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Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story

Ninpo posted:


This looks loads of fun

There's quite a few of these around London

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Ninpo posted:



This looks loads of fun

There's a good one of those near me, it's good fun in the summer. Especially when you've got the beers in.

Bodzilla
Mar 11, 2007

Beep beep, motherf*cker!
Did footgolf in Manchester last year, tis good fun when the sun is out. Watch out for the slopes.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Bodzilla posted:

Did footgolf in Manchester last year, tis good fun when the sun is out. Watch out for the slopes.

Kagawa played?

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Kagawa played?

:drat:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


stickyfngrdboy posted:

Kagawa played?
:vince:

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

ayb posted:

There's some organization that runs football golf tournament and they have some stupid rear end rules. Ruins what could be kinda fun

Ah see now I just envisioned seeing how few kicks you could boot a ball from "tee" to an oversized hole in, with different obstacles to avoid, try to bend it around, etc. Why would you ruin such a simple and fun concept :/

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!
AVB's first training session at Zenit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvXBPnqqB0

What a poof

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Ninpo posted:

Ah see now I just envisioned seeing how few kicks you could boot a ball from "tee" to an oversized hole in, with different obstacles to avoid, try to bend it around, etc. Why would you ruin such a simple and fun concept :/

Now I'm interested in what the rules actually are. Although not interested enough to go look for myself

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

Popehoist posted:

AVB's first training session at Zenit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvXBPnqqB0

What a poof

I'm lolling so hard at this, who knew AVB could be so entertaining

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Popehoist posted:

AVB's first training session at Zenit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvXBPnqqB0

What a poof

Has he been appointed Minister of Funny Walks or something?

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Machinegunboyo posted:

I'm lolling so hard at this, who knew AVB could be so entertaining

We laugh at autism on these forums all the time though

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bogan Krkic posted:

We laugh at autism on these forums all the time though

Well we laugh at the "self-diagnosed" pretty sure AVB has seen doctors and such.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Popehoist posted:

AVB's first training session at Zenit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvXBPnqqB0

What a poof

NOW NOW IS THE TIME

YES YES BLUE

YES

YEEESSS

NOW WIN

WIN

YES

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009


lol

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


It goes well with my avatar imo

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Popehoist posted:

AVB's first training session at Zenit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvXBPnqqB0

What a poof

Hahahah holy poo poo.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Kagawa played?

loving lol

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3zHiv0W-nI&feature=youtu.be

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

Popehoist posted:

AVB's first training session at Zenit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvXBPnqqB0

What a poof

I want my computer to scream "NOW IS THE TIME," at me whenever I post.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Popehoist posted:

AVB's first training session at Zenit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvXBPnqqB0

What a poof

He's going to fail so hard in Russia and Porto won't take him back because he just stole their GK coach without a word beforehand and the president is all salty about it lmao.

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

Haha this is amazing.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

I'm lovin it. The pictures they used were great.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Vinestalk posted:

I want my computer to scream "NOW IS THE TIME," at me whenever I post.

Actually would make a pretty great notification for my phone.

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL

Paddyb posted:

Has he been appointed Minister of Funny Walks or something?

lmao

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Popehoist posted:

AVB's first training session at Zenit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvXBPnqqB0

What a poof
Seeing this for the third time and it still has me in stitches. Amazing.

Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
A pretty tasty goal from the state leagues in Australia, I don't know how to time stamp but go from about 4 minutes in.



e: gently caress me I'm bad at bb code. Anyway, here is the link again : www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH-ii6JTA88



Also mute it unless you love charmingly amateur commentary

Tongues fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Mar 21, 2014

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Popehoist posted:

AVB's first training session at Zenit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvXBPnqqB0

What a poof
If you close your eyes it sounds like a porno.

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

Incredible.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Nice Seinfeld hairdo, Jose.

"And what is the deal with these cup finals? If it is not for drinking coffee, it is not a cup. It's ridiculous."

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


:saddowns:

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!
RVPs face is prime av material.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Dempsey went from being one of my favorite players to one of my least favorite in the span of like 2 years.

I've seen him live two or three occasions and he totally cunted the place up each time.

Ninpo posted:

Ah see now I just envisioned seeing how few kicks you could boot a ball from "tee" to an oversized hole in, with different obstacles to avoid, try to bend it around, etc. Why would you ruin such a simple and fun concept :/

You can play this in any park with the trunk of a tree as your goal. Also with frisbees. Platt fields was perfect for it.

Butterfly Valley fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Mar 21, 2014

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

St Evan Echoes posted:

Nice Seinfeld hairdo, Jose.

"And what is the deal with these cup finals? If it is not for drinking coffee, it is not a cup. It's ridiculous."
That's gold.

northward
Feb 21, 2006

ABERDEEN ARE AWESOME
fit like
:love:moray cup:love:
:love:sheep:love:

:love:haim:love:
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/1...ury_/?ref=var_0

quote:

A Bromley woman who is “god of an alien race” claims she was engaged to Arsene Wenger in the 15th century, when she was Joan of Arc and he was the heir to the French throne.

Stephany Cohen, 53, supposedly a deity among the Cat People from the Canis Major system, also revealed Labour will win next year's general election.

She added aliens believe UKIP members are "misguided".

She told News Shopper: "Mr Wenger and I were engaged in a previous life.

“We had a romance when I was Joan of Arc and he was the Dauphine of France.

"He was the same man we know him to be today. Highly intelligent but very stubborn.

"His big problem is he never has a plan B. Arsenal will not win the Premier League this season because of that.

"Me and my spirit guides believe it will be Manchester City who will win the title."

Ms Cohen, of Durham Avenue, not only claims to be a god among Cat People, but also communicates with other alien races, including the humanoid Grays and the half reptile, half alien Reptilians.

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

So apparently Wenger isn't the only one who lived in the 15th century.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
"half reptile, half alien Reptilians."

Real creative name there.

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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Dunban posted:

"half reptile, half alien Reptilians."

Real creative name there.

They should be called Reptaliens. It writes itself.

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