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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:

what work are the loops doing

racing thoughts

delusions

kill you are self

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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

ian are you going to while(1),do..while,or for?

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

goto is a tragedy but if it will loop forever why not?

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

uncurable mlady posted:

get out of yospos
ignore this moron

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

ian are you going to while(1),do..while,or for?

for(;;)

because it sorta looks like a crying face, much like the entire internet will be doing when ian unleashes his vengeance

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

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sir... I hit a roadblock. "Run an infinite loop on it and explore different directions."

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

ian what happens if you have a deadlock on two infinite loops that sounds kind of dangerous

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

Install Windows posted:

i have a solution to the halting program, but i just need a small investment of $2550 to finish it

uhhhhh theres a ton of people on rentacoder who said theyd do it for $100

Ian McLean posted:

So.... I am a person that wants to take over Axure servers. My only objective is running infinite loops everywhere. My objective is infinite loops. How are you going to stop me???!?

kill it if it runs for over 30 seconds

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

I imagine your first EC2 bill is what will stop you

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

I imagine your first EC2 bill is what will stop you

to be fair he can probably just grab a new set of private keys off of github every month

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
this summer there is no moore law, only ians law

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano
summer of george baby!!!

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
guys what if i put an inf loop inside another inf loop

i'm pretty sure the internet won't even be around in double infinity

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Ian if you use javascript you can make it so that every web browser in the whole world runs an infinite loop for you!

:twisted:

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

Ian if you use javascript you can make it so that every web browser in the whole world runs an infinite loop for you!

:twisted:

has science gone too far

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Sep 9, 2012

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EMILY BLUNTS posted:

I imagine your first EC2 bill is what will stop you

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6DR76NleZQsTjVwQmtzOV90S1U/edit?usp=sharing

Why everything is broken... probably because of me. :(


We should start fixing everything people.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Ian McLean posted:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6DR76NleZQsTjVwQmtzOV90S1U/edit?usp=sharing

Why everything is broken... probably because of me. :(


We should start fixing everything people.

everything is broken because somethign something just read the jawn post

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Vicas posted:

read the jawn post

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Ian McLean posted:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6DR76NleZQsTjVwQmtzOV90S1U/edit?usp=sharing

Why everything is broken... probably because of me. :(


We should start fixing everything people.

how many infinite loops per dollar is that?

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

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Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

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http://imgur.com/FFmwhKl

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

how many infinite loops per dollar is that?

all of them

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

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priceless

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Bro do you even loop?

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

ian you could commission a chip fab shop to design and produce ASICs for you that very efficiently run loops

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

BONGHITZ posted:

it is an answer

lmao i'm literally illiterate

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

ian you could commission a chip fab shop to design and produce ASICs for you that very efficiently run loops

can we not run up the infinite loop difficulty this fast, i already premined a ton of infinite loops

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

ian please be careful, god will stop you

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

BONGHITZ posted:

ian please be careful, god will stop you

SPIMers in the hands of an angry god

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Vicas posted:

SPIMers in the hands of an angry god

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

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did you know every time you have the hiccups a soul is lifted from the beyond?

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

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honestly... I checked the most recent statistic, which was still mine, and I was sort of depressed if anyone honestly wants to know my current state of life.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

how do you get more statistics?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Ian McLean posted:

honestly... I checked the most recent statistic, which was still mine, and I was sort of depressed if anyone honestly wants to know my current state of life.

thats because you have untreated bipolar disorder

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

ian have you considered starting catstatpedia.org? it would be a sister site to statpedia but more cat-focused.

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Sep 9, 2012

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I want the loop to rule all loops. Once this loop is activated, it gains power.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Ian McLean posted:

I want the loop to rule all loops. Once this loop is activated, it gains power.

make a loop that programatically spins up EC2 instances, each of which then automatically start a loop that spins up more EC2 instances

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Vicas posted:

how about you go try it and find out

maybe you've just figured out how to destroy modern computing

we wouldn't be that lucky

Ian McLean
Sep 9, 2012

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oooh I'm so sorry. Your loop did not do what you wanted it to do? We loop everything. Your loops will keep going basting everything into our severeness with our micro fusion diamond core x256 strength.

A long time ago they stopped thinking in what the strongest material became of something. Diamond became the clysmic for the foundation of density.

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Sep 9, 2012

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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

make a loop that programatically spins up EC2 instances, each of which then automatically start a loop that spins up more EC2 instances

so... to prevent unlimited
anonymous loops...

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