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James Polk posted:okay, this is a pretty "out there" theory, but what are the odds that the plane crashed into the ocean killing all those aboard? Yeah right, and the moon landings were faked. Wait, I should pick something that's actually bullshit Yeah right, and Oswald was - poo poo, wait. Yeah right, and Obama is Ameri - damnit, this is harder than I thought.
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Unlike you guys, I do come from an aviation background. Not only am I from the same state that Boeing is in, I've also flown on a few airplanes in my day AND I've been to the Museum of Flight. Knowing that, I am going to say that the plane was in the path of an underwater volcano, flew into the ash and crashed. But we can't find it because the volcano changed the fluid dynamics of the water and caused the airplane to sink. Then covered it in lava.
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7thBatallion posted:Unlike you guys, I do come from an aviation background. Not only am I from the same state that Boeing is in, I've also flown on a few airplanes in my day AND I've been to the Museum of Flight. Dear expert on planes and stuff, I work for CNN. Can we interview you? Our readers would love the volcano angle. Regards,
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Probably pilot error why it crashed. Just get rid of pilots and go full auto. All those prima donnas do is sleep and occasionally kill a lot of people.
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7thBatallion posted:Unlike you guys, I do come from an aviation background. Not only am I from the same state that Boeing is in, I've also flown on a few airplanes in my day AND I've been to the Museum of Flight. If we're going to make this a battle of experts, I've been to both the Smithsonian Air & Space, and the annex facility and have a poo poo ton of frequent flyer miles through work.
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i have one of those nickels with an airplane on it and I'm deaf in one ear because of a sonic boom at an airshow and in my expert opinion Carmen Sandiego is on the plane somewhere
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jscolon2.0 posted:If we're going to make this a battle of experts, I've been to both the Smithsonian Air & Space, and the annex facility and have a poo poo ton of frequent flyer miles through work. O ya well I've been there too, also to the Evergreen Aviation Museum, the Seattle one and a few others. Plus I have FSX on my PC.  I wish I had a cool job where I got to fly though 
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rocket_man38 posted:I wish I had a cool job where I got to fly though Me too. Maybe you would have been on this flight and you could tell us what happened to you.
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Angela Christine posted:Me too. Maybe you would have been on this flight and you could tell us what happened to you. "Glug glug gurgle gurgle"
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Rambling Robot posted:Dear expert on planes and stuff, I have it on good authority from my Uncle who works at Nintendo that Waldo was on board the plane and he was sick of being found.
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I have a very chillax blue collar dad who never goes out for conspiracy theories. Today at lunch while speculating about this incident that he thought there was a chance the plane was diverted to an unexpected location and the passengers were being ransomed or in some way imprisoned and that the US (with perhaps other govt's) were playing along with the "Gee, gosh, where is it who knows?" routine while they hammered out a strategy/negotiation. Dads gonna dad.
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Big Beef City posted:I have a very chillax blue collar dad who never goes out for conspiracy theories. If that was the case, the governments involved could just keep playing dumb and not bother negotiating because whoever took 'em hasn't bothered to make it public. Why pay money to kidnappers when you can just go to the families all "Welp, they crashed and sank into the *mumble mumble* trench. It's too deep so we'll never be able to recover them. PEACE!"
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Cthulu Carl posted:If that was the case, the governments involved could just keep playing dumb and not bother negotiating because whoever took 'em hasn't bothered to make it public. Agreed. They'd make more money just killing the people and harvesting their organs and selling the good looking ones into sex slavery.
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how can i get involved in the search? i enjoy boats and have 20/20 vision. is there any expedition taking volunteers? edit: does anyone want to pitch in for a GoonBoat?
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THEY FOUND IT
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James Polk posted:how can i get involved in the search? i enjoy boats and have 20/20 vision. is there any expedition taking volunteers? What are your contingency plans should the lingering chemtrails lead the valiant CYA GoonBoat to the secret island hostage holding pens?
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I heard the "black box" "pings" can be heard only within a few miles. They should really make the pings louder and have them play loud music. Another option would be to have all the planes tethered to extremely high tensile rope. Planes would never go missing again. FreyaXI posted:Think he meant LOST. In which you just look silly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYwFND7rHE James Polk posted:edit: does anyone want to pitch in for a GoonBoat? BREAKING NEWS GoonBoat lost at sea: no survivors.
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Zogo posted:BREAKING NEWS nothing of value was lost
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quote:Great App Very nicely done and with loads of details. Love thinking i am also helping to find a missing plane
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rocket_man38 posted:I wonder if that Air Crash Investigations show has started filming this already? They have started using it in advertisements. Was it Pilot error? A kid allowed to fly the plane? Bad Weather? While we still don't know the fate of the Malaysian airliner, here are some other episodes you may be interested in.
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Comstar posted:They have started using it in advertisements. Was it Pilot error? A kid allowed to fly the plane? Bad Weather? While we still don't know the fate of the Malaysian airliner, here are some other episodes you may be interested in. i wonder if the producers get all excited when these high profile incidents happen
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BiG TrUcKs !!! posted:i wonder if the producers get all excited when these high profile incidents happen I would not be surprised to find out the producers orchestrated some air crashes.
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BiG TrUcKs !!! posted:i wonder if the producers get all excited when these high profile incidents happen "Sure the crash is bad but. ..." 
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Most producers are Jewish as well, so...
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WaryWarren posted:Most producers are Jewish as well, so... Go away Hitler, I'm pretty sure this is Bin Laden's ghost's bailiwick.
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James Polk posted:how can i get involved in the search? Well you can start by drowning yourself in the Pacific.
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I'm down for pitching in for oobie's earch oat.
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Mother Jones is reporting that the climate change you caused has made it impossible to find the plane since the ocean currents are now messed up: http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2014/03/climate-change-malaysia-airlines-370-search I hope this opens your eyes, and that the families of those lost on flight MH370 sue each and every one of you. And I also hope that all the countries involved in the search bill you for their search time spent, since you are responsible for losing the plane.
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*the year 2059* i remember when one of those one timey planes got lost forever. i remember posting a lot of stupid poo poo about it on the internet heh heh
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Shut the gently caress up grandpa, we just lost another ship to the warp
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Angela Christine posted:Did they ever find Amelia Earhart? Yeah, turns out she actually never flew in a plane in her life that lying bitch.
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Angela Christine posted:Did they ever find Amelia Earhart? See: the horrible episode entitled "the 37s" from Star Trek Voyager.
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Zogo posted:I heard the "black box" "pings" can be heard only within a few miles. They should really make the pings louder and have them play loud music. they should make them smell like whale pussy because then you just look for thousands of whales swimming around with boners and there's your airplane (probably covered in whale jizz but hey you found it right?)
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rocket_man38 posted:See: the horrible episode entitled "the 37s" from Star Trek Voyager. No. Never again. Never again.
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Angela Christine posted:No. Never again. Never again. Still better than Threshold.
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