Funny Pictures XIII: The chain mails of tomorrow, today!

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Kilo147: Apr 14, 2007; You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

On Eagle chat, this nearly happened to my brother as a child.

http://youtu.be/Xb0P5t5NQWM

# ? Mar 22, 2014 07:34

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 23:05

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 22, 2014 08:15

Vorpal Cat: Mar 19, 2009; Oh god what did I just post?

Moon Potato posted:

Birds that can compact their necks yawn like this. At rest, parts of their throat are inside their mouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdAF7B4lT7Q

But then they can also do this so it totally pays off

Man dinosaurs are weird.

# ? Mar 22, 2014 08:30

Hornibrook Bridge: Feb 13, 2014; by XyloJW

Vorpal Cat posted:

Man dinosaurs are weird.

And fabulous!

# ? Mar 22, 2014 09:30

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

7thBatallion posted:

On Eagle chat, this nearly happened to my brother as a child.

http://youtu.be/Xb0P5t5NQWM

Wasn't this video some dudes 3rd year animation project?

# ? Mar 22, 2014 09:52

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Say Nothing posted:

It makes me quite happy that they didn't write "could chair less". :allears:

# ? Mar 22, 2014 10:20

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Fried Watermelon posted:

Once you suck a loons dick you realize how sad being a duck really is.

You rang?

# ? Mar 22, 2014 14:17

Irritated Goat: Mar 12, 2005; This post is pathetic.

hackedaccount posted:

Of course that's from Louisiana :sigh:

# ? Mar 22, 2014 14:30

Frank Horrigan: Jul 31, 2013; by Ralp

Irritated Goat posted:

Of course that's from Louisiana

Cane's has locations in Mississippi and Texas too, as well as a single location in South Carolina now. :eng101:

Still haven't opened one in North Florida though. :saddowns:

# ? Mar 22, 2014 15:37

-Fish-: Oct 10, 2005; Glub glub.
Glub glub.

Azurrat posted:

Cane's has locations in Mississippi and Texas too, as well as a single location in South Carolina now.

Still haven't opened one in North Florida though.

We have at least one in Louisville. I eat lunch there once or twice a week.

# ? Mar 22, 2014 16:29

ColHannibal: Sep 17, 2007

Irritated Goat posted:

Of course that's from Louisiana

And Nebraska!

The secret sauce is ketchup, mayo and, pepper.

# ? Mar 22, 2014 16:49

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

ColHannibal posted:

The secret sauce is ketchup, mayo and, pepper.

That that, Fry Sauce!

Content:

DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 17:21 on Mar 22, 2014

# ? Mar 22, 2014 17:15

Soysaucebeast: Mar 4, 2008

ColHannibal posted:

And Nebraska!

The secret sauce is ketchup, mayo and, pepper.

There's three in Saint Louis, too. I was not expecting that when I moved up here.

# ? Mar 22, 2014 17:32

Zemyla: Aug 6, 2008; I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

DrBouvenstein posted:

That that, Fry Sauce!

Content:

It's to distract predators, obviously.

# ? Mar 22, 2014 17:34

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Azurrat posted:

Cane's has locations in Mississippi and Texas too, as well as a single location in South Carolina now.

Still haven't opened one in North Florida though.

There are a bunch of them here in Las Vegas, too. In fact, Cane's sounds pretty good. I may go grab lunch, there.

# ? Mar 22, 2014 17:45

Phosphene: Aug 11, 2008; I'M NOT TRYING TO GET BIG AND BULKY OKAY WE ALL FAIL DIFFERENT GOALS

Edit: fell asleep with the app open and managed to post the letter P.

So here's a picture of a smiling cow

Phosphene has a new favorite as of 21:11 on Mar 22, 2014

# ? Mar 22, 2014 18:18

Captain Trips: May 23, 2013; The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

There are two Cane's in Columbus, OH. One right on OSU's campus, even.

# ? Mar 22, 2014 18:19

ElectricWizard: Oct 21, 2008

Jesus these derails are truly Something Awful.

# ? Mar 22, 2014 18:35

cobalt impurity: Apr 23, 2010; I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

ColHannibal posted:

And Nebraska!

The secret sauce is ketchup, mayo and, pepper.

and onion powder, and garlic powder, and Worcestershire sauce. :colbert:

# ? Mar 22, 2014 23:07

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 23, 2014 01:13

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

I need this sign in my area. There is a bridge that has no less than 5 trucks crash and get stuck under it per year:

# ? Mar 23, 2014 01:51

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Ragequit posted:

I need this sign in my area. There is a bridge that has no less than 5 trucks crash and get stuck under it per year:

http://11foot8.com

# ? Mar 23, 2014 02:56

particle409: Jan 15, 2008; Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Look close.

# ? Mar 23, 2014 03:48

Suzuki Method: Mar 12, 2012

particle409 posted:

Look close.

I think I get it, and it's cool, but what makes it funny? That is what I am missing. If it's just cool then yeah

# ? Mar 23, 2014 03:55

ozza: Oct 23, 2008

Suzuki Method posted:

I think I get it, and it's cool, but what makes it funny? That is what I am missing. If it's just cool then yeah

Someone has tried to make the sink look empty by putting a picture of an empty sink over the top of dirty dishes. Usually, one would expect that the dishes actually be washed. Hence, with this undermining of expectations humour is born.

# ? Mar 23, 2014 03:58

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

It's like the IRL version of taking a screenshot of someone's desktop, setting it as their background, and then deleting all their desktop shortcuts.

# ? Mar 23, 2014 04:00

lignicolos: Dec 6, 2001

Ragequit posted:

I need this sign in my area. There is a bridge that has no less than 5 trucks crash and get stuck under it per year:

I live about 20 minutes from where this sign was. They built a new, taller bridge and now this sign hangs in the Welcome/Visitor center.

# ? Mar 23, 2014 07:01

Pycckuu: Sep 13, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

particle409 posted:

Look close.

Reminds me of that guy from Fifth Element.

"GIMME DA CASH!"

# ? Mar 23, 2014 08:27

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Where I live, there's a company that rents out removal vans. They ask you where you're moving from and to, and if any remotely likely route between those two places involves driving under a certain railway bridge, they won't rent you a van. Because no matter how many times they told people 'this van will not fit under that bridge', people kept trying it, and ripping the tops off the vans.

# ? Mar 23, 2014 08:44

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Hornibrook Bridge posted:

That doesn't look right

# ? Mar 23, 2014 09:34

thespaceinvader: Mar 30, 2011; The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

lignicolos posted:

I live about 20 minutes from where this sign was. They built a new, taller bridge and now this sign hangs in the Welcome/Visitor center.

SUrely they should have just raised the sign to match the new bridge?

# ? Mar 23, 2014 10:10

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

thespaceinvader posted:

SUrely they should have just raised the sign to match the new bridge?

"If you still hit this sign, you're still gonna hit that bridge."

# ? Mar 23, 2014 10:13

Irritated Goat: Mar 12, 2005; This post is pathetic.

Azurrat posted:

Cane's has locations in Mississippi and Texas too, as well as a single location in South Carolina now.

Still haven't opened one in North Florida though.

That particular one is Louisiana though. The bank behind it is in Lake Charles.

:toot:

All aboard the Derail Train again :toot:

# ? Mar 23, 2014 14:35

Travic: May 27, 2007; Getting nowhere fast

# ? Mar 23, 2014 22:40

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

cobalt impurity posted:

I only recently noticed that the original sign is a cardboard flap ripped off and the reply is cut from a larger piece.

# ? Mar 23, 2014 22:57

54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

Hihohe posted:

That doesn't look right

Has science gone too far?!

# ? Mar 23, 2014 23:37

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Toriori posted:

Has science gone too far?!

DOUBLE IT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FoaomccQJY

# ? Mar 24, 2014 00:16

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

My Lovely Horse posted:

I only recently noticed that the original sign is a cardboard flap ripped off and the reply is cut from a larger piece.

Never mind, I'm an idiot.

# ? Mar 24, 2014 00:28

xtal: Jan 9, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

My Lovely Horse posted:

I only recently noticed that the original sign is a cardboard flap ripped off and the reply is cut from a larger piece.

The first is written in marker and the second has the letters cut out as well

# ? Mar 24, 2014 00:30

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 23:05

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

xtal posted:

The first is written in marker and the second has the letters cut out as well

Also, since the item referenced in the first sign is a knife specialized for small, precise cutting tasks, the possibility exists that the second sign was in fact constructed using the very tool after which the first person is inquiring.

# ? Mar 24, 2014 01:41

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