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Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Presto posted:

This strip is like Dr. Seuss on acid. :lsd:
I've always thought the animation style looks sort of like Rugrats.

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Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Kammat posted:

Modesty Blaise

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/TL7zGOU.jpg :nws:



Some more native boobage there, forgot about that panel. So O'Mara seems to be buying the technobabble so far as it sounds fairly reasonable, but how far can they push the lie?

Man, now I wanna know what happens next. This is gettin' exciting.

Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

CaptainCaveman posted:

Edwin is the dog.

:monocle:

The LeftyBosco Picture Show



Gahan Wilson

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Flagrant Abuse posted:

I've always thought the animation style looks sort of like Rugrats.

Naw, "Lost Side of Suburbia" has a more appealing design than just about anything Klasky-Csupo ever did.

Speaking of which, anyone remember the "Rugrats" newspaper strip? My local paper ran it, believe it or not.





kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


Ice loving Cold

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane


This may be one of the few times that a 'thumbs up' has ever been linked to this strip.

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe

spirited posted:

Some goons might get a kick out of a cartoon strip I did for some weekly county papers. It was called "The Fingers" and it was about a family from the Finger Lakes of upstate New York that had the last name Finger. It ran for about seven months, but ended prematurely because I moved to the midwest. While the jokes were not region specific really, it was drawn for a niche community audience so I'm going to a stealth post it for the goons that might like that sort of thing. Click.



It's a good first comic, but it has some of the same issues that "Zachary Nixon Johnson" does. Everyone's poses look unnatural: bent at the waist constantly, heads jutted forward, arms and hands held up like they're doing The Robot or making an "I don't know" gesture. Their limbs look barely attached to their torsos, especially the arms. Also, the expressions don't match the dialogue; everyone's eyebrows are the same from strip to strip, panel to panel. And with the way they're drawn, everybody looks angry, especially the grandfather and the girl. Honestly, it smacks pretty heavily of copy-paste to me, because the interactions look stiff and unnatural.

Also, I'm a little bothered by how lovingly the men's pecs are outlined through their shirts, especially the grandfather's.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Mark Trail

Tht's not true, Mark, and you know it.


Quincy



Buz Sawyer

Brooke could take a lesson in gams from Crane.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

I bet you'll only eat jam and not jelly too.

Retail

That lady looks like the last AM interview candidate who answered her cell phone for another job offer. It's a good thing you didn't hire her, we don't want any optimism in this store.

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

I always like when Skip ventures out of the mundane suburban landscape into the ghetto parts of the neighborhood.

Dustin

So, like, a modern electronic bathroom scale?

On the Fastrack

What happened to that casket dashboard trinket the insurance company gave her? Also, sweet hover-car.

Safe Havens

Freshman university courses: so easy a cat could do them!

Midnight Moth fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Mar 21, 2014

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

Midnight Moth posted:

Safe Havens

Freshman university courses: so easy a cat could do them!

PhDs: Also so easy, a cat could do them. Seriously.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!

CaptainCaveman posted:

Edwin is the dog.

This actually works for almost all Ballard Street comics; reverse who you figure the names refer to, get an entirely new joke.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy



Wait, that's it? She drives the car into the lake, Dick Tracy assumes they're dead, then we move on? Also holy crap so many Dick Tracy stories end with the crooks dying without the cops/Tracy doing anything besides maybe chasing them. Alternatively they escape, which still has Dick and his pals accomplishing jack. Dick Tracy is more a series of independent stories about crooks doing bad things and then dying than it is a detective series, between how little we actually see detective work being done and how much more focus the villains seem to get. (Which isn't always bad mind, some of the crooks are pretty great.)

Tambaloneus
Feb 5, 2007

I miss my cat someone buy me a kitten.



sad that it's the first thing I thought of....

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tambaloneus posted:



sad that it's the first thing I thought of....
I suspect the text in the final panel will be showing up in a few more edits.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Beetle Bailey


Berger & Wyse


Buni


Daddy's Home


The Lockhorns


Pluggers


Of course they look alike, they're the same species!


Reply All


Sherman's Lagoon

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove

:notch:

Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
Sorry. :smith:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Must say, I don't think much of this joke but those are some drat finely drawn, chilled looking apes right there.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Darthemed posted:

Cheap Thrills Cuisine


Not only does the end result look like a pie filled with charcoal, but I have no idea how they're getting the second pie crust to stay rigid like that in the 5th panel (unless it's a precooked crust?)

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This is a thread which routinely features giant pixelated wangs.
Never apologize.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
A fairly uneventful Jane's World



Non Sequitur



Nice one, Wiley. That caveman's stupid grin cracked me up.

Heavenly Nostrils



There for a moment, I thought Phoebe had cucumbers on her eyes.

Kliban



:v:

9 Chickweed Lane 3/21/2003



TGIF. Hopefully he's done with this now.

Zits



Okey doke.

Kevin & Kell



Whatever. This is dumb.

Your opinion Dr. deGrasse Tyson?



Nemi



Right. :confused:

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac encourages you to defile your comics.


The Creeps is actually goons.gif.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy rings out '26 the way he rang it in. (December 31, 1926)



Peanuts (March 24, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



So it isn't cancer, just decay and betrayal, same as always. Bummer.

And speaking of decay, Popeye still can't remember his full name.



Rip Haywire



Pogo (March 23, 1956)



Out Our Way (August 25-26, 1924)



Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

You know, when this comic is just about customers and staff being dickholes I really quite enjoy it.

It's the moment it tries to focus on any characters that things start to suck.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Fingerpori

DEATH REAPAIRS
Reparations
Maintenance
Spare parts


Kuolema korjaa, "death reaps", is a common phrase. Besides "to reap", the verb korjata has a more common meaning: "to repair, fix, mend", etc.

A whole lotta Fok_It




flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Baboons aren't apes! And god drat it, is that a loving macaque in the seat next to it? Those are like the platonic ideal of monkeys! LEARN YOUR ANIMAL COMIX!

Pooch Café


Chazz probably wasn't even the one who put that poster up.

ZeeToo posted:

This actually works for almost all Ballard Street comics; reverse who you figure the names refer to, get an entirely new joke.

Alright, let's test that out:

Ballard Street


Nope, but who cares. Look at those Ballard Raccoons!

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

RandomFerret posted:

Alright, let's test that out:

Ballard Street


Nope, but who cares. Look at those Ballard Raccoons!

Raccoons are unbelievably nimble and intelligent... assholes. My wife left a bag of beef jerky open on the passenger seat of my car, and I left the windows cracked about 5 inches overnight. In the morning the battery was stone cold dead. Upon inspection, I found an empty beef jerky bag in the gravel outside the car, beef jerky greasy footprints all over the hood, and the headlights on. The little striped dick manged to get through that cracked open window, and in doing so turned the loving headlights on in the middle of the night.

Fuckers... :)

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County

Gotta fight that power.


:fat:

Calvin And Hobbes




Cheap Thrills Cuisine


Lola has, like, half a cup of joke left.


Loose Parts offers lovingly-rendered dog haunches.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou

I've got some bad news for you, Emmy.

Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

gently caress you, Phantom.

Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant


Holy poo poo.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
Wait, so how exactly does The Phantom have the moral high ground here?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
White privilege.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

DoubleDonut posted:

Wait, so how exactly does The Phantom have the moral high ground here?

You're siding with the guy trying to steal all of the treasure?

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

CommaToes posted:

You're siding with the guy trying to steal all of the treasure?

The Phantom already stole all of it. And random bandit here wasn't even going for most of the important historical stuff!

Edit: Also I'm bitter that the Phantom just told us a long story about how cool he is and is now going to erase everyone's memory so it doesn't matter anyway.

DoubleDonut fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Mar 21, 2014

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
That Prince Valiant, holy poo poo. Comics is hardcore.

sweetguts
Apr 29, 2013

I know what I'm about.

Pfft, these are surprisingly good.

Or maybe that's just my Rugrats nostalgia talking.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

RandomFerret posted:

Ballard Street


Nope, but who cares. Look at those Ballard Raccoons!
Those raccoons kick rear end.

Gorilla Salad posted:

You know, when this comic is just about customers and staff being dickholes I really quite enjoy it.

It's the moment it tries to focus on any characters that things start to suck.
I think the "customers suck, am I right?" gags are pretty awful too but when it focuses on the characters it basically becomes a second-rate Luann. That's not really a strip you want to aspire to.

This is the epitome of old people who haven't had to search for a new job since the 1980s.

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EndOfTheWorld
Jul 22, 2004

I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.
Cybernetic Crumb
What's that, Diana? A trip to Paris? Sounds fun! Just grab some doubloons and jewels out of petty cash and I'll book us a hotel!

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