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powerofrecall
Jun 26, 2009

by R. Guyovich
This should really just be canned fish thread. PYF sardines, kippered fish snacks and smoked oysters

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i'd say goldmine this but i keep getting great info on tinned sea products

powerofrecall
Jun 26, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Does anyone know a good canned tuna that isn't loving slush and/or ridiculously expensive

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
Addendum to my previous post about my sardine lunch:

Was hangin' out with the lady friend watching a movie and had a lil burp, again stinking like sardines. Got cockblocked by the tasty fishies.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

canned tuna is boring but canned sardines own

naem
May 29, 2011

powerofrecall posted:

Does anyone know a good canned tuna that isn't loving slush and/or ridiculously expensive

Just wait until solid white albacore is on sale half off at your grocery store and buy all of it lol

I've been on a diet so my thread contributions are like "other people eat this?! Cool!"

indoflaven
Dec 10, 2009

powerofrecall posted:

Does anyone know a good canned tuna that isn't loving slush and/or ridiculously expensive

Canned tuna is always slush.

naem
May 29, 2011

indoflaven posted:

Canned tuna is always slush.

"Solid white albacore" is a solid hockey pock of tuna, way tastier trust me

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


DiggityDoink posted:

Addendum to my previous post about my sardine lunch:

Was hangin' out with the lady friend watching a movie and had a lil burp, again stinking like sardines. Got cockblocked by the tasty fishies.

Goddamn you couldn't have picked a worse day to eat sardines if you tried.

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

powerofrecall posted:

This should really just be canned fish thread. PYF sardines, kippered fish snacks and smoked oysters

Oh, we may stray...



...but we always return to our dark master...thecannedsardine!

That's my haul from yesterday. The King Oscar skinless/boneless were cheaper their usual brislings, so I decided to give them a whirl. They're large and basically like Reese's skinless/boneless, so just go with what's cheapest if that's you're thing. Snagged the CotS smoked because someone vouched, but at $0.89 a can I'm not holding my breath (or maybe I AM! :roflolmao:). Also went with the kippers because they were fairly cheap and I figured "what the hey!" Trader Joes and King Oscar will face off.

Lastly we have Season brand in tomato sauce. I like Brunswick's but frankly their tomato sauce looks sketchy as balls. I'm hoping for a slightly chunkier, non-taco-bell-sauce-packet texture from this one.

Time will tell.

FaradayCage fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Mar 29, 2014

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Burning Mustache posted:

holy poo poo this isn't the middle ages, it's not like anybody in the western world suffers from lack of calcium in this day and age

and eating the spine feels gross in my mouth so you bet your rear end i will eat around it

Look at this guy.

Calcium is super awesome for your health, friend. http://ods.od.nih.gov/factsheets/Calcium-QuickFacts/

quote:

The US Dept. of Health and Human Services - National Institutes of health says:
Calcium is a mineral found in many foods. The body needs calcium to maintain strong bones and to carry out many important functions. Almost all calcium is stored in bones and teeth, where it supports their structure and hardness.

The body also needs calcium for muscles to move and for nerves to carry messages between the brain and every body part. In addition, calcium is used to help blood vessels move blood throughout the body and to help release hormones and enzymes that affect almost every function in the human body.

Hurray for sardines!

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Kimmalah posted:

Goddamn you couldn't have picked a worse day to eat sardines if you tried.

The dentist part was hilarious to me at least. Serves them right for using way too much Novocaine and making my nose numb.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

naem posted:

Mine was a goat cheese spread and very mild. Real goat cheese is stinkier, should get some olives and stuff to go wth next time. I just put it on the cracker like cream cheese and plopped a fish on there. Put horseradish or Dijon on that poo poo

Those crackers have 12% of your daily fiber in 2 crackers FYI, I ate a whole packet and pooped like a horse it was amazing

you pooped while running?

naem
May 29, 2011

Frostwerks posted:

you pooped while running?

Almost lol I meant the frequency and fibrousness

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Frostwerks posted:

you pooped while running?


naem posted:

Almost lol I meant the frequency and fibrousness

Horses don't run-poop. Source: I rode horses and they stop to eat spiny clover flowers and to piss.

Oh wait...do they not stop to poo poo though? The gently caress?

powerofrecall
Jun 26, 2009

by R. Guyovich

FaradayCage posted:

Oh, we may stray...



I'm fuckin jelly, King Oscar owns

Point of discussion: why does kippered herring vary so much in preparation and quality when canned? Sometimes it is smoky deliciousness and other times it's not too different than a plain canned sardine in water. why is that

e: specifically sometimes "kipper snacks" vs. "smoked herring" end up being pretty different in execution

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
its different people making it, varying levels of smoke, different areas the fish are caught from and even the season it was caught/farmed

e: not to be a dick, but that's like asking why different hamburgers taste different even if you're talking about differences in tastes from can to can of the same manufacturer

DiggityDoink fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Mar 29, 2014

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Some scrub posted an putanesca recipe awhile ago that was just frankly poo poo. Here's a better one.

Tin of anchovies
Some garlic
Olive oil
Can of tomatoes, diced preferably
Red pepper flakes

Smash up your garlic and saute it in the olive oil, put the anchovies in, maybe add some butter if you're feeling sexy, and after the garlic starts to smell fantastic toss in the red pepper flakes. Cook these until the anchovies dissolve. Put in the tomatoes. Stir occasionally. (You should be on about med heat for this whole project lest you burn your garlic) Meanwhile cook your pasta, linguine is traditional but whatever you have is fine, and then when your whole house smells like delicious spicy italian whore sex mix the pasta with the sauce.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Get King Oscar extra virgin olive oil sardines or don't even bother. I suppose other brands that offer bristling could be eatable but really just get King Oscar.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Still never had sardines but i did buy some king oscar in oil so ill give it a shot in a few days or so. meanwhile, eating kalamata olives right out of the jar with a cocktail fork is pretty own too.

powerofrecall
Jun 26, 2009

by R. Guyovich

DiggityDoink posted:

its different people making it, varying levels of smoke, different areas the fish are caught from and even the season it was caught/farmed

e: not to be a dick, but that's like asking why different hamburgers taste different even if you're talking about differences in tastes from can to can of the same manufacturer

nah it's not like that tho. different hamburgers taste different but they're still identifiable as a burger--kippered herring seems to be a totally different thing depending on who is canning it. like there isn't an agreed upon thing that kippered herring is supposed to be? the Polar brand "kipper snacks" (my fave) in particular are delicious and other brands of it are pretty drat different including king oscar & chicken of the sea brand. Not bad--just way different. varying levels of smoke is probably a lot of it but I wonder sometimes if it is also varying types of fish (considering that "sardines" can actually be many different types of actual fish.)

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

Some scrub posted an putanesca recipe awhile ago that was just frankly poo poo. Here's a better one.

Tin of anchovies
Some garlic
Olive oil
Can of tomatoes, diced preferably
Red pepper flakes

Smash up your garlic and saute it in the olive oil, put the anchovies in, maybe add some butter if you're feeling sexy, and after the garlic starts to smell fantastic toss in the red pepper flakes. Cook these until the anchovies dissolve. Put in the tomatoes. Stir occasionally. (You should be on about med heat for this whole project lest you burn your garlic) Meanwhile cook your pasta, linguine is traditional but whatever you have is fine, and then when your whole house smells like delicious spicy italian whore sex mix the pasta with the sauce.

the gently caress dude no capers or olives?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i don't even know what a caper is or why you eat them. like i've had them before but i never have a dish and think "oh hey this would be better with capers" they just don't make any sense to me

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
Went out drinking last night and came back and made the sardine/tomato/spinach soup. It was awesome and is going in my rotation. My cat wanted in on that action but I didn't want her to burn her nose.

Nwabudike Morgan
Dec 31, 2007
I had some Mediterranean Style King Oscar's sardines yesterday after reading this thread.
Why did I ever stop eating sardines?

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

powerofrecall posted:

nah it's not like that tho. different hamburgers taste different but they're still identifiable as a burger--kippered herring seems to be a totally different thing depending on who is canning it. like there isn't an agreed upon thing that kippered herring is supposed to be? the Polar brand "kipper snacks" (my fave) in particular are delicious and other brands of it are pretty drat different including king oscar & chicken of the sea brand. Not bad--just way different. varying levels of smoke is probably a lot of it but I wonder sometimes if it is also varying types of fish (considering that "sardines" can actually be many different types of actual fish.)

kippering is just the process rather than a specific recipe so there slight variations on it and youre right that it could be different types of fish between each brand, there are herring all over the place so it totally depends on where its from

Burning Mustache
Sep 4, 2006

Zaeed got stories.
Kasumi got loot.
All I got was a hole in my suit.

THS posted:

i don't even know what a caper is or why you eat them. like i've had them before but i never have a dish and think "oh hey this would be better with capers" they just don't make any sense to me

i think their only purpose is to be paired up with anchovies

canned anchovies with capers are ridiculously awesome

i'm pretty sure the stuff tastes more salty than actual, pure salt and it's incredible when you come home so drunk that you can only barely open the can

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

powerofrecall posted:

Does anyone know a good canned tuna that isn't loving slush and/or ridiculously expensive

trader joes, in fact I specifically get tuna there to avoid the Pulverized Tuna Water youve described. It's like a buck fifty a can

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
sidetrack: how does one enjoy pickled herring effectively?

I get a craving for it every now and then but the taste is so rich and potent that I can only eat a rollmop or two before I put the jar away for another few weeks.
Shakespeare died after a night of too much wine and pickled herring and that sounds cool.

5er
Jun 1, 2000


I'm proud I'm not snobby about the sardines I'd eat. If I go into Dollar Tree and see some Chicken of the Sea smoked in oil, I'm walking out with 5 tins. If I see King Oscar on sale at a regular grocery store, I'll walk out with that instead never minding the expense. Variety is a good thing.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Capers are good when mixed with tuna.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Bonzo posted:

Am I the only one that likes smoked mussles?



Waht do you do with them

Black Shadow
Mar 21, 2014

by XyloJW
I just got a new job at a pizza place and one of the first pizzas I made was covered in sardines.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

powerofrecall posted:

Does anyone know a good canned tuna that isn't loving slush and/or ridiculously expensive

Pelican Packers is the best I've ever had. It's troll-caught tuna, so it's better for the environment as well. All of their flavors are good, but the garlic albacore and smoked albacore are the best. Doesn't even need anything mixed in, just put that poo poo on a cracker and go to flavortown.

http://www.pelicanpackers.com/

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

ashgromnies posted:

Waht do you do with them

Grab a fork or just eat them with a cracker. Someone mentioned you can use them! In stuffing.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
those smoked mussels look delicious as gently caress, this thread is opening up a whole new world of canned seafood to me

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

bathroom sounds posted:

sidetrack: how does one enjoy pickled herring effectively?

This is how you enjoy pickled herring Swedish style:



Boiled potatoes, sour cream with chopped chives and an optional hard boiled egg. Crisp bread and butter on the side.

BeepBoopBatman
Apr 21, 2008
I love kippers/kippered herring/smoked herring/whatever... it is possibly one of my favorite foods. Same with mackerel (raw, preferably), and lox. Delicious, delicious lox (even though it's not a canned food I feel it's worth mentioning).

My girlfriend is repulsed by this stuff and I have to wait until she goes to sleep/goes to class to eat it :(

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


gently caress this thread i am going to get a can of sardines because i am sardine-curious now

i just know you guys are trolling me though and i will hate them

:byob1:

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

be sure and get king oscars don't go cheap on your sardines the first time

also horseradish and poo poo is good with it

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