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Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

There were definitely like 4 or 5 classes of rfa under the pre 05 cba. Type iii being the most common. No idea about now, especially considering how they have monkeyed around with free agency.

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Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Heh, better than Crosby :smug:

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Hockles posted:

Neal (PWF - 87 OVR) -- Crosby (PLY - 93 OVR) -- Borkason (PWF - 89 OVR)

At least I'm the most likable guy on my line!

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
Can I get Rutkowski's linemates on that second line?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

December 2020 Update

Notable Stats
Guibeau is 2nd in Points; Buckaroo is 5th; Skill is 6th
Guibeau is 3rd in Goals; Fantastic is 5th; Banks, Buckaroo, He Hate Me and Vando are all tied for 7th;
Guibeau is 6th in Assists; Skill is 7th;
Poutine and Spamtron are tied for 7th in Points among defensemen
Vittunen is 2nd in +/-
Potatoes and Urlacher are tied for 2nd in PIM; O'Rourke is 4rd; Windros is 6th; Borkason is 8th
Palin leads the league in GAA; Bergkamp is 3rd; Athanatos is 4th
Palin leads the league in SV%; Athanatos is 3rd; Bergkamp is 7th; van der Veen is 8th
Pepperdick leads the league in Wins; Bergkamp and van der Veen are tied for 2nd; Ripken Jr is 7th;


Transaction News
None


Injury Report
CHI -- O. Hat is out recovering from elbow surgery. Expected return is 12/27/20
FLA -- A. Kilza is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 1/17/21
PHX -- M. White is out with Back Spasms. Expected return is 12/14/20
WSH -- A. Jones is out with a Strained Hamstring. Expected return is 12/4/20
WPG -- L. Lazaruk is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 2/14/21


Comments
Danger and O'Rourke did not sign new contracts with their teams. They can be found in Russia earning unlimited money.
I'm going to fix the spreadsheet's format later, but stats are updated and correct


http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Man, Crosby is a bum who can't catch a pass if his life depended on it.

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
Almost a ppg and 3 hits/game. 6th in PIM. SHOULD HAVE GIVEN ME TOP LINE MINUTES THE WHOLE WAY, ASSHOLES.

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
Whoever rung lazaruk's bell is never going to see his family again

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Kilza dead.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Ok. I was scoring 40 points on 11 minutes a game on the 3rd line. Now I'm skating almost 24 minutes a game on the first and I'm... On pace for 40 points.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
Haha I think Rutkowski overtook White as the starting LW even before the injury.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Hockles posted:

Injury Report
FLA -- A. Kilza is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 1/17/21

Stickarts posted:

Kilza dead.

:( But I was doing so we-:barf:

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
@Potat0es40
Hey @hotbrain88, looks like I'm hitting more innocent plugs than you are.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
six points on the first line in twenty four games making like seven mil a year?

Yeah baby im in Clarkson territory :pirate:

CDX
Dec 3, 2004

Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
@oldhat

That's how you do it folks. Sign the big contract THEN have major surgery.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

All-Star Break 2021 Update

All-Stars
East -- C. Conway (Starting Center)
East -- B. Skill (Starting Right Wing)
East -- B. Buckaroo (2nd Line Center)
East -- B. Lundgren (Starting D-Pairing)
East -- Q. Pepperdick (Starting Goaltender)
West -- T. McFlurry (Starting Left Wing)
West -- He Hate Me (Starting Right Wing)
West -- F. Vando (2nd Line Center)
West -- A. Guibeau (2nd Line Right Wing)
West -- C. Buttworth (4th Line Right Wing)
West -- P.P. Poutine (Starting D-Pairing)
West -- T. Palin (Starting Goaltender)


Notable Stats
Skill is 2nd in Points; Buckaroo is 3rd; He Hate Me is 8th
Buckaroo leads the league in Goals; Banks is 3rd; Conway, He Hate Me & Skill are tied for 6th
Skill is 6th in Assists
Lundgren & Poutine are tied for 5th in Points among defensemen
Vittunen leads the league in +/-; Buttworth is 2nd; Buckaroo and Conway are tied for 5th
Potatoes is 2nd in PIM; Borkiwicz is 3rd; Urlacher is 4th; McStabson is 5th
Palin is 3rd in GAA; 5th-8th: Pepperdick, McLargeHuge, van der Veen, Athanatos
Palin & Pepperdick are tied for 2nd in SV%; van der Veen is 4th; Athanatos is 7th; McLargeHuge is 8th
Pepperdick & van der Veen are tied for the lead in Wins; Athanatos is 3rd; Paynuss is 6th; Palin is 7th


Transaction News
None


Injury Report
CBJ -- E. Windros is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 4/10/21
PIT -- B. Borkason is out with a Separated Shoulder. Expected return is 2/20/21
WPG -- L. Lazaruk is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 2/14/21


Comments
Dueling goon goalies at the All-Star Game!
Word around Twitter is that Windros was injuring during the Blue Jackets' game against Buffalo




http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
No nomination for Rutkowski? That's bullshit.

He'll just be happy with racking up PIM, hits, tough minutes and efficient two-way play then. :colbert:

(also, still curious about his linemates and if he is on the first or second line considering he and White have about the same in minutes per game)

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

My parting gift to Pepperdick before the ASG. Ganbatta good buddy. http://i.imgur.com/QTckPe3.jpg @SneezyPeens

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2021 All-Star Game

pre:
      1  2  3    
East  0  1  1 - 2
West  1  0  0 - 1


 East                      West
   2        Goals            1
  35     Total Shots        34
  22         Hits           23
19:53   Time On Attack    20:17
  46       Faceoffs         39
   4         PIM             4
 0/2      Powerplays       1/2
Scoring Summary
1st Period
13:23 - (West) S. Weber (He Hate Me, J. Toews)

2nd Period
11:43 - (East) B. Skill (N. Kucherov, K. Letang)

3rd Period
7:27 -- (East) P. Kessel (B. Buckaroo, Q. Pepperdick)


Penalty Summary
1st Period
5:30 -- (West) L. Lessio -- Elbowing (Minor)
13:10 - (East) B. Lundgren -- Hooking (Minor)

2nd Period
7:45 -- (East) B. Lundgren -- High Sticking (Minor)
8:13 -- (West) J. Toews -- High Sticking (Minor)


3 Stars of the Game
1) (East) Quincey Pepperdick (1.00 GAA, .971 SV%, 33 saves, 1 assist)
2) (West) Tripp Palin (2.03 GAA, .943 SV%, 33 saves)
3) (West) Shea Weber (1g, -1)



Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Rutkowski posted:

(also, still curious about his linemates and if he is on the first or second line considering he and White have about the same in minutes per game)

I didn't forget. There was an entire line of forwards injured when I did the last update, so I don't know what the lines would have been normally. Top 2 lines:

M. White (PWF - 91 OVR) -- M. Hanzal (TWF - 84 OVR) -- B. Connolly (SNP - 85 OVR)
E. Rutkowski (TWF - 89 OVR) -- B. McMillan (83 OVR) -- L. Lessio (TWF - 84 OVR)


White & Rut on PP1 together
White is not on the PK at all

Faggot Guy
Aug 29, 2011

TWO TIME SUPERBOWL MVP

Hockles posted:


White is not on the PK at all

This is a crime.

We're winning the cup this year Rut.

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Rene Bork posted:

@halusato9

My parting gift to Pepperdick before the ASG. Ganbatta good buddy. http://i.imgur.com/QTckPe3.jpg @SneezyPeens

SneezyPeens 4hrs ago
Thanks! Now to decide if I should drink that before or after the game... @halusato9

@SneezyPeens 15secs ago
I tihnk I mad e the ritgt choic. #1gaa #drinkingonthejob #asgaintimportant

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

46 games, 22 minutes per, +17: One point.

The best.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

LumpyGumby posted:

@SneezyPeens 15secs ago
I tihnk I mad e the ritgt choic. #1gaa #drinkingonthejob #asgaintimportant

@NHLonSA
Reports coming out that TBL G Pepperdick was pulled over following #NHLASG driving Honda Pilot won as MVP of #NHLASG. #dwi #designateddriver #halusbailbonds

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Trade Deadline 2021 Update

Notable Stats
He Hate Me leads the league in Points; Skill is 2nd; Buckaroo is 3rd
Buckaroo leads the league in Goals; Banks and He Hate Me are tied for 3rd; Skill is 7th
Skill is 5th in Assists
Poutine is 2nd in Points among defensemen; Lundgren is 8th
Buckaroo is 3rd in +/-; Buttworth is 4th; Vittunen is 6th
Potatoes is 2nd in PIM; Borkiwicz is 3rd; Urlacher is 4th; McStabson is 5th
Bergkamp & Pepperdick are tied for 2nd in GAA; Palin and Ripken Jr are tied for 4th; Cow is 6th; Athanatos is 8th
Pepperdick leads the league in SV%; Cow is 4th; Athanatos & Palin are tied for 5th; Ripken Jr is 8th
Top 6 in Wins: Pepperdick, Paynuss, Ripken Jr, Palin, van der Veen, Athanatos


Transaction News
None


Injury Report
CBJ -- E. Windros is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 4/10/21
VAN -- C. Buttworth is out with a Hernia. Expected return is 3/21/21


Comments
Borkason is Kunitz 2.0




http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae

Hockles posted:



Injury Report
CBJ -- E. Windros is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 4/10/21


EA SPORTS ITS IN THE GAME

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
Holy poo poo the Coyotes top two lines suck outside the LW role.

Okay, the first line is okay with Hanzal-Connoly but McMillian-Lessio with Rutkowski? drat.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




SJ is going to miss the playoffs every year by 1 point just to piss me off. :argh:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2020-21 Regular Season Update

Notable Stats
Skill lead the league in Points; He Hate Me is 2nd; Banks is 4th; Buckaroo is 6th
Banks lead the league in Goals; He Hate Me is 2nd; Buckaroo is 5th; Skill is 6th; Guibeau is 7th; Vando is 8th
Skill and Stahl are tied for 6th in Assists; Roboy is 8th
Poutine finished 5th in points among defensemen
Buckaroo and Buttworth tied for 6th in +/-
Potatoes finished 2nd in PIM; Urlacher is 3rd; Borkiwicz is 4th; McStabson is 5th
Pepperdick lead the league in GAA; Bergkamp is 3rd; Athanatos and Palin tied for 6th; Ripken Jr is 7th
Pepperdick lead the league in SV%; Bergkamp is 3rd; Athanatos is 5th; Palin is 6th
Top 6 in Wins: Pepperdick, Paynuss, Palin, van der Veen, Ripken Jr, Athanatos


Transaction News
None


Injury Report
None


Comments
Bergkamp should split the Jennings
Banks will win the Richard
Skill will win the Art Ross
Pepperdick should win the Vezina
Either Pepperdick or Skill will win the Hart and/or the Lindsay




http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
drat those Central Division losers :argh:

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!

Buffalo's doing amazingly well, considering their top line is spending half of every game in the penalty box.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Tied for 8th in PPG despite being injured for almost half the season, I'll take that.

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



goddamn did my stats tank in the second half

Jagwires
May 31, 2009
Woo most goals! Also most career playoff points.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


@halusato9

@SneezyPeens Suntory wants us to do a whisky commercial after they heard the all star game story.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Sharks are slowly getting worse and my OVR got too high to be traded. :(

GuavaMoment
Aug 13, 2006

YouTube dude
Vancouver is highlighted green, what does that mean? Is that bad? I've never seen that before.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Wow, I disappeared completely. :smith:

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Florida is garbage fire that can't even be bothered to stay lit.

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2020-21 Season Update

Playoff Results
LAK def WPG in 6
PHX def VAN in 6
NSH def CHI in 7
STL def COL in 5

TBL def DET in 6
TOR def BUF in 6
CBJ def BOS in 5
PIT def NJD in 4

PHX def LAK in 5
NSH def STL in 7

TBL def TOR in 6
PIT def CBJ in 7

PHX def NSH in 5
TBL def PIT in 7

TBL def PHX in 7

Notable Stats
Satonaka finished 2nd in Points, 1 behind Stamkos


http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats


NHL Awards
Stanley Cup Champions
Tampa Bay Lightning

Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record)
Tampa Bay Lightning

Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion)
Phoenix Coyotes

Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion)
Tampa Bay Lightning

Art Ross Trophy (Most Points)
Buggy Skill -- Boston Bruins

Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP)
Quincey Pepperdick -- Tampa Bay Lightning

James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman)
Dougie Hamilton -- Boston Bruins

Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct)
He Hate Me -- Colorado Avalanche

Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
Daniel Sprong -- St. Louis Blues

Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP)
Quincey Pepperdick -- Tampa Bay Lightning

Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender)
Quincey Pepperdick -- Tampa Bay Lightning

William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against)
Dennis Bergkamp/Josh Gibson -- Nashville Predators

Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey)
Aaron Haydon -- Los Angeles Kings

Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward)
Jonathan Toews -- Chicago Blackhawks

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA)
Quincey Pepperdick -- Tampa Bay Lightning

Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals)
Adam Banks -- Los Angeles Kings



Upcoming Free Agents
BUF -- S. McStabson
BUF -- P. Borkiwicz
BUF -- Potatoes
CBJ -- E. Windros
FLA -- T. Guyclint
NJD -- J. O'Rourke (RFA)
PHX -- E. Rutkowski
PIT -- B. Borkason
STL -- S. Smashnikov
TBL -- H. Satonaka
VAN -- C. Buttworth
WSH -- R. Dangler (RFA)


Comments
Goons are finally starting to win awards
Hopefully everyone gets re-signed. Or at least signs somewhere in the NHL

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