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willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Fozzy The Bear posted:

I can't give any names, but a guy at my gym's sister, told him that her brother-in-law might have seen, his father and his uncle talking about, a lewd act by a semi-famous z-level mma fighter

What I am trying to say is that JT is a homosexual

That's some drat fine journalism there and I both appreciate and respect that some information needs to be withheld to protect certain sources.

JT would rather fight a different UFC fighter to Soa because they are mates but I'm fairly sure if it was set up JT would wreck him, especially after round 1.

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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
It's a shame Krylov dropped to 205 because that would be a fight I'd tune into fight pass for.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
B-League Update

THURSDAY 3/13/14

7PM EDT - Coliseu Extreme Fight 9: http://aovivoagora.com/AoVivo/esporte-interativo-on-line/ or http://tv-msn.com/eiparceria.html

FRIDAY 3/14/14


7AM EDT - One FC: War of Nations: $10 ippv at http://www.onefc.livesport.tv/home

11AM EDT - M-1 Challenge 46: http://m-1global.tv/

6:45 PM EDT - Bellator 112: See thread.

3/14/14 @11PM EDT - RDC MMA 5: Event should go up here closer to start time: https://www.youtube.com/user/RetoDeCampeonesMMA/videos?view=2&flow=grid

SATURDAY 3/15/14


3/15/14 @7PM EDT - MCF 9: http://new.livestream.com/accounts/4462683/events/2805403

3/15/14 @10:30PM EDT - XFCi 2: http://www.redetv.uol.com.br/aovivo/

As always, join us in #mma for chat/reactions as the fights are going on!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

No Oplot no peace.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

coconono posted:

No Oplot no peace.

We do have RDC to tide us over with Mexican fights, at least.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I'm just saying they cancelled Oplot and then Crimea defected.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
I think this is just a bjj tourney, but a dude pukes after grappling with a dude farting in his face.
http://bcove.me/rz58avbq

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

B League update:
Fri, Mar 14th
10:00 PM ET
AXS TV Fights: Hip Show - Arena Combat

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
Hipshow is on right now and it's amazing. Axs tv.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
These are the announcers for hipshow.

Yes that's his real beard.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Seltzer posted:

These are the announcers for hipshow.

Yes that's his real beard.

Goofus and Gallant of personal grooming choices.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

I dunno. Four pocket squares is kind of overkill IMHO.

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Watching Hip Show makes me miss Oplot :(

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
The guy on the left looks like a bad create a wrestler from one of the early 00s WWE games. :stare:

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
In news that only Atom will give a poo poo about :

quote:

‏@arielhelwani 3m
Titan news: Ricci is out of his fight against G. Sots on 4/25 due to injury. Sots vs. TBD on same card. Added: Jeff Curran vs. Walel Watson.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Yuriy posted:

In news that only Atom will give a poo poo about :

Hopefully UFC cuts someone in time.

Max Awfuls
Sep 10, 2011

MassRafTer posted:

Hopefully UFC cuts someone in time.

Guillard-Sotiropoulos is way overdue and either of the two obvious outcomes would be funny.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6j7gVkPA0M

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Makes sense a dude named Heroin would get put to sleep easily.

here are some other quick knockouts if anyone wants to watch them interspersed with my dumb writings

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Anyone want to become a judge or resuscitator in the state of Rhode Island? It'll cost you $10.

I was going to apply in MA, but it requires you to pay $50 and to pass a course. No thank you, Taxachusetts!

http://www.dbr.state.ri.us/documents/divisions/commlicensing/boxing/RA-Occupational_Application.pdf

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



MassRafTer posted:

Anyone want to become a judge or resuscitator in the state of Rhode Island? It'll cost you $10.

I was going to apply in MA, but it requires you to pay $50 and to pass a course. No thank you, Taxachusetts!

http://www.dbr.state.ri.us/documents/divisions/commlicensing/boxing/RA-Occupational_Application.pdf

I looked into it here in Missouri once and it was $50 per license but I think you just had to apply and pay up and you're good to go.

How does getting pulled for assignment work? Is it just random drawn out of a hat or do new members get lovely small shows or is it broken up by region or what?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

This all sounds really interesting. Everyone, go into great detail. We should all become Z league judges.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Captain Log posted:

This all sounds really interesting. Everyone, go into great detail. We should all become Z league judges.

I believe Something Awful Forums User John Cena is a licensed judge in Mississippi

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Bluedeanie posted:

I looked into it here in Missouri once and it was $50 per license but I think you just had to apply and pay up and you're good to go.

How does getting pulled for assignment work? Is it just random drawn out of a hat or do new members get lovely small shows or is it broken up by region or what?

Forums user John Cena (possibly the real life John Cena) got licensed in his state, so he might know better. I am going to apply the second I get a proper photo of myself holding the Coleman Cup so they know I am serious.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache
I was looking into becoming a boxing judge in NY yesterday, which looked like a fairly involved process.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
B-League Update!

FRIDAY 3/21/14

12PM EDT - Tech-Krep FC: Prime: Prelims: http://torrent-tv.ru/torrent-online.php?translation=3360 (requires AceStream, available here: http://www.acestream.org/) Main at 1:20PM EDT: http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/rossiya-2 Alert! Main event is Fat Sergei Kharitonov vs some dude!

7 PM EDT - Bellator 113: See thread.

10PM EDT -Legacy Fighting Championship 29: axs.tv

11PM EDT - RDC MMA 6: Scheduled, once event goes up, I'll link it.

SATURDAY 3/22/14

3/22/14 @7AM EDT - TOP FC 2: http://game.kmplayer.com/?m=view&l_no=79

3/22/14 @245PM EDT - Cage Warriors 66: Prelims: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cage-Warriors-Fighting-Championship/112090072144502?id=112090072144502&sk=app_113165568775888 Main: https://cagewarriors.mmajunkie.com

3/22/14 @3PM EDT - KSW 26: Materla vs Silva 3: iPPV @ http://www.kswtv.com

individual865 fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Mar 21, 2014

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Does judging pay anything at all? I feel like the Kansas side of Kansas city needs bad judges. (me)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Captain Log posted:

Does judging pay anything at all? I feel like the Kansas side of Kansas city needs bad judges. (me)

$100 a night, IIRC.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

coconono posted:

$100 a night, IIRC.

Cool, I was just curious for the sake of gas mileage. Z league judging is a concept I never thought about. My new job is going to pay peanuts for the first few months so a little cash in your pocket if you have to drive to another city is nice.

I need to research this more...To the Google Machine!

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Newell is going to fight Gaethje in July for the WSoF belt!!! :woop::derp::supaburn:

That's gonna be rad because both dudes are rad. :krad: times in July!

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

LobsterMobster posted:

Newell is going to fight Gaethje in July for the WSoF belt!!! :woop::derp::supaburn:

That's gonna be rad because both dudes are rad. :krad: times in July!

I'm glad Newell is getting a crack at a title of sorts, but my goodness I don't see how he's going to get by Gaethje.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

-Atom- posted:

I'm glad Newell is getting a crack at a title of sorts, but my goodness I don't see how he's going to get by Gaethje.

Oh, he will more than likely get kickboxed a bunch, but I think he has a wrestling chance.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
@MMAFighting 39s
Jon Fitch to face winner of Steve Carl vs. Rousimar Palhares at WSOF 10 in July (@guicruzzz) http://sbn.to/1dspGz9

I hope it's Fitch/Palhares because that fight sounds like it'd be hilarious, especially if Palhares takes home a leg

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Yuriy posted:

@MMAFighting 39s
Jon Fitch to face winner of Steve Carl vs. Rousimar Palhares at WSOF 10 in July (@guicruzzz) http://sbn.to/1dspGz9

I hope it's Fitch/Palhares because that fight sounds like it'd be hilarious, especially if Palhares takes home a leg

As much as I'd feel bad for Fitch, its the only way. Kill hooseymar, kill.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
After being released from the UFC McKenzie is looking to fight Aoki or for WSOF or anywhere

quote:

@TheCodyMcKenzie
Whats up TWITTERS do me a favor and retweet im looking to fight Shinya Aoki cause I know there are some fans who want to watch that

quote:

@TheCodyMcKenzie
I will be fighting in three weeks at 180 the next month at 170 then iam open will take fights from 145 to whatever, get at me. #grinding

quote:

@TheCodyMcKenzie
Hey @SugarRaySefo you got a phone number so I can talk to you about fighting for WSOF?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Yuriy posted:

After being released from the UFC McKenzie is looking to fight Aoki or for WSOF or anywhere

Cody is one step away from fighting a hobo for half a sandwich in a boxcar (on AXS)

Belle Isle Tech
Aug 28, 2009
Is anyone doing a GDT for WSoF this weekend starring Paul Harris and Okami, or did the last one not generate enough interest to warrant a GDT?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Belle Isle Tech posted:

Is anyone doing a GDT for WSoF this weekend starring Paul Harris and Okami, or did the last one not generate enough interest to warrant a GDT?

There was a GDT for Titan FC so it's not like size matters (pause)

If you want one, make one imo

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Belle Isle Tech posted:

Is anyone doing a GDT for WSoF this weekend starring Paul Harris and Okami, or did the last one not generate enough interest to warrant a GDT?

If any actors stare at fighters during the weigh in I'll do a GDT, but I won't know about that until the day before.

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individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
B-League Update!

Play out the week, Randy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT4M6fxrhAs


FRIDAY 3/28/14

12PM EDT - Fight Nights: Battle at Moscow 15: Prelims stream at http://www.rearnakedsmoke.net/2014/03/26/fight-nights-battle-at-moscow-15-live-stream-link-here-12-noon-edt-start-on-friday-32814/ using acestream or http://tv-online.im/bk-tv-live using silerlight, Main at 1:15PM EDT here: http://www.ontvtime.com/live/russia2.html or http://pro-tv.net/1257-rossia-2.html

12:45PM EDT - CWFC Fight Night 10: Prelims: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cage-Warriors-Fighting-Championship/112090072144502?id=112090072144502&sk=app_113165568775888 Main: https://cagewarriors.mmajunkie.com

7PM EDT - BellatorFC 114: Shlemenko Vs Ward: See thread.

8PM EDT - WOCS 33: http://tv-aovivo.nl/lutashd.html or http://www.vertvgratis.eu/assistir-combate-online.htm or http://aovivoagora.com/AoVivo/premiere-combate-stream/


SATURDAY 3/29/14

6:30AM EDT - RUFF 12: Link to come.

10AM EDT - PXC 43: http://new.livestream.com/accounts/1594039/events/2806329

10:30AM EDT - Egyptian Fighting Championship Fight Night 14: http://filmonlenovo.com/tv/rotana-masriya

5PM EDT - Circuito Talent de MMA 7: http://aovivoagora.com/AoVivo/esporte-interativo-on-line/ or http://tv-msn.com/eiparceria.html

6PM EDT - WSOF 9http://stream.nbcsports.com/liveextra/ or http://www.nbcsports.com for the rest of the world. WSOF will now stream the whole event!

8PM EDT - Jungle Fight 67: http://tv-aovivo.nl/lutashd.html or http://www.vertvgratis.eu/assistir-combate-online.htm or http://aovivoagora.com/AoVivo/premiere-combate-stream/

Jonas Bilharinho comes back from a long injury layoff to fight for the JF title against Mario Israel! Worth watching for his fight alone.

11:30PM EDT - XFCi 3: http://www.redetv.uol.com.br/aovivo/ or http://www.xfcmma.com


SUNDAY 3/30/14


5PM EDT - MMA SUPER HEROES 3: http://esportes.terra.com.br/lutas/mma/ao-vivo/22874/

6PM EDT - Fatality Arena 6: http://tv-aovivo.nl/lutashd.html or http://www.vertvgratis.eu/assistir-combate-online.htm or http://aovivoagora.com/AoVivo/premiere-combate-stream/

individual865 fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Mar 30, 2014

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