, it's very good!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

TMMadman posted:

You can't treat the working man this way. One day, we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!

Eye of the Tiger, Mouth of a Teamster!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



jscolon2.0 posted:

Eye of the Tiger, Mouth of a Teamster!

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

I won't post in the same thread with a goon who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going to go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- eh, goodnight.

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Man Alive! posted:

I won't post in the same thread with a goon who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going to go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- eh, goodnight.

There's a box you can sleep in. Just move that cot out of the way.

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