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Junkenstein posted:Only 6.66 percenter I've had. Nice though. Folks, I think we've found a new contender for "least professional looking label."
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danbanana posted:Folks, I think we've found a new contender for "least professional looking label." Not a label, but someone posted this a while back and I had to remind us all of its existence. 
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Mar 28, 2014 14:06
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God drat I forgot how good Surly's Abrasive is. I wish I could get this in New Jersey.
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Mar 28, 2014 14:25
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crazyfish posted:Not a label, but someone posted this a while back and I had to remind us all of its existence. yes, i was about to repost it! i think it gets worse/funnier every time i look at it.
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Mar 28, 2014 14:25
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crazyfish posted:Not a label, but someone posted this a while back and I had to remind us all of its existence. This is just color inverted goatse to me.
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Mar 28, 2014 14:32
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danbanana posted:Folks, I think we've found a new contender for "least professional looking label." Nah, that's pretty high quality in the world of cask ale. Plus they have worse: http://www.abbeydalebrewery.co.uk/uploads/beers/pump-clips/260x323/absolution.png Junkenstein fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Mar 28, 2014 |
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Mar 28, 2014 14:36
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danbanana posted:Folks, I think we've found a new contender for "least professional looking label." Flashback to some Geocities sites... If only the candle flame was a flickering GIF.
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Mar 28, 2014 14:38
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Retemnav posted:Flashback to some Geocities sites... If only the candle flame was a flickering GIF. Make it one of those holograms that flickers when you turn the bottle.
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Mar 28, 2014 14:42
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Not Joe Average Beer
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Mar 28, 2014 15:02
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Pig Benis Disciple posted:This is just color inverted goatse to me. whoa, Patriot Joe is on some next-level trolling
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Mar 28, 2014 15:47
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Hey Junkenstein, you know anything about craft beer spots in London? Where should I visit when I'm in town in about a month? There's too much of a selection to whittle down.
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SUPER HASSLER posted:Hey Junkenstein, you know anything about craft beer spots in London? Where should I visit when I'm in town in about a month? There's too much of a selection to whittle down. I'm not from London, but every time I've visited over the last few years it's got better and better. The scene is pretty amazing there. Obvious ones would be Euston Tap and any of the Brewdog bars (they serve lots of stuff other than their own); any Brodies pub (there's one in Soho called The Old Coffee house); lots of great microbreweries in East London that might have a bar open when you're down (look into London Fields, Redchurch [edit: looks like they have their own bar in Shoreditch now); The Cock in Hackney is a great craft beer pub (they seem to be focusing on their own beer a lot more since the last time I was there).. I'm sure someone from London would be able to give you a proper recommended roster. It's a great city for beer now, but yeah, kinda hard to whittle it down. At the same time, you can't really go wrong. Junkenstein fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Mar 28, 2014 |
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Mar 28, 2014 16:29
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funkybottoms posted:whoa, Patriot Joe is on some next-level trolling I'm still unsure if I would regularly buy and drink a goatse beer but it certainly would be funny to invite people over and tell them to grab us some beers from the fridge and hear their reactions.
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Mar 28, 2014 16:32
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danbanana posted:Folks, I think we've found a new contender for "least professional looking label." Jesus, yeah, I thought the GREAT BLUMPKIN ALE one was terrible, but here we are.
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Mar 28, 2014 16:57
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Keep an eye out for Chicagolands next up and coming brewery, Shat Brewery. They hope to do a tasting in the next couple years. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Shat-Brewery/202532896601044?ref=stream
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LeafHouse posted:Keep an eye out for Chicagolands next up and coming brewery, Shat Brewery. They hope to do a tasting in the next couple years. gently caress it. I'm done with beer. E: "Help us raise money to get our brewery off the ground!" NO. danbanana fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Mar 28, 2014 |
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Mar 28, 2014 17:22
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LeafHouse posted:Keep an eye out for Chicagolands next up and coming brewery, Shat Brewery. They hope to do a tasting in the next couple years. Classy name. And if their facebook page is to be believed, their very first batch of any kind was four months ago. Who needs "experience" and "a name that doesn't make your brewery sound like a total bunch of douches" when you have "knowing what you like and dislike"?
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Mar 28, 2014 17:23
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I'd like to stage a taste off between Shat, rear end Clown and Big Beaver and see if anyone would dare show up.
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SUPER HASSLER posted:I'd like to stage a taste off between Shat, rear end Clown and Big Beaver and see if anyone would dare show up. Don't forget the Brewery Formerly Known As Donkey Punch! https://www.facebook.com/DonkeyPunchBrewery Note that their current motto is a nice call back to their horrible original name.
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Mar 28, 2014 17:26
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crazyfish posted:Classy name. And if their facebook page is to be believed, their very first batch of any kind was four months ago. Who needs "experience" and "a name that doesn't make your brewery sound like a total bunch of douches" when you have "knowing what you like and dislike"? but dude- did you see that sweet paddle?!
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Mar 28, 2014 18:14
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"Making a mash paddle" - posted Feb. 7th "Mash paddle 100% complete!" - posted Mar. 26th I see great things in this go-getter's future.
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Mar 28, 2014 18:41
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Retemnav posted:"Making a mash paddle" - posted Feb. 7th Patience is a virtue. Wait til this guy's carefully aged wild ales hit the trade market.
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Mar 28, 2014 18:44
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danbanana posted:
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Mar 28, 2014 19:07
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crazyfish posted:Not a label, but someone posted this a while back and I had to remind us all of its existence. Haters vacate, this label owns. So much so that we purchased the rights to the brand. 
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Mar 28, 2014 19:12
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XxGirlKisserxX posted:Haters vacate, this label owns. So much so that we purchased the rights to the brand. buuuuuullshit
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Mar 28, 2014 19:16
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That's amazing.
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Mar 28, 2014 19:17
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danbanana posted:gently caress it. I'm done with beer. Buy a Shat Brewing Shart!
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Mar 28, 2014 19:21
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XxGirlKisserxX posted:Haters vacate, this label owns. So much so that we purchased the rights to the brand. Oh my god. I must have patriot goatse beer. Is this something you can disclose or not?
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Mar 28, 2014 19:23
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XxGirlKisserxX posted:Haters vacate, this label owns. So much so that we purchased the rights to the brand. ISO
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Mar 28, 2014 19:24
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XxGirlKisserxX posted:Haters vacate, this label owns. So much so that we purchased the rights to the brand.  I think I need this.
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Mar 28, 2014 19:32
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lmao
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Mar 28, 2014 19:41
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XxGirlKisserxX posted:Haters vacate, this label owns. So much so that we purchased the rights to the brand. I'll swing by on Tuesday lemme drink dat
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Mar 28, 2014 19:51
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Pig Benis Disciple posted:Oh my god. I must have patriot goatse beer. Is this something you can disclose or not? Patriot Gose 
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Mar 28, 2014 19:56
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Close it up
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Mar 28, 2014 19:56
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XxGirlKisserxX posted:Haters vacate, this label owns. So much so that we purchased the rights to the brand. I demand this be submitted to Gizmodo's conversation on beer labels today
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Mar 28, 2014 21:47
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Even though I know you just made that label, I want to believe this is real.
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Mar 28, 2014 21:51
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Pig Benis Disciple posted:Even though I know you just made that label, I want to believe this is real. WHA!? YOU'VE STOLEN THE MAGIC FROM ME!
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Mar 28, 2014 21:52
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Pig Benis Disciple posted:Even though I know you just made that label, I want to believe this is real. Nope sorry this is now Cigar City's flagship brand. You can't take this from me 
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Mar 28, 2014 22:07
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XxGirlKisserxX posted:Haters vacate, this label owns. So much so that we purchased the rights to the brand. I spot Spanish on that label, which Patriot Joe is NOT gonna be happy with. Your in America, learn American!!#!@
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I had a guy come to a QUAFF meeting (our homebrew club) and he told us it was his first meeting. My friend asked him about himself and he's like "I really want to open a brewery so I figured this would be a good place to get some information." It was at that point when we asked him about beer it became readily apparent he doesn't even know how beer is made.
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