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IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Alter Ego posted:

What am I missing here?

Your assassin.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Alter Ego posted:

What am I missing here?

The Predator.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Alter Ego posted:

What am I missing here?

Probably the Chinese dude.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Jerry Cotton posted:

Probably the Chinese dude.

Come on, dude. Like, yeah, she's kinda frumpy but that's a little harsh, don't you think?

e: vvvvvvvvv Aaaaaah oh my god!


$11.99 for pumpkins of that size?! That's practically highway robbery! <:mad:>

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Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
The lovely jpeg compression makes it really hard to spot. In a higher-res picture, you'd see it instantly.


IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Alter Ego posted:

What am I missing here?

The ninja waiting to kill you in the produce section.

It's a little easier to see if the picture is smaller.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

dijon du jour posted:

Come on, dude. Like, yeah, she's kinda frumpy but that's a little harsh, don't you think?

e: vvvvvvvvv Aaaaaah oh my god!


$11.99 for pumpkins of that size?! That's practically highway robbery! <:mad:>

That's RMB, most likely. That's like $2.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

bpower
Feb 19, 2011

Sadly I possibly would.

Edit : Or is that :thejoke: :ohdear:

bpower has a new favorite as of 00:02 on Mar 21, 2014

Hummingbirds
Feb 17, 2011

Every time I've seen that picture I just chuckled to myself at the words but drat, that woman has one very long arm, huh?

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

Hummingbirds posted:

Every time I've seen that picture I just chuckled to myself at the words but drat, that woman has one very long arm, huh?

Yeah that has to be a Photoshop mistake... right? That's like an alien arm.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

cowboythreespeech posted:

Yeah that has to be a Photoshop mistake... right? That's like an alien arm.

She'd be a hell of a trombone player.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Hummingbirds posted:

Every time I've seen that picture I just chuckled to myself at the words but drat, that woman has one very long arm, huh?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Is this the British weekly world news? Or is the average British grocery shopper just that dumb?

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Is this the British weekly world news?

According to Wikipedia, yes but with more topless women. Also they've done this before:

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

mrkillboy posted:

According to Wikipedia, yes but with more topless women. Also they've done this before:



After someone pointed out that was obviously ridiculous bullshit, the headline the next day was this:

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

"Some say he's made of stone, others that he's a pillar of the community. All we know is that he's called the Stig."

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Go, Australia !

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Istari posted:

Go, Australia !

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


In the upper right hand corner.....could someone please clarify what exactly Melissa is naked on?

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother
Her hols which means holidays. It's slang that tabloids use that no one uses in real life like "romp."

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!

Like 50% of the frames of the VICE doc about this could probably qualify for this thread.

Shelf Adventure posted:

Her hols which means holidays. It's slang that tabloids use that no one uses in real life like "romp."

"Crimbo"

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

C'mon, this image is only accurate like, 200 days a year. Well, maybe 250.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Makes sense. Perth isn't even worth God taking a poo poo on.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
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New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Might want to NWS that..

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Now I'm no ornithologist, but that doesn't seem correct to me.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Agreed, there's something off about it...I can't quite put my finger on it, but I don't think that's a picture of a real duck.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Solice Kirsk posted:

Now I'm no ornithologist, but that doesn't seem correct to me.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Phlegmish posted:

Agreed, there's something off about it...I can't quite put my finger on it, but I don't think that's a picture of a real duck.

I think I see the problem. Duck, you say ? That bill looks far more like that of a pelican than a duck.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


OK...not sleeping tonight.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Istari posted:

I think I see the problem. Duck, you say ? That bill looks far more like that of a pelican than a duck.

Thanks, that's probably it.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


I had to look this up because what the gently caress.

quote:

Definitely amongst the strangest looking behaviour i have caught on camera, as far as i can tell those are the bones of the bird's neck being pushed forwards through the bottom of it's mouth.

Why? :psyduck:

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A pelican wouldn't be seen dead wearing crocs (with or without socks) so it must be a duck.

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