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By day, he is the president. But as soon as the clock hits six o'clock it's off to the communal white house gym to bury his face in the laundry hamper.
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DemeaninDemon posted:You've never heard of prosperity gospel have you? Sure, it's just that with every utterance they proclaim their ignorance of their own religion at a deafening volume.
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Mar 20, 2014 21:12
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Why is basketball the, of all things, penultimate example of diversity? It's exactly the second purest example? What's the ultimate example? Or the antepenultimate example for that matter? I want to see the diversity rankings, freep! 
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Mar 20, 2014 21:32
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VitalSigns posted:Why is basketball the, of all things, penultimate example of diversity? It's exactly the second purest example?  The antepenultimate example is that people say mean things to them when they complain about urban feral Amish, which is a clear violation of their First Amendment rights, just like removing prayer from schools was.
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Mar 20, 2014 21:44
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Someone needs to hook freep up with Caste Football. Sometimes I think not hating Jews is the only thing keeping freep from being actual white nationalists.
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Mar 20, 2014 21:48
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VitalSigns posted:Why is basketball the, of all things, penultimate example of diversity? It's exactly the second purest example? MLS is apparently the most diverse league in the US.
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Mar 20, 2014 22:03
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robotsinmyhead posted:
Uh, no he wasn't. The closest he came to military service was with the KGB, in which he served as a counter-espionage officer in East Germany keeping tabs on the puppet government.
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Mar 20, 2014 22:17
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Darkman Fanpage posted:
Yes but you see being in the KGB is way more difficult than being in our mamby pamby, gay homosexual agenda military. Your move libtard 
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Mar 20, 2014 23:01
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I also assume that "Kerry decided to sit in the kumbaya circle with the hippies" is code for "Won a bronze star and awarded 3 purple hearts whilst serving in Vietnam"
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Mar 20, 2014 23:10
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Darkman Fanpage posted:
No idea if he had a way to duck it, but the USSR did practice universal male conscription so there's a decent chance he did a couple years in a motorized rifle division at one point or another. Of course, if he had family that was prominent in the Party he probably could have gotten out of it had he wanted to, and there's also the chance his early KGB career covered the service requirements.
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Mar 20, 2014 23:12
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Deptfordx posted:I also assume that "Kerry decided to sit in the kumbaya circle with the hippies" Assume I put the obligatory photo of the woman with the purple heart bandaid and the punchable face right here. And then I put that political cartoon afterwards, with 'the appeaser vs. the warrior'. Most of the time, there's no value to analyzing the underlying causes of freep thought beyond 'My tribe good, your tribe bad.' Trying to actually understand why these mouth-breathers think the way they do is just a road to frustration and madness.
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Mar 20, 2014 23:16
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PHYSICIST: BIG BANG BREAKTHROUGH 'CONFIRMS CREATION'OP posted:An Israeli physicist says the breakthrough scientific discovery of further evidence of the Big Bang theory, which some are calling “cosmology’s missing link,” confirms the universe was created. quote:Those of us who believe in God know this, but it's nice to see science catching up. quote:To: jsanders2001 quote:To: smoothsailing quote:To: Lou Budvis Putin: The Mask Comes Off, But Will Anybody Care? Ahahahahaha, elhombrelibre has had enough of freep's Putin mancrush  quote:To: neverdem quote:To: neverdem quote:To: elhombrelibre quote:To: neverdem  ------------------------ Interview: L.A. Street Artist Behind the Ted Cruz Bad Boy Posters Speaks Out quote:To: anymouse quote:To: ScottinVA quote:To: anymouse
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Mar 20, 2014 23:36
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quote:To: anymouse Just say no to degenerate art! 
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Mar 20, 2014 23:42
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I'll confess that seeing a few of these old dinosaurs realize "hey maybe admiring a ex-KGB agent who's invading other countries isn't a very American thing to do" is a refreshing change of pace, even if they continue to be aggressively lovely in pretty much every other regard. That said, the infighting on this topic is hilarious and I'm guessing that it'll be the cause of another whiskey-fueled mass banning as soon as Jimrob decides which position to take.
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VitalSigns posted:Why is basketball the, of all things, penultimate example of diversity? It's exactly the second purest example? They don't know the definition of "penultimate," and think it means "ultimate ultimate, so super ultimate it can't be argued against. Bright shining example of ultimateness." 
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Wizard of Smart posted:They don't know the definition of "penultimate," and think it means "ultimate ultimate, so super ultimate it can't be argued against. Bright shining example of ultimateness." Yes I believe that is what VitalSigns was going for thanks for filling us in.
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isildur posted:
You've got to remember that these are just simple Freepers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...
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Mar 21, 2014 00:45
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Unzip and Attack posted:My absolute favorite thing about Christian fascists is that they never, ever, mention the love of money among the sins that are "destroying the nation". Greed and love of earthly possessions was the number one sin Jesus preached against and it's just so painfully obvious they have never even loving read the New Testament even though it's a very short, easy read. I've occasionally seen evangelicals decrying love of money, but their angle is always that poor people want to raise taxes on rich people purely out of greed and laziness. Quit obsessing over money, poor people! quote:To: x1stcav This Freeper's being sarcastic, but...
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Mar 21, 2014 00:50
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Freepers: Basically we're all racists
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quote:As far as art in general, it’s truly depressing that art was predominantly hijacked by the leftists to further their culture war. I’d love to see a resurgence of both passionately traditionalist art that celebrates civilization-strengthening themes and values as well as independent (truly rebel) art for all the true individualists out there that live liberty. So he basically wants to bring back WWII propaganda posters?
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Mar 21, 2014 01:12
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So what will Freeper Reality say when these crippling economic sanctions work?
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Mar 21, 2014 01:17
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Plinkey posted:So he basically wants to bring back WWII propaganda posters? Probably more along the lines of Washington Crossing the Delaware. We were too socialist during WW2, the government told people what to build.
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Mar 21, 2014 01:22
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They want the Norman Rockwell who drew for the Saturday Evening Post, not the Norman Rockwell who drew Southern Justice.
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Mar 21, 2014 01:36
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Basically just meticulously detailed oil paintings depicting idealized versions of historical or otherwise realistic events (with the exception of Biblical themes). That is the only acceptable art.
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From the "Johnny Weir and his husband split up" thread:quote:Can you get any creepier than this rip roaring sexually confused monster? But I still refuse to use homoseuxal stereotypes to call him a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper, a brown-wind-loving pole pushing vacuum-lipped anal warrior, a carrot-swallowing poodle owning skipping little hotdog-eater, a chalk-licking lavender sniffing cheeky merrymonkey pole-vaulter, a cigar smoking giggling little donut-puncher, a Crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy, a feminine-acting, stick-twiddling parade-marching ball-juggler, a gerbil-feeding flower sniffing rainbow-squatting bottoms-up boy, a giggling little donut-puncher, a glitter-loving tail-tickling Cleveland Steamer pooftah, a ham-slamming organ grinder, a latte-swilling, boy-texting pump-a-loaf bread-boffer, a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey , a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge, a merrily-hopping NPR-listening musical-favoring chin-trauma patient, a merry delicate lightly-prancing dress-favoring protein-burper, a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny , a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar , a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagellator, a quiche-slurping, glitter-coated nimble-dancer, a rose-sprinkling, first-chair rusty-trombone pole-vaulter, a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess, a sibilant-s-pronouncing girl-drink-swilling fruity little balltender, a silent-screaming bed-bouncing pump-wearing butt pilot, a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter, a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter , a soap-dropping, spanks-wearing, cabana-boy-loving. It's kind of an impressive list. I bet some of those will be used for Obama in the future. Link to post: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3135472/posts
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katium posted:From the "Johnny Weir and his husband split up" thread: Have they stopped using FDRQ?
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Mar 21, 2014 02:11
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I notice he never put a noun at the end of that list of modifiers.
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Mar 21, 2014 02:11
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katium posted:From the "Johnny Weir and his husband split up" thread: Summed up as "He's not very masculine and probably enjoys butt stuff". It is impressive how creative the hate can get.
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Mar 21, 2014 02:14
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The most horrible part of those Ted Cruz posters? Some of those Freepers were typing their responses with one hand. You know they were. I mean, you just KNOW they were.
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Mar 21, 2014 02:16
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katium posted:From the "Johnny Weir and his husband split up" thread: I just realized: remember the Freeper tears from Election Day 2012? The sheer amount of those tears will be eclipsed by them the day a state appeal on gay marriage goes to the Supreme Court, and the ban gets forcibly overturned there and everywhere else and gays can legally marry everywhere in the country. And with TX being one appeal away, it could happen as early as next year. The only thing that might make them rage and cry more than a black man getting re-elected President of their country, would be gays being able to marry everywhere in their country and states not seceding over it. If they're willing to write that much words about it, they'll definitely cry about it. We might have to get bigger mugs.
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Chandragupta posted:Someone needs to hook freep up with Caste Football. Sometimes I think not hating Jews is the only thing keeping freep from being actual white nationalists. caste football posted:Under the current Minority Occupation Government, the historic American nation exists only to be exploited....  Well these guys are true wordsmiths.
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Yes. Yes I do.quote:HEY AMERICA! GO F YOURSELF! YOU WANT SOCIALISM? YOU CAN HAVE IT! quote:Welcome to ghetto nation. quote:UNFRIGGINGBELIEVABLE.. Welcome to the welfare nation.. Thanks to WOMEN, STUDENTS, LATINOS, GAYS, EVIROMANIACS, and the number one reason for our slouching to socialism.. RACISM, from Black Americans! quote:Fox just showed a national popular vote by county, and the WHOLE COUNTRY IS RED, except for small coastal areas and fringes of our geography. I'm convinced beyond any doubt that the voter fraud is being done in the mass populated areas that require no ID to vote. quote:Xanax and wine dont dull the pain. Kitty in my lap all nightt. If only he knew the evil that resides in me now. Tomorrow i join a militia and start the next civil war to rid our country of garbage. quote:I didnt start crying til I heard Romney speak..thats when it hit me, that America died tonight..even when I heard that Obama won it didnt sink in, but when I saw Romney speak, and seeing his beautiful wife Ann, who I know would have made such a wonderful first lady..it sunk in..America as we know it is finished..Socialism and Communism are the “new normal.” People want freebies instead of freedom. I didnt want to believe it til I see it with my own eyes, tonight I saw it..Our founding fathers are weeping tonight quote:This election could possibly be the last reflecting Caucasians in any type of power position in this country, and do not think for one instant that the south of the border types and Negroes will be one tenth as nice to Caucasians as we were to them for during the existence of our Country.
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quote:Xanax and wine dont dull the pain. Kitty in my lap all nightt. If only he knew the evil that resides in me now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hn7xNSHGgU
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Freepers: Xanax and wine dont dull the pain. All these moments will be lost in time, like freeper tears in the rain...
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Mar 21, 2014 02:47
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Georgia Peach posted:To: nickcarraway 
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Mar 21, 2014 02:57
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Heh. Sandpit has only posted once since then. e: it appears he was never a very active poster
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Stultus Maximus posted:Fox just showed a national popular vote by county, and the WHOLE COUNTRY IS RED, except for small coastal areas and fringes of our geography. I'm convinced beyond any doubt that the voter fraud is being done in the mass populated areas that require no ID to vote.  Just look at all that red. I don't understand! HOW DID HE WIN?!?!?! Stultus Maximus posted:This election could possibly be the last reflecting Caucasians in any type of power position in this country, and do not think for one instant that the south of the border types and Negroes will be one tenth as nice to Caucasians as we were to them for during the existence of our Country.
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Mar 21, 2014 03:05
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Hrm... I wonder what it is about Ann Romney that makes that Freeper find her so much more beautiful and wonderful than Michelle Obama... Wait, no I don't.
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Ann Romney reminds me of that line from Goldfinger (the novel) "he had the glazed eyes of a person who is either very rich or very dead."
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