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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
but it detects if theres ~chemicals~ in your food

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JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

fool_of_sound posted:

before doc brown finds you, id like to give you this gift

remember me as the man who made you rich

the old man said someone would come asking about that link...

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
the best food i've had comes from experts with simple tools

fire, oil, spice, steak

democratizing it and removing the process from your control enables greater heights for those experts, but cuts out the bottom rungs of the learning process and prevents us from creating the next generation of experts

idk i'm trying to club this rant together with what i see happening with hw/sw development, kids running around atop the web stack without respect/understanding/care for the machinery beneath them, but god damit throw a steak on a fire, have a crappy steak, and learn you a cookin

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Nelson MandEULA posted:

myfitnesspal is free

NICE!

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

JawnV6 posted:

god damit throw a steak on a fire, have a crappy steak, and learn you a cookin

yep, to me theres 7 things that anyone who wants to be a good cook needs to master first

roasting a chicken
slow cooking pot roast
grilling a steak
grilling shrimp
correct consistency mashed potatoes
hand made pasta
steaming vegetables correctly

this is extremely basic poo poo that anyone should learn to do if they have to cook for themselves. theyre also extremely cheap parts of meals that can be combined and extended. if you can do these things you can eat much cheaper than a restaurant and have very delicious results.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Al! posted:

what level have you kickstarted at

please







Receive a Foodini (from our mass production run), and spend a day in our Barcelona, Spain, office with our entire team and Foodini. We'll discuss your food preferences before your visit, and we'll do a printing and demo session during your visit. Have chats with our food specialists, our software engineers, and sneak peaks of future versions of our user interface. Plus we will add a special Foodini/ Kickstarter supporter badge to your Foodini community profile to show that you are one of the early supporters and early purchasers of Foodini. Flights and hotel not included. Each reward is good for up to 2 people. International customs charges may be collected on delivery of Foodini. Thank you!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

please







Receive a Foodini (from our mass production run), and spend a day in our Barcelona, Spain, office with our entire team and Foodini. We'll discuss your food preferences before your visit, and we'll do a printing and demo session during your visit. Have chats with our food specialists, our software engineers, and sneak peaks of future versions of our user interface. Plus we will add a special Foodini/ Kickstarter supporter badge to your Foodini community profile to show that you are one of the early supporters and early purchasers of Foodini. Flights and hotel not included. Each reward is good for up to 2 people. International customs charges may be collected on delivery of Foodini. Thank you!


flights and hotel not included also you pay the customs since technically you are importing it

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

JawnV6 posted:

the best food i've had comes from experts with simple tools

fire, oil, spice, steak

democratizing it and removing the process from your control enables greater heights for those experts, but cuts out the bottom rungs of the learning process and prevents us from creating the next generation of experts

idk i'm trying to club this rant together with what i see happening with hw/sw development, kids running around atop the web stack without respect/understanding/care for the machinery beneath them, but god damit throw a steak on a fire, have a crappy steak, and learn you a cookin

lol

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

JawnV6 posted:

the best food i've had comes from experts with simple tools

fire, oil, spice, steak

democratizing it and removing the process from your control enables greater heights for those experts, but cuts out the bottom rungs of the learning process and prevents us from creating the next generation of experts

idk i'm trying to club this rant together with what i see happening with hw/sw development, kids running around atop the web stack without respect/understanding/care for the machinery beneath them, but god damit throw a steak on a fire, have a crappy steak, and learn you a cookin

i agree that people as a whole are worse at cooking but tbh cooking has always been the habit of a relatively small number of people. Back in the day you just found other people who could cook, where today you can get by on hot pockets and never talk to another human being ever


crappy steak owns tho

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
my issue with cooking is that my condition means that i cant just cook something for sustenance whatever i make has to be some sort of autismal production so it's a) never cheap and b) almost never quick and c) probably not particularly healthy

Socracheese
Oct 20, 2008

what

last night me and gf had an early dinner somewhere and we were sorta hungry later at night so i made a pot of rice and we ate it with some soy sauce. total cost probably like 35 cents

u cant make a simple thing? it has to be artisan-fired lobster with a side of organic local rice?

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
the "next gen" cooking devices are robbing people of understanding

ensuring everyone interested in the subject comes away with the same skills as the hot pocketers

go read this, much better on this point than my rambling asides: better link: http://www.scribd.com/doc/23333752/William-Morrison-The-Sack

same dude that knew steak also made a killer venison wellington, idk

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

transfatphobic posted:

yep, to me theres 7 things that anyone who wants to be a good cook needs to master first

roasting a chicken
slow cooking pot roast
grilling a steak
grilling shrimp
correct consistency mashed potatoes
hand made pasta
steaming vegetables correctly

this is extremely basic poo poo that anyone should learn to do if they have to cook for themselves. theyre also extremely cheap parts of meals that can be combined and extended. if you can do these things you can eat much cheaper than a restaurant and have very delicious results.

sounds like a pain i'll just heat up microwave pizza instead

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Socracheese posted:

what

last night me and gf had an early dinner somewhere and we were sorta hungry later at night so i made a pot of rice and we ate it with some soy sauce. total cost probably like 35 cents

u cant make a simple thing? it has to be artisan-fired lobster with a side of organic local rice?

yeah

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

JawnV6 posted:

the best food i've had comes from experts with simple tools

fire, oil, spice, steak

democratizing it and removing the process from your control enables greater heights for those experts, but cuts out the bottom rungs of the learning process and prevents us from creating the next generation of experts

idk i'm trying to club this rant together with what i see happening with hw/sw development, kids running around atop the web stack without respect/understanding/care for the machinery beneath them, but god damit throw a steak on a fire, have a crappy steak, and learn you a cookin

hi pt6a

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Socracheese posted:

what

last night me and gf had an early dinner somewhere and we were sorta hungry later at night so i made a pot of rice and we ate it with some soy sauce. total cost probably like 35 cents

u cant make a simple thing? it has to be artisan-fired lobster with a side of organic local rice?

i dont eat things that have to be a big production but i would have put furikame on the rice and not just plain soysauce

like honestly i would have also steamed some vegetables which involves all of "cut up poo poo and dump it in the bamboo steamer thats sitting in boiling water for 10 minutes"

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

transfatphobic posted:

i dont eat things that have to be a big production but i would have put furikame on the rice and not just plain soysauce

like honestly i would have also steamed some vegetables which involves all of "cut up poo poo and dump it in the bamboo steamer thats sitting in boiling water for 10 minutes"

i mean yeah i'm exaggerating but basically this

also i roast all my vegetables now

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Socracheese posted:

i made a pot of rice and we ate it with some soy sauce

This is the whitest thing ever, the first time I went over to an Asian friend's house for dinner when I was a kid and asked for soy sauce to go with my rice the whole family just stared at me like I was some kind of alien monster as I ate it.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

JawnV6 posted:

the "next gen" cooking devices are robbing people of understanding

ensuring everyone interested in the subject comes away with the same skills as the hot pocketers

go read this, much better on this point than my rambling asides: better link: http://www.scribd.com/doc/23333752/William-Morrison-The-Sack

same dude that knew steak also made a killer venison wellington, idk

i don't actually have a problem with sous vide but cooking amazing food is sooooooo easy with just a heat source a pan and a knife

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Al! posted:

i don't actually have a problem with sous vide but cooking amazing food is sooooooo easy with just a heat source a pan and a knife

youll still get different results

sv produces specific, very reliable results. you can make an incredible steak on the grill every time if youre good, but its not going to be the same as an SV'd steak. youll get the same SV steak if you do it the same way every time.

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
i tried sv salmon a few times and i didnt care for the results. my girlfriend doesnt care for the way SV chicken comes out. its preference at this point.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

it is ok to put things on or with your rice

it is ok

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

BONGHITZ posted:

it is ok to put things on or with your rice

it is ok

wtf kind of question is this

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

transfatphobic posted:

youll still get different results

sv produces specific, very reliable results. you can make an incredible steak on the grill every time if youre good, but its not going to be the same as an SV'd steak. youll get the same SV steak if you do it the same way every time.

that's the thing i don't want it the same way every time i want to learn things about timing and technique and improve

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

BONGHITZ posted:

it is ok to put things on or with your rice

it is ok

not soy sauce tho

this poo poo is bomb and more than ok

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Al! posted:

that's the thing i don't want it the same way every time i want to learn things about timing and technique and improve

yeah same

idk sv sounds hella cool and maybe i'll try it out sometime but i'm not sure i'd kickstart a thing for a home cooker

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

transfatphobic posted:

not soy sauce tho

this poo poo is bomb and more than ok



you can put soy sauce on a rice! just not straight up on steamed white rice with nothing else because what the heck

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
half a step up from a salt lick

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
this food derails is distracting us from the much more important topic of the 3d printer that prints food

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
how much structure does food you can put into a tube and have a machine squeeze out give you anyway

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


BONGHITZ posted:

it is ok to put things on or with your rice

it is ok

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i miss rice

rice is good

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Elder Postsman posted:

wtf kind of question is this

it is an answer

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

stoutfish posted:

i miss rice

rice is good

rice dreams

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

stoutfish posted:

i miss rice

rice is good

please don't do a nocarb diet

Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB
if there's one thing going for it, it's that it will enable the printing of jizz based foods

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

ayn rand hand job posted:

please don't do a nocarb diet

you would have to be really dumb to take in zero carbs.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

stoutfish posted:

you would have to be really dumb to take in zero carbs.

do goons dream of loaves of bread

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

loaves of bread with cheese before bed

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

stoutfish posted:

you would have to be really talented to take in zero carbs.

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