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Ian McLean posted:oooh I'm so sorry. Your loop did not do what you wanted it to do? We loop everything. Your loops will keep going basting everything into our severeness with our micro fusion diamond core x256 strength. you seem to be stepping into a sacred realm where only the most enlightened posters venture you will be banned many times, and probated seven times seven in the end though, you will be proven right richard's wallet bacons
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Mar 29, 2014 06:45
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I feel like supporting infinite loops is not a trivial concept.
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Mar 29, 2014 06:46
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i guess you weren't web scale after all 
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Mar 29, 2014 07:02
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i think you could do well to move to gpgpu. buy old cards off broke rear end bitcoiners thousands of loops per card, Ian! Thousands! Running in the card. Then you can have a box of cards off the pcix bus, a sea of intense loops running in the cards, a tiny babbling brook of cooked and uncooked data over the bus
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Mar 29, 2014 07:08
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Okay realtalk for a sec here, Ian, are you talking about allowing users to upload code that will get run in the cloud, and preventing that code from eating up all your resources? How you solve this depends on how you make money. Amazon virtualizes and just charges you for cpu time so they don't care. Wolfram Alpha times out requests after some short amount of processing time.
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Mar 29, 2014 07:18
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wait i thought ian was working for wolfram couldn't he get like insider access to run as many infinite loops as he wanted
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Mar 29, 2014 07:20
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BooLoo posted:ian, you're making me worried you guys should pobably feel bad about toying with a legit mentally ill person
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Mar 29, 2014 07:25
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Al! posted:you guys should pobably feel bad about toying with a legit mentally ill person he keeps coming back and a LOT of people have told him he may need to seek help no judgement, just that he almost certainly should and then come back and say 'sup
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Mar 29, 2014 07:35
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everyone supports infinite loops just look at any game
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Mar 29, 2014 07:38
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loop back and forth forever
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Mar 29, 2014 07:40
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))<>((
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Mar 29, 2014 07:42
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syscall girl posted:he keeps coming back whatever i just don't find taunting the obviously mentally ill as fun as i used to
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Mar 29, 2014 07:45
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Al! posted:whatever i just don't find taunting the obviously mentally ill as fun as i used to yeah  and i worry about mr super awesome too
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Mar 29, 2014 07:49
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i think you can get an infinite loop down to a single active element? consider an OISC, like subtract and branch if not zero, pointing at a single bit of memory set a few points on rails as parts of the instruction, and have the one active element be the part of the information that's flipping im handwaving a little but im pretty sure you can define 'memory' in such a way that the machine is just flipping between two adversely set bits in such a way that it won't see/need rest of the 'tape' just one oscillator
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Mar 29, 2014 08:31
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even apple has stopped at 1 infinite loop. don't play too close to the sun ian
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Mar 29, 2014 10:25
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syscall girl posted:he keeps coming back surprise, a bunch of mentally ill people can't or won't acknowledge their mental illness
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Mar 29, 2014 10:31
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theflyingexecutive posted:surprise, a bunch of mentally ill people can't or won't acknowledge their mental illness
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Mar 29, 2014 10:33
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ian have you considered learning you some erlang? it has achieved 6 sigmas of u[time
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Mar 29, 2014 10:42
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power botton posted:even apple has stopped at 1 infinite loop. don't play too close to the sun ian
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Mar 29, 2014 15:08
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sometimes i think ian is kirk, but then sometimes i think he isn't, and i get real worried  please seek help ian
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Mar 29, 2014 16:59
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Thanks for the input JawnV6 and power button! Anyone ever see this? http://worldsciencefestival.com/videos/madness_redefined
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Mar 29, 2014 17:20
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Ian McLean posted:Thanks for the input JawnV6 and power button! you are not a tortured genius
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Mar 29, 2014 17:21
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coffeetable posted:you are not a tortured genius So then that means I am perfectly normal  ayn rand hand job posted:this summer there is no moore law, only ians law Yes. Like this facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/UnitedStatesRevolt btw I have this theory Moore's law is something completely fabricated because of collusion with elite semiconductor companies who develop technology way in advanced, but slowly release it a little at a time to maintain consistent profits. If they released the best stuff right away, it would not be as profitable as slowly coming out with better stuff.
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Mar 29, 2014 17:50
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if you genuinely believe that then you're a loving idiot
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Mar 29, 2014 17:56
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its like the aids cure pfizer has
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Mar 29, 2014 18:27
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Ian McLean posted:btw I have this theory Moore's law is something completely fabricated because of collusion with elite semiconductor companies who develop technology way in advanced, but slowly release it a little at a time to maintain consistent profits. If they released the best stuff right away, it would not be as profitable as slowly coming out with better stuff.
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Mar 29, 2014 18:27
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power botton posted:its like the aids cure pfizer has well what do you expect from International Jewery
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Mar 29, 2014 18:30
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that one scene from MIB was real???
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Mar 29, 2014 18:36
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anthonypants posted:is that why statpedia sucks he's saving the good stuff to drive profits up. it makes perfect sense
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Mar 29, 2014 18:41
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Statpedia is awesome! Just wait, one day it will be filled with tons of interesting content and we will be able to relate and compare all this information together.
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Mar 29, 2014 19:57
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http://statpedia.com/index.php/search/?title=Supercomputer+Share+by+Countries&source=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TOP500&id=MzY3&type=table
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Mar 29, 2014 19:59
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Ian McLean posted:Statpedia is awesome! Just wait, one day it will be filled with tons of interesting content and we will be able to relate and compare all this information together.
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Mar 29, 2014 20:02
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might i suggest a tutorial on how to use your website?
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Mar 29, 2014 20:06
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anthonypants posted:yeah but what are you waiting for. what is the moore's law analogue preventing that "one day" from being a year and a half ago not enough infinite loops available at this time
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Mar 29, 2014 20:07
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seriously though... even if I do push marketing and tutorial efforts on this thing at the current moment, that AWS bill will kill me. It is a good concept, but until I get some real support, this thing can't go anywhere.
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Mar 29, 2014 20:21
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ian take your meds
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Mar 29, 2014 20:24
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Sweevo posted:ian take your meds
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Mar 29, 2014 21:52
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Sweevo posted:ian take your meds
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:ian you could commission a chip fab shop to design and produce ASICs for you that very efficiently run loops did someone say chip shop
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