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Tokelau All Star posted:We were eating rotisserie chicken. Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices!
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Do you have any fruit?
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Mar 23, 2014 17:47
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Writer Cath posted:Do you have any fruit? Purple is a fruit.
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mrfart posted:just remember, if something goes wrong in the thread, blame the goon who can't speak English. Yes yes hot dog hot dog yes sir no sir thank you okay.
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jscolon2.0 posted:Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices! That story isn't suitable for children.
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Mar 23, 2014 18:43
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Jorghnassen posted:That story isn't suitable for children. 
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Mar 23, 2014 18:48
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I learned something about myself today. It ain't comedy that's in my blood, it's selling out.
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Technogeek posted:I learned something about myself today. It ain't comedy that's in my blood, it's selling out. Can you name the thread with 4 wheel drive? Smells like a steak and seats 35? Simpsons quote thread! Simpsons quote thread! Well it loads really slow on a T1 line It's the thread endorsed by Dr. Bouvenstein! Simpsons quote thread! Simpsons quote thread! Whoa, Simpsons quote thread! Whoooooaaa!
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Mar 23, 2014 20:11
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IMJack posted:Yes yes hot dog hot dog yes sir no sir thank you okay. What do you do, follow my husband around?
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Mar 23, 2014 20:38
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Skeesix posted:Can you name the thread with 4 wheel drive? All right Skeesix, You've convinced me, There are more terrible things Than musical quote threads Where everyone sings.
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Man Alive! posted:All right Skeesix, Because of you all, I got a tune in my head, And the only way to stop it is to make you all dead!
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Man Alive! posted:All right Skeesix, Very well. I shall send you to  heaven, before I send you to  hell.
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Jorghnassen posted:That story isn't suitable for children.
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Tokelau All Star posted:Because of you all, I got a tune in my head, Gonna paint this thread, Gonna paint it soon, We ain't braggin', We're gonna coat a goon.
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Mar 23, 2014 20:57
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TMMadman posted:Gonna paint this thread, ♬ Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance...♬
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Mar 23, 2014 21:27
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Well, I also have a song to sing. Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs! TAKE IT OFF!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Well, I also have a song to sing. Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs! Please... hurry....
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Everything Counts posted:Please... hurry....  I've got you clocked at 2mph!
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Something said! Not good!
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Stargate posted:Something said! Not good! Soon I will kill you.
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Man Alive! posted:
Are these real X-rays?
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Writer Cath posted:Soon I will kill you. Don't eat me! I have a wife and three kids! Eat them!
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Don't eat me! I have a wife and three kids! Eat them!  The best meat is in the rump.
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Don't eat me! I have a wife and three kids! Eat them! Take the boy, his soul is fresher.
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MondayHotDog posted:Take the boy, his soul is fresher. Howdy, MondayHotDog! May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?
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TMMadman posted:Howdy, MondayHotDog! May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion? 
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TMMadman posted:Howdy, MondayHotDog! May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion? Welcome . . . to the nether regions of the soul.
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Tokelau All Star posted:Welcome . . . to the nether regions of the soul. The name on the back says 'Honeybunch'  .
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What's going on here? And I want the non-gay explanation!
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Writer Cath posted:What's going on here? And I want the non-gay explanation!  ZZZZZZAAAAAPPPP!
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MondayHotDog posted:Take the boy, his soul is fresher. Aah! It's the Rapture! Quick, get Tokelau All Star out of the house before God comes.
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Spiffster posted:Hey Writer Cath! Ahh the sweet kiss of hot lead, how I missed thee. I mean... I think I'm dying.
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Writer Cath posted:Ahh the sweet kiss of hot lead, how I missed thee. Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason: to take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel, and the electric eel.
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They all have hilarious names and are delicious.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They all have hilarious names and are delicious. Well I am partial to Jolly Ranchers. Good work, Foxtrot. Um, Foxtrots.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They all have hilarious names and are delicious. Clown college? You can't eat that. 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I'm telling you, we only grow sorghum here. My god, it's nothing but carrot juice and peyote!
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PT6A posted:My god, it's nothing but carrot juice and peyote! This tastes like Grandma!
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Everything Counts posted:This tastes like Grandma! Which is more like a hallway in a hospital.
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